UK flag in 2017 edition.
>>68076881
wales btfo
emily
needs some cornish flag in it
me on vacation with the gf
>wales
>independent
lmao
stay woke
Morrissey is one of the biggest twats in modern history but also the greatest lyricist of all time. Bit conflicting.
>>68076949
wrong
What a poof.
need some big boobies to fondle
>>68076972
My mistake. Sorry, mate.
>>68076911
does she have an ig?
BEVERLY HILLS
>tfw you're woke as fuck but the sheep refuse to be disturbed
bad feel
>>68076949
>>68076972
friendly reminder that marr and rourke were the ones who actually carried the smiths
>>68076984
>fake tits
why are the small stripes misaligned btw
>>68077015
daily reminder: wrong
>>68077015
rorke
>>68077007
yes la
https://www.instagram.com/emilysteaparty/
please bump my thread
>>68076277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXFQsnbN0NQ
really good brand new informational documentary about the city of blackpool
really good watch recommend you give it a look
big up jack wilkinson on the cam
>>68077023
because normally they would be surrounded by white stripes on the blue background
>>68076949
hes pro brexit
>>68076984
she wants a man from brum
>>68077020
Virgin
>>68076984
hahaha this girl is STUPID
*secretly resents the fact that this girl is an utter runt yet i will never be able to bang her*
>>68077046
Cheers la
Can't imagine going to an after-party
Im ready to hop into bed whenever the clock strikes 2
>>68077111
kek. fuck off
>>68077060
the adults involved in this debacle should be embarrassed and ashamed
Iceland flag in 2018
>>68077140
stimulants
>>68077129
Trump is a psycho in love with the dark web
STACYS MOM
Good evening, runts. What fresh squeaks and squeals do you have for your master tonight?
big boobie asians
Is Rick and Morty good?
>>68077129
This is correct btw
>>68077176
What kinds
>>68077232
Yank Reddit man child the telly program
>>68077124
>runt
what is this shit
>>68077192
MOOOOODSSSSS
>>68077232
its alright
>>68077250
all of them
>>68077259
*tasers you into the dust*
>>68077259
what?
>>68077232
great first season. only a few great episodes in season 2.
>tfw large penis but shite girth
Some mercedes benz driving school private school attending rich asian girl tried to tell my broke mate that he was more privileged than her because of the colour of his skin
these people... i thought the alt-rightists on youtube were attacking strawmen
>>68077293
*stabs you*
>>68077279
Got called racist in aldi lads haha
>>68077330
Someone... get the caretaker
>>68077307
hehe alright pencildick
*sucks your willy*
>>68077307
alri sheamus pencil dick
haha
>>68077168
looks good we should invade them
>>68077330
nonon
>>68077232
Yes
Should I get my ears fixed lads? Would make me look much better. After I finish my degree I'll fuck off to somewhere else anyway.
Fried rice or noodles?
>>68077307
t. 3" willy lad
>>68077192
>>68077330
Real life anime is as bad as anime. Stop posting it
>>68077168
this is fucking horrible
night x
Just writing a Rick and morty script
Rick :Fart bacon. Burp
Morty : kittens ninjas Fart burp
Rick : 90s references
Morty : burp reddit
went to the university of life funded by the bank of mum and dad :^)
>track drops after 8 bars
alri speedster
How do Normies live with themselves
Utter cretins
>>68077374
>>68077407
depends on what with
>your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
Woah...
>>68077307
"long" penises are useless
most cock sleeves are no more than 6 inches. its ALL about girth bro, as long as you're more than 5 inches lel (shouldn't be hard if you aren't asian)
>>68077307
8" length and 6.5" girth but I cum within 2 minutes. I'm a fucking waste of a good cock and I hate it
business idea: get rid of contracts and put all the players in the PL up for auction in each transfer window to make the league more exciting
>>68077392
alright me
mine stick out at the top
>meeting someone from the chon irl
how do I wind up not dead?
