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I wish I was a transformer desu

>>68049284
Someone post the 9/11 airplane pepe.

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Mi Presidente!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkXise2bHE0

fuck it. this is a safe thread and comfy
>>68049472
cuban anon?

>>68049284
I approve this thread.

Is leftism a disease?

I'm starting to think so.

>>68049415
What would you want to transform into

>>68052722
if leftism is a disease then conservatives suffer from republitardation

>>68052729
a qt furry boy tbqh

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>tfw 18 yr old Jodie Foster will never be your lover

>>68052722
Yes

>>68053555
Already told you she's a fucking dyke.

>>68052700
It means a lot.

Isn't it funny how the left is always right

>>68054126
You forgot your canadian proxy

>>68054126
Who cares? That's hot.

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>my driver's license is finally un-suspended tomorrow

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>>68049332

>>68054705
Mine will be on December 28th... Can't fucking wait.

>>68054789

no more feeling like a baby again senpai

>>68053555
it would have come true if you didnt get trips

>>68049332

True

'tis a real shame Chile didn't get Venezuela'd or Argentina'd my good man

Posting in here
Cause the other edition is fucking garbage.

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>>68054716
>Latin America Average

first

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

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>>68049431

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me on the left

I'm gonna go to the Argentine deli tomorrow and get a sandwich

>>68057401
me in her bed at night ;)

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America is the richest and most powerful country in the world because were not a bunch of lazy communist shitskins who don't want to work.

>>68057401
she had a mexican bf kek

>>68057428

you wish

>>68057428
Me in your mom right now

>>68056036
If I were passable, I'd take you up on it.

>>68057439

yes, HAD, then she met me

>>68057444
shut up dad

>>68057439
Couldn't resist the big brown cock

do girls like it when you lick the pussy

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>read article on Avoidant Personality Disorder
>begin researching
>feels like it all starts falling into place
>don't know what to think at this point
help

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>>68057490
Bottom left is a popular choice in your nation. :^)

>Wikipedia harassing me for donations again
JUST RUN THE FUCKING ADS YOU CUNTS

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Redpill me on Nogales, Mexico. I live a couple hours away from it and was thinking of doing a day trip sometime. Is it a good place to check out some restaurants and buy some booze to take home, or will I just get beheaded as soon as I step over the border?

>>68057487
>>68057487
we love it

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>>68057513

>>68057473
Of course.

>>68057508
I guess the web page looks nicer without ads.

Walking tall machine gun man

>>68057490
*avoids this post*

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>>68057487
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIfcKy-VcXo

>>68057508
Hiroy*ki 2.0

How do I get a chicano gf?

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>>68057508
>site has no requests for donations for years
>now has multiple requests for donations per year

If they want my shekels they should become a charity in Canada not just the US.

>>68057490
Now THIS picture is getting into my Tumblr, thanks bud

>>68057513
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>68057547
>chicano gf
Wait?

@0x40E79BD
thanks

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>>68057513
>sacramento is a grill

>>68057512
If I go to the US will I just get shot as soon as I step over the border?

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>>68057547
Why don't ask California?

>>68057571
Wait for what

>>68057490
>Those with this disorder may often choose jobs of isolation so that they do not have to interact with the public regularly, due to their anxiety and fear of embarrassing themselves in front of others. Some with this disorder may fantasize about idealized, accepting, and affectionate relationships, due to their desire to belong. They often feel themselves unworthy of the relationships they desire, so they shame themselves from ever attempting the relationship.[7]
>People with avoidant personality disorder are preoccupied with their own shortcomings and form relationships with others only if they believe they will not be rejected. Loss and rejection are so painful that these individuals will choose to be alone rather than risk trying to connect with others. They often view themselves with contempt,[3] while showing an increased inability to identify traits within themselves that are generally considered as positive within their societies.[8]
O-oh

>>68057593
Right now, no. After Trump is sworn in, yes.

>>68057547
Be white.

>>68057602

delet this

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Do you believe in god?

>>68057512
Boring small city and people call it drogales.

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>>68057612
>Some with this disorder may fantasize about idealized, accepting, and affectionate relationships, due to their desire to belong. They often feel themselves unworthy of the relationships they desire, so they shame themselves from ever attempting the relationship.

