/brit/

>>68059611
tell me about the cow

>>68059611
animal abuse delete this filth

what u guys munching on this morning

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>my army is bigger than yours

see your GP for an appointment with a specialist you mongs

seriously, go fuck yourselves. i'm so goddamn sick of all you faggots giving us shit all the time. hurr durr shart in the mart, you're fat, your president is actually retarded, your president is a nigger, your president is donald trump. just fuck off already and except that we're fucking on top here and all you other little shit holes like that literal fucking leaf canada, and those faggot english are actualy bottom dwelling trash that WE ALLOW to post here. i'm sick of reading all this garbage every goddamn day and then having to write out all these rants. are americans perfect? fuck no. we aren't that bright and sometimes we use the wrong your or maybe we try to look intelligent so we can actually fit in and we use a word irrefutably but its not a big deal. i come here all the time and i have to look high and low for a post that isn't shitting all over everything i love. i look in the /cum/ threads, i look in the /brit/ threads, i look to the ceiling, i even get down on the floor. but does anyone do the dinosaur? fuck no cuz its the american down there and hurr durr he probably has a gun.

fuck you all.

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ice girls

>>68059646
durries

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snake bottle
>>68059539
no way, the defence capabilities of a single battlegroup outstrip anything the Chinese could throw at them without massively crippling their own military capabilities in the process.

idk if you realize how superior the US navy alone is.

the only place where China can have an effect is with undersea warfare as they have a sizable submarine fleet.

its a similar case as with the USSR and the USA where the USA had massive naval superiority.

the Chinese could never defeat America in open war so they don't even try, there are other alternatives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC2ZY2loo74

GAS
THE
AUSSIES
lads

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>>68059658

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THAILAAAD

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Odd one this girl

>he thinks his military is powerful
>when he's been contracting out security and military work to private companies for aeons
the chinese government could literally shut down the vast majority of usaf comms

Howling at this stupid yank twat and the arse licking leaf who think a single carrier strike group which has around 70 planes - the yank SPECIFICALLY mentioned a single aircraft carrier - wouldn't be sunk by the entire Chinese airforce which is around 3000 planes

Don't use a smartphone and if you do use one don't get a data plan, use wifi only

Use Firefox as a browser and duckduckgo as a search engine.

Don't use tor, Signal, facebook, twitter, gmail, outlook and limit your number of phone calls. Write more letters.

Stop playing video games. Sell your television, monitor, console and buy a simple laptop. Learn enough electronics that you could take it apart and re assemble it. Every person should own and know how to use a multimeter.

Spend at least an hour every day reading. Go to the library or download books. Nobody cares about your book collection.

Use public transportation. A car is too expensive to maintain.

Write more. Even if it is just a list of things you need to do that day you should be writing every day.

Learn how to maintain your clothes. Sewing minor repairs will save you money. Wear wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.

Live with flat mates until you get a spouse or you can own property. Don't live in a place that you wouldn't feel comfortable cleaning daily.

>>68059675
they're all irish like you

>>68059665
you what

>>68059611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cXrEPNvRO8

>68059682
>no profile picture
hmmmmm
No, shan't be giving you the (You)

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>>68059681

>>68059667
Ahh yes a single carrier with under 100 planes would be better than the Chinese airforce with 3000 along with on shore bombardment

>>68059683
the US navy is adept at mobile electronic warfare and they can shut down land based defences with ease using their growlers in combination with the Lightning II

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>i added a bit because under real war circumstance they'd naturally reinforce themselves

>multiplied by 4.5

yanks being so pathetic rn just because they can't accept the fact mongolia was more powerful than they are in both terms of hard and soft power, fuckin clowns

>>68059688
i really dont want to use the internet anymore, but im in too deep now

>>68059687
>>68059716
the entire point of me linking the taiwan straight crisis was to show that china does not have an answer to a single carrier fleet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkV1C_T_tvQ

>>68059687
one carrier managed to secure the airspace over the falklands

numbers don't matter desu unless you expect the Chinese to waste hundreds of planes on one carrier and cripple themselves elsewhere.

>conventional warfare
hello 1980 haha

>>68059721
hahhahahahahahahaha

>>68059742
That was specifically a limited conflict

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>>68059716
[Trident intensifies]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5fOaBnlT2E

>>68059691
lad I've been through this a thousand times with amerisharts, "muh heritage" doesn't mean a thing in terms of who you are. Ethnicity and nationality are not the same thing.

