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me

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>>68052550

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>>68052577
>tfw no qt emo gf

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ice girls

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doin 60 in a 40

gettin blown uptown by shawty

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>>68052550
>another garbage edition

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how to get a kyary gf

>>68052611
those were the days

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>>68052563
Your death is eminent

>>68052606
I sped on I-90 today because it started snowing and I live on a slope

It was fun

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>>68052606
>>68052634
wow look at these badasses

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>>68052611
>another garbage post

shit edition desu

come home /cum/ man
>>68049284
>>68049284
>>68049284

>>68052616
go to japan and be an effeminate boy in a rock band

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>>68052667
Yeah and the BF was sucking me off from shotgun

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>>68052694
ya need jesus

>>68052694
I sure hope you're a girl

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>>68052668
Meanwhile
>>68052550
>/cum/ in my bum
>>68052694
BF was sucking me off from shotgun

>>68052738
>I sure hope you're a girl

>BF was sucking me off
hmm

>>68052731
Ya need gf

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>>68052684
hmm, yes, that is an issue

>>68052771
girls can have feminine penises desu

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>>68052667
jealous of our badassery?
just another day in flyoverland

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Game time buds Leafs vs Oilers

This thread is better, fuck the commies

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>>68052771
trying

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>girls can have feminine penises desu

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>>68052818

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>>68052510
>how do you cope with the bullies shaming you for your uniform?
No such thing
>are they upset you got to see the governor and had a nice lunch ?
Most were indifferent

>>68052839
but he's right

ban guns

>tired from hard day at work
>decide to just make a can of soup for dinner
>tastes pretty damn ok for a can of soup
>10 minutes afterwards get terrible heartburn accompanied by a wicked headache
>oh boy
>check can
>1700 milligrams of sodium
g-god bless american food

>>68052860
smd

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>>68052860
>england
>opinions

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Maybe its the mirror that makes me look fat.

>>68052832
>skates don't have quick release blades

dropped

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>>68052769

Ugh guys

>>68052871
oh god I haven't felt this bad since I ate instant chow mein holy shit

>4 threads

janny won't like this

>>68052848
is it a public or private institution if it has a uniform?

>>68052871
if it was canadian it would be at least 2000, we have the saltiest food in the world

>>68052930
He can suck it after the chile incident.

Well it took 4 seasons but I'm finally at the part where TWD gets good

>>68052959
This

>>68052930
imagine being so upset at shitposting that you voluntarily spend your hours cleaning it up for no monetary compensation
and i think im pathetic haha

>>68052959
what was the chile incident I was on mandatory 4chan vacation

>>68052930
He abandoned us earlier, fuck him

technomixes of old songs 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAefqrdZb0g

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Premium-New-Israeli-NBC-Gas-Mask-Unissued-Military-w-Sealed-NATO-Filter-/131733366326

Do i buy it

>>68052960
it lasts for like one more. season 6 was bad and season 7 is clearly just the writers trying to get cancelled.

>>68052977
You really don't need to know, for your own good.

>>68052601

Post Gretzkys daughter

>>68053006
now i have to know, tell

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>>68052989
>israel

>>68052977
some gay started posting foot porn and spamming

>>68052989
no. if you really want one you can trust you should probably get it from the military.

>>68053006
please tell me, I'll suck your penis

cum lol

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>>68053011
crosby's sister > coked up slut

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>>68053067

>>68053087
Dayum hnnnnnnnng

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Good evening, /cum/~

>>68053111
fuck off

>>68053087
really makes you think

if dubs i'll get banned

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>>68053111
I'm gonna beat you up if you don't delete this.

May that be a warning to the rest of you: I can beat up all you guys.

>tfw

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>>68053011

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>>68053126

Laurence fishburns daughter did porn and he disowned her

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>>68053118
>>68053146
D-Don't be rude, Burger-san!

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>>68053161

>>68053181
When and why?

>>68052947
sorry, thread's going too fast

It can be both

>>68053087
What the fug...They kind of look like him

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>>68053192

>>68053199
A couple years ago. Look up Montana Fishburn her ass is full of pimples. He disowned her for going into porn.

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>>68053227

>>68053238
But why would she go into porn?

>>68053181
I remember that.

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>>68053245


>>68053238
ass pimples are GROSS

major turn off.

