/brit/

shan't be posting in this edition

your kitten is shit mate
green shitten hahaha get fucked mate

>>68063844
i really really like this new meme

kys, memeitor

also not posting here

had a dream i took sophie and maisie home and came in their arses lads

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>>68063873
literally me

>>68063844
all finns should be killed

>>68063873
>5'8"
will they ever learn?

>>68063873
lel loks like mikoto

>>68063875
>tfw near you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjvfIJstWeg

>>68063897
also yanks

I've been in over 2,000 /Brit/s and this is by far the worst

>>68063893
what a twat

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*throws towards you*

>>68063893
tearz

>>68063926
>I've been in over 2,000 /Brit/s
manwhore

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>>68063844
i reckon this has legs tbf

4 of them!!

>>68063926
>2,000 /brit/s
bit new aren't you?

stupid finns

>tfw aus tranny will never give you a {You}

ordered something on ebay and got free express shipping

they'll definitely be getting good feedback and no mistake

got coffee

>>68063961
OP is an english cunt on holiday
I take no blame for this!

just sold another empty box on ebay lads haha

express shipping, of course, wouldn't wanna keep them waiting for their NOTHING, would we? hahaha

got mdma

>>68064003
op made a really really good new meme actually

>>68064004
why would you sell ur mum lol

>>68063958
You're mum ain't new to me cock

>>68063954
3/5 its not green lol

>>68064004
this would be a decent post if my package hadn't already arrived with precisely the item i ordered in it

now you just look like a bit of a tit

>>68062250
really liking this thread

>>68064025
i know people say lol and they dont actually lol, but in this case i actually did lol

>>68064022
>tfw I'm not OP or
>>68064003
Ban Finns from /brit/

haha BOOBS!

having a bickie and a cuppa

this adhd aussie spastic is back

>>68064086
what kind of biccie

very important question

>>68064086
hope its a scotch finger

doing a ree into my pillow

>>68064113
arnott's creamy chocolate, pretty similar to oreos

doing a talk to myself

jumpout gang
all o dat all o dat

the country's going down the shitter isn't it lads

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-38144812
>Glynn, now 26, got pregnant at 16, and left school with very poor GCSEs.

>It was a struggle to get work with a small baby in tow, and a bricklaying apprenticeship ended after three months, due to workplace bullying.

>Glynn's story is typical of more than a quarter of a million young women who need more support to find work, according to the Young Women's Trust.

>Being shut out of the workforce leads to isolation and depression for too many young women, says YWT in a report.

>The latest official figures show 285,000 young women are currently classed as economically inactive (not working and not looking for work), and are also not in employment, education or training.

>That is 82,000 more than the figure for young men.

it is UNACCEPTABLE that women are discriminated against like this and it must stop IMMEDIATELY

>>68064142
alri tim

>>68064158
yeah we're fucked

>>68064140
know it very well, had one today haha

good choice

Nah, that's not me
Act like a wasteman? That's not me
Sex any girl? Nah that's not me
Lips any girl? Nah that's not me

>>68064167
no idea what's going on anymore 2bh lad

might just move to direland

*vogues into thread*
Bollocks
*vogues out of thread*

w2c gf

>>68064160
howling

utter runts they are

alri lads

been away for 6 months

is tim still alive?

Yeah, I used to wear Gucci
I put it all in the bin cause that's not me
True, I used to look like you
But dressing like a mess? Nah, that's not me

Business idea: Aerosol runt

Not a racist or owt I just don't like brown people for some reason

>>68064160
>tfw you will never have complete control over a woman by being the sole provider for the family
;_;

*at work*
*hears the door creak*
*looks up*
*no-one there*
hmm, most pecul-
*spots a female crawling in, trying to work*
AH
HEY HEY HEY
*it gets startled and stares at me, unsure which way to run*
NO
NO
... HEY, no.
*opens the door*
go on, get
*claps dust off my hands as it scurries back to its next*

>>68064275
Not a single word

/brit/ thread

made by a finn

i mean wut

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>>68064309

>>68064309
with a really really good meme though

>>68064309
There's probably been countless threads made by rasheeds hiding under brit flags, not as bad as things go la

>>68064160
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-38144812

>GOT PREGNANT AT 16 AND WONDERS WHY THEIR LIFE IS SHIT

Watching rip off Britain, can't wait for escape to the country later.

