emily edition
first for get well soon ye
i saved this gimmick from the other day
alri lads give me decent videos to watch, i cant eat unless im watching something (autism)
Burn the leaf
fuck capitalism
excellent edition XDDDD emily is so f*cking hot dude xddd!!!
y'all niggers can't even accurately describe why a quasar emits so much light
post rare quality vids with less then 1000 views
they CANNOT be reuploads
i'll start with a cracker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVObzFklkXc
>>68056329
>>68056323
>>68056320
yanks out
ESPECIALLY THIS ONE>>68056329
>I'm a welder
In other words I'm a fucking retarded grunt who is too stupid for higher education.
Let me guess
>I'm actually really smart, I just don't like school. Never did the home work but aced the tests
>>68056323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO-hUpcFk9Q
>>68056323
not autism it's cos you'll feel lonely as fuck eating with not background noise
>>68056352
*no
>>68056339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gQgYbeSlxQ
>>68056341
my grandpa was a welder and he had a pretty comfy life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5X_5v08xCk
this lad also uploads 3 hour long vids talking about alien conspiracies
>>68056345
shant
>>68056352
fairly certain its autism
how do we solve the canadian problem
>my grandpa was a welder and he had a pretty comfy life
Sleep listening to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7CmBN741Vw
Awaiting a message on my phone, any message
>>68056341
bit insecure there lad. I know I am not bright but I am handy and make a good salary for a tradesman
and that's it?
>>68056400
goodnight
>>68056400
the only thing that's it are those digits
Typical American attitude of looking down on any trade that isn't accessed via uni
>why yes, I do post on /brit/
>>68056401
goodnight.
>>68056408
desu I should have gone into a trade instead of wasting my time and money in Uni
I learn more on my own anyways
Blaze it
>>68056326
>ywn fight in the black army
Feels bad man
listening to phil ochs
>>68056339
not under 1000 but close enough and criminally underrated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts8yRIZUX_Y
wake the fuck up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYdMH1uKJLQ
is james, dare i say it, /our guy/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xhfJRdwHnU
Sargon and molyneux are nothing alike, wish you cunts would stop lumping Sargon in with that fake accent pseudo intelligent bellend
think i just post on here to avoid doing real work
getting my daily dose of molyneux and sargon lads
>>68056341
Reckon I would be happier if If done an apprenticeship but I'm already in 3rd year so may as well ride it out
>I learn more on my own anyways
>>68056465
me too
not that I have much real work
but I don't really have the will to even play videogames much anymore.
getting my daily dose of suicidal thoughts lads haha
>>68056442
>2,511 views
discarded
sorry pal
you knew the rules
>>68056475
>leafora
>tactile-kinesthetic
>>68056475
aha good one la
use this next time.
>Sister left her dirty socks in the laundry basket again
getting my daily dose of cultural marxist propaganda
expected to be long dead by now
now i'm just drifting, waiting
legumes calle
need a gf BALDY
taking a thulean perspective
>>68056445
Best top gear presenter. If you think otherwise then fight me runts
i can't think of anything to post along with this image haha
>>68056505
ah bit of the ol' beeb news eh
is there anything more depressing than waking up from a dream of having a gf?
>>68056523
magnificent post
>>68056529
waking up from a sex dream with the fantasy gf just as you're about to cum
>>68056529
swiping an ex you're not over on tinder and not matching
getting my daily dose of commie slags on twitter
Learn more on my own than I do in lectures but learned more in lessons at school than I do on my own desu
Doing a poo
might eat that yorkie now
>>68056545
aha i still think about her after all this time ahahaha
>>68056529
I recently had a dream that my best friend who killed himself had somehow survived his attempt. Took me a few minutes after waking up to remember he was still dead.
oh you new york girls
can't you dance the polka
>>68056583
i already ate it lad, my bad
>>68056586
hahaha yeah i still think about her and haven't had a proper relationship with a girl since (3 years)
hahaha
sara is flirting with her bf on twitter
s-stop
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpdSGbBESH4
Imagine unironically watching hours of molyneux a week thinking youre becoming an expert in philosophy LOL
>>68056607
hahahahahahaha lets do a quick suicide pact hahaha that would be choice la
http://i.imgur.com/nu3U0vN.gifv
rekon there were actually ppl like this in the old west?
every minute I stay in the thread I get a little weaker
and every minute Aussie shitposts in the bush he gets stronger
>>68056607
Been 8 years for me
>>68056629
can I join lads
>>68056615
Always find it funny when people say British English when most of the time they mean English English but are scared saying that gives it its realistic authority and undermines theirs point
>>68056632
that accuracy is pretty nuts
>>68056648
not a word
>>68056648
all lebanese people should be killed
>>68056615
Canadian English accepts both the use of ise and ize
Chicken noodle soup and the central nervous system have the same initials... wtf obama??