This thread makes me appreciate Canadian women

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>>68053288

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>>68053245
>koreans without plastic surgery

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>>68053151
i remember when she was just a little girl and her dad got her to sing at the edm-mtl outdoor game

>>68053251
She likes the way the penis tastes I guess

>>68053288
It's honestly the worst ass pimples I've ever seen too

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>>68053309
>>68053306
>he's afraid of a solid 7

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>>68053309
It looks like she had the eyelid cut tbqh.

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Where did it all go wrong lads
https://youtu.be/S0TqNYkDIJo

>>68053352
You can cut eyelids? wtf

>>68053161
>>68053227
>>68053245
>>68053288
>>68053306
>>68053335
These are all dudes, right?

>>68053382
a lot of asians do it. gf calls it double eyelid surgery and really wants it but she cannot afford now and i keep saying no.

>>68053371
This is the most pathetic shit I've ever seen posted. Even worse than the animefags.

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>>68053382
I imagine its been done before.
>>68053409
just average females

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>>68053382
>You can cut eyelids?

I think every middle-upper class slant under 30 has had this done in Asia.

Gooks look identical.

>Eskimo, an arbitrary term, was arbitrarily declared offensive
>Inuit, another arbitrary term, was arbitrarily declared the politically correct term to use
>Eventually Inuit was arbitrarily renounced and now they just call them Native Canadians
Can't make this shit up>>68053371

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>>68053419

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fuccboi?

>>68053422
>just average females
...with dicks, right?

>>68053423
What am I looking at exactly?

>>68053439
Delet this

>>68053382
it's one of the most common plastic work asians get done

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jay chou

>>68053494
20-30 different gook beauty pageant contestants in one year's competition.

>>68053494
over 60 different asian women

>>68053087
what the frig these aren't even his sisters

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>>68053496
make me fuckboi

>>68053423
Are those seriously different people?

>>68053514
Stop

>>68053423
all rook same even after surgery and makeup

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>>68053534
>>68053535
It's not the same girl?!?!

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White women are much more attractive than asian women

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Goodnight /cum/, have a nice dream!

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>>68053570
stop what
>>68053618
ymmv

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>>68053565

>>68053618
she has a lot of makeup

>>68053618
So pretty!
>>68053620
Buenas noches, maricón

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>tfw 18 yr old Jodie Foster will never be your in the closet gf

>>68053605
See >>68053644

My friend went to Seoul last summer and said almost every young person, male or female, looks the same because of surgery.

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>>68053644
How do the plastic surgeons do it?

>>68053640
Your faggotry
>>68053644
Asco

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>>68053309
>>68053501
>>68053423
>>68053352

Disgusting east asian gook debauchery.

I'll stick with my superior natural central asians.

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>>68053432
eskimo is cree for eaters of raw meat
inuit find it offensive, even though it's true
inuit are different from native canadians, they don't get status rights (which don't matter as much anymore) and they get nunavut instead of a reserve

>>68053678
She's a Lesbian though and had gross tits. Like eggs on a nail.

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>>68053686
Those girls are all beauties. Who cares if they look the same.

>>68053678
She was stunning

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>>68053703
>central asian

>next door neighbors are fighting
>girl yelling at the guy at the top of her lungs

Stressing me out

>>68053719
>in the closet gf

Sharing one of my little gems with you fellas
https://youtu.be/F3x8mm3T3gg
She sounds so cute

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>>68053691
>How do the plastic surgeons do it?

They have 20 storey plastic surgery centres in South Korea that turnover thousands of women a year.

It's just routine now.

>>68053760
turn up music or play porn loud enough for them to hear

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Stop posting Asians it's unsettling. I have a date with a Chinese qt and I don't want to think she's had work done.

>>68053760

reminds me of home

>>68053760
You're American. Just shoot them.

>>68053760
Sounds like me and my wife

>>68053788
That's crazy as fuck

>>68053788
it's kind of funny, weebs don't understand what real asian women look like because of all the plastic surgery and makeup

>>68053791
very high chance she has, or at minimum gets some heavy cosmetic work done.

"fake eyelashes" or "eye lash extensions" are also extremely common. they have to glue stuff to their face to try and look more western.

>>68053784
>gringa american
isn't that redundant?
spanish teacher said that we're not gringos

>>68053760
i used to live next to couple like that. we both lived above the guys parents. every fucking night the guy would come home, the dog would freak out, he'd yell at the dog, the woman would start screaming at him, he'd hit her, she'd cry and threaten to call the cops, i'd here thuding and grunting while he basically raped her, and then i'd smell cooking. she constantly had black eyes and their kids lived downstairs with the parents. never called the cops cuz i was the only neighbor and rent was crazy cheap with everything included.

