/brit/

imagine having fucked up teeth or an overbite/underbite and not getting it attended to as a kid

the fucking thought of being an adult with mangled teeth

business plan: ride out this brexit malarkey then move over to ireland if all goes tits up

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Mr Goldenstein said I can come in at 1 today because I worked overtime last night

still have to leave the house at 11 for my 2 hour commute

makes me miss being a NEET

Leave the taigs alone

Is britain a country? or is it an overcrowded open air prison?

https://www.change.org/p/bank-of-england-remove-tallow-from-bank-notes?recruiter=12006801&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink

Vegans BTFO

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Hmm

>>68061560
nah britain's an island mate

>>68061562
have you gone to the doctor yet anon? i'm worried about your mental health

Only blur song I know is PARKLIFE

>>68061566
bet she has hairy pits

>>68061556
free time doesn't mean anything if you have so much of it you stop appreciating it lad. wagey motto.

>>68061572
fair enough lad, basically i was born in england and have never really had any links to ireland, i just have citizenship in case i need it at any point. Absolutely no beef with Ireland at all, love the place, I just don't really consider myself Irish yaknow

>>68061596
nah they've got some covert tunes you'll recognise when you listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATWnH-yb6-o

What do you think about Trump in Britain? any thoughts?

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>>68061612
>3 day weekend coming up for me

>>68061618
Nonce

>>68061618
gonna be a bumpy ride for the world for the next 4 years, the lad is a buffoon, not overly fussed though

>>68061562
>I'm signing because the new five pound note feels completely wrong and could be easily lost because the feel isn't money in my hand.
Ah yes, vegans

>>68061618
what about it? he'll probably visit and that's it

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>working behind the bar
>workmate comes up to me, says there's this group of girls asking him to tell me to go over and talk to them
>finish serving customer and walk over
>this hot as fuck girl straight up asks me if i'm single
>chat for a bit, then tells me to put my number in her phone
>type in my number
>smiles and says she'll message me
>few hours later realise i gave her the wrong number

just fuck my shit up senpai

girls are rarely EVER that forward

h-hopefully she'll be there next week right

>>68061618
Probably going to be great for the UK.
Better than Hillary.

>>68061618
don't be so vulgar, and say pardon me

>>68061653
fuck off nonce

>>68061657
>having respectable leaders in the /current year/

>>68061669
will be a right laugh when scotland breaks off and we realise he actually only likes scotland

>>68061665
don't believe a word of this

>>68061653
Where are you off to madman?
Chill on a boat somewhere?
I mean, I imagine that's what I'd do.

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>>68061669
imagine having this shallow of an understanding of global politics

bet you go on /pol/ don't you lad

boat wanker loves his fucking boats

porn wanker loves his fucking porn

>>68061714
Good idea, it's unlikely someone will hear the childs screams all the way out in the open ocean

>>68061543
My right canine tooth is still a baby tooth since I think I refused to go to the dentist when I was 11 or w/e to get it out :(

Dentist says its fine you wouldnt notice it but I do

>ywn get charged up on booger sugar with the Blur boys

machine wanker loves his fucking machines

>>68061689
He loves are Nige. Parliament hates that but, we need to understand he's the most powerful man in the world.
We're not going to be at the back of Obamas trade queue anyway.

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>>68061721
>i'm smarter than you but i won't say why lol

>>68061714
Nah, nowhere special this time around. Going to a place called Hua Hin for new year. Need to get some new clothes, haircut, food shopping etc. so I'll square that away and enjoy the downtime.

very drunk lads

>>68061709
that's exactly what happened

i was handed a qt girl on a plate, and i hilariously fucked it up. story of my life

i think it's since i've grown my hair - ever since then i've had so much attention of girls. word of advice: if you have curly brown hair, then grow it out

certain types of girls love that shit

>>68061782
Good man.

