/brit/

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

Who /swansea/ here?

http://sketchtoy.com/67692229

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>>68066140
Good post

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post your best
http://explosm.net/rcg

I am a cretin

Someone come and erase my life

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are nige

>>68066170
>draw New Zealand
>vibration automatically sets to 20

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gf slipped into a little black number

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I love /brit.

>>68066193
and a big black mamba will be slipping into her

Ayup, put an ssd in my laptop and it's knocked my socks off.

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Anyone got the picture of the guy in front of a computer in a dark room just with dead eyes?
like pic related

Brown hair.

going to nandos in half an hour

what should i get

http://sketchtoy.com/67692240
lads

http://sketchtoy.com/67692239

Bloody students need to learn the value of a hard day's work

T. University of life graduate

>>68066057
http://sketchtoy.com/67692235
http://sketchtoy.com/67692235

>>68066266
cancer

People who eat Nando's want shootin.

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>>68066178

Me and my gf will be randomly talking to eachother when she will just suddenly stop listening and talking at all just so she can text somebody on her phone, completely ignoring me

Has started to really piss me off and has made me paranoid she's cheating

Wat do? I don't want to come across as paranoid or to force her to stop doing it just so she can listen to me talk shit

Fucking effort

>>68066266
hot chips

>>68066266
Stop by the corner and get me a twix and 20 lambert. Sort you out later good lad

>>68066288
not a single character

>>68066288
Not a single word

http://sketchtoy.com/67692241

>>68066266
hot crisps

>>68066288

Pimp slap her every time she does this.

Gotta keep yo woman in check

just got fucking blue balled by the gf

hadn't seen her in a week and she knew I was stressed out already

might have to cheat on her

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>>68066178
actually works

>>68066316
http://sketchtoy.com/67692247

http://sketchtoy.com/67692248

>>68066303
>lambert
alri grandad

Watched The Thin Red Line again last night.

A flawed masterpiece. One or two scenes are some of my favourite of all time. Staros declining Nick Nolte's order, with that prime Hans Zimmer score behind it, is great cinema.

knock it off with this sketchtoy shit, I haven't opened a single one and I'm NOT going to start now

>>68066389

http://sketchtoy.com/67692250

Got a thing for a Singaporean girl lads

She always puts me in a good mood when I'm talking to her

>>68066409

>stop having fun

>>68066316

http://sketchtoy.com/67692255
Input needed

business idea: poo then have a shower, wank in the shower

>>68066452
look at this lad with his yellow fever lads! fucking look at him, he loves the yellow fever doesn't he!

>>68066404
ari new lad

>>68066452
*comes up behind you and pulls your eyes back so you look Asian*

>>68066429
http://sketchtoy.com/67692257

>>68066469
Fucking loves the yellow fever, that one
He fucking loves it

drew one of our /brit/ lads lads. guess who it is:

http://sketchtoy.com/67692256

>>68066373

Enjoyed this

>>68066460
http://sketchtoy.com/67692259

trackpad r hard

http://sketchtoy.com/67692258

Singaporean wanker loves his fucking Singaporeans

>>68066469
>>68066490
Nah, she's ethnic South Asian rather than East Asian

>>68066507
Enjoy being cucked?
Honestly, Ireland needs to be fucking sunk.
Pathetic waste of an island.

http://sketchtoy.com/67692262

>>68066505
enjoyed this immensely

>>68066505
ah yes, pink bone lad

>>68066543
http://sketchtoy.com/67692264

>>68066538
ah yes, brown, short and wide nosed, very impressive

>>68066543
http://sketchtoy.com/67692266

>>68066573
http://sketchtoy.com/67692267

>>68066507
Straya does everything the same as us cept labor.
Heard one call a footpath a sidewalk in front of a yank
bit embarrassing

>>68066592
http://sketchtoy.com/67692269

If Australia was an animal it would be a maggot.

>>68066592
>>68066632
benders spotted

http://sketchtoy.com/67692270

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the matrix.png

>>68066170
>>68066271
>>68066272
>>68066280
>>68066316
>>68066389
>>68066392
>>68066429
>>68066460
>>68066494
>>68066505
>>68066509
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>>68066543
>>68066573
>>68066587
>>68066592
>>68066632
Shan't be wasting my time in opening these.

>>68066632
http://sketchtoy.com/67692273

*filters sketchtoy*

@68066660

Shan't be directing the old optics towards this.

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Poleaboo's end game

>>68066627
we say labour
Labor is just how the political party spells it

http://sketchtoy.com/67692272
lads

>>68066627
It's still spelt labour here, even the Labour Party was originally the Labour Party until some yank came over here and decided to "modernise" the spelling and dropped the 'u'

>>68066666
http://sketchtoy.com/67692275

>>68066666
http://sketchtoy.com/67692276

>>68066579
You're a bit of a cunt la tbqh

Are you the chronically depressed Aussie on centrelink?

