/brit/

this is it let's go boys

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Here's a picture of Cara Delevingne earning money whilst inexplicably fannying about with a fucking owl.
For fuck sake

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emily

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kay-on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbgKEjNBHqM

>>68040490
Yeah, those were the same people who supported Hillary.

>>68040513
im not though i want to fuck girls and pet their hair etc

>>68040476
I thought Liverpoop were gonna boss this game?

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>>68040514
Living the life

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>the dilapidated shanty town of Cologne

must feel good to be on your island t b h

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zz3PhWFhA3I

>>68040479

yes it did

https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/53y1wi/a_redditor_was_arrested_and_fined_for_an/

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>>68040557
Excellent post

the only excuse the goverment has for itself and ensuring your loyalty is to portray themselves as "stewards of the economy" since you're too dumb to make economic decisions for yourself and these politicians are necessary to protect you from the storm-swell and sharks of the free market.

not a big fan of spicy food
makes my arse burn when i poo

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taking a dip

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>>68040557

If you got 250,000 pounds/euro/dollars/whatever what would you do with it? Tax free, completely legit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVaRHJn_dgM#t=49s

Remember that time Robbie Williams made a music video where he literally cuck's his best mate by stealing his gf and olympic gold medal?

>>68040509
i like nothing posts
>>68040514
i like cara posts
>>68040530
i like girl posts
>>68040557
i like anime posts
>>68040559
i like music posts

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>>68040476
>it's a paddycuck sucks off the EU episode again
not a fan 2bh

>>68040627
buy heroin

>>68040627
spend it all on FOBTs

>>68040599
I think we're all going to have to tighten our belts a bit, but apart from that yes it does.

>>68040652
i like you

>>68040652
i like you

>>68040616
Oh yeah...

Well you're stinky!

>>68040627
buy a flat probably

>>68040627
buy a house n a car

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>>68040624

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>>68040687
>>68040690

>>68040613
that baby does not look like a happy baby

>>68040627

buy land in a rural area, build a log cabin, buy some chickens and pigs, and buy a pickup truck.

>>68040599
2bh we've always had a healthy disdain for the continent so it's always felt that way

>>68040627
Buy a house

>>68040601
Total bullshit

Friend died :-/

>>68040708
heyy x

>>68040677
says you, peasant
*retreats to my caribbean island tax haven*

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/we-now-date-six-people-at-once-study-claims-dating-a7443186.html

how many people are you dating atm then lads?

>>68040588
>Heh le so randumb Faces!!! xxxx

Daft bint

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>Rolling coal is a form of conspicuous air pollution, for entertainment or for protest. Some drivers intentionally trigger coal rolling in the presence of hybrid vehicles (when it is nicknamed "Prius repellent") to taunt their drivers, who are perceived as being environmentally motivated in their vehicle choice. Coal rolling may also be triggered at foreign cars, bicyclists and pedestrians.Users cite "American freedom" and "a stand against rampant environmentalism" as reasons for coal rolling.

ah yes america

Gone for:
Lamb Jalfrezi
Mushroom Pilau Rice
Plain Naan
Chicken Samosa

>>68040687
>>68040690
hmm

>>68040725
do you want to talk about it?

>>68040735
20

im above average

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Bit surprising to find out Paul Nuttall is red-pilled as fuck. Scousers are often pseudo-commies.

i'm sorry but if you have anything other than chicken tikka masala or korma from the indian you are not british

>>68040725
Was he a Brazilian footballer?

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important

I don't like this liking gimmick

>>68040753
I've gone off you a bit now :/

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>>68040739
SUPREME banter

>>68040780
>"don't blame me I never owned slaves"

That's good, adding that to my collection.

>>68040767
Yeah he believes the cultural Marxism conspiracy theory and other wacko red-pill shit

>>68040780
Really cracked open my walnuts

>>68040601
I bet you posted that fake link didn't you, you fucking leaf

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>>68040739
>doesn't even have truck nuts

cmon

>>68040762
I'm alright. I only knew her for a year. It's just sad when young people die.
>>68040776
Yes

what's that old pop song with the massive butterfaces?

They're all doing aerobics exercises with way too much makeup but 10/10 bods

>>68040739
I do this whenever I see hippies and associated communist filth

in a starbucks on 4chan

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i've personally designed three gimmicks that have proliferated throughout /brit/ threads for the last several months

what about you

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>>68040780
I was baptized so I'm free from innate racism thanks to Are Lord Jesus Christ desu

literally got 20 in the empathy quotient

going to do it again and hope for a bit more

>>68040849
So the redneck squid was real.

