International Chess

I hate myself and want to die

>>68048536
Then kill yourself, what's the hangup?

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I love myself and I want to live

>>68048583
I know that feel

It's a disappointing feel however, since life extension therapy is uncertain to exist in our lifetime.

>>68048576
I'm scared

>>68048583
>Drawsen

>>68048745
There's nothing to be scared of. If it's what you really want it's what you must do.

It's easy just gargle some bleach then hop into a noose. Donate your money to me before you go so I can enjoy life more on your behalf. Ill make more use of it then you would have.

https://lichess.org/a1wTcZud
i have never played chess, but i'm want to play anyway, you can kick my ass if you want

>>68048884
your opening moves weren't even that bad for a complete beginner

>>68049430
thanks

>>68049456
also, the #1 mistake you made was that you can't attack a piece if it isn't protected by another, or the opponent will just take yours instead

https://lichess.org/DOBH2Oqg

come little doggies. Let's play

>>68049657
well?

bump

https://en.lichess.org/St05kTLK3Sae

im gonna lynch this fucking normie.

>>68050931
which one are you?

>>68051204
white master race

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>>68048495
I need some help
I don't play chess and I got Fools mated...
How bad is a Fools mate?

>>68051238
gg

https://en.lichess.org/Uj1T0auewLoV

ALL SPICS WILL BE HUNG

>>68051351
it's by far the worst way to lose a game

>>68050931
also well played on your part
that's what you get for castling too late

>>68051658
Fuck

bumping for no biorithm

>>68048495
hiro add chess board pls /ch/

CHECKMATE CUNTZ

GOT EM'!!

>>68055419
\o i'm wasted af

>>68055100
this

>>68048495
Black always wins and takes the queen on the first move.

>>68055658
why are canadians such cuckolds?

Should I just grind against dumbed down AI until I can beat them reliably before moving on to n00b level players? I smashed instantly even by the dumbest AI or I take 50 fuckign turns to beat it and lose 60% of pieces in the process.

Opening moves make no sense to me. I just move up a few pawns and a knight and then react to the AI. I don't know how to plan steps ahead of time.

Feels really bad being terrible at chess.

>>68055692
Sorry I didn't make the rules of the new international edition.

>>68055743
>Should I just grind against dumbed down AI until I can beat them reliably before moving on to n00b level players?

No.

The engine plays un naturally to humans. It has depth higher than that of a human

>Opening moves make no sense to me. I just move up a few pawns and a knight and then react to the AI. I don't know how to plan steps ahead of time.

Openings don't matter so much. Just learn the basic principles of it (control the center with D and E pawns, develop knights before bishops(generally), etc).

Learn a few openings and just keep playing them. I'd suggest the french defense as a response to E4 and QGD as a response to E5

>>68055794
>I'd suggest the french defense as a response to E4 and QGD as a response to E5
Uh, sure, ok?

I'll just play the AI until I get more comfortable with the game I guess.

>>68055824
>I'll just play the AI until I get more comfortable with the game I guess.

Don't

just play against normal players. Analyze your games and consider where you went wrong. Lichess has a good tool for analysis which will show where you made mistakes, blunders, what best move was, etc.

>>68055838
If you insist. I'm pretty fucking bad. Like, still need to think a few seconds to remember how certain pieces move bad.

Does lichess have lobbies or a ranking system? I don't want to get thrown against some dude that's been playing for years or something. I've just been dicking around with an offline chess game this whole time.

https://en.lichess.org/wydLpre92Vcd

>>68055877
>Does lichess have lobbies or a ranking system?

yeah both. just play unranked then

you'll learn quickly if you try dude. it won't take long.

>>68055913
Alright. I'll make an account and give it a whirl.

Are these threads regular on /int/? I hang on /int/ often but I usually hang in one or the other general threads and don't venture to the front page often.

>>68055941
yeah i make them sometimes

>>68055994
Sweet. I'll try and pop by and play games with anons. But I'm out for now. I got a paper to write.

GOOD thread

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>TFW 22 years old loser
>TFW fat dyel
>TFW shitty low wage job
>TFW low testosterone
>TFW chess is my only joy and not even good enough to beat normies

>>68056843
feels bad man

>>68056843
>play chess with this guy at TAFE (like comunity college)
>we started out the semester on good terms but in the end he turn into a total shit cunt
>he always beats me in chess and tell me I'm terrible
>last Monday I beat him twice in a row
feels alright

https://en.lichess.org/wydLpre9

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what the fucking fuck man

>>68057051
BTFO

>>68057068
just...

https://en.lichess.org/xprEwjoY/white

could have beat this guy in two swift moves 2bh but its time for my night time snack

https://en.lichess.org/rKH4g1ZPdDEq

fuck this mexican slime

why is bullet so hard

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>He doesn't cheat at chess

lmfao normies mad

>he doesn't cheat at chess

lol just lol