Irish taxi service edition
/balt/
oi
>When you take a sissy britboii to Belfast during real fenian hours
>>68080038
>the notorious barrick boys
You should be ashamed.
Femdom is p cool
hi
>>68080073
You're doing Gods work, anon.
first for allah
<3 ~~
imagine looking this ugly lmao
>his city doesn't have self-driving uber cars
screaming
>>68080295
Can't believe you lot are still sharing my picture. Can't you find real women?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11769313
http://www.strawpoll.me/11769313
http://www.strawpoll.me/11769313
http://www.strawpoll.me/11769313
https://www.indy100.com/article/women-with-big-bums-are-healthier-says-science-7438376
the future is THICC
>>68080336
london?
queen of blackpool
queen of /brit/
>>68080370
another pro-obesity propaganda article
>>68080324
>cutting ball theater
ah yes, real life /brit/ gimmicks
>>68080309
who knew the algerianw as a literal super model
thank god for this program
>>68080388
Norwich hun
>m-muh hdi...
auslards and poo peelands waking up soon, i am VERY excited.
just found out most of europe is catholic
need to move to HDIreland desu
>>68080239
kek
Awesome! I'd always thought it was fitting that Socrates was a black man, all descriptions of him have undeniably African qualities. It's cool to see him represented this way :)
>>68080414
>POOSENAL
:(
>>68080522
now i understand why they executed him
uppity nigger
aha im supposed to be writing papers for class today but im not actually going to do that ahahaha
I'll take it
>>68080529
How was that fedora you fucking stupid yank spacker
>playing cities skylines instead of applying for jobs
help.
>>68080584
he doesn't understand how it works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNLpJktRJfM
portuguese ("porto") crossbreed
Realised the Yoga 710 is shit
Went to buy the Yoga 900 on sale
Went out of stock
Out of options.
>>68080567
i think face symmetry is the only necessary thing really
rest is useless
>>68080616
hahaha
Yeah lads my internoculars are very well distanced
Fuckign dummies you lot, guttersnipes
>>68080324
what's an f150 doing in the UK? i thought brits hated trucks
>>68080616
HP Spectre
>this plain piece of shit costs £63k
screaming
>>68080680
that quite clearly isn't the uk
>>68080680
this is san francisco and you already know that
>>68080702
Audi drivers are all twats.
>>68080540
But those dull, dead eyes...
>>68080616
macbook pro
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38162497/inventor-of-the-big-mac-dies-aged-98
Are the yanks all in mourning?
>>68080691
delete this post
im "should I shave?" lad. just got an 80
wonder if it thinks I should shave
>tfw no Karl and Lisa mum & dad
>>68080680
>california numberplate
>every car is LHD
>everyone is driving on the right
really gets the neurons firing
>>68080651
Mate it's not even funny I've been waiting on a Laptop for the better part of a year now
Doesn't help Yoga 710 lad pissed off somewhere
>>68080683
Too expensive for what it is. Yoga 900 was only £700
>>68080728
no
dad is a banter lord
he's going back to uni in january, absolute madman
>>68080691
Please don't post pictures of my wife on here.
>>68080756
>to be continued...
>>68080719
Ah yes, the elusive 'driver of an over £500 car is a twat' argument
For us newcunts. Howd you get a picture of the algerian?
>>68080691
>>68080731
>>68080770
was that actually in the series?
>i think face symmetry is the only necessary thing really
>rest is useless
Pretty shit that physiology means that happiness is generally followed by unhappiness but not vice versa.
Take a few lines of mandy and you'll feel fucking amazing, and then you'll start coming down and feel terrible.
Stay in bed depressed (pathological or reactionary) for four days and you're still gonna feel pretty shit for the following while
>>68080804
he willingly posts it
think it's a roleplay, he never posts at the same time as other meme jfs
can any Americans please help me?