>>68059727

No, BRITAIN, NO!! Don't fall for the trap!

>>68059710
What's on the agenda this eve

>>68059758
Would swat a Trident out of the sky if it ever tried launching near me

>>68059742
The Argentine military isn't comparable to the Chinese military lol...

>>68059736
Drooling mong

>>68059736
>>68059742

hahahahhahaha you utter idiot


you were embarassing yourself 15 posts ago

its been laughable for too long now

>>68059716
>the Chinese lose hundreds of planes to a single carrier before taking it out
SUCSESS!
>then the rest of the navy comes and wipes them out due to wasting hardware needlessly

>>68059772
Still the middle of the afternoon here senpai.

Should probably do some work

>>68059782
Hundreds of planes is worth taking out a carrier and its compliment though

>>68059782
Oh fuck off you stupid fucking cunt you two are so fucking delusional just admit that no America couldn't invade Russia and China at the same time and move on

Can't be arsed with you chatting right out your chocolate star

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>>68059778
>>68059779
this is our latest toy

it's stealthy, fast, quiet, carries 80 nukes, has railguns and lasers, and looks fucking sweet

This leaf is really doing his best to reinforce the whole "Canada is the yanks lapdog" stereotype, VERY funny

>>68059806
>our

having a choccy bickie

>>68059758
hippies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnTz09-nk9c

>>68059728
I'd be happy if I could just quit using the chon but this shit is like a drug

Doubly so since I don't have any friends which makes 4chan my "social interaction"

>>68059756
>>68059778
>>68059779
the Argentine had a larger force available, and where within range of their mainland forces
they still lost due to inferiority of tech and tactics.

the situation is entirely comparable uless you thickos honestly except the Chinese to commit to such a disastrous military action like trying to sink a carrier group with it's airforce (something US naval doctrine is more than capable of handling)

the ONLY chance the Chinese would have is with covert/submarine warfare, and they know this which is why they've invested so much into it.

>>68059806
one broadside from HMS Victory and it'd be in a million pieces mate

>>68059806
isn't that the one that they are now arguing about making the missiles for it seeing as they cost 800k each?

>>68059827
you're a fucking moron, you know that right?

really don't teach objective thought in yankschool do they?

hmm all things considered let's hope the usa and russia and china don't go to war

then we'd have to, along with most of europe, and somebody would probably start a nuclear war

2bh i reckon the next superpower war will end most of the human race

>be me
>girl is super infatuated with me throughout high school
>I always turn down her advances
>when she found out what university I was attending, she accepted an offer there too
>she also somehow finds out my class schedule and takes a couple classes with me
>she sits next to me in class even when I try to move to another section of the lecture hall
>even goes out of her way to show up outside my residence before I walk to our common classes
>she keeps inviting me to parties but I always decline
>time passes
>final month of undergrad
>finally go to party with her
>she challenges me to a drinking competition
>I get through half a 26 (she was dumping hers in a sink and drinking pure chase)
>I start to get pretty drunk
>she offers to walk me back to my place
>she invites herself in when I get there
>things happen, have sex with semi-erect dick
>don't realize the lack of condom at the time, think nothing of it
>regret it massively the next morning, but realize I won't ever be seeing her again (I was getting a job out west)
>that summer, I check her facebook
>she's pregnant
>she looks to be about halfway through pregnancy
>check relationship status
>her relationship status is single
>I go through her pictures/posts to see if she was seeing anyone else previously
>no sign
>convince myself that she was slutty enough with me that she probably just hooked up with another guy
>time passes
>she had the baby in the following January (aka 9 months since April, when we had sex)
>time passes
>the baby is now like 3 years old and still, nobody knows who the father is

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i played hearts of iron a couple times trust my opion im a military pro

really not a fan of this military role playing shit

go have your autistic arguments about missiles and aircraft carriers on /pol/ or /k/

>>68059791
no it isn't, it would leave massive gaps in their mainland defences allowing American bombers to penetrate far easier, it would force their remaining forces to stretch too far and they would crumble just like the Japanese did.

the Japanese also threw loads of manpower and hardware against far more primitive carriers and it cost them many battles and eventually the war.
>>68059804
you're a moron

>>68059827
Argentina didn't have a larger air force than China currently does you silly bellend, why just randomly make ridiculous stuff up

Stop pretending you have even the faintest whiff of a clue what you're on about when everything you say is a load of absolute bollocks

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>>68059806
It also broke down last week
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/expensive-destroyer-navy-history-breaks-43721763

>The most expensive destroyer ever built for the Navy suffered an engineering problem in the Panama Canal and had to be towed to port.