>>68064337
my name is Daniel

>>68064337
/brit/ is haram

>>68064355
alri dan the man

>>68064328
it is quite a good meme tbf

noodles to say, im a purist

finngolians out desu

that story of the one whose son went to fight in syria is complete propaganda

NEED a poo

>>68064369
noodles to say, fucking hell

can't even speak the fucking language can you?

might go concoct some luncheon

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Who here would give this bird a kiss?

>>68064385
im not sure what you mean
noodles to say, don't reply to me ever again

went to a normie's house party the other night and upper deckered the toilet

>>68064424
mate don't I had a budgie growing up and he died

>>68064424
Runt of a bird

>>68064455
No you're a fucking runt, that bird is lovely actually

Don't get it, my posts never get any better or worse, some days I absolutely hoover up the (yous), other days I barely get any. Needs some kind of research

>>68063873

this one is a bit close to home. never post it again please.

>>68064424
no, he'd peck my lips

>>68064424
*macks on with bird*
*slips tongue down its throat*

>>68064471
i get lots of yous every time i post, think im just a rly high quality poster

>>68064377
to serve what agenda

>>68064493
>agenda
fuck off with your tumblr shit mate ffs i'm sick of it

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The Guardian is a really top notch paper

>>68064504
propaganda needs to have a purpose, which could also be called an agenda
you nonce

alri alri

>france in charge of getting jokes

French people euuuurgh *screws up face and sticks out tongue*

Orchestrating a poo

>>68064424
looks like he's waiting until you get close enough
whoomph no ear lobe
haha fucker didn't you see the beak?

Need to get ahead of the curve for 2017 styles and/or haircut.

ideas?

>>68064508
Still get irrationally angry when I see normoids use the word meme

I think it's because I always imagine them saying it like that "make a meme" woman at E3

>>68064526
alri

>>68063893
literally me

>>68064570
the so-called bowlcut with peroxyde blonde hairs
dont forget high waist pants

doing a hard think

>>68064575
had two girls ask me how to pronounce meme once, they were like "I saw this... is it meme? meh-meh? anyway, this picture on facebook..."

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>>68064570
2017 is the year of Paul

>>68063844
Excellent shade of green. Came here just to compliment you on your wonderful colour choice.

>>68064570
Skinhead is back, get a can of speccy brew and bash some ponce's head in for the authenticity

>>68064508
they're right it's quite the funny meme

>>68063863
>>68063873
>>68063897
>>68063898
>>68063924
>>68063938
>>68063958
>>68063980
>>68064008
>>68064025
>>68064043
>>68064046
>>68064076
>>68064086
>>68064113
>>68064122
>>68064140
>>68064161
>>68064174
>>68064187
>>68064204
>>68064208
>>68064241
>>68064268
>>68064296
>>68064345
>>68064366
>>68064381
>>68064446
>>68064455
>>68064484
>>68064491
>>68064526
>>68064575
>>68064581
>>68064592
>>68064601
(You)s for my fellow Australians (and no one else)

why do paddies shit themselves over anything green

>>68064632
literally me

>>68064632
>>68064632
>>68064632
here's the return payment, keep it hush-hush though

>>68064575
got a m8 who says it, gets right on my tits. literally uses it to describe any picture with text in.

>>68064626
skinhead always seems to be back

>>68064632
all me desu

>>68064661
>>68064661
>>68064661

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>>68064621
how about this

>>68064570

buzzcut

>>68064679
all south koreans should be killed

>>68064693
i won't mind :^)
guess why

>>68064643

I thought it was the orange/gold debate that really winds them up?

>>68064680
AWFUL!

don't have the head for a buzzcut
stuck with the bowlcut at the moment

>>68064632
>>68064632
>>68064632
>>68064652
>>68064652
>>68064644
>>68064644
>>68064693
>68064693
>>68064693
>>68064693

(You)s for the (Lad)s

>>68064725
can i have a you, i've watched afl a few times and i liked it

>>68064725
>>68064725
(lad)

>>68064680
original, witty, elegant, rustic, hearty, well-seasoned, tender, perfectly cooked.
delicious, would eat again.