>>68066666
>>68066666

http://sketchtoy.com/67692277

>>68066660
aha didn't even draw anything was just in it for a (you). sucked in m8 ripper ya flamin galah

http://sketchtoy.com/67692279

>>68066709
will you date me

>>68066660

http://sketchtoy.com/67692282

http://sketchtoy.com/67692281

>>68066708
take a fucking joke you proto-nonce

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>>68066743

>>68066718
http://sketchtoy.com/67692283

>>68066729
I will

>>68066729

http://sketchtoy.com/67692284

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>>68066753

>>68066743
>carnt

was this deliberate

>>68066660
http://sketchtoy.com/67692286
>>68066660
http://sketchtoy.com/67692286
>>68066660
http://sketchtoy.com/67692286

>>68066745
get 2 bed m8, you're getting cranky

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>>68066771

>>68066765
http://sketchtoy.com/67692289

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ah yes

http://sketchtoy.com/67692290

>curiously post on brit/pol/
>get a reply
>it's from YKTD

ah yes, the rorke lisicki

http://sketchtoy.com/67692292

>>68066824
pls be my bf

>cyanide and happiness
did realize this thread was full of 14 year olds

>>68066824
http://sketchtoy.com/67692293

http://sketchtoy.com/67692295

asuka 2bh

>>68066806
http://sketchtoy.com/67692296

got a good idea for a sketch but can't draw for shit on a trackpad
such is life

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>>68066876
Good lad.

>>68066850
>realize
Fuck off Yank

tell me the story of the pozz-kuckold

why does it desire the clap?

>>68066207
>>68066207

might kiss one of you lads tbqh

>>68066928
http://sketchtoy.com/67692306

>>68066928
battyman

>>68066928
bentboi

http://sketchtoy.com/67692312

>>68066928
me

shan't read a SINGLE reply to this post

absolutely livid tbqh lads

Life is like a box of chocolates; it doesn't last as long for fat people.

time to watch some anime x

only had a bowl of porridge and some instant noodles yesterday

skipped breakfast today as well and I'm still not even hungry

wonder why 2bh

>shan't read a SINGLE reply to this post
http://sketchtoy.com/67692326

>>68067131
Added to the repertoire

SHOUT OUT TO MY EX

>>68067039
>literally all of them have fake tits

ew

http://sketchtoy.com/67692331

>>68067130
do you live a very sedentary lifestyle?

>>68067130
three meals a day is a meme.

>>68066958
>>68066973
>>68066981
>>68066999
>>68067000
>>68067040
>>68067043
>>68067068
>>68067081
>>68067155
>>68067178
>>68067191
>>68067198
>>68067200

these posts didn't have (You)s

>>68067130
runtus maximus

>>68067131

VERY good post

>>68067200
yeah, sit on my arse all day studying/shitposting

alri

It's not enough for Eric Bristow to apologise is it?

They want a blood sacrifice.

>>68067225
http://sketchtoy.com/67692339

bloody cold innit

*hides your post*

forgot how hard jak 2 is

yo shouts outs to everybody who worked on the album you feel me shane?

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>tfw you will never be a qt girl experimenting with friends
>instead you were born an autistic retarded loser who never experienced any form of intimacy in their teens

sister's left her phone unlocked
had a cheeky peek at her gallery
fworrrr, what a pair of knockers

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>>68067039
I don't really like the typical jap face. Literally all rook same.

>>68067244
what you studying ma nizzle? Im writing an essay RIGHT NOW but going gym later so i dont end up not hungry

from this day forward i will be an adult with good habits and a good attitude

>>68067423
post them NOW

>>68067363
wish I still had my ps2

>>68067039
8

>>68067472
from this day forward, the world will never be same again

>t. Tinie Tempah

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really makes you think

french qt sat next to me on the train even though there were empty seats

what did she mean by this?

>>68067452
she was BRILLIANT in black mirror

shouts outs to ty dollaz

>>68067039
basically think this
>>68067452

but if i was FORCED to choose one to spend a romantic week walking around nippon land, learning about shit and eating weird food while smashing her back doors in on the regs, it would be 12

>>68067576
>it would be 12
nonce

>>68067039
do japs use weird names like western pornstars?

>>68067544
probably trying to nick your wallet

>>68067544
>she
ew.

making an arrangement

having a punt

having a go

watching a degen video of a jap girl dressed like a cat acting cute

>>68067544
>"ah fantastique, j'ai trouvé un garçon completement pas méchant. C'est sûr que il ne parlerait pas si je siége à côté de lui. Je pense que il a l'autisme."

having a strokdrer

just spammed porn on /lit/

join me

undertaking a procedure

giving a bash

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>>68067678
*hon hon hons softly*

http://sketchtoy.com/67692377

:3

taking a risk

>>68067743
bender

bit gay

>>68067719
w2c

>>68067678
>mechant
what does this mean, otherwise i got it all
very smug that i remember this much french

>slags on instagram posting pics with their tits and flange hanging out
>get upset when it's removed for violating IG's T&Cs

Are they "glamour" models for a reason beyond the obvious?

