Do you own a copy of the Holy Word of God, /int/ ?

>God
>>>/x/

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of course

>>68032608
I said Holy Word of God, not toilet paper

>>68032670
enjoy your stay in hell, kaffir

>>68032670
catholic bibles are toilet paper too

I have a Greek Orthodox bible at home.
I pray every day to God but he does not destroy the white race.

>>68032515
i do. my grandmother used to read it to me. she also read to me the anciant greek myths and legends. i never interpreted it as something that happened but as a book for morals. now i just interpret it as the SJW way of keeping the roman empire intact for a few centuries

Nope, I don`t own any printed book and have only read Das Kapital on the Internet.

>>68032515

Indeed.

>catholic bible
>new testament, protestant
>koran, official from Mecca
>koran, translated
>torah, hebrew and translated
>siddur (jewish prayer book)

Covered for whoever comes knocking down the door.

>>68032515

Pic not related?

>>68032515
Yeah but it just sits there doing nothing

>>68032515
Yes, it's full of fairy tales to read to kids.

Binned it tb h.

>>68032839
this
books are for fags

>>68032515
No, I gave it away.

>>68032515
I'm sure there's a copy lying around here somewhere.

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>>68032515
Yeah I have one in mint condition

>>68032870
>no Orthodox bible

>>68032515
yes

>>68032608
islam is a satanic lie

I do. It's not the word of God. It's somewhat holy. It also has a lot of crazy shit in there. And some boring parts.

I think there are parts that are really God talking directly but very little, and I'm not even sure of that much.

--signed, tired of American Christianity

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>>68032515
yes

>>68032515
Yes. It has my name on it too.

>>68032515
No because i don't have a low IQ

>>68032515
Yes.
>Yfw you will never live in a developed muzzie country

Forgot to add, >of course I do.

>>68032870
No Book of Mormon?

>Holy
>Word
>Of
>God

>>68033999
>999
>666
delete this

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>>68032515
of course

>>68034014
>UAE
>developed
why can't we just wipe that shithole off the map? after evacuating all the guest workers, of course.

>>68033999
What does it have to do with low iq you subhuman?

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>>68034246
DELET THIS

>>68034304
Believing in a imaginary men is for people with low IQ's who knows nothing about science.

>>68034298
>Implying
Nah,you swedecucks will be 100% brown soon if you guys don't save the white race.

>>68034389
God is real.

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When did /int/ become filled with fedoras? I'm not even talking about ignorant Asian countries, but the the contrarian edgy niggers from the West.

>>68034503
Food comes in poop comes out, you can't explain that...

>>68034389
the hard problem of consciousness proves materialism false

>>68034607
most of them are underage

>>68034607
>Having a hoe as the mother of their imaginary friend

You people make me sick

>>68034656
yes the human body is complicated

>>68032670
>an algerian not following the Quran
infidel! traitor!

>>68034680
See this >>68034656

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>>68034742

>there are people on this thread who don't realize that christianism is an interpretation of the bible using greek philosophy as a guide

People will never study philosophy. Christianism is an allegory that is very useful to make people have a better life. Whether God exists or not is your problem, but christianism is good and there is absolutely no excuse to reject it.

>>68033952
based

>>68032515
It's not Bible. It's Ingeel

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>>68034875
Εγώ ειμί το φως του kόσμου ο αkολουθών εμοί ου μη περιπατήση εν τη σkοτία αλλ΄ έξει το φως της ζωής.

There are many false Christians in the world.
Only Orthodox Christians are real Christians.

>>68034983
This

>>68034983
KYS ikibey

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>>68035033
I am a Greek, not white.

>>68032515
I'm not religious but I do enjoy the book of Ecclesiastes.

>>68034875
>Whether God exists or not is your problem, but christianism is good and there is absolutely no excuse to reject it.
If you agree with Christian ethics.

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>>68032515
And unlike yours, I've also got the real deal.

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>>68032515
sure

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>>68035106

I used to have a really nice Bible that I got from my great grandmother with gold edges but I dunno where it is now. Really wish I still had it 2bh.