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>>68059832
the Zumwalt could simply points its railguns at the HMS Victory and it'd disintegrate :^)

>>68059863
shan't

can you post more british music like this thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5GjVvlmg3o

>>68059825
>Doubly so since I don't have any friends which makes 4chan my "social interaction"
you can be friend with me :)

>>68059863
shan't be reading this

>>68059857
can you think at all?

>>68059871
The Japanese were fighting in the middle of the ocean not having a single carrier go right up to their coastline

Absolute drooling fucking mong consider suicide

one final reminder

mongolia 1256 > USA 2016

in literally EVERY single aspect of comparison :)

>>68059825
I like you chap.

>>68059861
>2bh i reckon the next superpower war will end most of the human race
fingers crossed

>>68059884
>>68059825
Don't fall for it mate he's trying to toy with you like that girl who asked you out years ago so that she and all her friends could laugh at you

/pol/ has got to be the most runtish board

opinion: you literally couldn't overtake russia or china without absolutely glassing beijing and moscow and their air defences are too good to ever let that happen

>>68059873
>Stop pretending you have even the faintest whiff of a clue what you're on about when everything you say is a load of absolute bollocks

ahh, i see you're not familiar with the canadian then?

>>68059877
nuh uh

>>68059857
In 1993 China was planning on annexing Taiwan

The United States parked a single carrier in the Formosa Strait and that alone was enough to make the PRC back down

>>68059911
Ermm mate I heard a single carrier with 70 planes could take over both because of lasers and rail guns x

>>68059682
shes exposing her autism

its up to you whether you care

>>68059903
there was no internet in 1256

>>68059910
They're ridiculously easy to bait, you just have to say something that can construed to not be in line with everything they believe and you'll get 10 replies in 20 minutes

>>68059910
you clearly haven't seen /v/ or /tv/

>>68059882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY

>>68059905
Thanks lad

>>68059909
I appreciate the heads up

Will pay it forward

>>68059682
post the carmen chat again, forgot to save it

>>68059918
China's air force and general military today is larger and more up to date than 20+ years ago

bit frosty out

>>68059912
>canadian
That's a Chinalad.
Canucks are on our side brother

>>68059918
not wanting to outbreak a fullscale war with the US does not mean they couldn't sink a carrier fleet and especially doesn't mean you could conquer china you stupid runt

>>68059873
man.... of course they fucking don't, think for a second lad.
Argentina had a larger force than the British did in the Falkland area, a better equipped one at that, and they lost badly.
they lost because they simply did not have the ability to overcome the carrier's defences or outsmart British naval doctrine.

their only option was the Exocet missiles but those were eliminated as a threat due to their inability to take out the harriers.

the Chinese would face a similar scenario and could not prevail without completely unacceptable losses making the entire thing pointless.

if the Chinese COULD win they would invest into that strategy, but they can't so they don't.

idk why this is so hard to understand

>>68059948
kill yourself faggot

>>68059942
As is ours

We had a major scale down after the Soviet Union fell
We're literally paying people to get out of the military and giving away tons of hardware to pretty much any nation that said they wanted it

>>68059971
rude

if the marginal utility of current goods consumption is: [9/11](Qf/Qc)^(1/5)

and the marginal utility of future foods consumption is: [2/11](Qc/Qf)^(9/11)

what is the autarky price ratio?

>>68059954
the canadians in here are legit the gayest cunts on 4chan

>>68059996
Would literally suck your dick if you talked shit about gay people to me irl

>>68059996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
Correct.