>>68077417
>tfw no anime gf
>>68077454
uttre
>>68077485
public place
turn up early
scope it out
bring a knife just in case
stab him before he stabs u
*stabs u*
>>68077485
Sort your life out you complete gutter runt
>>68077060
the state of little Ts mum
how do i get an english girlfriend
me on vacation with the gf
>>68077541
Wish I knew hahahaha
>>68077482
any idea how much it'll cost? really want to get rid of these flappy appendages
>>68077476
Post willy
>>68077541
walk right up to them and say hello
>>68077541
move to to either van or toronto and get a tinder. you'll find girls with st. georges flags in their bio.
or move to england.
>>68077552
>vacation
FOY
Reminder that Trump is a radical centrist
>>68077587
bloody racists
>>68077581
english women aren't that slutty, are they?
>>68077581
alri chad mcscientist
>>68077552
ENHANCE
>>68077621
they're extremely slutty
>>68077552
you too?
those pills really blew my head off ahaha
>>68077541
Get her a kebab after a night on the toon
>>68077552
>>68077648
why can't I see the wound on the still picture
>>68076881
At least with the blue you could kind of mask the diagonal lines not being parallel to each other
>>68077552
>>68077637
howling
>>68077700
Wow... has anon cracked the puzzle??
>>68077736
Show some respect
>>68077700
>>68077574
1.5-2k i reckon
>Steven Mnuchin, ex Goldman-Sachs, named at the secretary of treasure
ah yes, the anti establishment
JFK was murdered because he was going to remove the Federal Reserve
genuinely eating this all as a snack
Lads.
>>68077648
what's he doing at the start of the gif?
>>68077757
But he got shot on the other side of his head
>>68077823
those all look like disgusting flavours
>>68077826
alri esti
and the new mohai-morioh, hate it
>>68077700
it's from a tv show not the real image
>tfw cons won
>tfw brexit won
>tfw trump won
not gonna lie lads i'm really pissed off
only feel slightly smug that the ones that swung the vote are the working class plebs who have been promised so much but will get so little
>>68077757
that's from a film
>>68077839
he was shot twice
he's holding his initial wound
desu pretty clean shot by Oswald getting that headshot on the second hit while they were moving fast
>>68077757
>>68077818
the one with Lisicki is from a reenactment you fucking clowns
>>68077839
he got shot several times, the one that blew his head off wasnt the first bullet he was hit with
Alri lads im standing in the kitchen now, how do i make that tea with the milk in it
>>68077789
Great news for the working white man god bless pol for being so smart to realise trump will MAGA
>>68077839
he was shot through the throat first, and that bullet carried on into the governor
>>68077880
was there... a second shooter??????????????
>>68077839
is he about
>>68077868
>by Oswald
>>68077923
yeah it was me haha
JFK was killed by the mafia and the CIA in two different plots at the same time #truth
Reckon every American President is taken intoa dark room and shown a tape of JFK as a warning for if they disobey orders
im a sissi negboi 2bh lads
What's his problem?
>>68077910
2016 is the year of the white man.
JFK never existed
the whole thing was a hoax filmed by stanley kubrick
Lyndon B. Johnson got elected in 1960
>going for a cheeky wank
>lean back on my reclining chair
>doing the business
>next thing SNAP i'm thrown back, my legs hit the desk throwing all the shit off the desk, nearly knocking the monitor on the ground
>the fucking wheel on my chair just fucking broke, the fucking pressure on the chair bursted the fucking wheel
>leaning back with my legs against the desk supporting me
>reflect on the mess of my life looking at all the broken glass, cans of beer, pages, empty ben and jerry cartons, magnesium pills and coke cans
>>68077966
wtf i hate pikachu now
>>68077971
Jews aren't white
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Baby_Bum
doing a bit of light reading
Need to start a kev folder
Been procrastinating for about a year or so
>>68077992
Shall not
>>68077963
That's exactly why Trump chose Pence
used to love that game JFK: Reloaded
2nd shooter
>>68077992
fatty
>>68077927
nah senpai
>>68077938
Only Oswald's future double died
the real Oswald folded back into slipspace.