>>68061749
i didn't lose my last baby tooth until i was 19 desu

>>68061774
the US has just scrapped TPP lad, their trade policy for the next 4 years at least will be about figuring out the terms of trade with asian partners and making bilateral deals on similar terms to the ones included in tpp
there isn't a queue, there are only resources and those resources are going to be used on larger and more strategically important trading partners

>>68061785
>certain types of girls love that shit
yeah, lesbians

>>68061804
Which one

you're just a bunch of wankers and runts, lads.

>>68061780
ah yes let me just write down every aspect of geopolitics to explain this situation to some runt that probably won't read it

got better things to do with my time

>>68061784
*fucks your pozhole*

mmmmmmmm

>>68061815
>>68061774
oh yeah also seeing as we've no idea whether we're leaving the eea/efta we don't know what our rules on trade are likely to be, so we can't get any trade deals done for the mo

>>68061818
>not wanting a lesbian gf

third eye status: beyond repair

>>68061815
There never was a queue. This was the bullshit we were told to remain compliant.

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You can tell he's hurting really

>>68061815
>tfw not intelligent enough to understand this post

>>68061820
i dont fucking know, i'm not a dentist

>>68061827
>got better things to do with my time
*starts laughing then crying*

>>68061827
economically speaking globalism is great

culturally speaking, not so much

>>68061818
nah it makes you stand out from the crowd, and look like you're a musician or have mixed ethnicity if you have dark features which gets some bitchez wet

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myself (pictured)

Will Bachelor's sue me if I drink my soup from a cup?

>>68061871
alri vinay

>>68061886
oh christ

making some pancakes haha xx

>>68061846
there never was a queue you're right, but the first bit is basically what obama meant by "back of the queue", there's more important trade relationships with more contentious issues that the us trade rep is going to be dealing with for the first trump administration at least

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>>68061897
Made pancakes last night

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MAYN STREEM MEADIER

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>>68061847

>>68061885
>it makes you look like a bellend who attracts coalburners
alright cool
*shaves my hair off*

VINAY BELUR
Specialist Orthodontics BDS MDS (Orthodontics), FDSRCS (eng), Statutory Exam
Vinay graduated in Dentistry with distinction in Orthodontics, Oral Surgery and Paedontics from Bangalore University, India, in 1993. He then embarked on a three year full time specialist training programme in Orthodontics in 1994, from Chennai, India and was awarded with a Masters degree in Orthodontics in 1997.
On relocation to the UK in 1997, he has spent several years in postgraduate education in Orthodontics and Oral & Maxillofacial surgery at the Royal London hospital in London and Charles Clifford hospital in Sheffield, where he has gained experience in every form of Orthodontic and Oral Surgery care.
At the end of his time was awarded a Fellowship from the Royal College of Surgeons, England.
Following completion of his specialist training, Vinay started to work in Orthodontic practices in Buckinghamshire and joined Dentalign full time in 2000. From 2004, he has seen the Marlow practice evolve from one afternoon session within a dental practice to a now full time digitalised specialist Orthodontic practice, in its own location in Marlow.
In his 10 years in Specialist Orthodontic practice, he has treated numerous adults and children with various degrees of severity. Vinay is registered on the Specialist list for Orthodontics and Oral Surgery with the General Dental Council. He is also a member of the British Orthodontic Society, American Association of Orthodontics and the British Lingual Orthodontic society.
Vinay's main clinical interests are in the treatment of children and adult patients and the use of the latest generation low force fixed appliance techniques in children/adults and Growth modification in children. He is also keen in inconspicuous treatments involving Invisalign and Incognito Lingual brace for adults, needing Orthognathic and Complex restorative treatments. In addition, he is actively involved in continuing education and clinical research.

>>68061910
I make pancakes at least twice a week
they're just delicious

>>68061839
>eea/efta
New agreements will be made. Trade will continue. In a hundred years it will be a barely memorable blip. Fucking doomsayers. Fuck off to /x/ lad. We are British not some Brussels puppet.