I love China, it's the best country in the world

>>68059961
The difference in size was nowhere near comparable to the difference in size between the entire modern day Chinese air force and a single carrier group you absolute fucking weapon

stop trying to extrapolate from this because it's a fucking retarded comparison

Not only that but we sent two aircraft carriers PLUS more planes on merchant Navy vessels

Look at the total British naval deployment in the Falklands war and its much larger than a single carrier group

>>68059988
forget how autistic academic economics is
it's like the entire field forgot they were dealing with humans at some point during the 70s

>>68060015
zhao

What people do not realize is how much the Chinese people hate their government

China averages 7000 (SEVEN THOUSAND) large scale riots PER MONTH but the state of course suppresses this information

China is only able to exert control over their people because they don't have to devote attention to outside threats

The whole idea of America going to war with China is quite silly anyhow as our relationship makes a lot of money for people in both nations

Runt tier thread

>>68060015
t. Xiaoping Robinson

>>68059988
>>68060024
but in all seriousness i'm actually shit at maths and have no idea. I just LOVE to hate on economics

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sweating like thailad in a nursey full of deaf, blind, and dumb children.

>>68060044
>China averages 7000 (SEVEN THOUSAND) large scale riots PER MONTH but the state of course suppresses this information

Proofs

>>68060024
everyone itt bangs on about how they are an economic major but the one time i ask a question i get no responses

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http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-11-30/protesters-disrupt-question-time/8079674
Ah yes, the left

Watch the video, it's great

>>68060073
Economics is one step below meteorology and one step above tarot card reading

>>68060044
I require evidence of this claim

>>68060079
Where are you lad?

>>68060014
You think that's an insult tune? Straya stands up and beats their breast when that plays.
I do to.

>>68060085
so cringe

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you're all forgetting about our secret weapon

we have satellite arrays that shout SJW rhetoric into the upper atmosphere that will create epic storms that cry liberal tears down on our enemies

>>68060088
that guys forearm is as thick as her chest

>>68060018
no its entirely comparable and what other comparison could be more apt?

Britain sent a single carrier group to defeat its island interests just off the Argentine coast (but hundreds of miles away from easy resupply)

they had the tech and skill advantage but were outmanned, out-supplied, and outgunned.
they won even despite Argie land based defences and initial air superiority because all those planes could not put a dent in the Carrier's defences.

America sending a carrier group hundreds of miles away to an island off the coast of a technologically inferior but numerically superior enemy is not at all comparable apparently.

lets also forget that they would have resupply from the ROC as well as Japan and other local allies while the UK did not.

China can easily defeat the US and of course the USN will turn tail and run after loosing one carrier at the cost of hundreds of aircraft, that's why China has attempted invasion so many times and puts tons of investment in preparation for that right??

moron

>>68060091
doxxable information m8

>>68060084
>>68060090
http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2012/01/how-china-stays-stable-despite-500-protests-every-day/250940/

>>68060121
Shan't be reading one word

>>68060097
shan't be reading this post

>>68059646
Willy

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mongolia

>>68060079
You don't have aircon?

>>68060088
lol the video

>>68060121
>falkiand islands 500 miles from mainland has the same shoreline defensive capabilities as mainland china

no one can take you seriously. Its amazing that you can't see how stupid you are

>>68060085
i've never said i do economics to be h
but the answer to that equation is (data insufficient)

>>68060079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E
dat Blue Heeler tho

>>68060162
>>68060183

>>68060162
i do but it ran out of fluid

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>>68060232
>fluid

threds ded

>>68060181
in this case the UK also had a harder time to resupply than the US ever would, and the Falklands had no defence capabilities of their own while the ROC has plenty.

don't be stupid, again if china could take out a carrier group they wouldn't pursue less violent ways to influence and subvert US interests.

what do you expect the Chinese to do, kamikaze the carriers?

>>68060252
Good I'm tired of these autists arguing about boats and planes

>>68060248
refrigerant

hit my toe on the curb today

Largest air force in the world: US Air Force

Second largest air force in the world: US Navy

>>68060293
good, hope it hurt

>>68060044
Chinese people love China m8, they see those that move to Aus and Canada as traitors

and that's cityfolk, rural peasants are even more devotedly patriotic

going to have to write a script for transferring music from my pc to my phone

>>68060271
Agree with this 2bh

>>68060295
Largest homicide rate in the world: USA
Largest non-white population within a first-world country: USA

>>68060308
>rural peasants
not a fan of this term

t. rural peasant

>>68060271
*sinks your carrier fleet*
hah how u like me now yankee piggu

doing a music lads

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>tfw 9/10 qt pie in the grade above thought you were cute but you were too autistic to smash and now she has a long term boyfriend

>>68060274
I've never had to worry about anything like that in 4 years. It just werkz.

