>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortgage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard day's work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2 years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a team leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Chaz to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha edition
first for donald trump, the russian candidate
not long till christmas lads
Any Brits here know Russian?
Started learning it want to know if they have any tips. I'm using childrens cartoons with subtitles alongside some textbooks/learning books and that rosetta stone shite I stole. I don't actually know any Russians though, and I hear that's a very important part of learning a second language
Parents Can Now Ask Government To Delete Their Child’s Country Of Birth Data
The information collected in the autumn schools census will be removed from the National Pupil Database on request
AMA request - the person who wrote the Deano pasta
>>68071631
that A3 in the picture isn't grey like mine you lying twat
Wait I have a car on finance, why is this a meme?
>>68071720
so?
>>68071710
I speak broken Russian, at the level of a child
>>68071631
Who is this? I missed it the gimmick the first time and haven't seen it since
*shares*
>>68071756
deano
>>68071755
How did you go about learning?
Friends/family/school or self taught?
fact: british people are the most powerful race in the earth
my beloved
>>68071766
>coloured
>colOUred
>OU
what the fuck?
>>68071766
>the work industry
You can just tell they've never had a job because they look like a fucking rapist
@68071730
ama
>>68071667
Good morning, Autismo
>>68071757
What fucking petri dish did these mutants scramble out of
>>68071781
family 2bh. I've gradually lost my ability over the years
ever feel like deano probably does a load of shit quality coke
I do
red sky at night shepherd's delight
>>68071794
It's French, I believe
what is the no tap-ins rule? Why would tap-ins not be allowed?
>>68071828
red sky in the morning shepherd says no no sheep back into the shed please there might be a storm
Room for one more lads haha
>>68071710
You can try and find some local club for expats, a lot offer language classes or will at least let you drop in. They helped with my Dutch. Failing that just look around your area, unless you live in bumfuck nowhere there's likely to be something available
>>68071766
I prefer no coloureds in the work industry
>Snoopers Charter
More like the poopers charter. I've got nothing to hide so I don't care!
>>68071789
Is that Sara?
>>68071757
what is wrong with these actual fucking hounds, i am legitimately intimidated by at least four of them
>>68071874
me neither
but drawing the curtains on theresa is pretty easy anyway.
any man ever do lucid dreaming
>>68071631
>tfw you wish you had deano's life
Will MPs have their private online activities hacked too? Or is it just us peasants? I thought we were in this together
sobbing at the Witcher 3 ending lads
>>68071907
you're not in switzerland are you haha
>>68071950
t. Janusz
>>68071631
>lol mortgage
>lol finance
So what? Everyone on /brit/ is a billionaire who buys nice cars and houses outright? You children make me laugh
>Predictable response: t. barratt house owner
>>68071950
which one?
>>68071944
>the tories subjecting themselves to the same laws as us plebs
umm sweety
Breitbart isn't nearly as biased, unreliable and far-right as the Express tbqh
there is nothing wrong with financing a car
>>68071803
complete retard
>>68071950
people who got a bad ending in witcher 3 don't deserve to be parents
>>68071828
angel delight
wrote a new song lads
doing a poo
being a jew
having a wank
working in a bank
posting fucking machines
never tried pork and beans
thoughts?
Was sexually assaulted this arvo and let you lot know twice and didnt get acknowledged at all
>>68072041
good post
>>68072045
go beat them up then, you wimp
t. some darts player or something
>>68071975
Got the Ciri empress one. I believe it's the right one and the most fitting, just sobbing to see her go and leave. Although the tragic ending is amazing as well.
me on the left
>>68071992
Express is owned by Richard Desmond who is worth over 2 billion and was caught up dealing with the mafia
you think he isn't going to have any political agendas to push?
