Come to Guatemala now

What? emala

>>68035407
Guatebuena desu senpay arigato

>>68035342
I did last year. Great trip, very friendly people and GOAT food.

Sorry about supporting your dictatorship btw

>>68035809
Wich dictatorship? Ubico? Yeah he was an asshole but he did some good things.

En Guatemala también usan la expresión "Vamos de guatemala a guatepeor"?

>>68035966
simón amigo, principalmente las señoras que lo único que hacen es hablar y no aportan nada a la sociedad, pero si vamos de Guatemala a guatepeor

>>68035966
Si, guatepeor or guatemierda. No muchos lo dicen pero lo he oido.

>>68035342
no

>>68035342
>Come to Guatemala
>Use image that makes me not to want to go to Guatemala

>>68036216
You don't like cool looking volcanoes?

>>68036137
buen post amigo, te ganaste el uca uca

>>68036286
>cool looking volcanoes

I don't like them more than cool looking tsunamis or cool looking plagues.

Why would anyone want to look volcanoes? I would rather watch things that can't kill me.

>>68036030
>>68036095

Una vez intente seducir una guatemalteca y unos de los chistes que gasté fue "Permiso ¿vos sos de la Guatemala o de la Guatebuena?".

No me fue tan mal como uno esperaría...

>>68036398

Vocalnoes are rad, my Galician friend.

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>>68036137
Why?

Will you dirty monkeys try to rob me if I go on vacation?

>>68036434
¿la llevaste a un autohotel después?

>>68036551
Guatemalas super safe if you stay out of the slums and ghettos.

Just don't try to buy drugs

>>68036551
Just be smart and don't get into the shady parts. The country in general is much safer than the city, and the city itself is not unsafe in many areas.

>>68036661

Era mena decente, me costo buena plata salir con ella, pero eventualmente la pollé. Nunca he ido a Guatemala. Se suponía que estas navidades yo y mis majes íbamos a Honduras/Guatemala, pero los fondos estan escasos.

I like your flag but I don't know much about Guatemala

ok

>>68036778
Lástima bro, yo también debí ir a Cali este año pero los fondos están bajos aquí.
>>68036875
What do you want to know pham?

Bump nigga

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>>68037774
I'm trying to bump with pics of our cunt. Y have a ton.

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>>68037774
I'm trying to bump with pics of our cunt. I have a ton.

Yes, these pictures are neat

>>68037963
Wtf. I thought I aborted this reply

How easy can you get in trouble for drugs?
Are there a lot of drugs there?

>>68038342
Really hard tbqh, just don't be a dumbfuck, you can literally smoke weed in public, you have to do it discretely tho; and yes, weed is illegal here.

>>68038342
Weed is plentiful yes, but I guess that is the case of most countries. Never got cought with it but I don't think the police cares that much.
Now if we are talking about coaine etc...
Well I have never consumed it but It is not that hard to get it if you get around.

Pretty bad desu

Fugg I meant to type pretty rad desu

>>68035342
I'd love to but no money :(

>>68041129
for a one way ticket?

Some vids from here:
https://youtu.be/NpokgbqIgjs
https://youtu.be/0LzXYyc6tAA
https://youtu.be/d24AI2swKu4
https://youtu.be/DX_wprkggoE
https://youtu.be/prKhiJaV-lM
https://youtu.be/cBiiFPDq_VM
https://youtu.be/yVD2j4YdK9I
https://youtu.be/JzaeoOZtnoI

>>68042338
You mean to live in Guatemala? I do not know if I want to live there

>>68042374
Most of these are musical videos but some might give you a better persepective of the country.

guateMALA

I wanna see Antigua but my friend's parents once drove to the capital from here and on the highway some dudes stopped them, tied them up and robbed them. They tried to steal the car too but didn't know how to start it. Is the Peten usually dangerous?

>>68044125
That sounds fucked up. I have never heard of something like that. Maybe they took a dangerous path.

Peten is one of the most dangerous parts of the country but the touristy places and the ruins are pretty safe. You are right next to Peten so it might be a short travel but go before its dark. The ideal way to travel to tikal is by those tourist shuttles but they are more expensive.