>>68061933
Shant

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saved this frog from that aussie's post last thread

>>68061901
Are you getting deported?
Sucks

>>68061956
me in the middle

>>68061933
abstain

>>68061956
me in the middle

>>68061939
They are pretty fucking good ngl

trying to hook up the old ps2 but i can't find the AV cord anywhere

want to look online to see if i can just buy a new cord but i'm afraid to incase it turns out i can't

>>68061933
I think I have been on /brit/ too long

>>68061983
don't know why yanks come here anyway desu

>>68061848
he's just saying trump's administration will be prioritizing trade deals with asia that don't include the UK

>>68061933
Dunno how he's surviving without Tim

>>68061962
nah i've got citizenship mate, thanks for the bennies :)

>>68061981
unlucky mate, PS2 nights are top

there's gonna be hell to pay, sunshine

>>68061943
dunno if you're trolling mate typed out a post in reply if you want to see it but gonna play safe for the moment

scorched-earth'd some cunt on /tv/ lads

>>68061981
i'll sell you one lad

>>68062001
let me use big words anon :(

>>68061999
it's better than /cum/ by a long ways

>want to get a strawberry ice block
>hmmm let's open the pink wrapper
>its caramel
Would end whoever came up with this without one moment of doubt

>>68062021
>>68062062
wait lads, i have a ps3 and just found out that the ps3 uses the same model of av cord

i'm gonna be playing the shit out of some jak 2 tonight

>>68062073
/cum/ would be better as /um/

>>68062073
>less yanks
>thread becomes better

hmmm

stripper from the weekend just started messaging me on facebook.. hmmm

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>>68061925

>>68062092
that was me

>>68062080
I used to love that game. You're a good lad

>>68062073
make /cum/ great again
I used to go there for based pics of North America
That town in Alaska at the foot of a fucking immense mountain. Astounding

I was out to get butter.

https://www.gov.uk/register-british-citizen/overview
if the American >>68061584 is still interested.

>>68062001
oh, thanks for translating. I wonder why American English is more understandable.. Probably because you don't use long difficult words and constructions.

I haven't really done speed for about a year and a half and I'm tempted to just bin my gigantic stash but I'm also somewhat emotionally attached to it.

>>68062137
It's because yanks don't really speak english either

>>68062135
as far as i can tell mate someone born in the usa to 2 us citizen parents who is over 18 has no way of claiming citizenship, i don't think they get automatic dual

>>68062080
Jak was a great game. Never did play that jak x shite though

who here proud /angelfolc/

>>68062146
Send it to me, I've never done speed.

>>68062156
Normalcy they do.

>>68062159
https://www.gov.uk/register-british-citizen/born-before-2006-british-father

>>68062168
i did and it fucked my memory card. wouldn't recommend it

>>68062168
Jak X was actually quite decent. Hard as nails though

It's 4 o'clock in the morning and I'm on /brit/

>>68062156
u wot m8!

any girls here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

this song is SHIT

punched the gf in the middle of the night and pretended it was just a random movement in my sleep while she sobbed quietly into the pillow for like 10 minutes

>>68062253
>tfw memorised the lyrics in year 7
Still know them too, wew

>>68062249
hello

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CNeDtZmpjU
I didn't know Peter lived in Russia.
Skip to near the end.

>>68062234
>2234It's 4 o'clock in the morning and I'm on /brit/
its only 2 am idiot

*mourns you*

>>68062267
Had a brief chuckle

>>68062180
ah ye ur right, as long as his rents kept brit citizenship he's fine

>bf sent me message
>too scared to read it, what if he's breaking up with me?

>>68062278
Shan't

would probably kill myself if my gf left me

>>68062306
im leaving you

t. girlfriend

>>68062291
Arite Sorry.

>>68062314
>>68062306
goodnight

want a bacon sandwich but going to have porridge cos it's good for you

so that's it?

>>68062273
post legs

terrible anxiety lately lads
Ex added me on snapchat and she's taking pics of herself with this gawky lad. Look completely mismatched.
She downgraded

>>68062335
he's got a bigger willy than you

t. ex

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Amazon is recommending this stuff to me, what on earth lads? What on EARTH

>>68062361
yank'd

>>68062361
Time to jump back across the boarder juan

>>68062332
will you wank on them?
i'm too shy to do this in public ._.