>>68071971
alri sub-deano
>>68072041
immaculate
I have a mate called Dino does that count?
i NEED it
had a good sesh in the library lads
>>68072041
very good post
please set it to the music of Hava nagila
>>68072092
alri Fred Flinstone
just doing the referencing on the essay i just wrote
the commieslags, of which I have identified several, are fucking mentalists
don't know how people date the same girl for years
get bored after just a couple of months
>>68072091
I get the feeling she'd be a porn star if her acting career didn't take off
>>68072190
which one is your favourite?
>>68072116
nerd
Wonder when Deanos will transition from audis and bmws to Teslas
looks: rosy
personality: sara
middle ground: aisha
>>68072227
>>68072072
>not ciri witcher
ciri empress is just her being pounded by the pedo emperor
>>68072227
are they all depressed
>>68072227
Marry, Fuck, Kill
>>68072241
electric cars are for poofs
deanos don't care about the environment
>>68072227
haven't found the third yet.
between sara and aisha I'm not sure who to pick
they're both quality candidates for mentalist of the year
we fucking NEED a lib dem govt
>>68072227
yer one on the right looks like the girl from limmy's show
They call me Cactus Cameron
Know why? Heh... it's because I'm always covered in tiny pricks
>>68072272
yeah sara talks about killing herself every day on twitter
>>68072296
just had one lad
it was fucked
Liverpools not the place full of robbin' scousers is it?
>>68072268
pls provide context
do the commieslags post on here?
>>68072296
this
>>68072314
wasn't that a conservative/lib dem coalition?
>>68072332
probably
they are well aware of our existence and our obsession with them
>>68072275
>they aren't drawn to the sweeping curves of the model s or the gullwings of the model x, catnip to any deano
>they won't want to show off their 21'' touch screen in the centre console
hmmm
>>68072332
Yeh t. Aisha
>>68071631
British houses look lile unfinished German houses
>about to leave work
>phone buzzes
>ignore 7 new emails from facebook, people liking the picture the gf put up of us at her mate's wedding last weekend
>go to whatsapp
>gf wants me to pick her up a #elfie top from New Look for her work's xmas do on my way home
fuck sake lads, just wanna kick back and watch the new Grand Tour on my Kodi Amazon Fire TV Stick (cheers again Callum for clueing me on that, you legend haha)
>USA is nice
>>68071954
i am
loving this ironic lib dem gimmick
>>68072296
rorke
>>68072332
Aisha did after someone spilt the beans to the commieslags about /brit/
>>68072397
>ironic
>implying
>>68072370
>german invasion of the UK
>"Oh no you have it all wrong we're only here to finish your houses"
I know your kind
>>68072397
>ironic
>>68072414
they both did that ask.me type thing and people kept spamming links to /brit/
>>68072356
lol
>>68072368
tits or gtfo
>>68072414
how long ago was this
how did I miss it
was it a weekend
>>68072435
>Rohbau
>>68072476
haha me on the right
Hey bongs
How sincere it is to say a sick friend of yours "Get well soon."?
Is it too formal or, say, old and cliche?
It sounds more like an order or a command rather than good wishes.
We should bring back the original Liberal party and throw out the Social Democratic part tbqh
>>68072268
why won't she come back bros?
@68072490
fuck off paki
>>68072459
Yeah someone posted that ask me type thing like immediately after she posted it on her twitter and /brit/ spammed it to high heaven.
>>68072471
It was ages ago, can't remember exactly when
>classical liberalism
wish labour would just fuck off and die, so the good lads move over to the LDs and the rest go and join the SWP or something
>>68072491
Or better yet, resurrect the Whig party
>>68072498
she's too busy being a slag
>>68072490
We tell them to pray to allah for forgiveness for sinning.
68072490
Ah yes, I see you guys in my apartment all the time.
>>68072270
The Witcher isn't meant to be a happily ever after story (nor is it meant to be as grimdark as Ciri's death), but bittersweet and the empress ending fits this perfectly. Ultimately she chooses to be empress anyway. She could have chosen to be a witcher, but if you play the game in such a way where you leave her open to all options she chooses to become empress. She only becomes a witcher when she's left with no other choice really, despite the game portraying it as the upbeat happily ever after ending.
