> Mom, Dad; this is my new girlfriend.

>>68060130
"Tis better than a fucking leaf my son, we proud."

>>68060130
They thank the one true Catholic God that I'm not gay

stop lying son. we know you only fucks monitor lizard

I wouldn't tell them about my love with Anzu.

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> W-w-we're gonna move to Tokyo and make anime together.
> she's studying graphic design, and I'm a natural born storyteller.

My dad has a heart attack while beating the shit out of me.

>>68060130
>she

C'mon son we've known for awhile... also take that darned leaf off of yourself.

>>68060130
Honestly they would completely expect me to go for someone like her, and be happy that she is at least attractive.

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> And we'll settle down in her native Ankara where our children will learn Turkish and horseback-archery.

My friend married turkish girl. They're happy.

She's a western turk, a veterinarian and much better looking than anzu though.

>>68060277
"Right. Listen, son..."

>>68060150
kek

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>>68060317
> B-b-but my girlfriend always tells me about how based Atäturk saved Turkey, and Turks are Altaic steppe warriors and heirs to the Roman Empire. And Armenian genohoax never happened.

>>68060130
probably sign me up to a mental hospital tbqh

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Would you need to convert to Islam in order to marry Anzu?

>>68060130
>Not going to lie son I always thought you were gay, still, I'm not sure.

Huh, we thought you were gay.
So do you share clothes or?

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>>68061228
>>68061321
> She's a real girl! AGH!
> Being born Male doesn't make her a boy.

>>68061482
Oh shit shes male.
Better, didn't even notice.

>>68061482
I'm pretty sure she never had a penis to begin with

>>68060130
my parents are dead