>>68060085
ah yes, let me just whip out the ol calculator and solve high-school grade maths on an evening browsing /brit/

>>68060333
how would you even go about it lad? economics seems so made up to me i don't get it lol

>>68060311
why?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhEHB0a7Uyg
if this aint country ill kick your ass

>>68060333
seems like you don't know what you're even talking about

>>68060308
Did you ever think maybe that's because if you don't express anything but undying love for the Chinese state you and your entire extended family end up in a forced labour camp?

>>68060308
they love China but they don't like the government doing what it does.
don't think they like Western democracy either though

>>68060350
well currently the system i have going is a ball ache

have to drag and drop each individual song from each folder (each artist has a separate folder)

i want it so that i can plug my phone in and press a button and it will do all that shit for me

Hi lads.

Just wanna point out that the Russian military could LITERALLY vaporise your island.

>>68060354
I mean sure okay.
This is better lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3zSp_uhjcI

I'm gay myself but need to work on my bigotry towards (((open relationships))), otherwise I'm just as bad as homophobes. Why should I care if they're not hurting anyone. x

>>68060402
as we could yours mate, nukes don't mean shit :)

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Christ lads the rolling stones were a right bunch of ugly mongs

>>68060402
not with HMS Victory patrolling the seas lad

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>>68060121
retarded to even consider your proposal that argentina can be compared with China but don't forget that the falklands are actually quite far from Argentina, not to mention even further from their populated areas/ military bases.
Sure not the same distance from the UK but enough to delay serious deployment, and their ultimate capitulation was due to it being such a trivial dispute with such an important global power

>>68060349
That's because it is made up

It lacks falsifiability and its mathematical models fail all the time and when they do economists are quick to yell "statistical anomaly! we're actually all good xD" and continue on with their pseudoscience

>>68060417
i perceive open relationships as unhealthy

not sure if anything can change this view

i'm surprised the US gov't only spends 3.3% of its GDP on military. i figured it'd be like 10x that

australians should be gassed ffs can't name a single aussie of note other than crocodile dundie and steve irwin

wait arent they same person lmao

>>68060416
>willie nelson
Im going to puke

>>68060440
hmmm i think it's based on demonstrably false assumptions about human behaviour but i don't think it's worthless

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>A FUCKING RAMP

This rust bucket is literally the pride of the Russian navy lmao

>>68060466
Puke away cunt. That's a classic song.

>>68060121
Christ you're a dumb fucking nigger

Argentina did have more planes but not many more

The difference between a carrier group and the entire chinese navy is under 100 planes vs 3000

The disparity in numbers is so large it's idiotic to try and extrapolate anything from this

>>68060397
raises more questions than it answers but I'm sure they're perfectly reasonable circumstances so.. alri then

>>68060433
and its equally retarded to think Britain compares with the USA or that America would not be far more capable of enforcing the rights of Taiwan.

I still don;t see how you think china would be able to overtake a carrier battle group, and no shear numbers would not cut it.

>>68060469
One thing that economics gets right is that humans are fundamentally self interested and competition is the best way to channel that into innovation

Also profit motive

>>68060477
actually a good idea

stops the planes falling into the sea

>>68060465
fuck u buddy forgetting chopper

>>68060451
They seem a bit odd but it's their lives.
Not for me, I get really jealous at the slightest thing.

>>68060489
so why hasn't china called Americas bluff then eh?
why doesn't china just nuke America and fly all 3000 planes into every carrier and defence platform in the strait?
why don't the Chinese just fly their submarines to mordor?

@68060459
Not a word shall be read.
FOY.

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>all these Chinese sympathizers ITT
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1479794393212.webm

>>68060532
because if they call their bluff they'll be a nuclear war you stupid FUCKING retard

How about you spent 5 seconds thinking about your comments before you write this drivel

The whole point was this was without nukes for fucks sake you stupid fucking retard

making a post

>>68060499
thats cutting a fairly broad stroke through economic theory lad, all of those assumptions are fully open for debate

>>68060477

Don't need a navy when your country is so large that it is basically a land border or stone's throw from every world power.