>>68056650
In the US "English" on its own usually means the language so "English English" would seem a bit reduplicative. Then again, even if the English had some authority on the language, the Americans wouldn't obey it any more than they've obeyed British authority since 1776.
Also the Welsh and Scots aren't that better tbqh.
>>68056669
canadian english isn't a thing
relos calle
internet gf has given me a boner
>>68056669
ize is more common, don't lie now
ise is obviously accepted here along with any other british spelling
choon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhZkB_CpxnY
>>68056545
had it worse. she matched me and I thought maybe she was looking to get back and keep talking with me
then she removed me two hours later and said she just wanted to see if Id still actually try and match her haha
>>68056594
wow yeah thats worse
>>68056697
where do I get an internet gf
>>68056698
>let me tell you about your country
ah yes, the americans are at it again
>>68056690
are you about to start ranting about a tea party
just because 300 million people are all wrong together doesn't make you any less wrong lmao
>>68056715
interpals
>>68056715
internet
>>68056691
collins and oxford disagree
>>68056698
british spelling is not accepted in america what are you on about
http://thetweethereafter.com/
>>68056715
netpals
>>68056725
I tried but it never went past normal conversation. I must be autistic.
>>68056667
rude
>>68056715
not worth la
internet girls are bad news
>>68056725
im worried that if i meet someone on there they'll ask for a facebook/instagram, and then they'll find out i dont have one of those because i dont have any friends, which is why im on interpals to begin with
doing an 8 hour drive to visit a mate.
will it be awful? Never drove that far.
4 alone, 4 with a mate.
>>68056718
>you don't know anything about a country unless you live there
really gets the ol' noggin juices going
look at any canadian website or magazine and tell me which one is used more
>>68056690
>English people have nothing to do with English!!!
Objectively wrong, if you don't like it to create your own language called American
>>68056738
bit grim
>>68056754
Just fly you pussy
>>68056747
get them off interpals asap
skype, whats app, anything. that's the trick.
then conversation can flow
>>68056733
at universities of course it is, with all the international students it would be mad to not accept it
>>68056690
>Then again, even if the English had some authority on the language
lol
The French gave you a republic. Why are you not speaking French?
>>68056753
my internet gf from there didnt care that i didnt have any
it's all in your head lad
she did make me get an fb to put us in a relationship on there though
could someone tell me who Mr. Allen is?
shithead leafs at it again
>>68056772
friend wouldnt be able to come if I flew. I'm picking him up
>>68056754
Just get something good to listen to, like a radio show
>>68056804
why do you need to know?
just give the camera back.
>>68056781
>at universities
>>68056798
thanks m8, wheres she from then?
morning lads
>>68056822
dont try and degrade me sir
>>68056841
Afternoon lad
>>68056841
morning
just want to go to bed and not do this essay :'(
>>68056841
evening lad
>>68056834
extremely paranoid but she's from a first world asian country
>>68056788
What's more, why don't you respect your constitutional republic rebel Brits gave you?
The founding fathers were astute lads.
>>68056841
morning mate
tea or coff- ah you've already got one
thanks for the offer, prick
>>68056813
Have 4 hours of music planned out, and have 4 hours of podcasts planned out.
Also have adderall
just got rejected for a job I thought I was a lock for
and so the neet life continues
might have a cheeky cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIaXhCiwEtE
ti un
Would end any of you and sleep without issue that very night
who /broke up with only gf over something stupid years ago and has yet to get another gf/ here?
Watching are tezza
https://youtu.be/sV4nGyqrcVM
crate day soon
can't wait for the normies to drink themselves to death >:)
>tfw UK
>tfw no adderall
>tfw only ritalin
fucking pointless having adhd in this country
someone give me a bit of encouragement to kill myself
>>68056841
afternoon
>>68056889
i got a job. its shit i have stand around folding clothes for 8 hours
my feet kill me
>>68056841
night
might go to the library today
that will be a change of pace
>>68056926
but why
>>68056841
midnight
>>68056933
do some reading
normbulls mooooooooooooo
have to pick up my mum at the trainstation around noonish
will finally fix my sleeping pattern, big relief
my milkshake brings all the boyz to the yard
>>68056933
so that i dont go for a cheeky sleep as soon as i feel slightly tired
>>68056923
bring a chair
>>68056505
Hahahaha how is cultural Marxism real nigga, hahaha just change the channel and your news feed hahaha
>>68056889
done that recently. they all told me how much they loved me. my manager said he was 90% sure Id get the job
last second they go with another person because she had worked there before and decided to come back.