>>68040780
racist jokes are "overt white supremacy"???

whoops haha

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>>68040739
nowt wrong with that

>>68040780
>>68040557
>>68040735
I hate the 21st century

>>68040725
Lucky him

>>68040917
were you born in the wrong generation?

>>68040849
German tier humour

>most cars in america are japanese
screaming

>>68040883

fertile irish lasses has been a dismal failure.

have to head back to the gimmick research team to start over.

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>I hate the 21st century

>>68040879
your country has already got a massive desert and is suffering from drought and increased frequency, strength, and range of tornadoes and hurricanes

>>68040878
Watch me work it, I'm perfect?

>>68040849
I went a step further and had a mate drag me after my car by the bollocks

>>68040627
Donate it to the UVF

I'm not a virgin (one night stands) but I can't ever imagine asking a girl out

I lose interest far too quickly

https://youtu.be/3Q4wgLksrZA?t=1m15s

Literally why?

What crops can I grow in my garden?

January onwards. Nothing too difficult.

my tummy hurts from doing ab workouts yesterday

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You just KNOW

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NEED a goth gf

>>68040964
found it just before you replied

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y9UlEof6XI

such mingers but hot as fuck

literally diamonds

hope that wank is going well

>>68040898
I got 18 and wasn't even answering with what I thought were edgy answers

>>68040739
Good banter for once

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really need a shag

>>68040977
Men seek approval. They need to prove to themselves (and often to others) that they can achieve.

The best principle to explain to always go for the next girl is, that its much easier to get the next women, than achieving the goals in your life.

That you use the women to replace not knowing where to go in life, or to get a fast approval of you skills, as your life goals are too far away.

The solution:
There are better ways to prove yourself (for yourself).
Check on your life goals/dreams.
Split them into small steps that can be achieved faster
Celebrate your achievements with friends.

If you are really there where you want to be in your life. Doing the stuff that matters to you, you will find the women worth sharing this with.

Ah and btw, stop watching porn. Helps immensely.

>>68040981
ah yes, the foot fetish

truly the thinking man's fetish

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>>68040993
not gonna have much luck growing in the winter bud

I'm growing nightshade in my yard

is it true that non virgin females can still have cute little cunnies?

>>68040878
call on me

something that sounds like an electronic nasheed has just come up on my discover weekly

>>68040993

peas are fairly hardy from what I understand

>>68040832
(((conspiracy theory)))

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would KO anyone here

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>fedora.png

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>>68040739
>Users cite "American freedom"

That's the only reason I needed to hear

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>>68040961

>>68040898
Got 39

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>>68041069
*coughs*

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really makes you think

>>68040627
Use it to dig up that aussies uncle and parade his corpse round Free Derry Corner dressed as a ballerina

>>68040739
i want a Cummins but dodge is shit

>>68041048
Shan't be reading a single letter

>>68040898
I don't give a fuck m8

>>68041000
dont understand why so many girls started getting septum piercings, looks like a bogey

>>68041090
you're a big guy

>>68041000
here :3

Just bounced the gfs head off my ballbag lads

A week with no porn DONE

time to unleash the poo

>>68040627
buy a flat or anything i could in a ski resort in the alps and then train to be a joiner and just chill

>>68040780
What's with all the yank shit?

need a qt short haired gf to cuddle

>>68041143
am doing this now

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saw a big custom dodge thing today. absolutely fuck huge in real life

no idea why anyone would want something that big, they're ugly too

Getting a refund on Watch Dogs 2 because it's shite. What shall I get instead?

Need a short hairy qt to cuddle

/brit/ is no longer the fastest general

/deutsch/ have over taken us lads

german autism at it's finest

>>68041190
A life

>>68041111
fuck off

apparently i'm a proper psychopath so I should have no qualms with demolishing your bollocks with a golf club

>>68041190
kek

>>68041141
gonna sync up my poo with your poo to achieve quantum poo entanglement

>>68040739
>>68040849
Ah yes, the South

>>68041219
motorsport manager

>>68041194
alri

>>68041146
Ms. May I know either you or one of the GCHQ goons is reading this; but can you tell us if we're still allowed to watch the robots sex the ladies?

Look forward to your email, ta xx

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CLIMB MOUNTAINS AND DO YOGA

>>68041103
Name of the girl on the left?

>>68041199
GERMAN
EFFICIENCY

>>68041080
ah yes the "leaf" meme for pointing out your country is already going to shit from climate change so why make it worse

>>68041199
possibly because /brit/ has been overtaken by boring facebook retards and everyone has left now because of it

got hiccups lads

not a fan

>>68041200
I've only got £40 though.