>>68035106
good bait

>>68034065
that's the real Bible

>>68035106
ma nigga

>>68034656
Retards like you are the reason agnostics and atheists aren't taken seriously here.

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>>68034875
>Christianism is an allegory that is very useful to make people have a better life. Whether God exists or not is your problem, but christianism is good and there is absolutely no excuse to reject it.
True, but there are also retards who take everything wrote in the bible literally

>>68035327
If you believe in god, you have a shitty humanities or social sciences degree or no degree at all.

Tell me 1 and only 1 good argument for the existence of your imaginary friend.

>>68035433
written*

God is dead

>>68035443
>Tell me 1 and only 1 good argument for the existence of your imaginary friend.
I am a Greek

>>68035517
That explains your low IQ

>>68035443
Fatima

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>>68035603
I am more intelligent than almost all known life forms in the whole universe.

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ITT: kuffar

>>68035663
you forgot to say by allah

>>68035604
That only shows the dumbness and retardness of religious people.
>Some shepherd uneducated and very poor kids say they saw a saint.
>Everyone believes in them without a question and they rise to the fame

How dumb you have to be to believe in that...

>>68035708
bulgaria is a filthy country and bulgarians are useless people

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>>68035671

>>68035443
I'm an agnostic, I was just telling you that your reasoning is retarded and you're talking like an edgy teen.

>>68032515
no im pagan

>>68035720
everyone saw it (even the pope, actually), not just the kids

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>>68035720
Your sould is crying.

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>>68035793
soul*

>>68035728
you know relief will only come when you cease your existence. if you still have some sanity left, see help. you need medication

>>68035773
No, just the kids

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>>68035865
>>68035065
Imagine a world that would be Greek.

>>68035955
i told you. you how this will end if you dont go for medication

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>>68036018
The national animal of Greece is the phoenix.

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>>68032515
I have pic related

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>>68036121

>>68032515
No, I burned mine when I was 16. I matured a bit after that.

>>68032515
Yes of course.

Bought one recently though because I couldn't find the other one. Currently reading Acts.

>>68036058
look man i also thought that life should be something great. it isnt. i also blamed my mother and father for everything. maybe i still do. but that solves nothing. stop trying to get you's and trolling in threads. i know it has instant gratification, but really no one cares for it. the hate will stop and you will feel empty when the attention stops. forgive your parents and try to understand that they are not perfect people, they are just good people. and work from there.

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look at this eagle

>>68035443
Why, what's the point in trying to prove that there's a God to people like you?

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>>68036209
Life is great when you are a Greek.
My favourite snack is Greek and I did not know it.

>>68036277
and if i didnt answer now?

>>68036274
The point is that religious people can't have a good or intelligent argument defending their dumb beliefs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EphcacBt-Mk

>>68033355
nc.

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>>68036318
The first computer was Greek.
Without the whites we would make picknick trips to the moon.

i've got a bible with golden pages

>>68033091
This!

>>68036419
try to talk to your mother and cook something with her. maybe she will start cooking for you then. maybe family members got her in a depression and made her stop cooking. try to understand and forgive. this is my last you im off now

>>68036423
throw it away when its a protestant one

>>68036387
God is watching at you right now.

>>68036524
it's a catholic one senpai

>>68036387
You're the one calling those religious people names and that they're stupid and you're trying to say they can't have good arguments?

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>>68036512
Pizza is Greek
Pasta is Greek
Sausages are Greek
and so much more

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>>68036547
even worse

>>68036419
good post

>>68032515
Yes, in case of suddenly running out of toilet paper.

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>>68036867

>>68036524
>throw it away when its a protestant one
>when
This is how we know you're just a German pretending to be Greek. Only a German would say "when" instead of "if" (since wenn and when sound similar).

>>68032515
Yes i own a lot of them in various language.

>>68036578
Yes.
If you believe in dumb things you will be called dumb

>>68036990
Not an argument

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>>68034791
>dumbtugal

>>68032515
I own 7, two of which are study Bibles
Feels good

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>>68038253

>>68032515
I have one in my room right now

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Of course.

>>68038564
bist du der türke der kein türkisch sprechen kann?

>>68038616
Bin deutsch. Habe mindestens 2 Bibeln irgendwo rumliegen.