Everyone here is gay except for me

>>68053870
post chest

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>>68053757

She's clearly a east asian, you ain't fooling anyone with those sinic features.

This is what central asians look like.

>>68053848
Actually, you are right!
Hadn't noticed that in all these years

She's cute, isn't she?

>>68053882
sorry, anon, but cherry picking tumblr photos won't change the fact that gooks are gooks.

>>68053870
Who the fuck told you I was gay? I'll kick their ass

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>>68053882
pic related is actually central asian

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>>68053791
If she's grew up here probably not, if she's grew up in chinkland than yes.

>>68053882
>>68053912

What does central Asian even mean?

>>68053870
what about me?

>>68053928
What the fuuuck

>>68053644
ALL

>>68053928
EEEWWWWW

>>68053851
Should've called the cops, man.

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>>68053841
>what real asian women look like

>What people thought of chinks in 1901
>Shanghai. Jan. 20 – Woman in China enjoys the distinction of having escaped the admiration of foreigners. Her praises are unsung in the verses of other lands; she is not enshrined on the canvas of those whose ideals of outward being the world has adopted; she has flashed no wit upon the page of romance or dazzled it with her beauty. Everybody has agreed in letting her alone from the ankles up, as though her only possible claim to consideration lay in cramped and tortured feet. (Frederick W. Eddy The New York Times, 1901)

Now everyone thinks slants are really good-looking.

Really makes you think...

I live in Indianapolis, Indiana and my gf and I want to drive to Canada. However, I want to feel like I'm in a different country and be exposed to different cultural norms. Where can I go that isn't bumfuck nowhere but relatively close by and a good cultural representation of Canada? Because she wants to go to Toronto and I've heard too much bad shit about Toronto by you guys to consider traveling there. Any cities/towns around that around you recommend? Montreal is too far away for driving.

Done watching Snowden and not sure what to watch next. Want something more actiony that I haven't seen yet. Was baneposting squad any good?

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>>68053900
Gooks are 2000kms away from central asia, you shouldn't be this geographically ignorant on the /international/ board

>>68053932
Near Kazakhstan, Xinjiang in this case

Young pussy vs washed up pussy
https://youtu.be/ab6L2YriI0Q

>>68053975
400/month, electric/gas/basic cable included, f am.

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>>68053928

>>68054002
Sons of Anarchy

>>68053977
Haha I love reading old racial descriptions.

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>>68053928
DELET THIS

i kissed another grill today

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>>68053984
Go to Hamilton it's not far from toronto and packed with heaps of good places.

>>68053984
If you go to Toronto you'll be surprised how boring it is compared to 4chan memes. You'll just notice the obscene amount of Pakis but it will be like any other city in the 2-3 million range.

You could go to Windsor and gamble with the other Amerilards.

I'd recommend Niagara Falls and Niagara-on the-Lake.

>>68054047
Estado?

killed a small animal today

>>68054135
I once drowned a whole nest's worth of baby mice.

>>68054047
She give u a succ?

>68054135
You're gonna have to be more specific than that if you want a (You) from me

Is this legal?
>>68054067

>>68054135
>>68054165
I don't like you

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>>68054135

>>68054191
100% legal, not an endangered species and it was self-defence.

>>68053760
>>68053851
At my old apartment I heard a couple beating the piss out of each other before the girl pulled a knife on the guy. Was pretty intense cause the walls were cardboard thin.

Why is there /anglo/ now? Seems unnecessary.

>>68054237
autism

>>68054165
how?

>>68054237
Many Canada, USA, and Mexico posters really seem to dislike this general.

>>68054118
Sinaloa
>>68054166
we went to the movie teather, ofc no

>>68054237
because /cum/ is fucking terrible.

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>>68054253
In water.

Can you get an std from a bj?

>>68054269
/anglo/ is nothing but 2d waifu posting though

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>>68054165
>>68054135

>>68054269
dumb leaf

holy shit i'm hungry guys

>>68054227
Crazy stuff

>>68054300
>Oral sex is the stimulation of the genitals using the mouth and tongue. It is one of the ways that sexually transmitted infections (STIs) are most frequently passed on. You can catch an STI if you have just one sexual partner. However, the more partners you have, the greater the risk of catching an infection.

>>68054300
Yeah

>>68054311
that was one canadian and he's gone now.

>>68054271
fucking normie

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y'all bitches best know about my alpha-male™ brainwaves

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Do you think the Rothschilds will adopt me or I'll be accepted into the secret jewish kabal if I take this class?