>>68057547
>chicano gf?
>>68057571
>Wait?
Both pendejos

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>>68057612

>>68057634
Does G-d believe in me?

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>>68057537
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maquiladora#Gender_composition_of_workforce
>the majority of maquiladora employees are young women.

AYY YO HOL UP

>>68057634
No.

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>>68057612
Yep that's me.

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>>68057612
duh leet

>>68057612
and you guys were joking @ me

see what I mean now

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>>68057612
>mfw this doesn't apply to me at all

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>>68057446
One day leaf. One day our fetishes will become reality.

>>68057634
Yes

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>>68057652
Actually, it's true.

How funny, isn't it?

>>68057512
Been there, lots of cholos doing cocaine

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>>68057643
What's a pendejos is that a good thing?

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I believe in you buds

>>68057727
I don't believe in myself and that's the problem

kiss me

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>>68057685
Does this mean what I think it does?

Neurons firin'

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>>68057634
That's a loaded question here. Do you?

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>The World Health Organization's ICD-10 lists avoidant personality disorder as (F60.6) anxious (avoidant) personality disorder.[1] It is characterized by at least four of the following:[22]
>persistent and pervasive feelings of tension and apprehension;
belief that one is socially inept, personally unappealing, or inferior to others;
>excessive preoccupation with being criticized or rejected in social situations;
>unwillingness to become involved with people unless certain of being liked;
>restrictions in lifestyle because of need to have physical security;
>avoidance of social or occupational activities that involve significant interpersonal contact because of fear of criticism, disapproval, or rejection.

>>68057756
under the milky twilight

>>68057723
1.- that doggo pic is great
2.- pendejo is next level dumbass

>>68057683
Except I will never look like the little girl.

I can shave the chest hair, but I'll always be built like a lumberjack.

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>>68057723
pendejo means 'dumbass'.

>>68057634
nyet

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>>68057775
>>68057784
Oh. Rude.

>>68057807
Once a pendejo, always a pendejo

>>68057809

I never knew this

t. individual who never played pokemon

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>>68057809
>fire starters are men.

[affirmative grunting noises]

>>68057771
this is what I meant by I'm not sure what to think anymore

>>68057775
>>68057784
I read somewhere it literally means "pube"

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>>68057783
I know that feel. My old man's from Scotland and I inherited all of his genes. I just want to look cute.

>He plays pokemon
Just cut your dick off already

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>>68057750
Don't stop believing

>>68057850
Better my dick than my head tbqphwyf.

>>68057756
*spanks you*

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>>68057833
>I read somewhere it literally means "pube"
lmao what

>>68057809
>pic fire each time for all games
>final fire evolution this time is some gay furry garbage
>water is some homosexual seal garbage
>grass is just an owl
guess whose not faggot starter here

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>>68057876
>playing Pokemon after gen 3

Imagine your perfect girl. She embodies the epitome of what you find attractive. Her aura is perfect. Her smile is perfect. The way she looks at you is that perfect mix of love and lust.

Now, imagine exactly that, but give her a penis. Would you suck it?

>playing pokemon as an adult

and people call me a manchild cause I like nazi shit

>>68057897
>Now, imagine exactly that, but give her a penis. Would you suck it?
What if my perfect girl already has a penis? Would I remove it?

Hate to break it to you faggots but women can't have penises

>>68057876
>fedora poster plays Pokemon
holy shit

>>68057898
you are a manchild

now combine both and name all your pokemon after nazi generals and wipe Hawaii of the unclean jews

>>68057897
well if she has a penis she wouldn't exactly be the perfect girl would she ya dumb fuck

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>>68057911

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>there will never be a game as good as Gold/Silver/Crystal again

>>68057911
Women can do anything.

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Have a good night, /cum/
See you later!

>>68057932
This.