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>>68041190
Darklands

>>68041190
tyranny

>>68041219
>>68041232
What the fuck are you two on about?

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thoughts?

>>68041188
They're for losers with tiny weenies who need objects to show off to make their lives feel important

>>68041242
how do I like this post?

>>68041219
>>68041232
Hmm, I don't remember quoting that.

>>68041242
i've been here since /brit/ started but all i do now is post-ironically post facebook memes now

ama

>>68041090
>What gym do you go to
>The Library

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>>68040998

so has anyone actually grown a mustache for movember or is it just ol' muggins here?

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gonna snort some of these later

>>68041268
Completed it m8

>>68041230
>California license plate

Not the brightest one are you?

>>68041292
why do you like the word 'now' so much?

>>68041292
how do planes work?

>>68041188
yea they are pretty silly
I have an SUV but its not really that big desu
when I see someone in some gigantic raise ford F150 gunning their engine around town I sort of laugh.

noticed myself and all my mates starting to reach peak attractiveness now lads

it's all downhill from here haha

>>68041310
I've been growing a beard since the beginning of the year and will shave it off on December 1st.

>>68041053
mmmmm delicious nightshade

you can add it to any dish

>>68041310
I can't grow much facial hair.

But I stand in solidarity with movember because I have a prostate infection.

>>68041167
Post it again

>>68041310
Bet you've got a self-styled novelty Christmas jumper for December too

wanker...

>>68041337
my ai is broken

>>68041338
engines and shit

>>68041317
those were top

bumping dead thread

does fat cam still post here?

>>68041310
post it

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>>68040780
Stay woke

>>68041310
I've had a full beard for a while now

i call it, the runt magnet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtTlR85ZXK8

>>68041391
No

>>68041317
remember doing this at a party in year 8 and everyone thought they were cool for it

bunch of morons children are eh

>>68041057
No, they end up looking like a bag of ham that's been hit with a hammer

>>68041334
Say that to my face IRL and not online and I'll heem tae fuck out of you

is saying "stay woke" degenerate?

>>68041391
yeh, he invented the ribena gimmick

Been watching some videos on K2/spice after a couple of my mates said they were given it after being told it was weed.

This shit is absolutely insane. The withdrawals are ruthless as fuck and seem to be so, so much worse than even heroin. The symptoms when you're taking it are worse than most hard drug withdrawals.

Some poor cunts that are hooked on it have to wake up every 30-60 minutes to smoke it.

The Chinese are disgusting people for creating this stuff. I would like to see it being made though.

>>68041394
shant be gandering at a single letter

Got offered $110k in Pleasanton, California lads. Most likely starting in February

Think I'm gonna take the offer, quite a jump from my current £44k.

>>68041369
well yeah all the lads will be wearing them when we all go out on black eye friday

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*answer question*

>Professor: Wow anon, is there anything you DONT know?
>Chad: WHAT A PUSSY FEELS LIKE!

*entire class (including professor) laughing hysterically for 1 minute*

>Other Chad: Oh he KNOWS what a pussy feels like!

*more laughing and hooting*

>Girl: You know we all love you anon

*more laughing*

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>>68041391
he is the silent overlord

if you're quiet, sometimes you can sense him

>>68041474
tearz blud
kill yourself

>>68041434
>The Chinese are disgusting people for creating this stuff.

A little bit of karma mayhaps?

did anyone else shed a tear of joy when nonceaboo got nicked again?

>>68041446
what job is it?

>>68041434
Shan't be letting light from a single pixel of that post make contact with my retinas.

>>68041474
I've been that Chad once or twice tbqh.

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>>68041474
>"heheh good one Chad"

Is anyone even remotely sane here?

/brit/ feels like an institution sometimes

>>68041474
you seem like a cool dude, would def bang bp

>>68041510
>you did what to a cat mr hussien?!

>>68041474
is this how university shooters are born?

>>68041474
the second chad gave you a compliment mate

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>always eat at my pc
>monitor is ~8 years old
>screen is covered in little specks of food
>too lazy to clean it

>>68041190
Witcher 3

>>68041523
LIKE I GIVE A FUCK!

>Today, during the Welsh Assembly, a UKIP Assembly Member asked the country's First Minister if Ireland could fund the cost of a Welsh motorway improvement scheme following Brexit.

>David Rowlands, Assembly Member for South Wales East, asked: "Will the First Minister explore the possibility of part of the cost for the M4 improvement scheme being borne by the Irish Government, given that three quarters of all Irish exports to the EU and UK pass along that road?"