>>68072490
get well soon is fine m8
out of the way lads
need to get aisha to a safe space ASAP
>>68072528
>modern liberalism
>>68072536
Yes
classical liberalism is an outdated ideology
>>68072490
Say "I hope you get well soon" instead.
>>68072538
can the conservative party even be considered human at this point?
>>68072527
baaaaah
must've missed it due to not being it work or something
>classical liberalism is an outdated ideology
imagine being a tory
>>68072613
should be called the surveillance party
>>68071757
the longer you look, the uglier they actually get. incredible.
>>68072538
Runtapoo has a more feminine body than that
>>68072613
more than the Labour """""""party""""""" tbqh
the self-styled 'lads'
who else /politically homeless/?
literally fuck corbyn and labour runts
the shaggin' wagon
>should be called the surveillance party
>>68072635
all swiss people should be killed
don't understand why you lot get hung up on these other horseface commie slags when aisha is a literal 10 and his LITERALLY visited /brit/
contrarian wankers the lot of you
>>68072607
>>68072570
Ok, thanks
>>68072517
[spoiler]No. :DDDDDD[/spoiler]
Why aren't you someones dick appointment?
>>68072678
gonna pick up some 70 year old widows?
Found this on Wikipedia. Thoughts?
Voting for the Democratic candidate for the House of Representatives in 2018 lads.
my contributions to /brit/:
radical centrism
that is all
who else /lliterally homeless/?
literally fuck my parents and landlord runts
woh esle /literary homless/ hrer?
>>68072698
>a literal 10
you mean she literally looks like she's 10
Sara is the ONLY patrician choice
>>68072713
noice
>.svg.png
>>68072713
looks nice.
Mummy May can't get me now, lads.
>>68072701
I keep forgetting that spoiler tags don't exist in /int/.
What's the reason for that anyways?
>>68072713
Had to simulate the EM response of a structure like this once. Felt a bit grubby afterwards desu.
/britpop/ is the official music genre of /brit/
>>68072705
yes
>>68072768
*gets you*
Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?
>>68072780
t. Deano
>>68072726
>>68072753
>tory britain
the absolute state
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgc6CU2PvLE
what is your fascination with canadian hero josh donaldson?
>>68072760
UN VELA
>>68072780
that's grime
>>68072800
the pozz-kuckold aka the yank
>>68072780
the only good britpop band is britpop era manic street preachers
oasis weren't terrible either
those dastardly bankers and their bonuses
did the dentist win?
>>68072780
Haven't listened to Doves in years desu
good to see kpop has finally died here
>>68072807
that's deano you're talking about, leaf
>that's grime
>>68072829
it's brussels bureaucrats that the plebs are angry about now la
she wants a man from brisbane
sat on the loo pooing as i post this
>>68072831
yeah he did
the good guy never wins
>>68072831
yes
>>68072803
'sheed
>>68072821
'stafa
>>68072829
give the bonuses to the war veteran single mothers desu
JUSTICE
Look lads
He posted it again
How original
it's official lads
i'm infertile
>>68072878
'no
How is it even possible to get obese without ACTIVELY and consiously attempting it?
I'm a normal guy with normal metabolism and I cannot for the life of me understand how fatties work. Do you have an eating schedule?
Please explain
>>68072898
congratulations
>>68072898
Tyrone can help you, lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZXLLMbJdZ4 Official /brit/ band?