Let alone the fact that hax and propaganda are the coolest new war memes - not a floating iron box full of seamen.

>>68060377
no because I've lived in China for a long time before (as an expat not a zhang) and your average person doesn't have anything to do with political/ ideological suppression. Similar to how the majority of Americans won't experience the mass deportations that trump will (supposedly) carry out and will actually support them. of course a country of 1.3 billion is going to experience a lot of recorded protests but don't think that represents the mainstream, it's like solely focusing on sjw student protests in America

only protests I can recall off the top of my head was anti-jap ones after they did something and local workers protesting that a construction company didn't pay them

Reminder that is statistically likely every Canadian you respond to is Chinese or some other east asian

Proceed accordingly, my recommendation is to ignore their posts outright and go about your business as though they hadn't posted

>>68060492
>raises more questions than it answers
hmmmm

>torrent music and save it to my HD
>transfer files manually to my phone via USB every month or so
>this is mildly annoying because it takes me a while to figure out what i have and haven't previously copied over
>want to automate this process

>i'm sure they're perfectly reasonable circumstances
im not desu this way feels so archaic

feel like im missing some simple system that normies must use(excluding streaming services)

>>68060569
Fuck off back to /cum/ you yank arse licking moosenigger

>>68060577
literally this
why would russia need to go to war with the US when it can just install a friendly president

>>68060515
yeh i have no problem with people doing that ofc but if a guy says to me "im in an open relationship" my immediate thought is going to be "KEK"

Cold out

>>68060532
>>68060571
right lads end this. It's tiresome. China and every other cunt won't ever enter a conventional war. Economic war is how it's done today. China owns Africa for resources. China wins.

>>68060586
the same can be said about australians

jeremiah was a bullfrog

>>68060571
if you think nukes are the only reason then you're being an idiot.

again China is completely outmatched by US conventional forces. number of planes doesn't matter, ground based defenses don't matter.
unless they achieved a first strike and incapacitated US and allied forces in the region somehow they would not succeed.

without nukes China would lose
with nukes both of them would lose.

>>68060594
Probably worth considering some kind of cloud folder shared with your phone or something.

Ireland became independent so they can import Nigerians?

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>>68060586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YixAD9GIAuY

Correct.

Desperate for a bf lads

We can all agree that the Chinese are a great bunch of lads and have done with it.

jill stein raised $7mil for a recount in three states and none of the states are allowing it kek

>>68060349
as he hasn't defined what Qf and Qc are you can't really solve it unless you're in the middle of his shit-tier degree and the professor gives a definition

autarky is just the sustainable economic rate, so the rate where prices with match demand

remember lads
no russian(s)

>>68060674
Bit gay

>>68060639
this is what I'm saying, they can never win a conventional war, so they use other options.

China controls a large portion of the US debt, they never need to go to war. they can strangle the US economy on a whim atm.

they have even pulled back from their hard stance on Taiwan since the 90s because invasion is not necessary or desirable.

>>68060659
yeah commies were behind it

>my army could beat up your army

Give your heads a collective wobble you absolute gimps

>>68060675
ruski what does pyoxyn mean?

>>68060679
gd

>>68060675
i like china(i like everyone) but it's annoying when people pretend the US isn't the domineering force on the planet. it's given us global trade and an era of peace. as trump said, "peace through strength"

>>68060652
il have a look round

don't want to pay anything though :3

Generals are terrible. There is never actual discussion of the subjects they are originally intended to make possible. They occupy space in the catalog. There's always circlejerking, roleplaying, that kind of thing you don't expect from 4chan users.

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>>68060674
Have one.

>>68060579
Literally none of this debunks what I said
The Chinese government has propagated a zeitgeist of fear over its people

Remember Tienamen Square?