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>shitty minimum wage job
>senior in college, slowly realized I didn't like my major, would change if I had the money
>everyone landing interesting internships, traveling the world, getting jobs at 21 that pay 80k, getting married
>have to wait 2 more years until I join the Corp

Why are early/mid 20s so shitty

I got the shits :(

>>68057963
G'night bud

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>>68057963
>leaves after the question

You fuckers save my thead and dont even let me know FUCK YOU ALL
I LOVE YOU BABY

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you dont know SHIT about pokemon if you didnt play this masterpiece

>>68057968
Made me laugh

>>68057971
>minimum wage job I hate
>shitty, run down apartment
>life consists of work, cleaning, cooking, shopping (for essentials), drinking, smoking, and very little sleep
>have debt I can't pay back

>will never go to school
>will never be happy
>will work my shitty job until I'm automated out of relevance, then become homeless and kill myself

Eugh.

AAAAÀAHHHHHH THERE IS A FUCKING SNOW STORM

>>68057783
>tfw can shave all of my body hair but it'll just grow back in a few days

>>68057946
It literally made me think less of you

>>68058024

snowstorms are comfy

>>68057971
>Why are early/mid 20s so shitty

Made for Chads.

>>68057971
>work 5 years at shitty dead end job that strings me along with promise of an actual job
>end up wasting early and mid 20's in that shit hole of a job
>quit when boss steps up the unprofessionalism
enjoy dealing with the incompetent replacement who can barely use microsoft word you fat corporate fuck.

>>68058024
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

I'm freezing

>>68057919
>manchild

yes such a manchild compared to every "grown" man that spends his days slaving on the 9 to 5 before coming home to shit in front of the television and playstation, rinse and repeat.
Average man is immature as shit. I'm just not good with people.

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>>68058031

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>>68058012
>tfw my jap friend got this and the Stadium in the moon rune versions months before the American releases

>>68058046
warm up with me

I am a fedora manchild. I like dragon ball z, swords and videogames.

>>68058048
>crack user judging a meth user
whatever makes your jewish ass happy I guess

>>68058015
I feel you m8ty. I honestly don't care that much about making huge amounts of money. I just want enough to live comfortably.

>>68058084

dragon ball Z and video games are pretty rad

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>>68058012
I remember that.

>tfw 1996 was 203 years ago

I just want a nice warm vagina wrapped around my penis

My mom is sick but that bitch better get out of bed in the mourning to get me mcdonalds breakfast. TWO mcgriddles this time ugh.

>>68058024
Gib snow

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>>68058084
>trying to get fedora posted this hard

>>68058087
Right?

I don't need a car. I don't need all the latest gadgets. I don't need to travel. I just want a comfy little bungalow with enough space for me and my cats, and enough money that I can relax, maybe get some Chinese food once in a while, have hot chocolate and eat more than beans and rice.

>>68057911

Reported for violating C16

This is a safe space transphobe. Go join your hateful misogynists on
>>>/reddit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4tTt326_-k

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>>68058126

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>>68058117
I'm not joking

>>68058115
sent ;)
>>68058039
when you have to walk through it, they arent
>>68058045
SUFFOCATION NO BREATHING

>>68058046
>>68058074
No me

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New Mexico looks very comfy

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>80 degrees in the South East right now

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>>68058145

i want candy but have no money

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>>68058149

>>68058160
Those look like modern pueblos.

>>68058161
ATLANTA
T
L
A
N
T
A

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>>68057971
>tfw your high school didn't offer courses in the field you wanted to get into

I think my mom knew Layne Staley's fiancee.

in the depths of my soul i know we will survive

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>>68058160
>Named Santa fe
>They probably don't even get snow at Christmas

LAUGHING

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>>68058161

brrrr

I need to scream but I don't want my dad to come in my room and give me shit

>>68058085
And yet here you are with us, my fellow meth head. What attracts you to this place? Need for speed? :^)

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>>68058181
>tfw your high school didn't offer courses in the field you wanted to get into

Happened to me but I still took it in university anyways.

>>68058201
why does your dad give you poop?

>>68058198
Area code nerd

>>68058218
He's got a scat fetish

>>68058223

530

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>>68058226
>German-Americans

>>68058210
not really sure what you're on about

you okay bud?

>there are more people in California than Canada

>>68058198
it's half that here, but only because we aren't using kelvin

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>>68058198
That's fucking warm, dude. Single layer weather, at least.

>>68058250
>All those potential chicano gfs

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>>68058177
That's the charm.

>>68058195
It does snow some times.