@68064741
no (You)s for the non-australian

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Wish I had a pet baby cow :(

>>68064721
same, wish i could shave my head but i did it once and turns out my skull looks like a lightbulb

has a lass ever unexpectedly flicked you in the balls while giving you a blowjob?

>>68064763
yee yee

>>68064741
look, here's one mate. don't spend it all at once

>>68064857
no but i got a finger in the arse

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going to go for this cut

>>68064789
bizarro nonce taff

>>68064793
>tfw still have a massive scar from an operation a few years ago
>tfw most males in my family have gone bald/started balding by 45
ah yes, wonderful future

>>68064884
I would never touch my baby cow inappropriately

>>68064876
alri fashion blogger

What headphones should I purchase?

>>68064876
literally early 90s rave mong hair

What's sex like?

>>68064876
Make sure you dye it peroxide blond

what's this guy's >>68064789 favourite exercise?

calf raises haha

>>68064941
bags of milky sand

>>68064918
alri
>>68064942
might do it deep orange

>>68064933

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Monoprice-Premium-Hi-Fi-Style-Headphone/dp/B007SP2CO2/ref=pd_lpo_23_tr_img_3?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=JYQ0ZGB9N5CHW0VXQKHA

they're honestly really good for the price lad

>>68064941
like having a willy in you

>>68064941
quite good desu

>>68064096
>>68064357
>>68064377
>>68064719
(You)s for lovely Irish lads ONLY

cant think of anything to post

>>68064961
Wants ones that go in ear

should i have lentil and smoked bacon soup or a fish finger sandwich for lunch lads?

>>68064965
ty :3

>>68064985
those are called earphones then, chum

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>>68063844

Got a game for you all to play

it's called 'Try not to think about penguins.'

i wish i never existed

>>68064986
The former

>it's a get mugged and sexually assaulted by asians in broad daylight episode
Ah yes

>taking an hour out from your busy noncing schedule to make a shitty webm for an obscure general on an iranian oil refining forum

>>68065033
but you live near lots of qt kgfs?

>>68065008
I know this isn't a popular opinion around here, but I love thailad me

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S-so what about this whole migrant situation
You'd have to be right racist to not want them in haha

>The audience remains completely silent, waiting for a punchline that will never come.

Yeah, that Daily Mail newspaper or whatever it's called
load of bloody fascists I say, bet it's cos they're brown
C-cos they're racists haha

>Many theatregoers are beginning to get up to leave the room. Jack knows what he has to do to turn this around. Jack turns away from the audience, drops his trousers and kneels on all fours, revealing his anus to the crowd. Jack begins to chant some strange ancient tongue.

UKIP SINT OMNES SPUMATUS
UKIP SINT OMNES SPUMATUS
UKIP SINT OMNES SPUMATUS

>Just as the audience are about to get up to run to the exit, Some kind of creature is emerging from Jack's anus - upon squeezing its way through, the head of the organism reveals itself... it's... it's...

UKIP?????????

>It's Russell! the audience all scurry back to their seats as Russell surfaces fully from Jack's rectum. Russell naked body is gleaming from anal juices, but this won't stop him from delivering the foremost comedy known to humankind.

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PICTURE OF NIGEL FARAGE?
WHAT'S THAT YOU'RE DRINKING THERE NIGEL? GUINNESS?
AND WHAT COLOUR'S THAT GUINESS YOU'RE DRINKING MR FARAGE????

>The audience are sent into a frenzy of turbulant laughter. The sudden increase in air pressure as the lungs of the entire audience are emptied causes the entire building's eardrums to burst.

SO YOU HATE DARK PEOPLE BUT LIKE DARK BEER?
*MUST READ THE BLOODY DAILY MAIL!!!!*

>Half of those in the hall instantly explode, sending guts and entrails all over the studio. A BBP (Big Black Patrol) Unit enters the theatre and begins to destribute its African seed to the white females caught up in the rampage.

>Russell gives a bow and climbs back into Jack's rectal cavities.
>Russell has saved the day again.

my parents called me tim unironically

Going to the servo, want anything lads?

>>68065057
I've seen this style of post before where it was funny, but this was NOT funny at all actually.

nice but dim

>>68065060
alri tim

too many australians.....