I'm wondering what neighbourhood this is, I'd just LOVE to buy a property here!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=741_1480213289
>>68080849
handsome lad
cunts
new desktop should arrive in the mail on the 6th. i'm finishing all the school tasks i have to do before then because i know i'm going to play guild wars 2 for 8 hours a day and accomplish fuckall
>>68080857
>little fruit that took half a yoke and spent the next week considering suicide
Cornwall
why the FUCK would you drive anything except a late 90s corsa
how big a runt are you
aj from the lane tek a mans babes
Trump considering president of Goldman Sachs for budget chief
>>68080857
>artificial high cannot be sustained indefinitely
Shocking
>>68080849
put proper spacing between the eyes and that's a decent face
>>68080831
no of course not theyre pure
>>68080857
when you're up vomiting for 2 hours straight in the middle of the night and it finally stops you feel pretty happy
>>68080884
I live less than 20 minutes from here but have never met any white person thats even ventured near it
Id assume this is garfield park Chatham
whole other planet that close to me
Who really controls the United States administration?
Yeah, you guessed it, the Irish
pizza or lasagna for dindins lads
this bird doesn't look like she smokes crack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JkwZUk3Kng
also the end had me creasing
>>68080727
Yeah that's because of the low self-esteem.
HALLLOOOEWWWW. thank you fer watching, hope y'not being tagg'etted by the MODUS OPERANDI of gerrygableshopenothatesearchlightmagazine, the shecret shtate don't ya know, full of ex servicemen, military intelligence, MI5 that's wharritsh called aftah all
all this talkin' is getting us nowhere!
Ye know, pehgunism vs Christi-yannity, Julius Eevola, Zionism. Aahhhh the list is endless. The public don't care about that and theh never will! What connects with people is local issues, not the intellectual playpen! those daftie weirdos goin' on about 'saving the white race' and tearin' down the mosques, that scares people! it's not how yah win elect-orally! focus on local issues, bus times, hospital waitin' lines, ahhhhh, school places, that's how yeh get connected with the people and that's how we revive British nationalism, but we've gorra watch out for the traitors and the Islamic dragon, that we do
thank you
>when you can judge your social standing amongst your group of friends based on how close to the front your name is when people write out everyones name on social media
>>68080947
bahahahahaha
ahahahaha
hahaha
aha
aha
hahaha
aha
baaaaahahahahahahahahah
>>68080939
why the FUCK would you drive anything except a late 90s corsa
how big a runt are you
>When he isn't a full blooded Irish fenian
>why the FUCK would you drive anything except a late 90s corsa
>how big a runt are you
doing a think
>>68081002
Josie? That you ye mad rat? Your head is frazzled my dear x
>>68081059
don't think this image is real
>>68080804
Just ask for the kind of pic you want and I'll provide lad. No need to be a conspiring faggot.
>its a rachel khoo mouth breathes episode
>>68080933
Just the first half of the next day, but that's probably more to do with the amount I had to drink and total lack of sleep desu
shitposting on /tv/ right now with a mix of bait and things I actually believe
>>68081112
How is algeria mate?
>>68081143
the goat mix
>>68081059
looking good
I'll hit this wee Algerian runt a dig in the throat if he doesn't FUCK OFF
jeremy clarkson's son sounds like such a little middle class twat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV-s55HPNZ4
made a really dumb post earlier and got three (You)s haha
Why aren't you some girls dick appointment, /brit/?
Bank of England says its supplier is working on "potential solutions" to the issue of animal fat in new £5 note
Lads.
>>68080886
come to lyon so I can kick your head in
>>68081221
Cucks
>I'll hit this wee Algerian runt a dig in the throat if he doesn't FUCK OFF
>>68081221
REALLY hope it's pig
getting the daily dose in
http://therightstuff.biz/2016/11/30/zulu-men-of-harlech/
>>68080991
screeching
>>68081187
This is how all English faggots sound like to me
how do i cook mince
just put it on the pan and fry it?