'ted 'ngdom 'f 'eat 'tain 'n' 'ern 'rland lads
>>68072870
>niger
more like nigger lol
>>68072140
nah it's pronounced the same as deano
>>68072905
your stomach expands desu
so just progressively eat more
brexit voters are so stupid it's unbelievable
>>68072898
elaborate
>>68072905
ponder that myself
although normal to you is probably fucking obese to me haha
>>68072905
some people have a slow metabolism so they have to work extra hard
also if you take steroids from an early age it fucks you up
>>68072905
Food tastes too good, also >>68072930
>>68072929
as is Dino from the Flintstones
don't you watch old cartoons
breggsit really put all of britain's eggs in one basket haha
>>68072930
just a few hours till kick off lad
the excitements building in me
you better watch it or i'll be fuming
>>68072936
(You)
The "Alt-Right online poison nearly turned me into a racist" article in the Guardian was satire written by a twitter troll
>>68072936
piss off sheed
>>68072936
rasheed
>brexit voters are so stupid it's unbelievable
>>68072092
Clay?
>>68072905
It's part diet, part excercise, part genetics/epigenetics. The portion sizes when I went to America were fucking huge so I can imagine it's pretty easy to get fat over there.
Congrats on the new manager lads
I'm sure you'll win lots of pizza
https://twitter.com/Sporf/status/803982378913984512
Just realised that Owen Jones is a Bizarro Rorke
all he ever talk about is British values, British institutions, patriotism, the working class, anti neoliberalism, etc
The thing that makes him bizarro is that he looks at all these from a far-left stance
>>68073017
the last frame of that video pretty much sums up his hopes of ever winning a major tournament
>>68072975
i unironically will be
ive planned my day around it
defecating
>>68073038
>Owen Jones
>far left
crikey lad, i think you might be retarded
>>68072227
aisha is the prettiest
rosie has the best body
sara is jewish so i she automatically wins though
business idea: stop immygrints and build a lot more (couple of million) houses so are lads can get on the ladder
almost bedtime wagies
Ah yes, 4chan, the website everyone else is so afraid of
>>68073054
>Doh!
>>68073038
he is being controlled by aisha
>>68073038
owen jones is a very sensitive but good person, hate that way 4chan bullies him
>>68073058
VERY good lad
who you routing for
>>68073084
but I just woke up
oh wait, wagies.
>be shit at club level
>be shit at u21 level
>scrape a draw to fucking slovenia
>get given the job
the absolute STATE of the english national team
truly the gift that just keeps on giving
The future is female
2 months till my 20th lads haha
love it when leeches boast about their subsistence existence
truly laughable
>>68073112
not sure desu i will watch the game and see who takes my fancy
maybe karjakin because the underdog and that
>>68073129
he shagged her didn't he
you can just tell
2 months till my 40th lads haha
>>68072696
not swiss lad
Gf had to use my phone to call someone and she seen that I've got tinder on there
Not sure how I'm gonna get out of this one
I turn 20 in December lads
Am I gay if I like andro girls?
>>68073153
no SHE shagged him
>>68073117
He's the common man's manager
>>68073173
>and she seen
>>68073162
my comment still stands
>>68073129
Saw a student wearing a t-shirt with that written on it. Briefly considered caring about it but decided against it.
>>68073176
I turn 23 in 3 days.
I wish I was young again.
>>68073196
should have got outraged lad, it's boring being reasonable
>>68073185
ah yes very impressive
going to be spamming this a lot during the next world cup
>>68073173
just say you had from before you met her and never deleted it
Should I?
>>68071731
that's not even an A3
Audi A3's are hatchbacks
>>68073073
they're all 6.5/10s
barely a set of tits between the three of them
>>68073150
i've warmed towards him through the tournament, seems like a lovely chap but he plays so fkn defensively and boring
magnus loves a cheeky sacrifice too, got to admire that
>>68073223
absolutely not
>>68073223
Why not?