Did a cheeky cry. My life would be entirely different if I got the job, but maybe worse desu
>>68056913
dont do it m8
but what i would say theoretically is.
think of the future. think about next months rent. think about your tax bill.
just think of how useless you are and how worthless your life is.
dogs snoring next to me
>>68056949
https://en.lichess.org/zEMwmp15
>>68056926
I thought going to the library would encourage me to get work done instead of furiously masturbating like I do at home but nope, same outcome
>>68056937
cba
>>68056949
would rather sleep
>I read
>>68056719
You guys invented the language, we perfected it.
>>68056876
>What's more, why don't you respect your constitutional republic rebel Brits gave you?
We do, do you not know how much the Constitution is a part of our national identity?
>>68056926
good idea m8.
h... hello?
>we perfected it
>why yes, I do post smoking avatars
>>68056952
do you think im mentally retarded? why do you assume I wouldnt have come up with a way to avoid standing for 8 hours if I easily could?
In truth I have to walk around frequently getting the bits of clothing from an oven, I don't have time to sit down
>>68056963
I already know all that
just struggling with the actual act, animal instinct to survive is too strong. Only thing i'm thinking is necking a bottle of vodka then doing it.
>>68056996
oilnigger fuck off
>>68056996
is this luddy's mate
>>68057011
>oilnigger
uhh excuse me but that's us
>>68056841
12:16 am
>>68057024
ummmmmm... try again sweetie.
NORWAY?
NO WAY
NORWAY?
NO WAY
NORWAY?
NO WAY
NORWAY?
NO WAY
>>68057024
FRACKING
>>68057037
Norway? More like Norgay
>>68057024
A FRACKING LEAF
>>68057010
just think do you really want to kill yourself or do you just want your situation to change.
dont do it m8
>>68057037
>>68057044
norwegians are literal vikings
blows my mind
fucking hell the "new world" in't half shit innit
>>68057065
>we wuz viKINGS n' shit
>>68057064
>blonde haired white twig
Ah yes, how original
Boring cunt
girl i once kissed in secondary school just posted this
>>68057054
well obviously i want my situaton to change thats probably true for anyone who ever killed themselves, the point is i've continually failed to change it and only exist as a burden and source of shame to those around me and to myself, as far as I'm concerned suicide is the "right" thing to do and I havn't a single illusion about that, I just need to summon the courage.
>>68057070
The New World is all shit outside of the Five Eyes countries tbqh
>>68057115
FONYT
>>68057086
>>68056982
>do you not know how much the Constitution is a part of our national identity?
Half of you believe you live in a pure democracy.
Mob rules.
>>68057064
no arse
>>68057131
Boring and plain
shan't be mustering up the will to live
>british empire reached its zenith at the end of the 19th century
>fought two epic wars that bled it dry
>american empire reach its zenith at the end of the 20th century
>...
i got a bad feeling about this boys..
>>68057115
I found her facebook. not going to post it but change the filename and crop it next time. this is your last warning
>>68057140
Those are just salty Democrats after the election, and tbf we do use the word "democracy" a bit loosely.
>>68057153
Oh dear, hopefully we get to move to Mars before shit goes own, unless America calls on its Martian colonies to fight like Britain did with CANZUK
>>68057167
post norwegian asians
>>68057116
what have you tried m8? you on meds or been to the quacks?
I'm in a similar situation to you and the thing I've come to realise is that I haven't got it in me to an hero and just try and live day to day the best I can.
>>68057167
its a shame norwegian girls are so slutty
these girls seem pure
>>68057190
you mean Sami girls?
>>68057163
>>68057141
>>68057086
wogs leave immediately
tall thin girls with big tits are the best.
>>68057215
yes
>>68056982
>You guys invented the language, we have still failed to learn it properly
Fix'd that for you lad
>>68057163
how do you do this again?
>>68057153
States started imperialism when they got boats and fucked Philippines then Mexico but they were never truely a European tier empire. Lads started fighting here and the opportunity for profit became apparent.
>>68056961
this job would have set me up big time
would have been on my way to a gf as well
ree tbf
>>68057153
I'd say the end of the age of America as an empire began with Vietnam 2bqh
>>68057274
very similar with me. qt girl added me on facebook after the interview
could've gotten to know her
>>68057282
delete this post please.