>>68077900
fill a jug with water
drop a teabag in it
put in four tea spoons of sugar
put it in the microwave for 2 minutes
fill a mug with milk
microwave that for 3 minutes
pour the microwaved milk into the jug of tea
stir
pour the mixed tea back in to the mug
microwave again for 4 minutes
enjoy!
>>68078010
t. CTR tumblr leftycuck numale
my greyhound won lads x
>>68078078
more like gayhound
hit jackie in the head and she lived
I'm part of the Kennedy family desu
>>68077864
rasheed
really gets my neurons exercise this does
>>68078149
unlucky
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kennedy_curse
>>68077704
That was done because the Scots didn't want people to think the Irish were their equals, we could probably just change it if they leave.
Could clag you on the heed from a hundred yards with a flick of me wrist
JFK was simply shot by a disgruntled member of the public. Nothing more.
did you know there has been a kennedy in state-level elected office or higher for the last 55 years
need a buxom and fertile jewish gf lads
got the same eye specificity as JFK
think its called sanpaku eyes
don't know what its good for though
tweeted MOMENTS before JFK assassination
Did porn get banned yet?
Going to have a succulent chinese meal for dinner, thoughts/opinions?
ENHANCE THAT IMAGE
WAS THERE A SECOND PIE??!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOXfbtWPZjw
>>68078286
get a chinese curry
>JFK was simply shot by a disgruntled member of the public. Nothing more.
brain is whizzing
JFK jnr was handsome
>>68077129
>pepe is green yet somehow a white supremacist
>dsgruntled
would absolutely ravage jackie o's arse desu
>>68078310
dont believe thats a thing here la
childish gambino album leaked
i overestimated my ability to eat the donuts
>>68078239
>cwc squares off with cenaboyle
>>68078273
Holy shit
>>68078351
dont care
>>68078113
>knocked the first lady's hat off twice
>>68078350
shame. they're nice. japanese curries are better though.
>>68078392
you should, the singles are fucking hard
>>68078351
Leaked is what old people say, you have to say dropped now.
I was the man on the grassy knoll. Not THE man but I was standing next to the second gunman on the knoll. Unfortunately I didn't get a good look at him
>>68078328
>BDSM
>rape
About to go kfc what shall i get lads
but who killed Diana tho? that's whats boggles me
>>68078401
to be honest with you (im being honest) i dont think i've seen a curry in my life, dont even know what it is.
>>68078448
some taste
>>68078448
a grip
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/Na_Gi
>I like being spoiled, I like being showered with compliments, attention and gifts. That makes me feel I'm important to you, at least I'm not nothing
>I may be afraid you don't like me enough. Hope you'll go ahead and prove it-as often as you like ^^ I'll be nice receptive
Just sent her a Western Union. Hope it'll empower her and show her how much I care.
>>68078469
thanks for your honesty
>>68078452
stop asking questions
>>68078425
dropped is just released
the gaeuf
>>68078472
>>68078480
Benders
>>68078489
""""""""""destroyed""""""""""
>>68078531
rasheed
they forgot by Lil durk is a good mixtape
>>68078489
Should have also gone to the house on the address and gassed everyone there.
A girl sat next to me in lecture today lads!!!!
MI6 called me up to do a little "bodywork" on the Princesses car before her journey
wish I could go back to being a neet
>>68078567
was she qt?:3
Been awake since 5pm yesterday trying to sort my sleeping pattern out, should I go to sleep now or wait a few hours?
What caste are you lads?
>>68078578
>>68078593
stay up another 72 hours
The gf
>>68078597
FOY
>>68078425
leaked and dropped are 2 completely different things mate
leaked means someone has managed to get their hands on it before its release date and has made it available to the public
dropped means officially released
childish gambino's album leaked. someone uploaded a copy of it onto the internet. it's not supposed to be available until friday
>>68078600
Half caste
Roses are red
Violets are blue
this is running on empty
...
Food review!