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>>68058250
>there are more Mexicans in the USA than all the Canadians in Canada.

>>68058250
how many are the kids of illegals

>>68058272
Well now I feel foolish

Obama's legacy is Trump, gay marriage, and a failed healthcare reform.

lol

>>68058266
>Chicano gfs
Wait?

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>>68058243
that's just self reported

>>68058250
To be fair, California has the advantage of not being a frozen Hell for over half the year.

>>68058293
also a massive deterioration in race relations

>>68058293
haha he was one bigoted nigger

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>>68058249
>have interests outside of the norm
>come to a place for such people to talk down to others for having interests outside of the norm

eh?

>>68058273
Really makes you think.

>>68058293
you forgot
>doubling national debt
>causing instability in libya and syria that led to 2 million migrants in europe

>>68058293
>gay marriage
Mike "Gas the Faggots" Pence is going to make that a state's rights issue again

>>68058293
And let's not forget turning congress red right before a Republican got in.

>tfw you are one day away from missing the deadline to enter college and no one is cooperating with you in getting your paperwork in order so you can at least have a fighting chance of getting in

>>68058319
you seemed annoyed and then started stating the obvious (4chan is a place of misfits)

was just a but confused about what your point was

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>>68058301
>Mixing pure Anglo blood with G*rmans

One Drop Rule, they shall all be sacrificed for the glory of Anglos.

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>>68058344
What's that band called?

>>68058293
all he will ever be is the first black president

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So I had an interview today for a seasonal job at safeway. I had clear view of what the interviewer was writing. I think all she had to do was circle in +,++,+++ based on how good I answered the question.

>tfw every one of them was ++

t-thanks

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>>68058367
>friend says "people didn't want to vote for him because he was black!"
>ask him if it's worst that people had that opinion, or that people voted for him only because he was black
>he doesn't know what to say

>>68058367
>the first black president
Bill was the first negro president

>>68058352
"Mosley and the Anglos"

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>>68058375
Don't worry too much anon. I'm sure you did fine. Hope you get the job

>>68058389
kek btfo

I think I'm going to kill myself on New Year's.

Barack HUSSEIN Obama aka "B.O." is NOT my president, he is Kenyan terrorist and probably muslim as well.

>>68058418
Your parents will probably be sad

>>68058393
>Bill was the first negro president

This

>married to an ugly white woman
>cheats on his wife
>played nig music
>eats soul food
>from the south

It all added up.

>>68058343
4chan is a place for misfits, or at least it used to be. Misfits talk about more interesting shit than the average normo. Normans are afraid to do anything but regurgitate.
The most creative and unorthodox thinkers, people who create profound art and change the world, most of them were fucking losers before they found their calling.

>>68058426
My parents have disowned me and taken me out of the will. They've also said I'm a failure and a disappointment.

So...probably not. My mom will definitely use it for pity points with her "friends", though.

Is Idiocracy a good movie or is it just for """"intellectual"""" redditors who say "lol it's a documentary"?

>>68058424
t. Trump is not MY president

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>>68058435
Normies are just NPCs anon.

>>68052722
disease is a spook

leftism is a spook

>>68058441
second

>>68058440
>My parents have disowned me and taken me out of the will.
Why?

>>68058441
It's a good movie that reddit co-opted

>>68058435
true enough

it's why I like this place. interesting people, interesting conversations.

>>68058441
It's Both. It was funny for a one time watch, not sure why they built up such a cult around it to feel smug.

>>68058441
It's a good movie ruined by that particular crowd who think "HURR DRUMPF IS POTUS WE IDIOCRACY NOW" even though it's been full on Idiocracy for a decade or two

>>68058440
you are nothing going to do just because you are talking about it now. if you were you would never say think now stop being depressed.

>>68058504
It's been full on Idiocracy since Nixon

>>68058441
by itself, it was a decent 90s feel kind of movie. I enjoyed it overall, but the people who talk about some underlying commentary are just autists trying to sound smart. Odds are most haven't even seen the movie.

>>68058479
>My parents have disowned me and taken me out of the will.
>Why?

I'm not the favourite. Also they didn't approve of my wife, so...yeah.

>>68058510
...what? I have a plan for it. I'm just enjoying myself right now and tidying up any loose ends.