>>68057250
pls respond :(
>>68057197
was on meds (prozac) for like 6 maybe 8 months over a year ago, made my dick not work and hair fall out so I stopped them without tapering which I know you're not supposed to do.
graduated uni (a good one with a science degree) nearly 3 years ago and haven't had a proper job outside being a fucking bartender since then. even when i'm doing normie life I'm just as miserable and delaying the inevitable
Had these tumours a few years back so resigned myself to just burn out and die, turned out they weren't malignant so that kinda ruined it all, now i'm just a ghost who should already be dead
rec me some underground, indie rock bands. some real niche shit
>>68057341
yeah there's this great band called Mumford and Sons
>>68057341
arctic monkeys
>>68057341
kongos
>>68057282
Delete son. You derp
>>68057341
oasis
>>68057330
Sun needs work 2bh
>>68057361
>>68057393
delete this image mate
>>68057383
is this an arctic monkey?
>>68057341
Bretty under the planet. Singer is underground.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VU9DjQpvMQ
>>68056949
make sure to watch the tie breakers today lad, they'll be really exciting. very quick games
>>68057361
this is the reply i was anticipating. i pick this post as the winner
>>68057411
what time?
>>68057393
delete this image please
also where has the mexican been?
>>68056302
hello, lads.
colonists, out
>>68057409
didn't he die choking himself while having a wank
>>68057424
huh?
>>68057420
7pm
>>68057424
lo descabezaron
>>68057315
That's good you graduated uni. Any job is a good job everyones gotta hustle.
I'd look at a different med m8. It might help regulate your mood to a level where you can function.
Dunno what the health system over there is like but can you get to a psych easily?
Meds plus the therapy can work a lot.
Im still pretty fucked but I have improved a lot over the last year.
How about give it another year m8 and see where you are at least?
>>68057429
fantastic post
still haven't eaten that yorkie
>>68057315
apply for medicine or something. you're putting yourself in the bar.
>>68057488
I already had it I told you
>>68057441
He invoked some Irish curse is what he did.
The Geldof
8 pounds in 1920, adjusted for inflation whats that worth today?
dont forget the change in currency from the ol' shillings and shit system to the current one (5 marks)
might go for a long walk off a short pier
>>68057518
what a gee up
>>68057514
remove this picture
>>68057517
approximately 800 quid
>>68057517
8 pounds = 8 pounds you dumb cunt
>>68057315
and what happened in your life that you had to take prozac, weak pathetic goreigner? just don't tell me that you just feel sad.
westerners are such pussies, this is amazing.
https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130219212435AANpkgN
>>68057517
8 pounds weighed the same then as it does now you mong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xvo-bfaVsg0
>now i'm just a ghost who should already be dead
>>68057582
>t. krokodil
>>68057517
£320 ish
>>68057586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg
mum invited me to puerto rico with the family but she's saying I've got to pay for my own flight
not going to shell out the money for the ticket so I can go on another family holiday
gonna spend the money on an all-inclusive with my mates and smoke weed on the beach for a week in the dominican republic instead
>>68057627
screaming
>>68057456
suppose I could do that, not really open to therapy though. I think it would work but i'll never sit and pour my heart out to a stranger too strongly conditioned against that kind of thing, even here although its anonymous and shit I hate this feeling of being a whiner, I don't even feel "sad" just well, cant describe/ anyway good talk thanks for listening etc
>>68057582
dont feel remotely sad, havn't since adolesnces. also could easily split your brain on the pavement so shut the fuck up you slavic runt
> it's another episode of Dr Who that takes place entirely in the BBC Quarry
>African slaves were very expensive during the late 1600s (50 Sterling). Irish slaves came cheap (no more than 5 Sterling). If a planter whipped or branded or beat an Irish slave to death, it was never a crime. A death was a monetary setback, but far cheaper than killing a more expensive African. The English masters quickly began breeding the Irish women for both their own personal pleasure and for greater profit. Children of slaves were themselves slaves, which increased the size of the master’s free workforce.
What was 5 sterling in the 1600s?
>tfw no Sersha qt slave Irish grill
>>68057675
then why did you take meds, lil pooftetic dipshit?
>>68057703
>watching a reddit children's show
>>68057710
>russian suicide rates
maybe you lads should get some meds
>>68057715
redditors don't watch old Who
>>68057715
It's amazing how many people fail to realise that Doctor Who is for children
>>68057637
what a shitty family
glad mine is so close. have 3 brothers all within 5 years of me
favourite sub reddit lads?