>>68078489
ah yes, the #royalmailisnotyourdealer hashtag
Today is just NOT my day
>re aligned the broken chair so the broken wheel is at the front
>resume finding something to wank to
>JUST as I climaxed move to get up and wipe the cum somewhere
>FALL to the left, handing my left hand RIGHT on top of my only pair of fucking headphones, completely breaking them and pushing my desktop abruptly to the right while it was on and running
Now my hand hurts, I've possibly damaged my desktop as it's making more whirring noises and I broke my only fucking pair of headphones
>>68078531
get a boneless banquet
Carlsen or Karjakin lads?
me
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57a38e25edc91
just had a yuuge spaff over this vid
found the shite she was saying to be a bit funny though
>>68078578
why did everyone get so upset about di
literally did not give a shit when it happened
>>68078592
yes definitely the gf type
>>68078652
reckon most brits have never ridden a skidoo in their lives
>>68078637
>and I broke my only fucking pair of headphones
stopped reading there
>>68078637
nary a pixel glanced at
>>68078652
this is really cool if you watch it while listening to kyary and high
*clicks your dashover and over again*
waheeyyy
>>68078578
that's not her
there are real photos of her in the car and her face isn't smashed
>>68078683
everyone here owns a skidoo
>tfw amazon premium is free for 18-24yo for 6 months
going to spend them bands
>>68078687
runt tier post
>>68078637
good post
>>68078674
I'm coming to steal her lad gg
>>68078651
it shouldn't even be up for debate :<
>this was 20 years ago
>>68078782
his sisters trainers really tie the fit together
nice of the British to make all those good countries the Irish could emigrate to
i have problems with low reading comprehension sometimes but not always sometimes i am very good at reading all deoends on screen and sleep
>>68078787
needs a sweep
>tfw magnus will never stick a black queen and king piece up my arse
Her : how high r u senpai?
Me : https://youtu.be/tVj0ZTS4WF4?t=34s
>>68078787
not pictured: my vapourised bollocks
Democracy is an interracial porno.
could the irish be classified as being human beings? would it be more accurate to class them simply as mindless animals?
>>68078787
who smashed all the windows
post chessfu
>>68078687
I was unironically thinking about you earlier
>>68078500
id shag her if you catch my drift
>>68078891
Isn't that illegal in the USA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO5y2O_hv3I
>>68078869
https://soundcloud.com/superchoob-1/aesthetic-chum-drum-bedrum
wrapped my first pressie this year
>>68078882
rip la, actually quite sad now.
>>68078879
one angry paddy with nothing to lose
>>68078652
hes such a moron.,.. the trees clearly stop
>>68078923
no but it's distasteful. look up flag burning act of 2005
any lad here wanna pozz me up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpPMmhmmMdk
hillary used to be a turbo-rorke
Roast Beef flavour crisp are truly terrible aren't they
Got some in a multipack
hate it when I'm in such an utter drunken state that I can't even remember the face or the name of the girl I snog on a night out. means I can't stalk her facebook to see if I made the right choice
hope she was vaguely fit
>>68078655
Haha so true
>>68078980
they are free of burning a flag if they want to, arent they?
>>68078968
>tfw hiking or skiing in deep snow when it collapses and you fall into a bed of short trees
>tfw no Soph Aspin slag gf
>>68079056
shes a disgusting working class chav
>>68078997
>think this is a song that would be enjoyed by "Irish" Americans
>check the youtube comments
>yep
sophie we know who you are
>>68078663
Don't really like solo vids 2bh
>>68079075
yeah?
the gfs
>>68078663
Doesn't work for me la - looks like Theresa's blocked me early.
don't know many unattractive sophies except this munter >>68079056
>>68078882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RHLtx9r2LA
>>68079077
big up 0161 yea
>>68079075
t.sly little prick
HNNNGGGHHHH
need her to send for my ballbag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgVX_jZ5jNc
>>68079172
who is she
>>68079110
w2c 70s french gf
>>68079152
>>68079077
i disavow. i condemn and i disavow
>>68079195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sey6OMxnODc
>>68079172
Who's that she's pretty
>>68079200
paris
suck me nob
manny on the fuckin map
>Premier League champions: Leicester
>England manager: Gareth Southgate
>President: Donald Trump
>UK status in the EU: out
Ah yes, so-called 2016
>swn make this face as she wines pon ya cockii
>>68079233
what do you mean?
