>be american >suck a cock

>>68051450
Yeah, like half of the population has

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>be mexican
>get beheaded

>>68051523
>be american
>get alahu akbard
>that would be $40 000 + tip

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Why do americans like to suck cocks?

>>68051523
Reminds me of that Mexican cartel member that was beheaded and had his cock and balls chopped off and shoved in his mouth.

>be American
>keep (what's left of) your cock in the fridge

>>68051566
cock tastes good and i like how it feels when one stretches my throat

t. crossdressor

>>68051450
>be mexican
>get deported

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>>68051450
>be "american"
>work hard
>provide for family
>contribute to the community
>always look out for your family
>be reliable, a solid rock in an uncertain storm
>face judgement with tolerance
>face adversity with strength
>face ignorance with wisdom
>always be slow to anger and quick to forgive
>help old women cross the street
>volunteer hours every weekend to community projects that improve the quality of living for everyone around
>always show love and compassion to those in need
>always show kindness and gentleness to those who despise you
>vote in election
>vote gets thrown out
>trump.jpg
>get deported
>be mexican again

>>68051626
furfag

>>68051576
I'm pretty sure that happened more than once in the history of mexican narcos.

>>68051668
oh shite

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Are the mexicans on this board getting saltier?

>>68051559
>be british
>daughter gets raped by pakis
>report it to the police
>get arrested and prosecuted for hate speech

Cock

>>68051450
It's funny cos they suck cocks

>>68051566
semen is rich in protein and vitamin c

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Cocks?