Is Scotland a shitpost country?

Pick a windae, yer leavin' ye howfin jobby. Scots posts ur aye stoatin, unlike yer absolutely dreadful sassenach posts whilk ur complete 'n' utter jobby. Ah swear tae god, ah wull vote snp. We wull finally be free fae this evil.

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>yfw steel is as heavy as feathers

>>68073003
git tae fuck mate

>country

It's so cute how Scots and Irishmen on /int/ are ashamed of their regional dialects and culture. It's like a little part of Victorian Britain is alive on the internet in 2016.

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>>68072863
yes

Is Scotland a country?

>>68073155
Steel is heavier than feathers.

>>68073473
Is England a country?

>>68073489
aye but at what cost

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I like plaid.
Thanks for the plaid Scotland

>>68073640
In Scotland we lynch weebs.

Why didn't Scotland want its freedom?

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>>68073675
I love you too dear.

>>68073675
we banish them to the catty

>>68073675

>In Scotland we lynch weebs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30nfka8J8Y0

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why scottish so shit at building wall?

>>68073727
We have freedom.

>>68073803
we killed all the weebs

>>68072863
They are fun to drunk with 2bh IRL shitposters

>>68073803
Building walls from rock only is actually pretty hard.

>>68073803
Hadrian's wall was built by the fucking Romans

>>68073788
Glasgow is an Irish city now.

>>68073788
was about to post this

I can tell everyone in this thread right now that Glasgow is rife with weebs

>>68073803
I think that was the Romans, i.e. (You).

>>68073853
the scots are irish

>>68073902
Fuck off Northern Ireland, no one cares about your power fantasies.

>>68073873
no, romans just uses the scottish they've enslaved for the wall construction

>>68073943
Apparently not:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadrian's_Wall#Construction

>>68073940
power fantasies?

>>68073943
They didn't enslave nearly enough Picts to build a wall. The whole point of the wall was to keep the Picts out.

>>68073866

>tfw Scottish but live in Japan

a-am I a weeb?

>>68073943
Romans thought Scotland just went on forever and so they put up a wall and were like "Nah"

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>>68073552
>mfw wales, northern ireland and scotland all have parliaments and england doesn't

>>68074078
Depends when you wake up in the morning do you whisper Alba gu bràth or scream it

>>68074078
I should hope so if you're living in Japan.

Are you teaching English?

>>68073473
no
>>68073552
no
>>68073675
this
>>68073727
because we belong together, Ireland needs to come back.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Blake_Glover

Mitsubishi is a scottish invention

Inverness is the true capital of Scotland.

>>68074197
^

>>68074149

Yeah but now more like Scottish since now half my students copy my accent and pronounce things in Scots

Nothing funnier than a nip asking 'how's it gawn?'

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>>68073675
ma young team is too well-armed for you.

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>>68074186
Fantastic post.

>>68074195
Everything is a Scottish invention.

>>68074005
>with soldiers from all three of the occupying Roman legions participating in the work
yes they participating in the work whipping your ancestor poorslave's back

>tfw my country is more independent than scotland

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>>68074280
http://www.businessinsider.com/r-humans-should-thank-ancient-scottish-fish-fossils-for-joy-of-sex-2014-10?IR=T

literally
invented
sex

Why are Scottish men attractive but Scottish women are not? They're like the opposite of Russians.

>>68072863
>country

>>68073788

>ywn have an autistic scottish weeb gf

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>>68072863
this was the google doodle in the uk today
so yes

>>68074339
They're pretty good in the Highlands.

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>>68074281
Lmao, I'm not even Scottish.
>his ancestors were so scared of a bunch of blokes in skirts that they tried to build a wall to keep them out

>>68073473
kind of but not, like they have their own parliament and money and own teams in some sports and competitions but we have one prime minister, queen, passport, government etc.

>>68074392
the Highlands are Scandinavian though

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>>68074281
Yes, well done Italy, well done Italy

HOWEVER

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>>68074429

>>68074470
they're essentially english colonies at this point

All the gaels were evicited to Americas years ago

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I like watching Scottish sports

>>68074470
Not really.

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>>68074429

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>when one of your fitbaw mascots is an evil malevolent sun

>>68074342
Yes a great country. Bet you never even visited. You must be too busy with drugs and hookers cloggie.

