You wake up in New York.

i wonder why the fuck i am in new york

>>68030269
go and shart in cosco.

>>68030269
>you bleed in the ditch in new york and never wake up

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Buy new timbs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eukAfV8H7X8

>>68030269
think. wtf this city is overrated

Oh boy, i cant wait to see my favorite 2 towers

>>68030269
I'm losing 29 USD + tip per minute

>>68030269
I do everyday almost. So nothing changes.

>stay the course
>the towers are very close
>keep flying on

I got shot in South Bronx

I do this every day

So I get on 4chan and read this thread

>>68030365
They are two gaping holes right now.

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>>68030346

>>68030427
NYC isn't that violent per capita and you'd be more likely to be stabbed or pushed in front of a train by a mentally ill person desu.

>>68030269
i'd go bowling with roman

>>68030865
NIKO MY CAZIN

>>68030269

For fuck's sake, I wanted to end up in LA.

>>68031047
are you sure about that?

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>>68030269
I go to Europa cafe for breakfast then walk through central park

I love Manhattan

>>68031388

Yeah, the state with the good weather and the whole world's entertainment industry

*fugets abaad it*

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Wonder why I went from old Amsterdam to New Amsterdam

>>68030269
>be new yorker
>get plane'd

Are there really people who have never left New York City?

>go to Brighton Beach
>rent a cheap room
>work illegally as a taxi driver
>eventually find some local qt Slavic girl
>get citizenship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7TkU21lCX4

>blow up twin towers

>>68033215
That may have been more true decades back but unlikely today

>>68033215
Maybe the most poor