>>68062361
cuck

>>68062382
I'm not making any promises tbqh

>>68062361
With that new law they see you're frequent visitor to american website 4chan

>>68062373
what does this even mean

I hate this website

>>68062361
You're an American Harry

post butt

>>68062431
>butt
fuck off yank

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>>68062431

>>68062453
me on the right
having a look

My ears are very flappy lads

Reckon I'd be a proper 8/10 if I had normal ears

>>68062391
i think posting ur pics on this site makes you pathetic loner. i mean how can you be desperate enough to send your pics to the bunch of uknown persons instead of tinder or ockupid?

>>68062463
Alri gary lineker

I am howling

literally screeching at the top of my lungs

My life isn't turning out how it was supposed to lads.

>>68062453
Miss sumo on Channel 4
The wolf was the best. Good looking lad for a chink too.

the neighbor's screaming
callling the police

HOWLING (not actually though)

>>68062485
were you told you were very intelligent in primary school but then it turned out you were just average?

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Ohay gozaimaz'!!

>>68062473
Gary already is an 8.5/10 at least

>>68062469
cýкa блядь post legs

>>68062469
where in Russia are you from? Is it nice there

>>68062506
No, I made it through secondary school with the same, and then sixth form, went to a top uni full of oxbridge rejects, they all went on to get great jobs and I'm just flittering between jobs unable to get anything steady or good.

>>68062532
have you tried not being a sissy?

>>68062548
Not sure what that means lad.

Mum woke me up this morning and asked for a cup of tea just found out she's not even TOUCHED it yet AGAIN the absolute slag

>>68062561
have you perhaps tried fulfilling your role as a man, instead of acting like a woman?

Night lads

Don't think people outside of important cities (i.e. London, Belfast, Sydney, Melbourne etc.) should get votes 2bh. Not only are they a minority but changes in government affect them more than anyone

time for a well balanced breakfast

>>68062598
rasheed

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>>68062598
>starting with Londonistan

Ah yes the well known important cities of Belfast, Sydney and Melbourne

*pulls a knife out on you*

>>68062598
Ah fucked it, I meant they're a majority

>>68062589
Night la.

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when did this fall out of fashion

>>68062634
you should consider deleting this post

>>68062634
Just delete it mate, it's a terrible post anyway

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>>68062598
>important cities
>belfast

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>>68062646
About the same time this did.

>>68062646
was good
>>68062666
was cancer

>>68062614
don't post this here mate

>>68061543
Imagine drinking milk from a bag, like you've lived your entire life drinking it from a fucking plastic bag. Then you travel abroad and find out that literally every other nation drinks it from a carton and realose how superior the rest of the world is in comparison to you.

Can't even fathom waking up, looking outside and seeing a leaf on my flag then going downstairs to grab myself a bag of milk for breakfast.

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>>68062673

>Neuroticism is a higher-order personality trait in the study of psychology characterized by anxiety, fear, moodiness, worry, envy, frustration, jealousy, and loneliness.

>>68062531
moscow. nicer than the rest of Russia.
that will cost you 1000 euros :3

>>68062690
EFG was based af.

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>>68062673

>>68062659
It's the capital of NI, that's important enough

> based af

Imagine being such a gigantic cretin that you unironically say stuff like this.

>>68062564
your mum woke you up to ask you to make her a tea?

>>68062704
Psychology is such a joke of a field. Literally astrology-tier.

>>68062725
was too powerful, got out of hand.

>>68062729
yeah it's cringe af

>>68062713
I'll give you a firm handshake instead

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>>68062721
your scv is leaking la

>>68062728
that's like me telling you the capital of Tasmania is important

had a dream that girl was helping me find a gf that suits me

she said you have to work for it, and to make a plan since even palpatine and darth vader didn't just kill senselessly, they had to plan ahead
in the dream she said we could fuck as well if I made some progress by the end of the day

/gf17/ not so hopeless after all

>>68062746
sorry, we're starving in russia right now, I need smth more meaningful like currency.

>>68062688
A bag? Thought they had those cardboard cartons? Yanks and leafs actually drink milk from a bag? You're joking.

very nonce-heavy thread this morning lads. not a fan. not a fan at all.

