/brit/

>>68074760
terrible terrible edition you should awful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a81G0HrUcIc

tune

>>68074775
This

https://twitter.com/crimesofbrits

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yes

neurons are going haywire

>>68074775
try it in English xi ping

>>68074760
what a world we live in lads

turns out isitworthabuy is actually a facsist

*unsubscribes*

>>68074802
what's ungrammatical about what I said? bar punctuation

>>68074799
More outrage in Britain over new £5 note containing animal fats than there ever has been over Churchill starving millions to death in India.

>>68074799
Cannot convey how angry I get when I see this

>>68074760
trans are actually disgusting
why do they get so much media attention

>increased CO2 is creating a greening effect as plant and algae life blooms everywhere.

so greenhouse gases are even helping forests?
interesting

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eez a pahndshop enuk poww, 'n we gotuh keep un eye on'im

i should probably just stop eating and drinking

ANIMAL FAT? IN MY FIVER?

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me and the gf

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Now that the dust has settled, what does /brit/ think of this album?

>>68074838
Well it's not a full English sentence is it you slanty eyed fuck grab some sellotape and open them wide enough to read

>Hitler would've sent Irish gypsies to work camps

Pondering this.

>>68074884
why are you a dog

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*throws you into the tank*

>>68074884
Sara BLACKED when?

>>68074898
It's shit

>>68074858
its a fashion now
just like being gay was a decade ago

>>68074838
>you should awful

barbican is a massive ugly council block that should be demolished

>>68074904
aussie aussie aussie

>>68074898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAADIS6_3YU

*heem myself*

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*scottishness intensifies*

>>68074858
most transfolk aren't attention whores and keep to themselves
it's just a small minority of drama-drag queens who like to be in the spotlight

>>68074884
>white dog

she's part of the problem

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WT?! I hate labour now!!

>>68074933
lel didn't even notice that

read it as "you should feel awful" 3 times

even thought to myself, well it's got a verb when the aussie pointed out it wasn't a sentence

>>68074964
Digging that look desu

>>68074916
why are you a human?

>>68074760
gender dysphoria is NOT real
these people would have been locked up in a mental institution or worse for most of human history why do we need to suddenly accommodate them now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uNLw3pXlVM


2bh lads

>>68074995
haha same lad i wouldn't worry x

>>68075006
wow leave them alone

>>68074987
my uncle served in malaya loooool fucking leftist students attlee is the greatest PM to ever live

>>68074946
OI OI OI

alri cunts

>>68075006
WOW this is not very progressive please leaf

>>68074848
>brings up crimes of the british empire from 200+ years ago
AH YES

political correctness lads

>>68074975
other way round 2bh.

most of them are massively histrionic and seek attention as much of possible, 4chan is a very good place to observe that.

>>68074987
death to the british scum my brother, takbir

please clap

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Not a gayboy but would honestly eat Bill Kaulitz's arsehole tbf

Doing a consider suicide

>>68075039
>>68075059

this isn't normal in the animal kingdom

>>68075071
It's gone mad

https://twitter.com/crimesofbrits/status/803439180688846848

howling

absolute bantz

>>68074785
generic

>>68075072
No.

It's a vocal minority

hate that i've moved to switzerland, don't like being a pseudo-personality.

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were you forced to do this in school?

with short haired girls you're halfway there

My train won't get into Euston until 6:20. Do you reckon I will still be able to make it before kickoff at the Arsenal/Southampton game?

>>68074799
>scroll down a bit
ah yes some IRA members got hanged what a shame
>scroll some more
hmmmm... commending the IRA for executing british soldiers? I see...

Going on my first ever date on Friday night.

I'm so cynical that I keep thinking of all the things that might go wrong though. Maybe she's Trans and I'm cool with that but not in to it. Maybe she's huge. Maybe all her pictures are not her. I hate my brain.

At least gf2016 is looking promising.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKggnBh2Mdw

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thinking about going for this look lads

thoughts?

>>68074760
what is meow meow?

>>68075126
every tuesday

>>68075126
is this what they do in canada?

is this done on the same day as sorry day?