>>68073223
yes mate obviously
>>68073232
rosy has great tits you fucking virgin
>>68073223
remember to wrap tight for that one lad, you're going to need it
>>68073239
>he plays so fkn defensively and boring
definitely not a fan of this
carlsen it is then
>>68073232
fuck off
WHEN
>>68073106
WILL
>>68073129
THEY
>>68073182
LEARN
>>68073223
looks like a judge dredd reject
>>68071757
3 4 2 5 7 1 6 desu
>>68073223
looks like she sleeps in a bin
>football
jesus christ the state of you lot
>get in from work
>no energy to go gym
>weekend comes
>too busy to go gym
the NEET life really was better
>>68073248
not actually found rosie tbf
but sara/aisha are literal surfboards
>>68073213
Could have done but I'm not an overly sensitive fedora owner so it didn't bother me a great deal in the first place.
men are ugly as fuck. why would women want to fuck these ugly fat men with small ugly willies.
will never understand
>>68073264
>pull the commie minority card
>pull the le depressed mental health minority card
>recently start to pull le irish and oppressed minority card
>>football
>jesus christ the state of you lot
ITS ANOTHER FUCKING POINTS FAILURE!!!! WOW AGAIN! BRAVO NORTHERN YOU USELESS SHITS NOW I HAVE TO SIT IN THIS CROWDED STATIONARY NON-REFURBISHED CLASS 142 FOR ANOTHER HOUR!!!!!!!!
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN SO OFTEN!!!!!!!
>>68073223
She looks so fucking proud off herself i would deck this runt in a second
>>68073269
how tall is she? 5'10"?
>>68073280
see: >>68072227
its an absolute disgrace
>>68073323
the state of trains in britain
fucking dire
Really get's the noggin' coggin'
>>68073323
the northern powerhouse in action
>>68073346
>property is theft
what did they mean by this
>>68073298
>Davidson
>Irish
lel'd
>>68073346
they are mentally ill
>>68072356
>our obsession
some peoples obession*
you could've born at any point in history and you were born in this shit fucking non-era where nothing ever fucking happens and everyone is safe but unhappy
>>68073278
planning to wagecuck for a month
get about a grand and then just chill on it for about 5 motnhs.
in a room with a metrosexual aussie
going to try some frogs legs 2bh
>>68073346
>property is theft
Fucking communists piss me off so much holy shit
>>68073241
She'll notice something's up if I insist on a condom for a bj, and even a dozen condoms won't protect me from some types of STDs.
That and I don't know if she's more likely to bite my dick off, start shitting on me, or steal my sperm afterwards for her 15 year old sister.
But she's got that Fallout raider vibe that's pretty hot albeit not at all 'attractive'
>a grand
>for 5 months
>>68073412
I quite enjoy not having smallpox or Polio desu.
one of my tinder pics. do i look like too much of a twat for having a shirtless pic?
>>68073323
aren't points managed by network rail?
>>68073412
would have preferred to have been born in an exciting era where i could live to the grand old age of died in childbirth
>>68073445
Mate you can't get an STD from receiving a blowjob except herpes and you'll notice immediately if she's got herpes on her face and it's flared.
>>68073472
LONDON
>>68071710
Are you the reason Masha and the Bear has so many views?
>>68073459
live with the 'rents
literally don't need any money. because the only things i do in life are eat, gym and shitpost.
>americans pronounce twat as twot
howling
>you could've born at any point in history and you were born in this shit fucking non-era where nothing ever fucking happens and everyone is safe but unhappy
>>68073465
Its the haircut that makes you look like a twat desu
>>68073472
I've always aimed for died of a minor infection at 27
>>68071789
Is that Theryn Meyer's imagined body? :/
>>68073465
>that haircut
>coming to /brit/ to show yourself off
lad you are a twat. Nothing wrong with that though girls love it
>>68073493
so do canadians though hahahahah
>>68073521
never heard anyone actually say twat so we might but it's always been twat not twot to me
one day someone will gain access to rosy's nsfw twitter and that will be a good day
>>68073488
I'm watching Чeбypaшкa at the moment.
Holy shit Soviet cartoons are mental. Winnie The Pooh from the USSR was nutty as well. I like ti though keeps me entertained even as an adult enough to pick stuff up from it.