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getting back into runescape was a mistake

>>68053928
I can do that with my nose if I pinch it and breathe in really hard, so it might not be plastic surgery. Maybe.

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>>68054402

>>68054271
I'm from Sinaloa too, what a coincidence.

Me tocó ir hoy al informe de gobierno que presentó malova, tuvo chilo

>>68054135
i strangled my cat and slit him open (after he was knocked out) a week ago

i just couldn't afford him

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Is this guy a bust?

McDavid lived up to the hype but this guy is falling short.

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>>68054428
>tfw the Sod will never be revealed to us goys

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>>68054442

>>68054428
what a pointless sign

>>68054442
Better safe than sorry

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>>68054442
I fucking hate britbongs (except Jenna)

>>68054471
I didn't do it for fun.

After killing him I took some pills and woke up to his squeals

>>68054458
>Draft an american 1st overall

Clearly a bad move from the start

>>68054507
see >>68054528

and I knocked him out before cutting him it only took a few seconds too

>>68054528
Bit sadistic.

>>68054528
isn't there a /brit/ general for you to shitpost in?

Found a black lady with the given name "TOYODA".

>>68054553

>23 years

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alri jennalad

Making some coffee, does anyone want some?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fudczsSyLkQ

*tips hijab*

>>68054564
I have all generals open just waiting for someone to talk about a topic I can have some input in you know?
>>68054561
I didn't feel anything.

>>68054528

>don't have guns
>torture your cat for several days

here's your gov't mandated (you), wew

>>68054458
>Laffs

It was inevitable.

>>68054559
Yeah but it would have been better if you kicked him out as a stray or even made any attempt to give him away.

Killing your pets because of your financial problems is kinda fucked up tbqhwy bud

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>>68054608
>everyone should wear hijabs to show solidarity

wew

>>68054614
ok

>>68054442
>>68054528
I believe you

I've done worse stuff

>>68054578
what about Shanequa?

>>68054608
>>68054650
Pendeja

>>68054615
>don't have guns
You think gun laws actually work? I could get a gun in an hour but I'm poor and have no need for it.
>torture your cat for several days
No I did it straight away and threw it in the bin plus I only had one cat.

>>68054655
>I've done worse stuff

Did yours involve real human beans for gang initiation?

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Don't make me tap the sign.

>>68054605
Starbucks pls

>Should be preparing for a speech and 2 different presentations
>Instead I'm shitposting

>>68054692
no balls

>>68054692
This

>>68054645
So he can have a harsh life for years?

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>>68054704
*tapping*

>>68054697
That's a franchise, Steve.

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Enough of this edgy. Shit post cute

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>>68054721

>>68054701
Tomorrow I have a presentation and I haven't open Power point kek

>>68054721

he actually did it, the MADMAN

>>68054721
How did you?!?!

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>>68054692
>>68054721
i only want to talk to anyone

>>68054436
siempre me ha caido bien malova, hizo un buen trabajo, a ver como nos va con Quirino

Que dijo en el informe?

>>68054721
kek

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>>68054727

>>68054692
>>68054721
You really don't understand /int/ at all do you

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>>68054761
You have your own fucking general

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>>68054714
Not necessarily lad
Some lonely elderly woman would probably rescue him

Rather him have a chance than just killed famm. You in a council estate or something, poorfag?

>>68054782
they think im a normie

americans are friendly

>>68054736
Well in my defense, I've done nothing because I'm always the self proclaimed team captain due to nobody taking responsibility at my group works, hope this makes sense.

>>68054803
get an ant farm

>>68054777
Those jackpot trips don't fool me, we both know /int/ has become mostly generals now.

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G'night /cum/ don't let the bed bugs bite

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>>68054803
Well then, the solution is simple.
Stop being such a fucking normalfag.

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Early rise for wageslaving, gotta love it.

Night buds

>>68054795
yes i scrape by on 5 dollars a day

hope corbyn wins

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>>68054834
NORMIE

>>68054795
Who is this hispanic qt?

>>68054816
Don't worry this also happens to me when I have to work in group, I always take the responsibility even tho I'm an autistic cunt.

>>68054675

I've misread, sorry man

In rural america it's still a thing to mercy-kill your terminally ill pet, take that as you will

my cat died naturally though, after my first dog I couldn't do it anymore

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Haven't jerked off in more than a week.

Should I jerk off to this?