Never even heard of wales before

>>68075102
ahh yes the animal kingdom where it is normal to live in the fucking dirt and get eaten alive

truly something we should all aspire to

>>68075158
where gonna make eire great again

>>68075072
What are you doing in Zurich

>>68075126
me on the right of madagascar

>>68075146
>At least gf2016 is looking promising.
lmao
but don't yuou worry you little wanker everything is going to be alrite

>>68075126
no but we were racist against the only black bloke in our school
was a nice lad tbH, really worked hard and all but that wasn't keeping him from being called bamboula or funny really african names like mamadou nbongo while he had an almost normal name

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>>68074968
Are you sitting in this?

>>68075158
>starving
should have dug up some spuds

>>68075160
mephedrone. the shittiest drug ever. about 10% of the fun of cocaine with 200% more feeling shite afterwards

>>68075158
more appropiate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz1fl6u8ut0

time to drive the money-changers from the temple lads

>>68075126
lol were you?
>public """schools"""
what a joke

there was so much casual racism at my school now that I think about it.
I remember the table where all the black people sat in the cafeteria was called "cafrica"

>>68075206
reddit wanker loves his reddit images

>>68075205
should have been sorrier africa is frances future

lads imagine being some average commoner living in 1800s britain

would you even know anything about the rest of the country? what it looked like, how big it was, which cities existed

>>68075069
The fucking aboriginal Australian one triggers me the most being aussie.

What they don't tell you is the reason they had 200+ languages is because the different tribes couldn't stop eating each other for long enough to try and have a conversation or invent the wheel, metal, a boat or real shelter. This Romanticism of primitive cannibalistic niggers who were slaughtering each other every day for 40,000 years and didn't progress in any way technologically nor genetically really pisses me off.

If anyone has actually met an aboriginal Australian they know what I mean, these people are not real Homo Sapien Sapiens. If an alien were to come down to earth after we go extinct and examine the remains of Abos and Anglos I have no doubt whatsoever that they would consider abos a distinct subhuman species

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the nation states of Australia before it was invaded

>>68075245
fuck off leaf

>>68075102
Lots of things aren't normal in the animal kingdom like sitting on your arse all day on a computer pretending to be a philosopher

>>68075246
Well I live in a small village in Suffolk and went to London for the first time in my life last week and nearly had a panic attack. Why is everything so big?

>>68075252
Is this a meme wtf? Were these aborigine nations?

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>MRI scan tomorrow
I'm scared
will I have to get naked?

>>68075252
this is such a joke
all this shows was how primitive these "things" were

all these languages are completely unrelated too, showing that there's was zero civilization. at least Africa has a few sprawling language families, as does North America.

>>68075285
no just linguistic groups

this is a stretch though I doubt australia has the linguistic diversity of all of the americas

>>68075278
european cities have relatively short, small buildings

visit somewhere like NYC and you'd shit yourself

>>68075285
see
>>68075251

>>68075285
>American """"""""""""""education"""""""""""""

>>68075252
how would we even know about these?

if the British just wiped all of them out and didn't bother documenting, how on earth are we supposed to know their exact names in the latin alphabet + borders

need to capitalize on saras sexual labor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-truth_politics
>Political commentators have identified post-truth politics as ascendant in American, Australian, British, Indian and Turkish politics
Daily reminder that citizens of these countries are a joke (albeit with a very high potential of nuisance) and their citizens are no longer part of the real world.
Also strong correlation between the prevalence of post-truth politics in a country and shitposting. Truly makes you cogitate.

Added a girl I half know on Facebook yesterday and she immediately starts messaging me this morning, and now she's coming to a social Im going to.

What does it mean?

>>68075311
desu those are entire gorups
North America has a lot of native languages but many of them are part of the same groups

ALL of those abbo languages are their own groups pretty much.

https://twitter.com/crimesofbrits/status/796052898287337473

didnt know prince harry was so full of banter

>>68075309
swallow a penny, you might make the news

>>68075345
Don't you have some female relatives to honour kill?

>>68075310
>all these languages are completely unrelated too

Yeah they were not dialects, they were new, distinct languages. They had no civilisation, hadn't even invented a boat or the wheel for 40,000 years since they got stuck and spent their days plotting ways to eat the "person" next door and steal his 4 year old rape baby.

>>68075312
I really want to go to Central Park and some of the art galleries, but I'm sure I'd die. How would I cope without that smell of manure in the air?