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>>68033999
I hope you're not serious, but just in case: you're making atheists look bad

>>68038466
dont judge them
jobs and gates droped their school too

>>68032515
several of them, hidden all around the house and inside the walls

there's a big, well-commentated one in the library that I like very much though

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>>68038564
100% heretic

>>68033329

The Catholic bible is close enough, and I have the apocrypha.

Best, though, is that I know how to tie prayer ropes. Most Orthodox probably don't even know how to do that, so I'm good. I also know the Jesus prayer in Russian. I don't pronounce it properly of course but I could get by.

I've also managed to learn the basics of Muslim prayer, so can recite a surah or two and prevent being shot.

>>68034065

>book of mormon

Oh hell no. If they take over I'm quite happy with being shot in the street.

>>68032870
what if whoever comes knocking down the door finds the rest of them?

>>68038920
your prevention/preparation is really impressive
what is the best word in this context ? like preparation, I can't find a better word for that

>>68032515
Yes of course. Mine is big too, about 7.5kg

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tore the one I got from my dead grand father in half then to shreads, then cut some pages of revelation out to use for smokeing pot.
ARISE WITH ME TOGETHER WE WILL END THIS NONSENCE OF A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARISE AND RECLAIM EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
DEATH TO ALL THE TRAITORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

>>68040211
wew

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actually I have the new testament since yesterday, distributed in front of my uni by the gideons
everyone with me were edgelords who threw it away, I've started reading it, I might read the ancient testament after that

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Yessir

>>68041621
>ancient testament
that's cute

>>68032870
What if Osiris comes knocking?

>>68041816
why is it pink

>>68042073
you don't say ancient testament in english ?
or is it some kind of protestantism trick ?

>>68042435
ils disent old testament.

>>68032670
Allah and God are the same entity, you fucking fuckwit.

>>68042435
aaaaaaah

>>68042517
No.

the Christian God is Trinity, allah is not.

>>68042543
pour (Toi) >>68042467
c'est toi le posteur original ?
l'anon qui devait aller aux JMJ ?

>>68042517
>this is what the jews want you to believe

>>68042625
aaaaaaah

>>68042623
oui je suis l'op. non je devais pas aller aux JMJ

>>68042403
It's red

>>68042546
He is. It's just different perceptions of the holy books.

>>68042625
Jahve is the same entity as the former two. Why do you thin they're called the three Abrahamic religions? Because they all agree with the old testament.

>>68042697
I'm pretty sure it's pink

>>68042697
What version is it?

>>68042625
>can't articulate an intelligent response
>"da joos did it"

>>68032515
nah

for christ's sake I cannot find a bible on our craigslist
(lol i'm going to hell)

>>68042757
No it's just bad lighting

>>68042771
NRSV I think

>>68042842
>aller a la fnac la plus proche
>acheter la Bible de Jérusalem

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>>68042811

>>68042842
You can find a bible for sale in literally every store over here.

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>>68042898
>does it again

>>68042901
I had literaly never seen a new testament outside of a church before yesterday
and if you want to buy one you have to look on the internet, and they are expensive af
some churches sell them to get some money but they are rare

>>68042879
nan y'a pas, j'avais déjà regardé, tu dois en commander et elles sont chères
fnac, le furet, tout le bordel, j'ai dû en voir à emmaüs quand j'étais petit mais c'est tout

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>>68042955
(you)

>>68033256
You lucky bastard.

>>68043047
people just hand out bibles over here, I've got like a dozen of them.

they make good kindling :^) *tips fedora*

>>68032515
Yes an 17Century Bible in german with the log of birth of my ancestors.

>>68042517
That's the belief of muslims, not of Jews or Christians. "Allah" has so many attributes given to him that I disagree with, that I don't consider him my God.

I have a copy of the King James Bible on my desk, sometimes read it to improve my English.

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Fill in this poll you bunch of arians. I want to know if this board really is the atheist hellhole it pretends to be.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11763743
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>>68043047
Amazon ou FNAC mon ami

http://livre.fnac.com/a1992806/Collectif-La-Bible?omnsearchpos=1

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This is my grandmothers pocket sized bible