I'm a bit gay

>>68067795
good for you lad

Listening to a playlist that can only be described as 900+ Italian pop songs from the last 30 years

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>Listening to a playlist that can only be described as 900+ Italian pop songs from the last 30 years

Reading an essay that can only be described as a complete and utter decimation of the new wars theory

>>68067773
pas méchant means harmless in a nice way :3

>>68067781
With the right amount of money every single instagram """model""" WILL become a prostitute 2bh

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thoughts?

opinion: everything popular is shit

>>68067821
>he does not spend the afternoon working in an Italian cafe

Having a wank that can only be described as incredibly cheeky and degenerate.

>>68066543
http://sketchtoy.com/67692399

>>68067862
12 year old deano-in-the-making's wet dream

>>68067862
Ah yes, 2002

got a sizeable willy lads

>>68067039
>no one has a penis
lmao and you expect me to choose out of trish bin of trash?

>>68067862
>he posted a car that can only be described as a 12 year old who just watched Need for Speed Underground's wet dream

>>68067903
Yeah true
>>68067911
Wish they'd make a new supra desu

bloody hell

http://sketchtoy.com/67688685

image hover working for you plebs?

>>68067920
having feelings that can only be described as doubt with regards to this post

>>68067977
now i'm not going to answer your question in the slightest. But I will point out that the game Hover that came with windows 95 was well good

>>68067977
yes la

>>68067868
t. french anon

>>68068036
>>68068029
hmmm it just deticked itself for some reason
hmmmmmmmm

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Just found out I'm allowed to work from home lads. There is no need for me to come into the office now except for the odd occasion.

where is luddie loo ;_;

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doing something that can only be described as a think

might become a policeman

Any invites to gaytorrent.ru?
getmeaudible AT gmail DOT com

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>>68068090
lol wud is reedang

>>68068102
It's called a Bobby

>>68068090
Indians have to do something while they're making all that poo

>>68068090
>radio

is this chart from 1930?

>>68068074
lucky lad, sounds comfy af

>>68067458
electrical/electronics engineering

used to go to the gym in my first year and put on some weight but I've lost it all again now

checking in at about 66kg right now

*goes into anaphylactic shock*

get really bored when this thread isn't going at full speed but i'm hesitant to post annoying shit to get (You)s

what do? something else?

>>68068269
suck my willy

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>>68068269
>what do?

>>68068288
hmm okay :3
*sucks your willy*

>>68068291
nah got some important stuff to do later, will leave it for the mo

>>68068269
post bangers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eNxZN3oquw

>>68068199
r u short? u must be hungry skelly

>>68068178
Rasheed

>>68068345
>runt music
state of you 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdTzmIgRuQ0

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>>68068345
Raw bangers for you

>>68068429
hehe willies :3

>>68068365
I'm 5'9 so not extraordinarily short

I'm just a bit skinny, not hungry skeleton quite yet

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>>68068345
Even more

>>68068466
hehe black willies :3

lads got a very serious question
trying to think of an old computer game we played back in school in our ict lessons back in the day
i think the aim of the game was collecting these special crystals or something?
remember there was a caveman lad in it called bruno or something
we used to play grannys garden as well
this was at some point in the early 2000s
it's proper fucking me off lads need to figure out what this game is before i get on with my life

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wish me luck lads

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>>68068345
BIG DIRTY STINKING BANGERS

>>68068509
croc?

*slithers into thread*

>>68068541
hehe white willies :3

forced to learn about ITIL, lads.

just had to murder the wife with a half empty of jar of tomato sauce

it was gruesome but she should have learned by now to put the lids on properly

Got hired to do SEO lads

>>68068509
Flimbo's Quest

30 rock is a great show

>>68068657
30 rock is what I ask for when I go seaside

>>68068627
How is the wifes son taking it?

>>68068627
fuck off murderer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-nzfqweazw

kek

>>68068692
don't understand

I spent many of my formative years being indoctrinated by older people into embracing a foreign culture, language and ideology.
Fortunately, I resisted and left school unable to speak French.