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>>68054821
This desu

Ants are tight

>>68054834
>east coaster
haha

>>68054862
ayyyyyy lmao

>>68054853
hydrocodone is good for killing your feelings

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>>68054862
Why are Finns so smug?

Are Hispanic girls in the USA qt's?

>>68054889
Because they're perfect. That one is particularly pretty.

>>68054762
Nada del otro mundo
Fue en el mini cine que tienen en el Parque Temático que está por U de O donde dió su informe en forma de video

Mostró los puentes que se han hecho a lo largo del estado, nuevas instalaciones de todo tipo, un poco de publicidad a mi Uni(UTC), cómo es que el estado es el numero uno en produccion pesquera o algo así, y varias cosas por el estilo

Que le vaya bien al señor

>>68054900
Finns are even uglier than us

>>68054891
some

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>>68054900
You put up a good argument but I think I need more evidence

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>>68054891
Of course :^)

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>>68054458
>near ppg player with limited ice time
>bust
reported for trolling

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>>68054921
Don't talk shit about my waifu bitch.

>>68054925
I agree, lets research.

>>68054891
They're more likely to be trashy.

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Is this all its going to grow?
Will it get any bigger?

>USA
>Putting the "Cum" in "u"

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>>68054925

>>68054852
Yeah but this time it was a bit too much for me

>>68054951
wot a fathead lmao

>>68054970
For me also, this is my last week of classes finally.

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>>68054959
Nod an Argumend

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>>68054850
Jenna Coleman, a famous Mexican actress who had a 20 second role in Captain America

>>68055008
Thanks wikipedia.

>>68054946
I wish her freckles were a bit more pronounced.

>>68055008
>free for use of public
just like herself

>never met anyone even marginally famous
Is this normal?

I have seen famous people from a distance but never in public.

>>68055034
>those are considered """"""""freckles"""""""" in america
i see literally no freckles.
in the aul country excessive freckles would be considered a skin disease over here

>>68054928
JESUS GOD HOW HORRIBLE
>>68054948
Damn. Here I was hoping to find a latina qt to support my green card things

>>68055046
I met Fat Joe once outside of a foot locker in the Bronx

>>68055046
It's normal, if you could meet someone famous who would it be?

>>68055046
I have a physical picture of me with Samuel Jackson from about 15 years ago somewhere.

>>68055046
yes
t. never seen anyone famous that i know of

>>68055046
I met the guy that made the "I'm a little boy with glasses, the one they call a geek" song when I was young

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>Fat Joe
>Fat
>Famous American
My sides

I'm moving into an upper year residence mid way through a term.

Any tips?

>>68055077
Rihanna?

Someone nice who I also have a shot at getting freaky with. Maybe Zoe DeChannel.

>>68054982
My vacaciones start on December 16...
Finals next week, mostly lab practices, I'm studying networking

>>68055064
It took me a moment to see as well which is why I wish they were more pronounced.

>>68055097
Pro tip, a celeb won't get freaky with you

>>68055092
hehe very funny mate

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>>68055092
>Fat Joe
>Fat
>Famous American
>He's a spic

Too many memes bud.

>>68055094
No tips, sorry.

>>68055118
Come on bro. Celebs are just people. They have sex. I gotta believe some of them like casual sex and don't just go for other famous people.

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>>68055132
>A Chicano

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What did he mean by this?

>>68055146
They kinda need to maintain a good public image because muh media

>>68055146
Sure but because they're famous they can fuck just about anyone. Why would they fuck you when they can fuck someone prettier.

>>68055094
>I'm moving into an upper year residence mid way through a term.
How come my brain can't translate this?

should i drink some more coffee and stay up all night lads? probably a bad idea tbqh cause i skipped the gym today and if i stay up all night i wont want to go tomorrow either

>ask the qt Texas grill exchange student from my uni out
>she said yes
>take her out to eat after school
>she's a qt
>and a goddamn social justice warrior
>wants to stay in Finland because Trump won
>and apparently she's having her own flat in Helsinki
>and daddy pays her rent
>850 euro/month
Goddammit Americans, what's wrong with your girls?

>>68055157
Aren't we supposed to get dozens of bimbos in heaven if we die a virgin

Something along those lines

>>68055180
>Asks a question
>Answers to himself
what's the point

>>68055187
She was probably from Austin. If you meet a Texan ask them which city they're from before doing anything.

>>68055204
i want justification for a bad idea

>>68055157
Fun fact: He's never said this

>>68055187

>sjw on dad's $$$

have fun bud

>>68055237
You did it again