>>68081247
haha shane have a lie down lad
>>68081219
don't think I can survive another 10 months with the gf without ending up cheating on her
it's already been 9 months and I'm bored of her, but I do want to spend Christmas with her and have a holiday abroad with her
strange feels
>>68080946
don't bring your girl round here cause manna might like her
>>68081247
Paki defending mug
Shane macgowan is an attractive lad
>>68081187
>he doesn't have a regional accent
>must be a posh twat
Ah yes
gonna have my cat for dinner
>>68081260
medal's in the post
>>68081297
This is always fun, abnormies manage to get a gf and it turns out they were a scumbag all along and just never had the chance to notice
I've a dick appointment in an hour, don't keep me waiting
>>68081243
bit far that
do you remember about the cathedral i told u to visit
It was Christmas eve bae
IN DA DRUNK TANK
>>68081297
iktf
wish people were more interesting
>Paki defending mug
>Shane macgowan is an attractive lad
>>68081319
>he has a posh twat accent
>must be a posh twat
makes sense to me
>>68081243
I want to visit Lyon
Is it comfy?
>>68081362
>>68081384
You coward
You faggot
You cheap dirty maggot
late night /brit/ has become unbearable because of the leafs
Considering messaging the crush lads
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>68081384
lahve ehm alone he after getting a new set of teeth
leaf then
doing a think
Look lads
He posted it again
How original
>>68081218
Haha
>>68081340
always knew I was a scumbag 2bh
dad made sure to tell me regularly since I was 12
>>68081422
its fucking great autismo
why does jeremy clarkson look so weird
>>68081422
why not make like a tree and get out of here then?
>>68081437
christ, James Blunt has let himself go
doing a picross lads
Why do fighters have such well defined, sharp faces?
Pic related the Irish GOAT jack dempsey
Literally have nightmares every night
Is this normal
>>68080324
>fat runt at uber hq has a grudge against you
>presses the remote accelerate button
>your car crashes into the local pizza hut
Wew, computer accident, what a tragedy anon died.
arrived some at profound epiphanies while meditating on the tragedy of the human condition in the cemetery earlier. my life truly is full of pathos, what it means to have a soul and be human.
>>68081527
My nightmares begin when I wake up
>>68081437
Alan Partridge has fallen on tough times
cannot be arsed making dinner for myself
might just have some noodles
literally freezing lads
>This one Irish lad just spamming random uninteresting shit about Ireland
Yes, we get it, you're Irish. No, we don't care.
ah yes
>>68081237
very cute
>>68081531
Most retarded post ITT
>>68081546
is this a hillary rally
feds locked bro watchin eastenders its a fuckin joke
>>68081522
high test
>>68081568
when will they learn?
>>68081568
my amputated bollocks hidden in maisie's bun
>>68081564
Like what guttersnipe
>>68081568
what is mazee doing
made it lads
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/29/us/ptsd-mdma-ecstasy.html
The USA will have medicinal MDMA before we even have medicinal cannabis
and they're the backwards ones right
>>68081568
Looks:
Sophie>Maisie>Kit>Emilia
Personality:
Maisie>Emilia>Sophie>Kit
>three slide powerpoint presentation due for skype interview on friday
>haven't started
help me lads
I'll tell it to your face you aint nothing but a faker
ngl I am a preeeeetty big runt as far as runts go
>>68081573
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11754089/Hacker-remotely-crashes-Jeep-from-10-miles-away.html
http://whowhatwhy.org/2015/02/20/car-hacking-report-refuels-concerns-michael-hastings-crash/
maisie's yank accent sounds fuckin irish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkxBS6GGDLs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcM_IVtQKOM
tune
Aw shit it's 2-0
>>68081589
bitches be loving the gang
>>68080038
me in the house looking through the window.
>>68081573
it's not though. the designers of these self-driving cars don't give a vague fuck about security and count on nobody bothering to hack and take control of them, but of course some bored kid will for keks
>>68081688
Why would someone at Uber HQ hack your car you stupid shit
>>68081696
holy shit that is really fucking bad. what accent is she going for?
>Netflix says it is finally adding offline playback
will this mean higher quality rips?
>>68081772
>make racist post on internet
>car crashes into local pub
lads can you all email john lewis telling them to put the yoga 900 back on sale please thanks
Really don't trust the Chinese or Russians at all lads.
>>68080324
but my city does anon
>fat people still exist
????