That's how they treat dissent

>>68060685
i think q just means quantitycurrent or quantity future
but you're right it seems to rely on information outside what he's given

Haha lads I don't even dream of sex anymore I just dream of masturbating if I haven't in a few days what am I like! Even my subconcious knows I'm never gonna get any haha

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WOW this got me thinking ladss

benzos have really got a hold on me lads

need to kick this habit badly

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this is an ugly tank

>>68060724
Google Drive gives you 15GB
>for free

>>68060675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17KkX0lpHOo

How do I be a russian

>>68060720
the us is not the sole decider of the world anymore mate
trump won't change that, we're in a long term transition back towards bipolarity

lads every SINGLE day i come here my opinion or leafs is lowered

EVERY SINGLE DAY i leave thinking they cannot top themselves and make me think any less of them yet EVERY TIME i come here they manage it all over again


truly a marvel

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china will grow larger

>>68060731
dont care

>>68060694
China may own the states but remember, without American consumers China would fall flat. China needs the states to prosper. China thrives because of America. Debt is meaningless.

>>68060712

Are you trying to transliterate or mimic kyrillic here?

Hello first time posting here how can I upvote my own posts?

>>68060777
shoouldn't have made me LOL but it did!

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>>68060766

guess what i'm thinking lads

>>68060794
need a bf?

>>68060776
trying to romanise cryllic, they said it means "we love russia" but it didn't seem like that from the context

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this is a good looking tank

>>68060794

Something about aircraft carriers?

>>68060794
don't care

*blocks you*

tank wanker loves his fucking wank

>>68060775
and without chinese manufacturing the us would fall flat lad
it's called "complex interdependence"

>>68060789
why did you all decide to become such shitheads?

a year or two ago you were just another background country but now you are just all outstanding cunts down to a man

and not get proud of this because its not in an endearing way like australia, just proper dislike canada now, even like the yanks like 20x more than you faggots

Get lost.

>>68060496
>Argentina/ UK contrast is comparable to China/US

Argentina is a fucking joke, sure the US is much more powerful than the UK but iirc Argentina at the time was a military dictatorship on the brink of collapse that invaded the falklands in the hope that it would whip up some patriotic fevour/ legitimacy for their dying government. They didn't want to get caught up in some war with a superpower that was probably comparatively more powerful than now, they based that move on the assumption the UK wouldn't bother to defend some shitty antarctic rocks, and they might have been right if there wasn't a wild-card thatcher in power.

not really comparable to the China of today, no matter how much you chinkadians love to shit on the motherland today

>>68060794
Muh HDI?

>>68060839
i'm already lost anon
i wouldn't be here if i knew where i was going

>>68060842
hahaha quite a good post

*appears offline*
*appears online*

*waits for someone to click the little notification box and chat me up*

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>>68060835

>>68060815
Hope that's not shooting depleted mythic keys

started to love canada more and more recently
only wish they would ALL be unironically liberal and stand up for trudeau, then they'd be top lads, the rorkes amongst you let you down

>>68060862
*sends nudge*

the truth is i was never thinking of anything in the first place. i merely wanted to see what your subconsciousness would project.

>>68060841
idk where you get the idea that I love China when I say they could never defeat the US forces barring extraordinary changes in the future.

people think this is red orchestra or something and the Chinese will swarm US ships like they did with the tanks in Korea.

there is no power on earth that can defeat a supercarrier battle group right now atm
even nukes are no guarantee since they operate with nuclear warfare in mind.

>>68060898
who do you fancy in our class x

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Ahh hmm

>>68060902
chinas stealth submarines would absolutely dominate the us navy lad
they literally embarrassed the fuck out of them popping up in the middle of the boat boys like that

>>68060915
lol u say 1st

mornin'

Had an absolutely mad dream and the bloody alarm rang just when it was getting interesting

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>>68060902

>>68060932
i asked first aha :P

the irish have awoken

>>68060815
can't imagine a scenario where a land war would be necessary but if it happened we'd equip these babies with rail guns

>>68060916

really fires up the ol' neurons.

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THICC.

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good night everyone

>>68060916
is he actually thinking of becoming religious or is he just an annoying fedora

she tells him ooh, love
nobody's ever gonna hurt you, love

can't stand rorke twats

what do you gain from being a hateful prick?

the fact that trudeau saying something about being a feminist or advocating for gay rights triggers you, is a clear red flag

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>>68060956

>>68060975
It's like 8pm lmao.

>>68060948
u! XD
*appears offline*

>>68060975
Bit early

Personally I would say Christmassy, not Christmasy.

Over 50% of UK papers sold are controlled by 2 billionaires

>>68061016
Yes, we're all on reddit, we know.

so glad i got a white ps4, not a racial thing but the white pad is just 10x nicer

>>68060998
oh...