>>68042848
COCAlombia

waiting for peru and nigeria

bump :3

>>68035342
hell no

Do I get to bring home any lava?

>>68035559
Where is this? Looks comfy af

>>68036137
>>68052855
Wtf I hate my neighbors now.

>>68035342
I love volcanos. I hope there is a major eruption that disrupts life from Arizona to Uraguay.

>>68052923
Yes but cold and solid
>>68053075
The capital

>>68036398
>pussy Old Worlders

*looks to see where Guatemala is on a map*

>>68035710
nice

>>68053173
desu amerifriends are also pussies, despite the fact that many of your major cities are Mexico-tier when it comes to crime.

>>68053384
Come say that to my face and not online, 'migo

>>68053164
OK, I guess I'll have to heat it back up in the microwave

>>68035342
Very nice Guatemala... Want to be our 33rd state?

>>68053489
pls no, we can't deal with more Chiapas and Oaxaca trouble

Are Guatemalan women qts?
I always imagined them to be very 'caliente' if you get what I mean haha

>>68053601
>haha

>>68053489
Fine
>>68053601
You wouldnt like the average guatemalan woman if you dont like native american features.
That caliente feeling goes better towards Colombianas and venezuelans to me.

>>68053707
what are native american features?
here i am used to thiccc latina women, are guatemalan qts different?

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>>68053889

>>68053943
hmm i'll have to do more research
i do want to visit your country one day

>>68054062
We are not all natives but they are like 40 percent of the population. Gringos have it easier to bang hot women here anyways so I wouldn't worry about that.

>>68054206
i'm learning spanish right now so i hope to come there...
what do you recommend for a visitor/tourist?

>>68054245
Antigua\ Pana\San pedro la laguna.
If you want inmersion and avoid tourist don't go to antigua. I prefer antigua, it is more pretty, has more things to do, more attractive woman, but that is my point of view.

>>68036020
>Marcopolo Viale BRT
wtf I love Guatemala now!

>>68054488
Thanks bby, we ordered them right from your country :3

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>>68054488
Yep, they are bretty nice.

guatemala looks pretty cool 2bh

Pretty awesome pics

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>>68057200
here's another one from guatemala

>>68036968
Not the same anon but, Are Shucos tasty?

>>68057245
Nice, you took it?
>>68057279
You bet they are!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqtG1QjjlyA

This vid has some good shots of one of our highways.

>>68057111
thnx bro

>>68057530
Nope I just went to the profile of a Guatemalan photographer.

Alright boys give it to me straight
If I can't roll my r's, how fucked am I at speaking Spanish?

>>68058740
People will understand you, but mock you endlessly.

>>68058777
We mock even people from our own countries for their accent...

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I want to go but going from El Salvador to Guatemala is very dangerous, pretty much every week there is some news about Salvadoran tourists getting robed.

Antigua Guatemala looks comfy as hell

>>68059217
Sad to hear that. Apparently it happens to belizeans too according to that anon. I guess the best way is though plane, but that is sometimes not worth it because of the price. I have gone to El Salvador by road and felt pretty safe. You have nice beaches.

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>>68055422
And now we also have this beasts. They look like little trains.

how black are the girls ?

>>68059894
Some are quite black. But really just in our little caribean coast:
Video related
https://youtu.be/WYuNmLZfUoE

>>68059217
Antigua is lovely, but it's soooo touristy. I wouldn't recommend staying more than a couple days

>>68059839
what is this, csuklós csuklós busz?

is guatemala more or less first world than chiapas?

>>68060159
Articulated bus? If that is your question then yes.
>>68060166
Chiapas is less violent I think. Dont know how industralized it is though.

Me gusta Guatemala. Hermosa naturaleza, y impresionantes ruinas precolombinas.

>>68060353
De Panama no conosco mucho, deberias abrir un hilo similar luego.

>>68060371
Ayer había uno que abrió un gringo. Así que si llego a hacer algo parecido, dejaré que pase un rato.