>>68081813
sent ;)
>>68081696
would allow maisie to inflate my bollocks and use them as a raft
>>68081568
Guess which one is on coke
>>68081696
Christ she's awful
>>68081822
t. Donallry Clintump
>>68081806
Didnt read a single morsel of this
>>68081634
what's the matter not like pizza ??
lads why do most humans move their head when they talk, and do these bizarre gestures with their hands?
>>68081866
t. Dimitri Chong
>>68081871
cause you can't read lmao
can i kick it?
Got an idea lads
Kill every man that is any of the following
>overweight
>below 6ft
>not white
>>68081884
Fuck off alien
>>68081568
screeching
>>68081884
because most humans dont have autism
>>68081884
perhaps because millions of years ago, before we developed language, we used body language to communicate
>>68081696
It's like S Carolina or Georgia
>>68081917
'ted to the 'thorities la'
'njoy your 'rison 'entence
>>68081696
weird
>>68081696
this looks crap
>>68081696
seems like a godawful south yank accent
>>68081696
sound like she from bloode ulster
>>68082043
all of the above
>>68081917
what if I'm really clever? surely you need people to work in labs and shit and it's be much cheaper to build them with low roofs
*sparks a giant, tightly-rolled zoot*
*draws deep*
bro...
any lads want to post the soles of their feet for banter haha
Not a fan of post-fact women who use the word fuck, to be completely transparent
parents are delusional. mum is a pescetarian but says she will refuse to touch new £5 notes. dad says they will all be recalled because "it offends hindus"
>>68081696
haha this will fucking bomb
hopefully will put a black mark on maisie's CV so she's never in another film and her career goes to shite after GOT leaving her to blow all her money on coke and heroin leaving her a rotten mess by the age of 30
biggest lad goin
>>68082043
neurones are going bonkers
>>68081927
Bit on a non sequitur there Tim methinks
>283,000 miles
shan't be clicking
*plays piano*
*smiling with pure mirth as the lads of /brit/ all turn their attention to me*
Haha you're such a lovely audience, great folks, great folks. Not waking up early tomorrow I take it? Haha I'm kidding enjoy your drinks people, you deserve it.
Anyway, back to the song, don't forget to sing along!
*fingers go back to playing the chords and the lads ITT hoot and cheer*
Hey, Jude, don't make it bad!
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her under your skin
*chord playing, runts are downing drinks and singing along*
Then you'll begin to make it better, better, better, better, better... oh!
ALL TOGETHER NOW
NAH, NAH NAH, NAH NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH NAH,
Hey, Jude!
>>68082077
looks like the qt canteen girl at the pool of the yacht club i work at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ4GXz-85Hw
Doing a listen and chill
>>68082077
How come mine doesn't look like that?
>>68082089
The state of that hag you repressed homo currycunt
kino
http://www.xvideos.com/video5005049/privat_teacher_1983_
>>68082089
>post-fact women
what do you mean by this
>>68082151
should have used a rolling machine
>>68082077
ah yes, this reminded me to roll a cheeky one
>>68082190
me one from the right
>>68082020
no it doesn't. maybe if a southerner was trying to south like a victorian english person
>>68082190
me on the right (a conscientious objector)
>>68080455
I'll tie you to a tree and shave your head and eyebrows if you make another snarky implication Justin.
>>68082151
absolute warhead that lad
>>68080038
belgium may be a non country but they sure make a sexy rifle
>>68082136
>Hey, Jude!
stopped reading at this precise moment
>>68081813
>>68081837
can more of you do this please
>>68081696
Even Google's taking the piss
>>68082196
Damn
Good idea
Had 2g of weed delivered to work today.
BANK
>>68082158
>currycunt
Learn some geography, you illeterate.
Things that didn't happen:
>>68082296
>>68082296
that's not weed mate
Just handed in the last assignment of 2016
>>68082351
Good man you spent illiterate and you're all the same shade of shite to me you gimp
>>68082329
Top tier show. Completely forgot it existed.
Alri lads
>>68082329
the state of that hair
>>68082351
An a hundi cundi poppadom chundi to you too
>>68082329
>>68082043
>biryani
>>68082414
>3.28 mb
think im fucking made of money mate
>>68082329
This lad is statistically the strongest link, scoring four (you)s this post
>>68082414
nary a pixel
>>68082395
>you're all the same shade of shite to me you gimp
Ah thanks for sharing.