>>68058519
It's been full on Idiocracy since Franklin Pierce

>>68058490
i think it's a mike judge thing
never got the following for
>daria
>office space
>king of the hill

that movie he made with bateman and kunis sucked

This is the sexiest live performance I've ever seen in my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

>>68058541
you don't have a kid, do you?

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So I was thinking. Why not condition birds to pick up trash, and drop it in the garbage?

I assume it wouldn't be hard to condition them, we could just start with captured birds, and gradually release them. Then we could just pay some homeless guy to give birds that throw trash away. Think about how much litter we could get rid of

>>68058541
but if you die a part of me will die as well since that is one less anon to talk to...if you do, at least dont leave a mess for the poor paramedics or firefighters that will have to retrieve you.

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>>68058564
>This will never again be allowed in France

>>68058432

I'lll believe it, as long as it wasn't from an american in general!!!

t. american liberal

>fapped to it a bunch when it was a gif
>by the time youtube and then webm's came out kind of sick of it

>>68058554
It's been full on Idiocracy since Nebuchadnezzar II

>>68058541
>Also they didn't approve of my wife, so...yeah.
Why don't they like your wife?

>>68058441
Reminder Mike Judge (the creator of Idiocracy) is literally friends with Alex Jones. His parents were also liberals so keep in mind where he might have drawn inspiration when writing Idiocracy.

Other members of the film have been notably anti-Trump, but Judge's opinion in this matter is really the one that matters most.

>>68058580
birds already do pick up trash you dumb faggot

they just eat it because they're birds and birds are are stupid as your dumb weeb ass

>>68058555
Office space I get because I worked in an Office. The other two are shit.

>>68058580
they already do that

what do you think nests are made of?

>>68058555
sometimes people enjoy things

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>>68058415
I don't doubt I'll get it, but I wish I would've done better. Were it a full time instead of a seasonal job, my chances of getting the job would be pretty low.

>>68058564
short tight and thicc in the right places. alizee was the hotest. but that performance isnt even her hottest.
>>68058580
meh but then wed ave concentrated bird shit everywhere.

>>68058573
Nope. I do have cats, though. Still need to find a place for them.

>>68058584
>dont leave a mess

Of course not, I'm not a dick. Probably going to just do hanging, let someone know with a delayed message so the body's not too fucked by the time someone comes in.

>>68058593
>Why don't they like your wife?

Not a clue. They don't like anything I've ever done, so I'm assuming it's just part of the snowball of disapproval.

>>68058600
>KotH was shit
I'm gonna need you to leave

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>>68058482
>normies that are insecure about being normies

really makes you think

>>68058611
Hopes and dreams

So guys, what do you think?
https://www.apnews.com/8ce1c19014fa459ca67964a8b5d42433/Germany's-'Mr-Flirt'-teaches-refugees-how-to-pick-up-women?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=AP

''German men are just so white!''

''I would like to have a German girlfriend, but I wouldn't marry one''

>>68058600
how?
I dropped out of college when I realized with my major I don't have the motivation to be self employed, and that working in an office would be a disaster

>>68058589
Funnily enough, /int/ is the only place on this site where I see burgers pulling the "I wish I was a Euro" move.

>>68058642
Disgusting

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>>68058600
>King of the Hill
>shit

>>68058642
you're up early

but keep that stuff out of /cum/
it's short for cumfy

>>68058642
>Wenzel usually charges 1,400 euros ($1,500) for a private one-day class, or 4,000 euros for a group.

How do the "refugees" even get the money for this? Or is this subsidized by the German government if they hit a certain number of mixed-race kids?

>>68058672
They get it for free.
He's doing it for charity.

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>>68058672
>>68058678
hmmmm...

>>68058678
He should be hanged for treason

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>>68058642

>>68058708
Why? Now they can pollinate willing German girls instead of forcing them, which might lead to them having abortions. It's called INTEGRATION you guys. :-)

>>68058746
Miscegenation should be punished by death from the state unless it's a white man and a non-white woman, and you should kill yourself.