>>68062749
*hides power level*

>>68062779
Only made worse by your entrance
fuck off

doing a poo

just had a poo that was like one big'un and a load of little'uns
they were all circling the big poo as if captivated by its obvious superiority, it reminded me of myself and you lot
I'm the biggest piece of shit in here

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look at this fucking cat lads

Gas, glass, and lass the aussies lads

>>68062807
did a post

>>68062819
deep

>>68062822
shan't

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>>68062822

>>68062790
fuck off lad i'm the best thing about this thread.

Honestly if I were someone else and I saw someone who looks exactly like me walk around, I'd probably throw something at that person. I look like such a twerp

>>68062778
Only Canadacucks drink from a bag, yanks have the cartons

>>68062878
bricked a shop window yday by accident for this very reason

*bears you children*

>>68062887
howling

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>>68062893

was brushing my teeth this morning, looked up and saw a massive twerp
lamped him one right in the fucking nose and he straight up shattered into a hundred pieces

>>68062857
Reflective retinas are demonic

>>68062924
Hmmm yes quite postmodern

>>68062936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc-qSHKR2dY&list=FL3gi6nKI-ZXOcTDzPpP6xkg&index=1

can you explain this video to me please?

was standing above a body of water today and I saw the most nonce-looking twerp stare back at me. Really pissed me off.

>>68062959
delet

>>68062878
nice post

edited a small lie into a major wikipedia article back in 2007 and it's still there. that's my contribution to this world

why can't old people use social media, lads?
mum tried to tag this photo she took with some ridiculous looking, mongy twerp and she's only gone and tagged me in it instead haha what is she like

>tfw will never find love because i didnt send that chain mail to 12 of my friends 10 years ago

mum died in her sleep last night lads
if only i'd replied to that post

>>68063043
I wish I was your mum

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>Ask bf what he wants for dinner
>I can make curry or go out and get bread if he wants burgers etc
>Tells me to go out he wants a burger
>40minute round trip to get bread at 9pm because I want him to be happy
>get back
>'I ordered pizza it should be here soon'
>when did you order
>'right as you left'

Why are men so inconsiderate /brit/?

Where's Tom?

>>68063076
not one word

>>68063017
Devilish

>>68063029
Post the pic lad

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>why can't old people use social media, lads?

>>68063076
shan't be casting my eyes on this drivel

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Lads.

>>68063170
How do I get a qt estonian gf

>>68063170
hey

Noncestralia

Post slags or your mum will die tonight in her sleep

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Ed Balls

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>>68063225

Got myself a r a r e f i n n i s h g f

>>68063155
how do you know its drivel if you didnt cast your eyes on it ahah

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>>68063225

>>68063239
hope he was in the options field too mate

Women don't know how happy they can make a man by just showing him shes attracted

Bloody hell lads, minus 5 this morning. Think we must be literally the coldest country in the world.

>>68063219
Canonceda

>>68063247
coz it's on the 'chon

ahahhaaha

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>>68063253

>>68063260
i just put ed balls into the options only and it posted that

*sneezes*

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>>68063130

It it my sad duty to inform you all that, I have not glanced at a single post in this thread.

Do not want to be wasting pixels on such balderdash.

gonna start calling canadians canaducks
my reasons are my own

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*does a think*

Why do they call them "black boxes" if they're orange

>>68063311
Used to be black innit haha

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>you will never fuck prime petunia

jdimsa

>>68063272
Go to bed m8, you're talking shit again.

business idea: frenchify words ending in -er by changing them to -re

main thing about blair's legacy that i don't actually like is the policing of language rather than message. people shouldn't be allowed to incite violence and shit but it doesn't matter if benedict cumberbund calls someone coloured when he means black in a speech about black actors

>>68063365
shit idea you wankre

>>68063365
le magnifique le
oui oui oui
*eats a handful of le snails*

Alri? No fuck off mate I wasn't talking to you you moist fucking bent prick, paedo, cunt. Alri fella? What the fuck's this gaybo doing here? Do you know him? Swear down you have some weird fuckin friends