>>68079089
Neither am I usually but she reminded me of this chinese girl I hooked up with who would make a similar look at me during sex.
janny on the fuckin mop
>>68079214
It's ok I actually find it funny. It's real Irish people that get annoyed by it.
Ah yes
>>68079295
good post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j7huh5Egew
official /brit/ anthem
>>68079320
conversation so dry you need to run a pumice stone over it lad
R8 my drawings lads
<<<pound shop paki
>>68079320
mate she's not interested
new golf looks nice
>>68079335
categorically wrong
blur's best tune is /brit/'s official anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1a_4CN4onA
@68079320
>>68079347
>Implying you need to be conversationally fancy when you're a 8/10 Chad like me
>>68079320
>that English
>>68079389
I'm actually ok with that as well
>>68079052
im out east that kind of rarely happens
some times i misjudge the distance of drops in the glades though.. shit hurts
was lenin really all that bad
WHY is moggy not PM lads
>>68079388
why does every promotional car photo have to be taken at those fucking salt flats
>>68079388
new fiesta looks better la
I like memes just as much as the next man, but if you in your 20's or 30's and you own your own Barrat homes new build you're doing alright for yourself.
Might get some (you)'s from this post aha
>>68079452
same lad waheeyyy
How did he get the nickname Alan hahaha
>>68079388
nice
>>68079458
vile, fuck off
atrocious taste, neck yourself
>>68079508
I kind of agree, but Golfs are overpriced.
t. Golf owner.
>I like memes just as much as the next man, but if you in your 20's or 30's and you own your own Barrat homes new build you're doing alright for yourself.
>>68079458
nah you're wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHYxy4Tspso
tune
An heir to the Fiat fortune stands accused of falsely claiming he had been kidnapped by a transgender prostitute.
Lapo Elkann called his family from New York to demand a $10,000 (£8,000) ransom "to guarantee his safety", a US official told the Associated Press.
But having found him in Manhattan, investigators now believe he concocted the story after he ran out of money following a drink and drugs binge.
Anyone here ever been to Dubai?
Don't really like the sound of visiting a country with most of the population in slave-like conditions and a morality police, but my sister wants to take me as a Christmas present
@68079473
Yanks don't deserve you's tbqh
>>68079416
>Ah yes using a non-flatering photo at an awkward angle to makes me look bad
>>68079580
Yeah it's shit. Overpriced. Ugly. Avoid. Can't understand how anyone can go there without being paid tbqh.
t. worked there for two years.
>>68079580
Go to Muscat instead, it's nice and not quite as full with western tourists.
>>68079559
the picture of an alien skull is enough proof that it's shite
>>68079589
LITERALLY relying on the judgement of a computer algorithm
you're pathetic
>PrettyScale.com
>>68079580
dubai can be alright if you save up a bit of money
it's basically walking from one air conditioned shopping centre to the other
hotels are nice, when I went as a kid I stayed at the Jemerah Beach or whatever it's called and it was nice
proper deano holiday
Just watched Alan Partridge, knowing me knowing you. Was very good ahah
>>68079589
>PrettyScale.com
can't tell if this is the same lad behind liscki with another quality gimmick, but it is definitely making me chuckle
>>68079589
alri fivehead
cold out
got blueballed by the gf lads
can't seem to see an solution besides domestic violence but there's all those posters saying violence isn't the answer??
warm in
alan whats your apartment in spain like
where you living in algeria
>mouth too wide
>>68079692
>>68079689
>>68079665
>>68079664
Won't be giving your opinion a gram of consideration unless you post stats where you have 75% or more.
>>Prettyscale.com
>>68079701
yes it is
>>68079765
was -6 earlier
>>68079701
That it is bruv
Daily reminder
>>68079775
in Narnia maybe lol
>>68079795
no here lol
>>68079794
awww :3 love mumsy desu
Drinking some orange juice that cost nearly three quid a bottle. It's really nice.