>>68058642
absolutely fucking disgusting

if you dont like KotH, you're basically stupid and a homosexual

>>68058746
>aborting brown babies
Racist cunt

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>>68058709
Hitler is going to return after the prophecy is fulfilled. The nordic aliens will permit him to take his spaceship out of his undersea hanger on EUROPA.

Is Chef Boyardee any good?
What would chef Ramsay think of it?

>complained that German men "drink too much beer, watch way too much soccer and are just so white!"

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>>68058783
Dude I'm brown can I have sex with a qt white Canadian?

>>68058642
This really doesn't impact my life in any sense.

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>>68058783
>unless it's a white man and a non-white woman

Best be memeing son

>>68058812
No sorry, hand over the Mexican qts though. Our white children will be the future and help Mexico when I tell her she has to go back with the kid. It's win-win this way.

>>68058786
What I find to be most interesting about all of this, is how these ''well-meaning'' leftists never seem to care about German men should approach immigrant girls, or better yet, how an immigrant girl is supposed to approach a German man.

There always seems to be this incredible focus on immigrant males and native girls in Europe, it's almost like there's some kind of agenda behind it.

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>>68058787

>>68058807
Germans don't call it soccer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLMB1vtvuuE

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Harper Government - 10 Years - 0 Pipelines

Trudeau Government - 1 Year - 2 Pipelines

Really makes you think

>>68058841
hmmm

>>68058819
Well their children obviously still have to be aborted, but the sex should be allowed.

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Wow xi's a keeper.

What should I say?

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>>68058850

>>68058812
>mexican manlet from ags in classes
>go to trade textbooks with him
>he has a qt white gf

it's possible

Had gay sex tonight lads. Bottomed even. Its not even gay. Just feels good

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>>68058790
At this point I'll take almost anything to make it stop.

>>68058866
HAHA 49% match. Are you some kinda fag?

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https://youtu.be/KqeKikpLQ5o
AND WHEN THE LEVEE BREAKS
YOU'LL HAVE NO PLACE TO STAY

>>68058866
ask her for some sex ed about horses since she seems to associate the two quite closely

>>68058855
I was busying putting down a lot of pipe in ur mum during the harper government

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>>68058884
>Just feels good

>didn't even like the feel when a chinkess doctor's little finger went up there

Reckon I'm immune to black widow bites. One got me earlier and nothing is happening

>>68058855

Don't get carried away. Harper government approved all sorts of pipelines (ex. Northern Gateway), but didn't get any built.

We have yet to see if Trudeau is going to get them built or if he's going to be thwarted by the BC government.

Although the signs are promising so far. Northern Gateway was dead in the water (even if he approved, the SCC would have overturned it due to the Federal Court's finding of a complete failure of consultation), but he played it off as if it was him deciding to deny it, portraying a false sense of balance.

I don't give Trudeau any personal credit though. Morneau (Finance) has been leading the way in educating Trudeau about the importance of resource projects for our economy.

>>68058884
There's nothing intrinsically wrong about enjoying anal stimulation. It doesn't matter if it's with a dildo or a real penis. Some people just like the feeling of anal stimulation. Does that alone make one gay? I do not think so.

Feeling a genuine attraction towards men is completely different from using them for sexual gratification.

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>>68058884
*grabs my jumper cables*

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Wish I was European (Swiss)

>>68058923
Extremely good post

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>>68058917
hmmmm

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>>68058788
>blacks and spics are the most racist

Thank God for that...

>>68058783
TINY

>>68058938
The grass is greener on the other side pal. Stay here. More opportunities.

>>68058905

best song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDVnjCwCYCs

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Manlet uprising when?

>>68058923
Damn. I've never thought about it like that. So my trap fetish is now justified in the eyes of god?

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>>68058949
wtf I love abortions now!

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>>68058884
>make it stop
Do you know what the "pendulum effect" is my friend?

>>68058976
Depends on which god.

>>68058956
Cuck

I like man ass

>>68058979
meant for
>>68058885
not the assbandit

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>his height starts with the number 5

>>68058991
GASS THE GAYS

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>>68058995
>6 feet

Just made it.

Well, friends. It appears we have reached the bump limit.
>>68059004
>>68059004
>>68059004

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Hmm

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>>68058993
I fear it is too late though, even if it happens irreparable damage has already been done.