Britain, why don't you love me anymore

Australia is the better son.

You're alright better then Canada.

>>68031060
:( but we done you proud

>>68030943
You're a shite cunt.

>>68031060
Fuck off, leaf best daughterfu, followed closely by the auzzies and then ameriobesity. Worst son is objectively India, but to be fair he's only so bad due to that one time we raped the fuck out of them.

>>68030943
desu france is the father and UK is the naggy mother

>>68033198
>leaf best daughterfu
They are the most delusional and weak (not counting NZ) desu. I guess that makes them the trap child.

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>>68033249
>France is the father

>>68033300
it's okay im just rebelling against you mommy. lemme suckle on your teet

>>68033287
they are literally us, if we were the hippy father who tried drugs in the 1960s and the mayflower was the hoe that we lost our purity to, Canada is the degenerate liberal daughter who takes after us who she shat out and the US is the edgy neo-liberalist son who hates everyone and thinks they're so superior

>>68033249
>>68033300
France and Italy are the bulls while the Celts, Vikings and Germans are the cucks of British heritage, prove me wrong

>>68033456
>italy
>france
are you on crack?

>>68033524
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_conquest_of_Britain
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_words_of_French_origin

nigga the reason we have roads is because of the wogs, I live in Bath, one of many cities that claim to be an authentic "roman city"

>>68033771
>roman
>italian
>language
>therefore population

>>68033802
>>roman
>>italian
Are you joking family, who else are the descendants of the Roman's if not Italy? Their capital city is Rome you dumby
>>language
>>therefore population
I never implied the British are biologically closest to the French, that's why I said Celts, Viks and Germs were cucked because culturally we borrow the most from France.

>>68034003
>he is legitimately retarded

>>68033960
i honestly just go on here to learn languages

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>>68030943
Don't worry, we're here best ally!

>>68034077
explain

>>68034187
this is why france is the fatherland

>>68030943
Dont take the banter seriously

>>68031060
please dont roleplay

NZ is best son

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chilling and watching the IT Crowd while shitposting on my phone
its pretty comfy here tbqh