>>68073493
I pronounce it /twat/, tbqh
>>68073401
/brit/ functions as a hivemind
https://twitter.com/ChessNetwork/status/803962566556917760
>it's magnus's birthday today
WEW
>>68073480
You can get HIV, and she's from a part of the city where being pozzed is all the rage (people really want to remove punishment for wilfully transmitting HIV).
And she may as well be a petri dish for STDs so who knows what novel strains of disease she's selectively bred.
I think I'm going to say no.
what is the official /brit/ haircut of choice?
>>68073505
Change my pitch up
>>68073545
Literally /brit/
>>68073401
>why yes, I do indeed go against the mainstream thought of /brit/
>>68073570
The JUST one
>>68073570
>>68073570
Short back and sides
slightly longer on top, but still short
Any of you lads save the naked England fan pics from the Euros?
>>68071789
>sara's head on rosie's body
PERFECTION
>>68073566
The chance of getting HIV from oral is very low.
>>68073580
is that you, Theryn? :3
>>68073566
Then get some prep or don't do it stop crying about this shit. The rate of transmission for oral RECEIVING HIV is next to fucking NOTHING. Essentially impossible.
>>68073602
>/brit/
>football
ah yes, reeee
business idea: ship anyone with an STD off to Mars
>>68073570
samurai top knot
6'4 built like a northern powerhouse
>>68073590
is this real i dont follow the bullying of tim byrne i think its mean but holy shit this cunt has fallen
>>68073563
>game 12 started with the ruy lopez
really made me think
>>68073637
What are you, a nerd?
>spassky smoking during the chess world championship tie breaker in'82
https://youtu.be/-kzM1syPiuY?t=511
class
5 foot 9 built like a southerner runt
Having a Pot Noodle. Original Curry.
>>68073664
absolutely pointless game, they were both playing for a draw. v. dull
4 foot 11 built like santa's helper
Gonna order a papa johns for din dins
Thoughts?
>>68073619
Smack my bitch up
Ah yes, povertyball
>>68073728
>spending more than £2 on a pizza
never got why pot noodles were considered working class
they're 1 pound a pot
whereas koka noodles are like 20-30p a packet and much nicer as well
>>68073668
>class
um no its chess actually
>>68073696
whenever my dad eats those he gets diarrhea
R8 the new boots lads
>>68073728
Good taste
>I watch chess
>>68073729
Would if given the chance ;
>>68073775
where's the other one, I can't rate it
>>68073775
post forehead
Are Papa Johns any good? How do they rate compared to Dominos and Pizza Hut?
>>68073765
haha
>>68073751
>having to care about money
>>68073775
did you have to save up 2 years to buy them?
>>68073782
How I feel about sports fans to be quite honest
>do you play chess?
>no, i only watch it
>do you play sports or just watch them?
>...
>>68073805
They're better than Domino's with cheese but not as good as Domino's without cheese. Anything is better than Pizza Hut for stuff other than wings.
>>68073775
keepin the town safe there sheriff?
>>68073805
Your local >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dominos >>>>>> Pizza Butt > Papa John's
>>68073816
FOB
>yank comes to the thread to talk about fast food
like pottery
>>68073805
dominos is the best because of double-decadence
pizza hut is overreliant on its cheese to rescue it from subpar sauce and doughy-crust.
the sauce from papa johns is better, and the dough tastes almost rustic, but i feel it misses the mark
>>68073833
Pizza Hut CAN be good though, it just depends on the management.
>>68073805
I think they're better than dominos, the sauce you get with them is worse though.
Haven't had a Pizza Hut in years
>>68073854
My local won't let me buy from them any more because I complained about the fudge cake ;_;
you can just feel the tension rising through the threads over at /r/chess
we could have a classic on our hands this evening
Do you play dominos on cheese or pasta?
>>68073854
>local pizza in the UK are those kebab shop pizzas
>>68073891
>buying cake from a takeaway
RUNT
dominoes tastes like cardboard, their bread is so shitty.
ate too many kebabs now i'm a keblob haha x
>>68073879
True, Pizza Hut is hit-or-miss, while Papa John's is consistently eh and Domino's is consistently pretty good.