>>68075345
this is just a fancy way of describing how people are still easily controlled despite unlimited access to information

imagine going to the emergency and telling them that your toothbrush is stuck in your arse because you "fell" on it

Who knew those Irish lads would be so good at making butter?

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Reminder that this shitskin, admitted to molesting underage girls.

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>>68075366
>ahh, our little paki friend

>>68075345
>we started losing so its because the other team lied

How does this get a fucking wikipedia article each side is convinced the other is a lying rat since the dawn of time.

>>68075350
No it doesn't mean she wants to fuck you.

Sad cunt.

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im self-styled depressed and so-called lonely

>>68075411
literally nothing u can do about it nigel

that hypernormalisation film is 3 hours long can anyone give me the gist

>>68075120
t. tranny

let's face it, most trannies make being a tranny the epitomy of their existence and love to get as much attention as possible for it

>>68075454
If I know Russian and English could I get around in Eastern Europe pretty okay?

>>68075200
closing my curtains whilst i get dressed

i'd prefer if theresa's binoculars caught a glance at my goolies.

>>68075472
the west is evil

>>68075399
>easily controlled because of unlimited access to information
Is more accurate IMO. In the past, clerks and experts used to have access to information and the general public only had access to the opinions of experts. Proles always ruin everything.

>>68075472
Henry Kissinger is the cause of a lot of bad things in the world today.

>>68075472
Shit happens. No one really cares anymore. Tweet. Eat. Die

>>68075382
idk if you can even blame "isolation" since Polynesians were equally as "isolated" yet were far more advanced both technologically and socially.

>tfw hundreds of tiny islands manage to have a coherent unified culture and established trade meanwhile tribes on land living right next to each other can't

were Abbos like proto-humans who migrated out first then were replaced my more "modern" humans?

>>68075411
he doesnt even look good
obviously bsing about his exploits

How far would I need to go back in time to start one of the first banks

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who was in the wrong here?

>>68075492
I guess English is more than enough, just make sure to speak to people under 30/40.

>>68075376
Alright Faisal Islam

>>68075561
RKO

>>68075561
The champagne

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ah yes, global warming

>>68075568
spike from land before time lookin ass

>>68075612
all me

>>68075549
I'm not blaming isolation I'm basically saying what you are.

They were isolated on one of the most prosperous continents on the planet (for the time).

Arable land. lots of water, larger rivers, hot enough to survive with minimal shelter. Rather than strive to improve, explain, learn or invent they just sat on their asses for 40000 years and instead of learning to farm animals, grow crops, explore the sea, build bridges with other nations or invent technology they decided nah fuck it lets just get cooked man if that fucker from over the hill comes round we're gunna eat the cunt ay

>>68075510
In past information was even more limited. The experts themselves had little access to the truth.

People are ruled by their emotions and the universal franchise is a mistake. You should be educated on politics before being able to vote.

>>68075126
Looks like a dick, tbqh.

Alright will go put 10 euros on a cheeky PL double bet (Watford to win away for 3.40 and Sunderland-Leicester to draw for another 3.40) You heard it here first.

>>68075672
educated by whom?

>>68075654
Cooking kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcL51TeOKpg

Imagine being named geoff lads

The fucking thought of it

>>68075654
Debatable

>>68075705
My grandad is called Geoff ;_;

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>>68075612
>warmer conditions and more CO2 are better for plants

>>68075705
my name geoff

>>68075386
>The UK
>Nature

doing a think on this

>>68075662
Not a word

>tfw i'm the only one who bothered evading the snoopers charter

feels a bit bad lads, thought we'd all be on it

New IS video from Nineveh about their snipers is absolutely top tier KINO lads

for quite a long time I thought geoff was pronounced "gee off" and that people were called Jeff instead

>>68075755
alri rasheed

>>68075761
how did you evade it?