I think I have never had a single thought about an irish person in my life, before this moment.
>>68082043
its paki not fackin packistani you stuck up cunts
>spend money on a fancy triple-filtration system for my tap water in the hopes of saving money by not needing to buy bottled water
>expected the system to pay for itself over time
>my tap water is so fucking bad that i need to replace the filters every three months or else i literally get sick from drinking it
>each filter costs $80
>tfw bottled water is cheaper
>>68082414
thought you were sitting really low down while the image loaded. quite a ride
>>68082395
based ireland
>>68082483
fuck off back to pakistan
more like algayria
>>68082512
t. flint michigan
>>68082503
Amerirorke's done his bonce in
should i not use this for my tinder pic?
>>68082512
Where the fuck do you live? Flint?
>>68082503
Edgy
>>68082555
first you should start exercising
Yanks ain't shit
>>68082483
Do I fuckign care you fruit, do I actually care if you think of Ireland? Fucking gayboy
>>68082555
ooh, what a hunk x
>>68082539
>>68082571
i live indawoods. my well water is hard as fuck
>>68082555
get a proper haircut first
>>68082523
>Maps showing which countries have the most pakistanis in the world speak louder than words
>>68082613
who are you quoting?
>>68082601
hard water doesn't make you ill mate, if its hard water that just means it's got chalk/limestone in it
>>68082613
why does japan have pakis
>who are you quoting?
>>68082649
it has iron in it
>>68082613
>india has 0 pakistani nationals living in it
ah yes, holding this image in very high regard
>>68082657
modern day slaves just like the ones in the gulf states
>>68082601
my well water is pure as fuck
it tastes amazing
what should i get from the shops lads? Im thinking just a gallon of whole milk and some cheese cakes but i feel like i should get something healthier.
>>68082657
They are everywhere in east asia tbqh.
Business idea: post a collage of the gf and i to make you all jealous
>>68082613
>Religion in Algeria is dominated by Muslims at about ninety-nine percent of the population.[2]
FUCK OFF BACK TO PAKISTAN
>modern dance music that uses folk melodies
is there a thing for this?
>>68082098
>>68081696
>maisies career tanks
>she becomes desperate to stay relevant
>her agent gets her to publicly leak a sex tape
>>68082727
didn't work at all
>>68082674
>india has 0 pakistani nationals living in it
Of course, or close to it. The two countries hate each other idiot.
>>68082735
serbia has a big thing for it, it's called turbofolk
>>68082588
probably more fit than you
trimmed the part beetween my anus and my bollocks
feel fresh
>>68082825
gooch
>>68082825
pics
>>68082825
Taint
>>68082825
grundle
>>68082787
imbecile
>>68082839
that's the proper word for it? it sounds and looks funny
the three scimitars....ajskjasj
christmas starts tomorrow
the lads
album recommendations?
>>68082887
well it's more like british slag but you are obliged to use it whilst posting in this thread
>>68082889
yeah you're not really in any position to banter Essex over his flag lad
>>68082822
not exactly an achievement
>>68082910
last refuge of a scoundrel
he had such a long life ahead of him ;_;
>>68082910
arthur russell - world of echo is solid
looks more like three lines of coke
Listening to 8-bit
>>68082731
>Ah yes there is a higher proportion of muslims in Algeria than in Saudi Arabia
>Ah yes Britain has the same proportion as Saudi Arabia (I mean this one is more believable but still)
The mayor of your capital city is a pakistani for fuck's sake. Stop embarassing yourself.
writing an essay
>>68082787
utter retard
the countries hate each other because one is muslim and one is hindu, but millions of muslims and hindus were trapped on the other side of the borders and so IMMIGRATED to the other
if you disagree you need to fuck off back to pakistan
>>68082910
songs in the key of life
will going to the gym make me more attractive? currently have a slim body type
abnormies need not reply
>>68083004
a leaf and 2 crosses
oldest woman in the world turned 117 yesterday
>>68083013
The Union Jack, the Cross of St. George, and Three Swords
honestly very glad Europe exists
world would be really shit without it
>>68082994
truth post
>>68083012
Yes
Have gotten complimented on my arms by many women
>>68083042
some stars a bird some words and some more stars
>>68083040
The last known person from the 1800s. Really causes one to ponder.