>>68057710
explaining myself to you would be the equivalent of talking philosophy with a dog
I shan't rise to your bait and frankly I don't give half a shit what you say, simpleton
dr.poo
>>68057755
>dr.poo
>>68057740
r/4chan :)
>>68057675
god speed
>>68057755
best post I've seen in eons
>>68057740
r/4chan
love sharing the latest 'gimmicks' with the boys
>>68057740
r/theocho is actually top
>>68057726
don't switch the topic. poofthetic runt. You literally had no reason to take meds. You just like to pretend you're "depressed" or "mentally sick" because being 1st worlder is too boring.
Why does he have a lisp?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSSaYfTjF7M
>come in after long day of work
>gf sits around on her arse all day "studying"
>first thing she starts to say to me is "I just think its funny how"
>immediately slam bedroom door in her face and go to shitpost on 4chan
>>68057834
Christ, I've never heard him speak before
Not even in my imagination did he have such a runtish voice
>>68057755
Old Dr. Who is fucking great. It's theatre.
Pertwee is the lad
>>68057801
http://i.imgur.com/Eayh64N.gifv
lmao
>>68057834
>[
Holy fuck I've literally never heard him talk before and I kinda wish I hadn't. Has there ever been a male leader, hell even a female leader with such a feminine, uncommanding, weak and runtish voice in the history of democracy?
How can the Canadian people rally behind this faggot?
>>68057834
she's so dignified and sounds great for a 90 year old
>>68057825
If only we lived in a country so depressing that clinical depression was indistinguishable from a reasonable reaction to the state of your living conditions, then we'd be enlightened like you are
>>68057878
i saw this one where its in japans and 2 teams like 50+ ppl each, one defending one attacking. The deffending team has to hold up a 12ft pole with 1 dude standing on the top, and the attackers have to knock him down, They all sprint and dive all over the place trying to get to the defended guy on the pole
got proper jealous it looked like so much fun
>>68057834
Old lady looks better here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qH-fatPVqw
>>68057913
yeah seen it before
>>68057912
hahaha fucking brutal lad
NEED A LIGHT?
The queen is adorable :)
Fucking hell trudeau's voice lmao
>>68057740
/paki_girls
the queen is a space lizard
>>68057856
>>68057886
Oh man, you were missing out. His speaking style is even worse than his narcissistic photo-loving behavior.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp_O3liJpu8
>>68057912
kek
>>68057961
Christ he's such a fucking weenie
is the queen immortal
Make a fucking NEW
>>68057961
howling
what a sissy
>>68057979
calm it love there's plenty of posts left
Wonder if normoids seriously care about the conditions in other countries or if they just go with how they feel they should react to news that some companies are using child labour
may I post a question about the British common sense?
>leave for an hour
>new thread almost autosage
wew usually pretty dead in morning time
>>68058009
crack on nip
>>68058003
we dont really
>>68058003
>Wonder if normoids seriously care about the conditions in other countries
they don't
how can you?
global thinking is a meme, its to abstract to have a real emotional impact
>>68057979
cant go off early m8
>>68057999
Sorry bb
Just saw the 290 posts and thought I'd speed things along
First post of the thread btw
>>68057912
>omg mum brought me boiled egg instead of omelette for breakfast
>omg that made me so depressed, lads
>might ruin my body with prozac now
>might kill myself as well since prozac doesn't help to cure that trauma anymore
>>68058014
Post 'chines
>>68058014
'st ck' 'ines
>>68058020
Asking women's age is regarded rude in UK?
In Japan, sometimes it is
>>68057961
that's even worse than the orange mong off the telly
are north americans even people desu
>>68058044
>>68058055
The mind of the runt works in a very linear and predictable way
>>68058064
yes
>>68057929
Love her to bits.
Should have admitted shit earlier but better late than never. God save her.
>>68058067
'near and 'dictable indeed
>>68058064
yeah don't ask women their age. Anyone obviously under 30 is fine but past that you wouldn't really do it
>>68058079
>>68058086
thanks I get it
>>68058067
'mmm 's 'ry 'table
>>68058086
Don't know how old my nan is because of this, whenever I ask she just says "You shouldn't ask a lady her age"
Been sending her birthday cards without a number on the front for years
want a thick woman to lick my arsehole
>>68058003
They don't until people crash planes into skyscrapers, and even then it's only for a moment. Sad really
>>68058032
are you okay anon? lashing out at strangers on the internet might be a sign of a mental health problem. See a doctor if it gets much worse
>>68057912
good post btw you're not a girl Russia
>>68057912
VERY good post
>>68057961
This makes me cringe so hard. I want to die.
>>68057912
really really great post
>>68057912
Why, if that's not the best post I'll see today...