>>68073804
I still have 15-20 years in me tbqh
>>68073899
t. nonce
>>68073906
>what are Italian restaurants
>>68073570
manbun
just had to take a call from my mate right in the middle of a wank
fucks sake
Itching to find where these chess runts live and smack them up for being such nerdlingers
>>68073922
Really. My Domino's crust has seasoning on it and is pretty good.
>>68073899
Absolutely horrendous post
the best and worst pizza places are indian takeaways
some of them make excellent pizza, others make godawful pizza
>>68073950
t. tinfoil fedora wearing trump voting conspiracy theorist
look at these swines discussing their favourite cancerous fast food in the mist of build up of what could be the greatest chess world championship tie breaker of all time
>>68073891
Kek'd
>>68073906
I would've figured they would have authentic Italian 'za
But I guess they fucked themselves over with Brexit
>>68073972
I ordered food last night and had to get the door just before I was about to cum
Fucked me off
>Getting Kebab and not Pork & Chicken Gyros
What's wrong with y'all?
What did he mean by this?
>>68073932
LOL x
>>68073957
places run by romanians role-playing as italian?
>>68073914
I order cheesecake cos it's this special stuff. They didn't have it in stock so sent me a fucking fudge cake instead, which arrived smashed to bit and stuck to the lid.
Told them to come collect it and exchange. They said:
"YOO DONA BUY FRAM US AGEN! BLOODEE BASTID"
My homemade pizza tastes better than dominos pizza hut and papa johns combined
>>68073978
idk, here I've never had a great dominoes pizza, they're always pretty lousy.
>>68073984
>>68073946
bloody hell mate
i guess i cant really say anything cause you still get girls (despite being a rapist) but fuck me, that forehead is huge
>>68073998
You think all Italians were forced out on June 23rd?
>>68074024
maybe in some shitty place like Scunthorpe or something
I'm in SW3 and there are fucking loads of legit Italian restaurants
Doesn't take an Italian to run an Italian restaurant, though
essential /brit/core
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=depsFULhqV8
>>68074029
Heem them for hurting your feelings
>>68074007
gyros give you gyno
>>68074009
He didn't have a proper comeback so made up some absolute tosh
>>68074007
not halal
>>68074009
means he's being dramatic
>>68074051
Yea
Why else would you have such shitty pizza places?
>>68073819
>Says the prole brit who'd probably need 3 lifetimes to make as much money as me
Yes yes you're right goy. The rest of the world has it so much worse than you and you are not working like a slave to pay your countries debt to the Rotchilds. Also owning your house is so passé. It's so cool to live with roomates in your thirties haha look at F*r*i*e*n*d*s
What's the best Papa Johns pizza?
>>68074034
>state of that pic
NEVER post here again
Dominos > local pizza >>>>>> frozen pizza >>> pizza hut > papa john's
Objective rankings
>>68074089
projecting much
>>68074063
ahh yes the so called londoner
try not to type too loudly, you don't want your fellow flat sharers to hear you. After all they don't pay 800 pounds a month to hear you ticka-tackering away.
>>68074076
They were shit before during and after our flirt with the EU
They're shit because Italians don't want to move somewhere cold
Restaurant Pizza is good, takeaway pizza is shit
Always has been, always will be
Why does Alan the pederast keep getting (You)s FFS
>be virgin at 24
>make tinder
>fuck 3 sloots in 2 months
>wow I was chad this whole time
>>68074118
actual restaurant pizza>papa johns>dominos>frozen pizza>>>>>>>pizza hut
>>68074092
anchovies and pineapple
>>68074034
jesus
>>68072336
Fixed
>>68074034
>taj ma-hawaiian
taj mahowling
>it's a "your entire social group goes out and doesn't invite you" episode
oh no
>chinks are at it again
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2016-11-21/-100-billion-chinese-made-city-near-singapore-scares-the-hell-out-of-everybody
>>68074196
maybe you should be looking at the reasons they didn't invite you out
>>68074171
Kek
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3963724/British-Airways-boss-stunned-discover-Heathrow-s-runway-demolish-200m-headquarters-looked-map.html
tears
Massive choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prXaTe3zzYI
>>68074200
ONE HUNDRED BILLION CHINESE
new thread spackers
>>68074196
me as a teenager.
soon realised i prefer hanging ut with myself than pretending to be a normie anyway though.
they taught me a tough, but essential lesson.