Liz Truss is like a 3D adult version of Karen
>>68082907
size of that cunt's hand
imagine being kicked in the gooch but like with one of these
>A FUCKING UNICORN
>>68083101
I'd open her pork markets, if you know what I mean
>>68082825
I use a beard trimmer all over my lower half about once a month, feels good
>>68083040
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/oldest-person-alive-italian-emma-morano-celebrate-117th-birthday-a7444951.html
looks like she's gurning her tits off
>>68083061
ok
I'm 1.75m btw so I don't want to look like I'm compensating
still ok?
>>68080680
>trucks
thats a jeep m8
>>68083012
yeah it's a good laugh too
>I'm 1.75m btw
>>68083077
Astute vexillological observation, red, red, and more red.
>>68083162
not
one
syllable
>>68083180
yeah, so?
>>68083162
is this a town in wales
>>68083188
you forgot the seaxes my friend
>>68082907
this is what scousers actually look like
>>68083136
I still do it with comb & scissors but with a greater frequency because my body hair doesn't grow that fast
the few days after trimming them though... pure pleasure
>>68083156
i'm about to go to the gym. it's 4pm now, and i have a meeting at 6pm to go to. i figure it'll take me 30 minutes to get to the uni gym, and then i lift for an hour, and then another 15 minutes to walk to the room we're meeting in. what should i do for the 15 spare minutes
>>68083162
autism
>>68083226
Ah yes, and three sexes, like on tumblr
>>68083269
exactly
>>68083239
go to the gym after your meeting mate you dont want to turn up to a meeting sweaty xx
>>68083239
yeah incredible story that mate
>>68082910
santan dave - 6 paths
>yeah, so?
>>68083231
two crosses some lampshades some words and a big lampshade
baby diego has died lads
>>68083012
Yes.
Pic related is me IRL. There are 2 or 3 girls on average in the world masturbating to the memory of me, at any given moment.
>>68083231
lets get started "lads"
poo hazhahahhhaha
>>68082907
Ah yes, the new Beatles
>>68083353
404: forearms not found
>those obliques
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>68083381
good meme this
>>68083353
your face is ugly as fuck though
>>68083353
Is that a nose on the side of your body?
>>68083394
>>68083402
>>68083407
don't respond to it
>>68083407
it's finland
in my past life I must have been a cockroach because boi I am ugly
>>68083381
kek
>>68083407
teeeeeaaaaarrrrzzzzzzzz
Might 'ave a wrap
>>68083493
r u ok
>>68083493
inb4 delete this pic mate
>>68083493
delete this image now!
>>68083511
ye not bad u
>>68083493
delete this picture mate
>>68083520
>>68083520
>>68083520
>>68083545
good thank you
>>68083402
My face alone is 83% pretty. You're full of shit.
>>68083407
I'm so ripped that you can see my kidneys.
You can't fucking give an advice to someone without all the sour haters coming out of their holes to hate. Jealousy is cancer of the soul tbqh.
>>68083569
ok glad 2 hear
>>68083589
You don't understand what jealousy is, you dumb fucking paki
Fuck I have witnessed two /brit/ threads reaching posting limit tbah. Time to do something more productive. Good night lads.
>>68083684
Easy. It's what you miserable piece of shit feel when you see my pic (or when I mention my education, wealth, IQ, success with women or anything about me).
>>68083684
dont respond to it
>>68083794
You're confusing it with envy, and that's not applicable either, you third world, fivehead, shitskin fantasist
>>68083927
>I have gotten a little distinction from the simpson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmx1jpqv3RA (despite this small abuse in language being so widely accepted that they made a fucking Simpson episode about it), so I flaunt it online in the hope that it will mask the fact that my parents were too prole to send me to a good school
>>68084107
You've been done up like a kipper. Time you returned to your livestock, shitskin
>>68083381
lel