*blocks you*

Christmas is all one big gimmick

People with their third eye wide open either do not celebrate it or go to church and that's it

>>68060916
Palestinian Semites are the nearest we have to Jesus, genetically.
Central Europeans are Semites now.

>>68060735
>Literally none of this debunks what I said
yes if you could think abstractly like a non-autistic person you could see that I'm arguing a minority of people are afraid of the Chinese government the way you're prattling on about. Sure there are bbc/ other newspaper reports that will interview a select few people who say how bad it is but there are also many Americans who could talk about the fear of living in a country with such open gun laws, under such a racyss president and other meaningless aspects

Of course China has employed those tactics in the past (Tiananmen was right at the beginning of China's opening to the world) but they've mostly moved beyond that and it's mainly vulnerable people and minorities who are anti-government, which is true for all governments across the world

Not to say that there are a lot of Chinese people who dislike the government compared to America, there is still religious persecution and media/ political suppression but your average ignorant Chinese normie is proud of the way their country has advanced in the past few decades, they're similar to Russians how they believe being anti-Chinese is a western conspiracy

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>>68061016
>one of those billionaires is Australian
In it for the long run. Soon our master plan will be unveiled.

>>68061049
Shall not

>>68061005
I would say festive

>>68061049
Not a word

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>>68061042
man u sure are onto something

>>68061016
ah yes... an oligopoly on information
very good

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Bf sent me this.

>>68061042
seen a lad on reddit who had his pineal gland cut out

imagine literally having your 3rd eye access hub removed; may as well be an insect

>>68061079
>overly hairy thighs
hmmmmm
no

ah yes, oligopoly, of course
*surreptitiously opens google*

>>68061036
white processing power

>>68060835
tbf there's one canadian who actively baits, seems to want to shit up /brit/

>>68061079
bender

>>68061093
i got one of the newer ones with the updated hardware so gtfo

its almost cool to use reddit now

Gimmick idea: Pretend the Harrier Jump Jet is, or ever was, a useful military weapon.

>>68061085
what the fuck do you have against insects, la?

>>68061029
>we're all on reddit
we're not

business plan: put railguns on everything

>>68060902
>idk where you get the idea that I love China when I say they could never defeat the US forces barring extraordinary changes in the future.
I said love to shit on not love China, i'm suggesting you're one of the FOB Chinese who like to disassociate anything to do with their heritage

>>68061092
"oligo" can be used for "some" where "mono" means "one"

e.g. rule by one - monarchy, rule by a few - oligarchy
market ownership by one - monopoly, market ownership by a few - oligopoly

>>68061029
you have to go back

having a game of oligopoly

how long do you reckon it took to write the torah, bible, and quran?

Buzzing my cock

>>68061152
piss your pants thairunt reddit is for rorkes and 4chan is for rasheeds now

>>68061117
they have literally zero manners

at least a lion will rip your throat out before eating you, an insect will just start on your eyes and face

also fuck you

>>68061166
>piss your pants
haha im nicking this insult

imagine being 27 years old and still having the mindset that you can only either exclusively use reddit or 4chan

the fucking thought of it

Might buy a cheeky spicy chicken fillet roll

THE QUESTION I pose to /brit/ is what three toppings should I get? Stuffing? Tomatoes? Potato salad? Egg mayonaise?

>>68061111
It was cool looking. People were afraid of Migs too.

>>68061182
it's all yours my friend :)

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>british "men"

business idea: start an oligopoly

>>68061166
:/
>>68061186
Back

>>68061190
Potato, make the most of it while you can

>>68061190
>Potato salad

fudge off yank

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what're the chances of these actually happening

and what if it does? will free movement still exist? will a new, more democratic, EU form?

>>68061209
>""man"" on the right chosen by ""people""
>man on the left chosen by God

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>fuck did you just say to me?

how do you respond?

>>68061237
need you out of business sunshine

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>>68061237
pfft

>>68061217
dibs on the top hat

>>68060794
you're incredibly lonely and depressed but you're too cowardly to end your pitiful life and it infuriates you?

>we want a less bureaucratic EU
>we want more bureaucracy around immigration which specifically hurts small specialised businesses
nice, brexiteers, nice

>>68061220
>>68061219
Pair of atrocious posts

>>68061261
pack your bags rasheed