>>68063365
bendre

>>68062819
Creasing on the train at this

Can't even imagine how I'd begin to explain if someone asked what I was looking at

>>68063393
Hopefully the snails are an appitizre

>>68063413
>>68063393
>>68063384
>>68063367
snap

Hipsters in the 80s?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SckD99B51IA

Shut th fuk up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Omfg!!!!!!! Fk off!!!!!! :@

*does the German dance*

>>68063435
explain this post immediately

Twerp central in here

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>yank action posts

>>68063311
is that your cat? it's a beautiful angel xx

>Tfw you can speak one of the dominant languages of the world

Wew lads, that was a stroke of luck eh

>>68063492
no it's a cat mate

>>68063495
Imagine speaking some meme language like Estonian or Finnish and being forced to learn a english

Dodged a bullet

london grammar is a really good band tbhwy

got back from the chippre

>>68063522
Chip shop

>>68063514
thank you for being honest with me

>>68063509
>or Finnish
That hurt

people in lancashire say chippy tea, lol what a bunch of spastics

>>68063523
le chipre shopre
*tips baguette*

I eat poooooooo poo poo poi poo poo poobpoo poooikookoikfucj willy ponbpionpoomppon lokooool ban me i the janitor and i suck fat willies. Janitit please ban request me
Maisies vagina
I am the janitor.
Epic trollfave XD
I really want to be permabanned janitor, please ban me before i start posting vocaroos of me screaming and crying in every thread for the next year
Willy smegma

quite proud of my google+ page lad, looks proper good

doing a do

doing the dew

>>68063523
chippotorium desu

>>68063523
Chippy cunt
Battred sausages and chips with gravy

doing a jew

reviewing a zoo

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today's the day!

having a look

contemplating my options

The name's Gim Mick

headshot i leave you traumatized

>>68063620
more like grim dick
get your grim dick out, grim dick

>>68063620
haha grim dick grim dick
let's see what it feels like, for bants

>>68063598
good luck with your my little pony harem in heaven lad

>>68063625
>traumatized
fuck off yank
show yourself out.

bit warm

Surely it's illegal to be doing building work when I wanna sleep at 11am?

wonder how many people on 4chan have actually committed suicide
surely at lease one person I've witnessed has actually gone through with it

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>>68063598
cya faggot

>>68063683
might've caused a death or two

>>68063683
I want to. Does that count?

Who's bender here?

>>68063691
I want to smash that faggots massive ugly nose in

>>68063683
reckon old grim dick's not far off biting the bullet

>>68063691
bruh look at this dude
nose looks like a concorde plane

>>68063683
>>68063691
>>68063696
>>68063703
snap

dont think i could kill myself because my last words would be shit

>>68063683
>wonder
Wondre

>>68063696
good lad
>>68063703
no

Meet me in town if you want a scrap

>>68063683
Many many of them. Just look at /balt/ I swear to god it had much more Lithuanians

>>68063683
maisiebro ended himself a few years back.
/b/ had loads years ago

*triggered*

t. article 50

>>68063742
bored of the triggered meme now

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have been known on occasion to type 2bh when in fact i am not being h at all

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>>68063733
was thinking more old /r9k/ and the like but I guess /int/ as well

wonder if the bolivANO from /lat/ actually did it

think the food van lady might have resented me for actually coming out to buy something, she was just sat in her nice warm van until I did
but then they didn't have any Dr Pepper so frankly she can suck my left one

>>68063755
good toknow

wish I had the guts to end it all

>>68063775
Why do you have a left and a right penis?

was sitting in my van all nice and cosy and this little runt came and asked me for a Dr Pepper. Had plenty, told him we had none.

Do you think /brit/ shares the same Aussies with /balt/?

tok now

>>68063792
Yes

fucking hell lads
almost 2017
gonna be a crazy year
frexit n that

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my favourite meme.

rate it

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>Dr. Pepper

>>68063768
well, we have newfag fresh blooded surplus each year. Straight outta school

>>68063782
ur welcome

just told article 50 there were only 2 genders lads

>>68063762
lol