>>68065057
never read a single one of these types of posts. never will either.

took a nice selfie lads

>>68065057
Was expecting an a funny parody of Jack Whitehall's standup
Disappointed

>>68065116
Fuck off lying, lad

been trying to convince a bird on snapchat to show me her tits. it's not going very well. any tips?

>>68065089
>>68065060
ye alri tim

tad under the weather

>>68065159
Out on the lash last night deano?

is it worth going to my work christmas party if I don't have any friends there?

where's the best gash lads

>>68065057

not
a
solitary
word

>>68065181
i don't drink

>>68065205
heh...
*unsheathes katana*
*carves a gash across your chest*
it's right there

you malignant ape

>>68065205

black girls

>>68065222
Raheed

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>i don't drink

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>>68065053

>>68065222
Me neither pal desu

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>i don't drink

>>68065260
>>68065261
Enjoy your cirrhosis of the liver :^)

>>68065314
We all gonna die some day sweetie :) xx

Just told you i was sexually assaulted and nobody took any notice

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Just heard the local hot chip shop is closing lads, absolutely fucking gutted. They've been around since my dad was little, had a good thing going with the owners
fuck me

Me pa drank all the alcohols and was an alcoholism so I don't drinker either

>>68065363
you mean chipper?

>>68065357
wtf I want to drink now

>>68065363
why do you call it a hot chip shop lad? is a cold chip shop a thing?

>>68065370
Must be tough being Irish

>>68065381
yeah that's what we call ice cream stores

Tequila is really nice lads, I asked for some for Christmas and I think you all should too

i fucking hate germans

>>68065394
>stores
fuck off yank

>>68065402
FOY

germans creep me out...

>>68065381
It's where you buy hot chips, not sure if you call them that in that little shitrock you call England but it sure is here

getting my daily dose of andrew neil and jo coburn

>>68065432
but why specify a temperature? they're chips, of course they're hot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WNCBPdetG4 choon

mate...fuck germany

>>68065458
we call crisps chips

>hot chips

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>>68065458
These are chips
twat

>>68065484
crazy kangaroo bastards

Barbers are a fucking scam lads
You go in and they make your hair nice, then 3-4 weeks later it looks shit again, and I bet they know full well it'll happen so you have to come back!
Dirty rotten shysters , the lot of 'em

>>68065363
you mean the local chippotorium?

Going down to the cold chipper emporium lads, you want anything?

>>68065484
>>68065495
stupid australian twats

fuck off

>get home from work
>ha ha time to jump on /brit/ and banter with the lads

so this is my life now is it?

just going down the hot kebabby for a hot kebab lads

>>68065429
Rally 'round the banner of your country
Take the field with brothers o'er the foam
On land or sea
Wherever you be
Keep your eye on Germany

2bh

>>68065488
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
Say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it now

>>68065525
>get home from work
>12:45
I certainly fucking hope not mate

> calling crisps "chips"

can't imagine going through life like this
absolutely subhuman

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the Scots built these things lads

>>68065553
shan't be reading this drivel

>>68065531
hot kebabby is a great name for it though

>>68065542
started at 4am mate

Might get a hot pizza for lunch lads

any man in

Just bought some raw chips from the cold chippy.

>>68065555
compare that scotch rubbish to the pyramids

>>68065575
>>68065579
creasing

>crisps
sounds bent

>>68065575
fucking hate you, I'm sat here chewing an out of date tiger baton with no butter or filling in it

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Make nurses CUTE again!

>>68065602
you mean an out of date cold tiger baton surely lad. won't understand what you're on about if you don't specify a temperature.

> coorr blimey mate giz a go on ya didgeridoo!

sounds bent

ned to figure out a viable way to live in spain lads

>coorr blimey
very bent

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>>68065613
wrong one

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bet you mongs ain't got a clue

can't even remember the last time I ate chips (not hot ones)

off to hot greggs for a hot load in my mouth lads

Finally decided to address the elephant in the room and asked my black friend if he was packing has bags to head back to Africa now that we're in Trump's America. He chuckled and smiled. Its really good to see African so excited to head home and help their brethren.