>>68075761
nothing to hide, nothing to fear :^)

>me browsing tinder
>20 year old virgin
>girls often smile at me so I don't think I look too bad
>autistic as fuck so I will never make a first move in reallife
>literally hit like on every girl except for fat ones
>see this nice girl let's call her X
>hit like
>X hit's like too so we have a match
>X writes me "why are u hitting like if you are hetero?"
>wtf.jpg
>X's is a trap (he calls himself a draqueen)
>due to my virginity I don't excaclty know if I am str8 or not
>I always felt a little gay because I like to fap on gay porn(also gay thoughts if no porn)
>tell X that I am propably gay
>we exchange number and met the day after
>he is a 5'7 skinny dude in girl clothes
>it was so much easier to talk to him because he is a dude
>we end up kissing on this evening
>he blew me and swallowed

I realised then I wasnt gay

i hope she made lotsa spaghetti

>>68075784
I physically relocated to switzerland

>>68075474
I'm not a tranny, but I know plenty of trannies who don't make "being transgender" the epitomy of their existence

stop looking at the internet and tumblr for guidance on reality

shall go to the library to research aboriginal cannibalism because the aussies mention it

>>68075812
very good business idea desu

might join you

>>68075761
I moved to Aus

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>>68075780
when i was a kid i pronounced discotheque as "disco the queue" and my mum laughed at me

molly lean and loud im bout to pass out

Does anyone have that picture of some lad's fluffy bunny that I named Wayne Booney?

>>68075836
romance languages are for retards anyway

>>68075836
cute x

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who /customer/ here? big t'night

>>68075612
yes

more co2 is better for plants
but that also means more oxygen

so in the distant future we might have larger insects

everywhere can be australia!

>>68075831
>moving to a 5 eyes cunt
>evading it
hm

swiss neutrality is a good thing
>>68075820
thanks i patented it though so you may have to pay me royalties.

>>68075805
grim

>>68075812
When capable I would also like to move to a better country to be honest.

>>68075857
yeh

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This is a betamale

>make fun of trannies and generally be a bully
Am I repressing? I can't seem to stop myself.

My YouTube recommended videos seems to be full of both Alt Right ranting and SJW comedy

I suppose I really am a radical centrist

Look lads
He posted it again
How original

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>>68075878
Mate it's Australia they couldn't give a rats ass what you're saying online.

>>68075887
>He has to hold her hand up to the camera

Ah yes.

driving 8 hours tomorrow lads. can road trips be fun?

>>68075883
Can I have it plz?

>>68075887
bloke on the right has some serious allergy issues haha i mean look at his face ofttt swollen as fug haha woops

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lemmeaskusumminrik

Would you fuck a passable tranny if nobody would ever find out

>>68075917
cronulla riots best day of my life

>>68075929
only if you have a mate to accompany you for 4 hours

>>68075882
it's not that difficult to relocate to another country, especially if its just so you can avoid the snoopers charter.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a83_1480456813

ah yes france

>>68075947
*leans back*

>>68075934
no

>>68075929
depends if it it's for work for not

>>68075947 *head scratches*

>>68075985
Why not?

>>68075964
Having a job in said new country helps.

>>68075949
really depends on the voice

even if he's mostly feminine with a masculine voice, that's erection death gas

would fuck a Blaire White-sounding tranny

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which one of you is muhammad?

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Think I'm in there lads

>>68075969
free the mandem

>>68076036
because fuck you thats why

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>I voted brexi-

>>68075772
link

>>68076037
mate you don't need a job in another country to go there and use the internet.

>>68075955
i have dementia

>>68075949
yes

I'd fuck a tranny regardless though I think

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>>68076054
Rude

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get the cool shoeshine

>>68075990
its not. its to visit a friend

>>68076043
>liam

more like gayam

haha

>>68076097
delete that pic right fuckin now

looked at the brexit vote breakdown in my city.

'sheed areas voted remain
deano chav-runts voted leave
lower-middle class runtoid suburbs voted leave
richfag areas voted remain
guardian reading ponces voted remain

had a good think

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>>68076134

>>68076135
No

>>68076073
https://videos.files.wordpress.com/3M3Bw6uj/isis-sniper_hd.mp4

its pure kino mate

reckon this crimesofbrits lad is irish

that or indian

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Me on the right

>>68076150
how can you know who reads the guardian
is it written on their front door?

just bet on a greyhound, no idea how it works or anything

dont know what the odds are or if it was a favourite or what

>>68076201
they're that type. I'm generalising.

>>68075700
marxist professors ofc

>>68076070
t. Guardian reader

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>>68076163

the thing on my phone says i did 272k steps in november which is equivalent to 4.8 marathons

>>68076202
next time give me your money

the shrecret shervice will be monitorin' yer gimmicks lads and ahhhhhh that's not wharrits all about.