>>68068627
did you finish the sauce

>>68068709
>all those notifications

reeee

signed up for okcupid lads
hoping to lose my virginity before years end regardless of what she looks like
getting desperate now

i hate faggots, niggers, and cunts

>>68068709
wish everyone who acts like this and enjoys it when people act like this, and shares videos of people who act like this would all just be dead

The world would literally be a better place

Aardman are a national treasure

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>>68066178

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THAILAAAAAD

>>68068627
>half empty jar of tomato sauce

fuck off puny little non-eater. finish your food

wil be voting for Paul Nuttall's UKIP in the next general election

choon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DepSvtmwvm0

>>68068854
*gets out a tub of ice cream*
*carves out a massive spoonful*
*puts spoon in mouth*
*drags it out, peeling the top half of the spoonful off into my mouth and leaving a good 50% still there*

>>68068868
literally reckon they'll smash labour out of the north, they can't win on immigration either way
lib dem surge please

>>68068868
I don't have a fedora saved but pretend this is a greentext of this post with a fedora image attached

>>68068776
no haha I don't even like it

I was just bored so I decided to check that standards were being maintained. the police have taken the body away now anyway.

I've just been on the blower now with the cleaning lady, had to have a right go at her because she's polish

>>68068886
my sister genuinely does this

the half finished spoonful not the eating straight out of a tub.

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Reminder

reminder that the only party fighting for your right to smoke weed and look at degenerate porn are the lib dems

>>68068544
nope

>>68068655
don't think so

fuck i'm never gonna find this fucking game kill me now

>>68068959
shan't be voting for them then

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>I don't have a fedora saved but pretend this is a greentext of this post with a fedora image attached

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>I don't have a fedora saved but pretend this is a greentext of this post with a fedora image attached

>>68068886
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>68068922
i just imagined it for you and it was a good post. nice one mate.

>>68068959
ukip do that too

reminder that the only party that offer a credible alternative to the tories infringement on civil liberties are the lib dems

>>68068922
someone hatpost this

>>68068509
Fifa 2001?

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>someone hatpost this

>>68069028
nah, not tonight Deano

>>68069023
i shall be voting for them lib dem shill

LibDems and UKIP surge in 2020

honestly think this is the last time Labour will be the official opposition

reminder that the only party who promise to scrap tuition fees if they get into power and then sit there and say absolutely nothing when the tories decided to treble them are the lib dems

actually found myself in a loving relationship lads

me of all people fucking hell haha

reminder that the only party with a comprehensive plan for NHS reform focusing on restructuring middle management instead of privatisation or pouring more money into a broken system is the Lib Dems

>>68069058
Not my post you silly willy, the other one.

>>68069100
>muh tuition fees
literally nothing wrong with tuition fees

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am approximately 170cm tall

Communist Party of Britain and National Front surge in 2020

honestly think this is the last time Labour will be the official opposition

have a fedora in my room

literally grab'd a girl by the pussy the other night haha

don't get why lefties suddenly think pussy grabber is an insult

reminder that the only party who promise to cure cancer whilst in government and secure world peace, all while giving every Briton a wonderful slag to date for free is the Lib Dems

>>68069129
We spend literally billions in foreign aid every month but can't even invest in our own children's futures

>>68069129
Hello mr banker

please leave

>>68069135
Syrian surge in 2016

honestly think this is the last time Polish will be the official opposition

>>68069129
This within reason. You lot have it lucky, our tuition fees are five figures a year.

>>68069166
we spend about a billion every month mate and it goes towards administering the empire. Making uni free makes uni worthless, you'd end up like denmark where everyone has to do a masters

>>68069166
>>68069175
1. people shouldn't have to go to university just to get an office job
2. the way that tuition fees are paid back is essentially a delayed tax
3. the amount that people have to pay back is tiny

stop complaining

>>68069166
>every British child deserves university education!

ah yes, saturate the value of degrees

that will work out well

>>68069157
I don't like their world peace policy but I do like their slag policy

Reminder that the only party who promise to make anime real and your waifu yours for evermore are the BNP

>>68069166
Subsidizing Unis and student loans will likely cause them to increase their tuition fees since people can afford to borrow for the higher fees, like what happened with the US.

>>68069221
you'll never be Ms. World with that attitude

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>>68069132
>tfw EXACTLY 175cm tall

>>68069241
different system lad, we have capped fees and "student loan" usually means the maintenance loan as well as fees (which get paid to uni directly from slc)

>>68069253
need me to leave where?

>>68069253
kneed you out on my business sunshine?

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>I don't like their world peace policy but I do like their slag policy

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>>68069279
>tfw 176cm

>>68069292
Fair enough, it's just that "free college" is a massive meme here and I assumed that it was rather the same for your Unis.

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>tfw 188cm

howling at you runts

>tfw between 177cm and 180cm

average height master race

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>why yes, I do indeed measure my height using the metric system

>>68069372
>>68069372
>>68069372
>>68069372
>>68069372
>>68069372

>>68069359
What the FUCK is that document?

>all these twats measuring themselves in cm
thought we voted to leave the EU

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>>68068957

>>68069377
something very endearing about this sort of pic. You just know his mum took it, telling him he looked really handsome.