>Be a leading member of the largest market in the world? No thank you.
>>68079794
HOWLING
>Won't be giving your opinion a gram of consideration unless you post stats where you have 75% or more
>>68079757
>alan whats your apartment in spain like
Three bedrooms. 80m2. City center and close to the beach. Need to change the furniture and redecorate a bit as the old tenants where old people but it's quite comfy. Algiers.
we
Want a girl with slinty eyes to do things with to my willy.
>>68079861
me on the left
>>68079874
They're called gooks
>>68079836
no thank you i would rather beg on my knees to japanese companies
>>68079874
had this
was good
>>68079865
>Ah yes posting an attractive person whose facial expression is supposed to represent what you feel because you are too ugly to post your actual face.
wish i could be a neet recluse.
>>68079869
http://dabrandonsphere.deviantart.com/gallery/
wow
>76% You are pretty!
>>68079866
Oh, cheers for the betting tips man
Won a mighty fiver on Watford
Got an interview for the bank of england grad scheme lads.
Any advice?I'm a walking meme
>>68079760
the site is shit
It's not hell, it's London.
>>68080037
Live in London and 70% of the people I see every day are white
>>Ah yes posting an attractive person whose facial expression is supposed to represent what you feel because you are too ugly to post your actual face
>tfw finally get to shave moustache tomorrow
>>68080011
>wide face
>narrow nose
Mate, turn to the left a bit, telly's gone fuzzy again
Being a wageslave is actually alri lads, much prefer working to sitting on my arse at home.
>>68080037
SNIPER GET DOWN
>>68079976
You should be using this one
No need to thank me for it
>>68080051
ahahahahaha
great post
love the algerian but this is funny
>>68080051
LITERALLY SCREAMING
>>68080055
>>68080051
HOWLING
lisicki and this algerian have some sort of personality disorder
not sure what its called. being an attention seeking cunt maybe
>>68080054
same. it's too long and getting into my food and drink
mmmmhhh maybe im not ugly
>hate livng at home so fucking much
>its a lot cheaper than living away from home
what do i do
>>68080048
Hello Pole
>>68080123
just got here
what's lickdicki going on about now?
>>68080123
HPD
did lucy ever come
Yeah but where's the new thread
>>68080203
i found it
>tfw every days passing by are identical but I keep on going because there's nothing else to do
>No british chavvy working class mates
>No british chavvy working class missus
>No british chavvy working class life with little to no expectations
dont like this feel
>>68080055
>>68080214
Hand it over
>tfw finally get to shave my moustache tomorrow
>dogging
how many /brit/s would like to be the king or queen
business proposal: forcibly enslave canadian posters
>>68079760
Your test is shit man, I'm ugly as fuck
>>68079980
Haha nice, although. Will post this week's picks in a while (currently procrastinating from computing them). Improved the algorithm as it didn't take draws into account (couldn't distinguish between a draw that indicates two teams of close quality or just a draw being more likely) and got fucked over by Arsenal and Barca drawing last time.
>>68080313
Day of the rake
would do a new but there is nothing more embarrassing and upsetting than creating a new right after someone else did
>>68080369
this is why busy generals have dedicated thread makers
>Recommended Category For You - Ebony
alri
>>68080330
their scoring is pretty skewed from their purely online userbase
the bell curve actually starts at 92%
There's a new thread up lads but no one linked it
I can't because I've got a cracker of a post in my clipboard so can't copy the thread number
http://thailad.zz.mu/brit
http://thailad.zz.mu/brit
http://thailad.zz.mu/brit
new
>POOSENAL
>>/68080038/
>>68080330
Nah 84% sounds pretty accurate (no homo). You remind me of some american sitcom actor. Can't quite remember who. You just have disgustingly low self-esteem and will live a life leagues below your actual potential is all.
>>68080520
>>68080038
what you doing mate
Need to find a brown skinned girl to cum inside.
>twitter advert on every youtube video that's deafeningly loud
Ahh yes
>>68078637
My headphones broke today too