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>Japanese anime

>West Yorkshire had the highest crime severity score, Dyfed-Powys the lowest.
>Dyfed-Powys
Wat

>>68076243
wales

>>68076243
Wales is full of white britons

>>68076243
Duh-ved pow-iss

>>68076187
me to the right of the frame with my cylinder that took less time to carve than a perfect sphere

>>68076048
>we

plaithe cum-reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>68075204
Thanks, friend. I'm legitimately bricking it.

>>68076241

>japanese anime

as opposed to any other kind of anime?

>>68076163
its edited like some kid's CoD montage

black hair + pale skin = diamond dick desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdUst3m2lAU

tune

>>68076048
What the fuck do you think you're doing with my name, mate?

Random aside, I've genuinely been asked if I was related to Liam Neeson.

>>68076308
She's foreign, her English is mostly good tbqh

>>68076282
hmmm..
Interdasting

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>>68076338
agreed

>The report revealed the recent figures on the crimes committed on New Year’s Eve in Germany: there were cases of 881 sexual offences involving over 1,231 women. Apart from Cologne, similar incidents took place in Düsseldorf, Hamburg, Frankfurt and Stuttgart. The victims were almost all young women between 18 and 24 years.

> According to the document, almost all the suspects involved in the Cologne New Year attacks came from Algeria, Morocco and Iraq.

>In June, two men were found guilty of sexual assault last New Year’s Eve in Cologne and were given probationary sentences.

>cases of 881 sexual offences involving over 1,231 women
>two men were found guilty
ah yes

liam is a turbonormie name

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me in the white hat

>west yorkshire

cannot think of anything more grim
just cannot

>>68076163
>some are smiling and chatting right before they die
>likely the same religion as the people they are being shot by
>killers chant allahu akbar after each kill

pretty surreal desu. seems like another planet

>>68076338
Mellisa Clarke, lad.

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Lads.

if you live in a white majority country and can't get a white gf you're pathetic

even desklad has a pussyhole to pound

desklad is a normie

>>68076412
>desklad
alri 1 year ago

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I'm a richfag Londoner (dad is a barrister) and we're the only people we know who voted leave

You tell people and they literally can't believe it. They look at you as if you're pulling their leg

Also quite funny when people start going on a tirade about how stupid leave voters are and how devastated they are and then you tell them you voted leave

>*incredulous expression* .................. WWWHHHHHHYYYYY?!!!?!?!?!

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Live action British anime
<<<<<

>>68076375
>brunette with blue eyes

hnng

>>68076404
how is that surreal

>>68076441
*icelandic

me and my mates starring in this new feature film, worth a watch x

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jwkCTCsktbw

http://www.strawpoll.me/11768533
http://www.strawpoll.me/11768533
http://www.strawpoll.me/11768533

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>back to work tomorrow
>up at 5am

Love work me.

>>68076431
Is he even alive?
Haven't seen his disgusting mess of a life in awhile

>>68076441
it's icelandic

>>68076489
iceland is part of britain

>>68076438
hampstead heath lad? how much does your dad earn?

>>68076438
hm very interesting

*walks away to talk to someone else but no one shows any interest*

*starts clearing throat loudly and bumping into small groups of brits trying to be noticed*

*starts using their slang hoping maybe someone responds*

*starts talking very loudly and rudely so someone will at least acknowledge my existence*

*decide to start spouting statistics about how shitty UK is as I've admitted that no one will respond to me unless I bait*

*finally one brit walks over and tells me to fuck off*

*I smile*

>>68076514
gf caught him taking pictures of her sleeping would be my guess

>>68076493
TARS, set EU payments to £0

>>68076441
meant for
>>68076322


>>68076489
>>68076517

"Lazy Town" is a port city on the River Clyde in Scotland's western Lowlands. It's famed for its Victorian and art nouveau architecture, a rich legacy of the city's 18th–20th-century prosperity due to trade and shipbuilding. Today it's a national cultural hub, home to institutions including the Scottish Opera, Scottish Ballet and National Theatre of Scotland, as well as acclaimed museums and a thriving music scene.