>>68065672
3 innit

>>68065672
>Reaganomics
Nah mate I'll pass

>sarnie
eugh

>>68065672
1 coz that's where the water's goin in

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I would kill every single one of you ITT with a fucking claw hammer for half a slice of piping hot Texas BBQ Dominos 'za

>mfw in America you actually have to ask specifically for "hot tea"

> barbecue pizzas
*clags you in the bin*

>>68065709
>bbq sauce on your hot pizza
disgusting

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the gf has received a letter

>spaces between the meme arrow and text
haha alri reddit

>>68065734
>>68065739
umm dominos is inedible without bbq sauce xx

>>68065053
Thailad is respected around here you mong. He's more Brit than most of us combined. Posh cunt living the dream out foreign. Doesn't even say lich king when he's biphasic.

> Thailad is respected around here you mong.

remember when shelbyville stole the lemon tree? fucking hell

how do you pronounce pasta?
parstah or pa-stah

>>68065758
He's an attention seeking runt

Always get a good laugh when one of his autistic little webms don't get many responses, you know he made it fully expecting 5-10+ (You)'s

>>68065757
*gets up close to you and whispers in your ear...*
ruuuuunnnnttttt

>>68065796
fuck off thailad is literally a lad

>>68065780
is that hot pasta or cold pasta lad?

Australian posters have just lost their hot slop privileges for a fortnight

>>68065768

Thailad? More like goodlad.

>>68065780
paz-tuh

>>68065748
Not your personal army faggot go troll them yourself

>>68065796
Thailad is one of the coolest kids on the block desu

>>68065858
>faggot
fuck off yank

>>68065796
yeh lol i fucken hate ATTENTIONFAGS

yiff in hell!

>>68065840
*starts limping towards you, clutching a cold metal bowl by my side*
*looks at the hot chips*
P-please sir, may I have some more?

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>>68065667
Trixie is the most CUTE!

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>>68065852
>>68065820
>>68065758
>mfw thailad upped his proxy game

the only people who 'respect' th**l*d are fellow nonces

there's definitely something fishy about him and his so called story, you're disgusting too if you defend the fucking wrongun

>>68065872
faggot

Thailand is the only reason there's any semblance of a /brit/ identity anymore.

>>68065880
maybe when she isn't drunk (which is never)

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What do you boys think of this new meme

>>68065894
>faggot
fuck off yank

dunking cold bread in my hot soup for lunch lads

hmmm lots of post stubs appearing
guess they're discussing the nonce again

>>68065938
you'll end up having a tepid tummy at this rate!

>>68065931
faggot

>>68065945
now now not everything's about you haha

*flicks your ear really hard*

>>68065929
cheap knockoff tbqh

>>68065886
uhm whatever happened to the principle: innocent until proven guilty? xx

might put a wash on

Why is /brit/ so unfunny now?

No laughs any more, just jobless gits affecting a funny personality that they've seen in their more successful friends.

>>68065992
rape apologist

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Got an absolute belter of a meme here.

>>68066020
it's always been like this though. less girls are posted now though and that's about the only difference

>>68066020
I am not a git

>>68065929
should add hecho en mexico to it

>phone up speculatively looking for work
>"and what university did you attend?"
>"university of york"
>"ahh nice, very impressive"

http://sketchtoy.com/67692220
Did a drawing lads, criticism welcome

>>68066020
i don't have successful friends

>>68066051
can't see any of this catching on iih

>>68066035
> england shaking hands with itself
fucking off

>>68066051
>ahh nice
idiot cretin

>ahh nice
shan't be reading

>tfw you are that weird guy at work

Not sure how I ended up in this position as I'm pretty normal around my friends

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What a weird year 2016 has been.

>/brit/

Ah yes, shall not be reading a single word of such tripe.

>>68066057
http://sketchtoy.com/67692222

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>>68066066
>>68066072
like moths to a flame

>>68066077
I'm the guy that never talks to anyone. Am I also the weird guy as well?

>>68066077
No one care about this.

>>68066093
like a runt in a hunt

>>68065886
The fishy bit was there were at least three Thailand Brits posting here at once and they didn't think to mention they might be unique posters.
There's only one who still posts here, maybe seems so. He likes his Nige shoops and thaipop.

>>68066057
oh fuck I should not have put vibration to 20
lads help I can't breathe

>>68066125
>>68066125
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>>68063844
I want to fug puffy British bender lads.

>>68066096

Yes this is basically me

>>68066057
http://sketchtoy.com/67692235