>After the possibility was vehemently discredited by First Minister Carwyn Jones, Rowlands said: "This is a serious proposition, as I understand Ireland may be able to access funds from the Trans-European highways fund".

these are the people you listened to

when i'm forced to interact with people they generally like me but i cant seem to make friends easily

>>68041474
Ah yes, the famous American banter

>>68041199
based on what?

the last /brit/ thread hit the bump limit in 1h30 and the one before that 1h30

the last /deutsch/ thread took 2h the one before that 2h20

>>68041514
Lab equipment R&D, broadly speaking.

>>68041577
'sm

>>68041530
I am
:)

You unbanned yet latexbro?

>>68041588
giz a job

>>68041190
dragons dogma, don't listen to gregzorz here >>68041557

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In the man cave with Chaz and Smithy. Just cracked open some Fosters and things are getting wild haha

The old ball and chain is gonna have a word with me tonight about the noise for sure haha

Damn, Chaz is really killing me in FIFA haha

>>68041560
>Anonymous
Stopped reading right there.

>>68041617

He's a working class man

>>68041588
Wish I could move to America for some sciency job lad, good luck.

Environment could become quite hostile over there for immigrants under Trump's plans though.

>>68041594
f-for you

I did it again and got 30

that's good enough for me aha

>>68041510
Do tell

>>68041571
>need to build a road
>ask another country to pay for it
it's a genius plan you cheeky gobshite

>>68041446
>Pleasanton, California

Literally wealthiest town in Yankland (in terms of average salaries), $110k is below the median income there.

>>68041597

that smile.... hmmm *takes notes*

>>68041394
>Stay woke
Awful grammar, shame on you

>>68041662
I don't care senpai

don't kill yourself, yeah?

>>68041572
same desu

can never connect with people on a more than superficial level

never had a "best friend", and i havent hung out with just 1 friend since i was a kid. i always just hang out with a group of friends

Has anyone made a /brit/ PS4 group yet to play BF1 with the lads?

>>68041676
that was the point of being in the eu, somebody shouldve told the spacker welsh about it lel

>>68040476
chhooon for the discerning and patrician lad tbqh ngl lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ivhJlrjTTI

>>68041702
need your daily shitposts to keep me from killing myself

dont do it

Choon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqc9al6z59I

>>68041530
/brit/ is just like the mind of someone on stims, random impulsive thoughts everywhere

imagine the state of this thread back when speedlads were a thing and would have organised essay writing contests

bought a 2 pint mug to drink water from

>>68041530
can just see a doctor going padded cell to padded cel checking on his patients spouting gimmicks

now and then hearing another patient shout (you)!

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would never live here

despise the warehouse project desu

>im not like other girls. infact ill probably be playing xbox while you make me a sandwich xD

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>get some hash
>never smoked it before
>everyone on about how much stronger it is than bud weed
>crumble some into bong
>take a hit
>feel just as stoned as I would smoking the same amount of weed

>>68041702
No

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*absconds from this astral realm*
*assumes my ascended form*
*acquires vast knowledge of the omniverse*
*assails the endless sea of stars*
*assaults your ballbag with telepathic brainwaves*

>68041694
cared enough to give me a (You) mate

*puts it in the piggay bank*
thanks a lot x

Look lads
He's posted it again
That's the 15th time today

the gf is WAY too loud in bed lads

can't look the neighbours in the eye anymore

>>68041673
poleaboo.wordpress.com

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>>get some hash
>>never smoked it before
>>everyone on about how much stronger it is than bud weed
>>crumble some into bong
>>take a hit
>>feel just as stoned as I would smoking the same amount of weed

>>68041733
my ex-gf liked him a lot

>>68041733

love black people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-BICdtCjzk

>>68041739
why

got a ticket to the bicep one

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Are Deanos basically people whose families were working-class London cockneys who got pushed out of the city due to property prices and now live in Essex in Barratt newbuilds?

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>>68041762

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>>68041756
well done yank

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>>68041738
It can be pleasant, its not vapid and empty like yankland

shan't be glancing at a pixel of this thread

>>68041815
no
they're just insane people who have lots and lots and lots of loans and yet are completely fine with everything teetering on a dangerous balance

also they like the LADBible on facebook

>68041830
and another

at this rate i'll have enough for a ticket out of here in no time

>>68041843
don't respond to the bait

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I'm going to fuck death

>>68041870
glance at this!