>>68074200
aaah yes capitalism
>>68074245
>Of course he knew. The question is why is he denying it. He looks quite ill these days (good) maybe he'll die before 'his' (love it) HQ gets bowled over. One must live in hope.
These fucking comments
>>68074290
>i prefer hanging ut with myself
Mhm
>>68074200
That fucking site
Absolute eye cancer
>>68074309
Alri Aisha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9gKyRmic20
HEY NOW HEY NOW
>>68074200
lol Shenzhen is so shitty
can't stop losing at chess
>>68074200
Would live there desu
>>68074309
Yeah I'd much rather kill 80million people in the labour camps under communism
t. Mao
>>68074391
I'm addicted to it
>>68074428
why are you addicted to losing?
listening to radiohead
>>68074419
aaah yes
not an argument
>>68074351
I have gone back and made new friends even after those experiences.
And I can solemnly conclude I genuinely prefer to be on my own. I can fuck with like low-intensity friendships of meeting someone down the pub every now and then, but the intrusive friendship type of normies is not for me.
waheeeeeyyyy
>>68074441
alri scott
3, -6, 12, 4, 20, ?
next number in pattern
>>68074439
It happens so often that I thought I might as well try and embrace it, and after I while I genuinely came to love it.
>>68074419
Capitalists don't deserve to live to be desu
>>68074464
>implying you said anything substantial enough to argue against
howling
wtf i hate nintendo now!
>>68074309
>>68074464
dont quite understand
building a city is bad?
ah yes lets destroy all of this nature just to build some flats and a road. whats that mate? youre planting 4 trees? yeah should balance it out mate
normies on the group chat laughed at me when i said i wanted to watch the chess final :x
>>68074491
>criticise capitalism
>I must be a commie
aaaahhhhh yes
>>68074508
>>68074508
desu urbanization is already improving the wider environment.
>>68074542
I'd have another read mate you didn't criticise anything. That would require much more substance than your snarky little champagne socialist rhetoric
>>68074542
what are you?
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/11/welcome-world-right-wing-gateway-drugs-ready-ride/
The left is collapsing and they only have themselves to blame.
*blames myself*
>>68074579
why is this happening? people moving away from rural?
>>68074588
>that first fucking paragraph
Screeching
>>68074508
>128 acres
>all of this nature
>>68074582
ahh yes
NEW THREAD
>>68074446
>>68074446
>>68074446
>>68074351
what emotion was this frogface trying to convey?
>>68074588
>>68074632
>They claim that after the June referendum (in which ‘Anonymous’ voted ‘Remain’, natch) the author became curious about other peoples’ views. The Guardian usually mans a stern defence against such error
Is he /ourguy/ I love this author
I'm wearing socks that have a shark biting the leg off a swimmer :3
>tfw gf loves me deeply
>i only like her
I say "I love you" to her regularly but I don't think I ever truly mean it
She's really sweet but I find myself just getting bored by her sometimes, or desiring other girls
I guess I like feeling loved, but I just don't think I see a future with her
>>68074629
yea, plus more efficient farming meaning less land is needed, and no more peasants clearing out huge swathes of forest for fuel and building.
pic related is from the last 30 years
increased CO2 is creating a greening effect as plant and algae life blooms everywhere.
>>68074692
fuck off poundland paki
>>68074711
font
>>68074466
Why do you talk like an autist?