http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-38153434
>A jellyfish was handed to police in Australia under the mistaken belief it was a breast implant and possible evidence of a crime.
>A concerned man submitted the "bagged and tagged circular object" to officers in Maroochydore, on Queensland's Sunshine Coast late last week.
>He feared it might have indicated a drowning or possibly a murder.
>"Officers at Maroochydore Station were all hands on deck when, much to their initial alarm, a concerned citizen attended the counter to report a possible homicide," said the statement.
>"Investigations revealed what police suspected… the item was indeed a jellyfish."
derp
impressive tbqh
>>68064119
>see some jelly shit
>instead of assume it to be a jellyfish, which is extremely common across many beaches in australia
>assume it's a fucking BREAST IMPLANT
I am done lads.
>>68064119
Do Thais eat jellyfish like the chinks?
Would you eat it cold or microwave it a bit first?
Amazing
>>68065217
If he found a second he probably would of waddled over to the bushes as his pants fell around his ankles
>>68064119
Our women are far worse
>>68065340
Why is this illegal?
>>68065340
WOOF'D
>>68065369
Because sex with stupid diseased animals is cruel to the dog
>>68065340
>>68065379
kek
>>68065369
morals