>>68041738
Still better than any non-Five Eyes country tbqh

>>68041815
don't think there are actually that many new builds in essex desu

Really don't care for New Years

TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEYRE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU

*tosses my poo at you*

>>68041886
alrai

>Time Warner isn't jewish

head just exploded

>>68041912
Really living up to that flag of yours, eh?

mum's just gone away for a week, might purchase some alcohol and get drunk tonight haha

>>68041913
Olrye

Sorry meant paedo not poof

>>68041843
>responding to bait

fuck off

>>68041955
Wagwan

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memento mori

>>68041943
Funny because it's the only major U.S. provider that still offers nationwide unlimited data

>>68041957
no difference

>>68041951
Can i come over

anyone want to start a 5-a-side team

my spuds can go in goal

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Who is the most employable?

>>68041983
Ah yes, falling into the dryer....

>>68041908
What if you and I had a NYs meet up? Grab a couple pints and ring in the new year together :3

>>68041880

honestly not sure how people can live when they're up to their eyeballs in debt. I;d be stressing constantly

>>68041982
Nada blud. What are you saying fom

just found out that a work colleague had a child die 6 years ago and it made the national news. such a preventable death as well lmao.

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>I'm a 2nd year medical student with $290,521.70 of student loans. A private loan I took out my sophomore year in college is now demanding payments. I need help.

>>68042024
They're all women so none of them

>>68042024
Dave Thompson, he out-performed the lot of them

>>68041983
someone make one of those spam posts about tripping on someone's balls and make it about this

alri lads

>>68042024
if they have the same ability all of them haha

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>>68041983
What a horrendously pathetic way to die

What are some American candies/snacks that are unavailable or hard to get in the UK? I'm sending some to a friend and it's supposed to be a surprise so I can't just ask him.

Are pancakes with maple syrup something that's common over there?

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>>68042077
*trips and falls*

>>68041752
its much cleaner nicer high i think

got some for the first time last month, nice when you wanna get stoned but also want to be able to function

mines lasted me ages because for some reason i dont feel the need to get mega stoned as opposed to when i smoke weed and i cant stop myself until i feel like im gonna die aha

and you can smoke it anywhere because it doesn't smell much different to tobacco when its a joint

>>68042000

negative

How do I shag fresher girls?

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1480001562440.webm

Great Britain: 60 million people
at a stretch perhaps 10% of the users of this website, most likely less on this board (source: my arse)
>Fastest general

North America: 580 million people
more than 60% of the users of this website, most likely more (source: my arse for a second time)
>3rd or 4th fastest general

someone please explain this?

>>68042024
I can't make that decision without seeing their CV

>>68042113
Fuck off Yank

>>68042070
based dave

>>68042059
why did he have the child die

sounds like a bit of a prick

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>>68042103
>yank """sweets"""

any good painal reccs

>>68042135
its cold here?

>>68041983

good lad made it look like an accident :)

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ah yes the north

business idea: start a shipping company

>>68042135
We don't have enough memes to attract foreigners.

>>68042154
wow, i never knew i had a thing for this

thx leaf

>>68042148
why did that make you think i was an american

>>68042125
>kayaks instead of kikes

eh??

>>68042045
Aint shit senpai. Safe.

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>>68042193

>>68042103
>Are pancakes with maple syrup something that's common over there?

yes very common

>>68042135

right now UK's at 10%, US is at 36%, and Canada is at 6%

>>68042103
we have a tiny yank section in tescos with all the meme products

>>68042113
Does hash have the same indica/sativa effects like bud?

>>68042103
American Smarties are hard to get there I'd suppose, though they're much like Parma-Violets.

>>68042205
its a way to stop censorship

>>68042210
>posts a bernie supporting jew
youve done your bed

BUsiness IDea: CApitalize EVery WOrds FIrst TWo LEtters

>>68042024
Me on the right

submitting a fake story to Everyday Sexism

>>68042210
>>68042242
who is he?

>>68042251
aaaaaah yes, canadian posts

>>68042251
Terrible idea
*politely but firmly asks you to leave the premises of my venture capital firm*

>>68042103
They're all here now.

Even saw those twinkie things in Morrisons, they look disgusting

Vice wanted me to write a piece of Dublin's young ravers, I told them to stick it up their arse as I disagree with their political agenda

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Where is this stereotype of mages using wans came from lads?

>>68042251
FUOFDUMA (FUck OFf DUtchMAn)

>>68042234
i dunno i just bought it and smoked it

>>68042282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAkzMISK56s

a good lad

shitpost idea: post business idea

>>68042220
Nobody eats american pancakes or maple syrup m8

>>68042113
>cleaner nicer high i think
find it to be the opposite tbH
weed gets me slowed down and chilling
hash makes me crazy laughing talking and also paranoid

>>68042305
why did they ask you that