>you will never be Brazilian

good

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>>68035150
>you will never have sandy beaches, sultry brown women with bundas, and weird fruity alcholic beverages with little umbrellas

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>>68035150

:(

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>be huemonkey
>play soccer
>die in plane crash

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>>68035150
>*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3217H8JppI playing on the background*

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>>68035323

>>68035150
>>68035202
>>68035268
>>68035314
Ever thought of going to Brazil on vacation?

>>68035426
There's a difference between dressing like Batman and actually being Batman.

>>68035426
I'm ghostly pale. The sunshine would kill me.

>>68035539
There isn't. Batman doesn't actually exist.

>>68035426
I like to entertain the idea but i don't actually want to die 2bh

>>68035615
Does that mean Brazil doesn't exist? It's just been a lie all this time?

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>>68035150
>you will always be brazilian

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>that shitpost thread

>>68035319
That's not funny

>>68035737

You are welcome to gtfo, my fellow monkeylander. And remember to never come back.

:DDDD

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>>68035737

how many % of br women don't have bunda?

>>68035947

Can't think of many chicks w/o bunda.

Meaning the qts and such. Even ugly chicks have bundas though. Some are bangable, some are not.

>>68035150
You should thank God for that.

>>68035150
thank god

>>68035539
Batman was supposed to be a symbol. Anyone could be him

>>68036242
Does that mean it's possible to become Brazilian?

>>68036285

Miscigenation my friend. All you need is the will to have fun, and if you're not mixed: Get a tan. HU3 en route.

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>>68036384
What if you can't tan? I just turn red like a lobster. I belong indoors under artificial light.

>>68036285
We only allow white people to become Brazilian these days.

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>>68035150
this could have been you
the future brazilian olympic swimmer

>>68036455
It's okay, I'm the same, but still Brazilian.

>>68035319
are you underage?

>>68035150
Fuck you

>videogame has Brazilian character
>male
>black

>female
>latina

>>68036654
Fucking Overwatch and Street Fighter.

>>68036652
Please don't rub it in.

>>68036654
Kek

>>68035319
>sven

oh boy...

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>>68035150
The lone Brazilian in a class full of white kids.
Do you want this to be you?

>>68036694
Is anything about Lúcio even Brazilian, except his summer skin?

>>68035426
Only go to Brazil if you are a sex tourist as the Brazilian girls are massive whores who worship white men - no other reason to go there.

>>68036889
Blizzard said he's Brazilian but I've never seen him speaking Portuguese in-game.

>>68036985
>no other reason to go there

There's plenty of nature to see.

Thankfully

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>>68035758
the confused chilean strikes again
you should have gone to make fun of the brazilians for not being white like you

>>68037020
I thought the Portuguese voices for Overwatch were decent, except for Windowmaker who sounds like she has a clothespin on her nose.

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>>68037148
Fuck. I didn't know they dubbed OW in Portuguese. Mind's been blown.

How does Mercy sounds?

>>68037293
https://youtu.be/b7cg7XJ1XPU?t=2m7s

One issue with Mercy though is both friendly and enemy Mercy say "Heróis nunca morrem" which is confusing. They need to give enemy Mercy her German line.

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>>68037447
>speaking slowly like a google translator robot
>Rio accent

Triggered

>>68037627
What do you think of Lucio's?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdST5V5CrHQ

>>68037324
god, what is going on there. dick straight thru her ears? or is it someone's arm

>>68037731
9/10

He seems a lot more natural than Mercy and they put in some effort to add slangs. I like it.

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>>68037627
>Rio accent
>triggered
I'm sorry mate, no portuguese accent will ever be as relevant as ours. It must be very bad being ignored by everyone.

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>>68037718
It's the same, he will be butthurt because Lucio is supposed to be from Rio de Janeiro.

>>68036880
That's actually a lone Swede in class of Argies.

>>68035150
Thank God for that

>>68035426
I have a hand full of days before i leave for RIO(yes going to rio i got a really cheap flight)
Also not white and i have tons of stuff i want to do i might make a thread asking people to give me ideas if i run through my list but that's unlikely.
also learning Portuguese only know like 300 words atm so i'm hoping to sky rocket in proficiency

>>68037718
it actually sounds way more human than marcy

>>68035713
Yes, in the sense that Brazil is far worse than you imagine

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>i always be monke