>>68074429
The Picts historically fought naked.

>>68074470

Only Orkney and Shetland are Scandinavian. The Highlands and Hebrides have the highest concentration of 'pure' Gaels

>>68074186
England and Scotland are separate countries under personal union.

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>>68074487
>be buttblasted
>reductio ad hominem

>>68074339
some of them are stunning
unfortunately they're reserved for englishmen so move along

>>68074598
typical homosexual englishman

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>>68074487
>150,000 Italians
>5,500+ killed
>10,000 wounded
>>>>133,298 Captured

Holy shit Italy Wtf

>>68074598
>unfortunately they're reserved for englishmen

nah, scots girls wouldn't go for pakis

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>>68074470
>the Highlands are Scandinavian
fuck off Bjorn

>>68074596
>buttblasted
Why would I care about who built a wall that didn't even work a couple thousand years ago?

>>68074126

Yes we do, its the most important one.

The House of Commons

>>68074628
yeah, we've sucked in WWII...

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>>68074238
sounds cute af man

Any anons know Scottish Gaelic? My dad's from the Western isles and taught me a bit. Kind of want to learn it just for funsies.

>>68074590
they are "countries" but they are not recognized states. I guess at this point I'm just moving the goalpost but you know what I mean. No they are not "real" countries

Post pictures of Scottish lasses?

>>68074556
what would you know jap

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>>68074685
nope, that's a UK one.

the only parliaments you lot have are sharia ones.

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>>68074628
>331 aircraft
>564 casualties

>>68074238
How do you get a job teaching nips English? Sounds fun.

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>You will never see the loch ness monster

>>68074197
Potentially the worst post I have ever seen anywhere

>>68074748
We have a devolved parliament. The union has allowed the scots to keep their national character. That's why we're a United Kingdom.

>>68074824

Get a uni degree and apply for an eikaiwa. ECC, NOVA and Interac are the easiest ones. The interview process is easy and they set up your visa and pay your flight.

Scottish teachers have it easier because the accent is rare so in high demand for students.

>>68074429
It was actually genius. By walling off the Scots, Hadrian had single handedly left the Scots with the ability to only kill other Scots. A brilliant offensive measure.

>>68074918
Nah, we just climbed over it.

>>68074903
How advanced does your knowledge of Japanese have to be?

I know an older guy who considered doing it and he was hardly a weeb

>>68074854
I heard Inverness maintained the purest form of Scots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trx1iP9n7ik

>>68074832
>he doesn't head over to nessie's bit everyday and shoot up some smack together

Must be grim being a foreigner

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>>68074795
>hurr durr
who care? do you mind that we have win the war...

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>tfw no /scot/

nothing in common with londoners or irish

>>68075036
I'll show you a Nessie, Scotsman

>>68074961

You don't need any Japanese. Actually you're prohibited from even using any at work.

>>68075007
Inverness accent is qt

>>68074861
right, but not real, recognized states. Only the United Kingdom is.

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>>68075067
i don't think we have anything in common with londoners.

our skin is too white

>>68074748
>>68075109
we're special little snowflakes really

see >>68074456

>>68075067
Luckily not everyone in Britain is from London.

>>68075109
Perhaps, but this is semantics, we're still self-evidently a people with their own interests and history

>>68075067
We need to find another country to team up with

>>68075234
Scotland, Nova Scotia and Northern Ireland is all we need.

>>68075266
I propose that we also conquer northumbira

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http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/546024/Loch-Ness-Monster-photo-picture-captures-clearest-photo-beast-Nessie-spotted-sighting

This was last month. Proof of nessie?

>>68075208
just like Quebec

which is also not a country

>>68074238
Do you ever just whack out the pipes to spook the nips?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs74AsZ8CQc

>>68075098
Do japs know about Scotland? A lot of Asians I spoken to abroad don't know much about it

>>68075527

There's a Japanese-Scottish society and festival but it's pretty small. They know what Scotland is and basic stuff about it, but they don't care about it beyond whisky.

>>68074186
>Ireland needs to come back.
I'd say "over our dead bodies" but you might take that as an invitation for Genocide #3

>>68075429
Quebec's a colony, it doesn't have the same historical pedigree as scotland