>>68076482
because it doesn't seem real, almost like the video is some sort of weird nightmare

I found a phone on the ground on the way to work and picked it up. When I got to my desk I placed it on charge, my intention was to await the person who¿s phone it was, to ring it. If I had not received a call by the end of the day, I would hand it in at Bishopsgate Police Station. The phone rang almost immediately, it was the woman¿s mother, I explained that I had found the phone and to ask her daughter where she wanted me to drop it off. I got such a mouthful of abuse from the mother about how I shouldn¿t have picked the phone up and how I was trying to steal it. I was so annoyed with her attitude that I unplugged it, switched it off and threw it in the bin

>>68076526
yes
I don't know, I don't ask him. But he does a lot of high profile stuff so probably close to 7 figures

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the gf being attacked

>>68076583
why doesnt it seem real
its war
what else would they be doing other than shooting at each other

>>68076503
>5:30am
>goals for the day

1. sleep

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doing a binge on the animes again haha what am i like

>>68076600
sometimes walk through your area to clear my head

cracks me up how stupid the brexit supporters on facebook are

>>68076626
living the dream mate.

>twenty one pilots

is there a runtier artist?

*slips on some ice*
*gets up and pretends it didn't hurt*

>>68076616
because its so far from my reality that it just doesn't register as something that is an everyday thing. the way they are smiling and talking and then being shot the next second.

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Anyone else hated this shite?

Even as a little kid I knew that a tiny Scottish fishing village wouldn't have so many blacks, pakis and poofs

>>68076600
FOB
O
B

>>68076662
arctic monkeys

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>tfw could of been a theoretical physicist but to lazy

Need to get laid

>>68076662
they're a bit underground. wait until the normies find about them

>>68076664
hahaha
egg on your face there mate
*slips all falls on the same patch*
*a dozen free ranger medium are tossed up into the air*
*they all land on my face*

>>68076676
babby's first time seeing one of these vids?

>>68076689
they're a bit underground. wait until the normies find about them

>>68076707
Fuck off

>>68076662
Morrisey

>>68076707
Literally nothing wrong with that

>>68076652
>on facebook
Think you might mean just generally m'lad

>>68076745
no lets fuck on

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>>68076650
nice
I hope it snows this year

>>68076727
yeah actually

but i know you're more upset that you couldn't be pedantic and catch me on a misuse of surreal, because its clear thats what your little runty autistic ass was really going for hahahah

My top 3 /brit/ gimmicks:

1. Barratt new build
2. Livin' la vida loca
3. moleculeposting

>>68076676
It's purposefully shot and edited to seem gamelike. It's to entice younger western Muslims into joining. I was reading an article about someone who interviewed an ISIS defector. They said western recruits were treated like royalty and they were the shit. The Europeans were basically treated great so theyd get their mates to come. They are the high value targets for ISIS because they can easily come home (at least, much more easily than a Syrian can get into the UK) and do harm.

Doing a Football Ramble lads

interstellar posting is my fav new gimmick

>>68076787
What about ballbusting?

>>68076787
fascinating

*turns to talk to someone else*
*everyone has already chosen their groups*

>>68076787
absolutely shite ones
genuinely shocking

>>68076787
>2. Livin' la vida loca
its lyca you utter weapon

doing a spy on the new neighbours

me acting aggressive


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJjLiT6KLfE

Has anyone actually ever been to a so-called "after-party"?

4 years of uni and nobody has done this

>>68076793
wouldnt they just execute most white people or take them hostage if they went over to join though?

>>68076837
leave my daughter alone

>>68076781
no i just found it weird that you thought it was surreal when its literally the exact opposite of that considering its footage of combat, and specifically snipers, so what else do you even expect from the video, its not like the guys getting shot know they're being aimed at before they die.

also

>ass
FOY

>>68076787
Ketchup and rice.

>>68076853
yes they are goat you h\ve missed out on life

NEW
>>68076881
>>68076881
>>68076881

>>68076817
wow too played out
>>68076825
guess youre back with me wahey
>>68076828
mad yours didn't make the cut?
>>68076830
haha oops x
>>68076877
not familiar with this one

>>68076865
this post is surreal to me

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYJum1KYJHg

>tfw the normies found out about PRSPCTVSPRSPCTXTRM666
THEY RUINED IT FOR ME

>>68076858
>white

ahahaaha no im talking about the pakis and niggers who are 3rd+ generation immigrants to Europe.

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What's his fucking problem?

my greyhound won lads

>>68078006
genuinely happy to hear this desu

>>68074839
Because one is a good thing and the other is a bad thing.