Sophie edition
emily
doing a suicide
Respectable third for the lads
eating a rubens apple
business idea: /brit/ invades Sealand
FUCKING BROWN HAIR WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
WHYYYYYYYYY DO I HAVE THIS CURSEEEEE
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
hmm yes, quite
eating a satsuma lads
Brits are cool, but they're too unambitious.
wish I was less white
>>68027892
Do you at least have blue or green eyes?
>Be me
>taught english as a kid by this old woman from britbongistan
>made me use proper english spellings
>slapped my wrists if I used american spellings
>fast forward to now, 20 years later
>americans and canucks get assblasted if I use favourite, colour, grey, etc in my posts
>calls me a limey with a proxy
feels bad
>>68027896
Amazon wishlists are a ok though
>>68027892
blonde makes you look dumb/weird/swedish
black makes you look like a nigger
brown is best
I just went into into /fr/ and asked them to write in English cus I couldn't understand them lmao.
Who /mastertroll/ here?
>>68027915
FOY
Theres never any good films for the lads anymore
>>68027882
Genuinely feel like an absolute weapon for being this spot on
lads
my therapist diagnosed me with autism and (developing) schizophrenic behaviours
a-am I gonna make it?
>>68027938
stealing this mick
Bird
sesh gremlins
>browse /tv/
>90% of the 'discussion' is just people sperging out over actors' appearances
Why are Americans so petty and superficial?
>>68027996
She's sort of right though lads, because castro had the support of all the boys when he did batista in
>>68027996
ah yes
>>68028031
How do you know they're all Americans? It's probably just as diverse as /int/
>>68027915
CHICANO
>>68028031
>americans
>>68027892
>wanting to look like a dumb Danelaw rape baby
>instead of a proud native Briton
Clearly you're an underage thicko who fell for /pol/ memes
Hello I have an anime cuteboy with MAGA hat profile pic and get in 7 hour long arguments on twitter u should take my movement seriously
>>68028068
You just know they're mostly underage Americans because of the utterly terrible quality of discussion
>>68027892
You brown haired folks will be the first to hang on the Day of the rope
theres something about my face that makes me look runty but i can't put my finger on what it is
>>68027959
Timothy Byrne? Is that you?
Wish communism would make a true comeback lads
NEED my state mandated socialista gf
>>68027959
yes
>>68028095
HAIL TRUMP
HAIL OUR PEOPLE
HAIL VICTORY
>>68028113
I guess you will have to post your face now
>he doesnt rate castro
for what purpose?
>>68028127
>due to an administrative error you have been allocated a bf
>>68028143
shan't be doing that
>>68028107
Yeah. They should look into /brit/ for some real quality conversations
Well?
VERY nearly pood myself at the gym doing deadlifts
was a nerve wracking experience
>>68028167
Nonce
>>68028190
did you have your plug in?
>Female PM
>Not a feminist victory
>Woman growing her armpit hair out
>Is a feminist victory
Ahh yes.
>>68028164
People shouldn't be posting their face here anyway
It's quite attention whore-ish
>>68028198
>wearing a squat plug for deadlifts
DYEL?
>>68028167
willy CONTINUES to smell of skips
>my 10yo gf joke got me a permaban
ah yes, moderation
my piss smells like lasagne
fuck sakes my dreams are getting weirder and weirder
>>68028169
>Guardian opinion articles
>>68028210
actually dont
>>68028232
alri garfield
>tfw thinking of all the top notch ballbusting posts I must have missed
I wish I could be here 24/7
my piss smells like those chicken noodle cups
>>68028206
>female pm that has banned female ejaculation
>>68028282
Females don't ejaculate.
It's a Jewish myth to make men feel insecure.
looking at old pictures of myself as a kid and wondering where it all went wrong
>>68028270
People don't even bother reading a single word of long posts
>>68028223
shrieking
business idea: bowling alley with my tender spuds instead of bowling pins
>>68028260
delete this image mate
>>68028299
I want to hatpost this but quickdraw "for free" mcgraw might shoot me
>>68028311
nonce
>>68028352
I will fund you two testicles for a participating share in this venture
>>68028352
I still enjoy this meme I dont give a FUCK what you people think
>>68028320
Wrong, fuck face.
>>68028396
it's alright when it's like that, a short post with a ballbusting joke, preferrably in relation to a completely irrelevant previous post
it's when twats write fucking essays and think they're hilarious that should fuck off
I have always found great pleasure in teasing the ravens in my village by throwing rocks at them or making loud noises, but doing so turns them hostile
So I would usually wear a latex witch mask over my face so I could be relatively safe after I had taken it off
After weeks of teasing the ravens, they had finally turned murderous at the sight of the mask
It wasn't until a few days of non-aggression that I got the brilliant idea of covering my willy with the witch visage in hopes of receiving a good beaking to my bollocks
I eagerly covered my cock completely cloaked in the witch mask and exited my house in search of a murder of murderous ravens who would be more than happy to end me
A shrill raven call sounded in the distance and before I knew it the sun had been blacked out and a dark cloud was surging towards my nads.
The cloud engulfed me entirely with plentiful parlous pecks upon my pintle beyond anything Stephen King could conjure in his literature.
My screams of pain and pleasure echoed for miles alongside the shrieking of the ravens, until they scattered, leaving naught but a scrotumless fool with a wide smile
struggling to find the willpower to do something other than just lie on my bed till i fall asleep
>>68028320
Didn't read this
>>68028410
who is this alpha?
>The oldest person alive and the last person to be born in the 1800's, Italian Emma Morano, turns 117 years old today.
mad
>>68028457
they are hilarious though
>>68028457
like this shit
>>68028464
afternoon lads
*something starts tugging on my trouser leg and making squealing noises*
what's this?
*the runt squeals and tries to explain something about a massive fire in runtshed 6B and that all the runts are tra-*
oh do be quiet you abject little SPECK
*stamps the fucking shit out of the squealing runt*
ugh, trousers ruined and it's not even teatime. God damn these time wasting runts it really does my nut in at times.
Jeeves, Jeeves!
>anon. anon. i farted and followed through, now the bed is smeared with shit. sorry
>>68028457
>when twats write fucking essays and think they're hilarious that should fuck off
Haha >>68028464
>>68028475
i'm a meme
>>68028479
haha he used a long word to describe his testicles!
literally 'dit humour
>>68028478
>being a pensioner for almost half your life
really scroggles the noggle
>keep coming up with business ideas that I can't realize
New obtainable business idea; smash my bollocks with a ball-peen hammer.
>>68028517
yeah haha...
*pretends to take a phone*
sorry I really need to take this....
*legs it out of the house*
>>68028540
it's spelt realise you nonce
>>68028533
name some gimmicks that are funnier
>>68028517
been a while since you posted this gimmick mate
also that girl is an absolute TOP TIER qt
>>68028517
love this gimmick
literally me
modified my bee-keeping suit so my ripe plums sit outside of the fabric
time to agitate the hive
>>68028561
me
>>68028601
more desu
>>68028559
I mean those posts don't even get read so literally anything else has more impact
some fit birds on commie twitter lads
once shat my pants on purpose because i heard it felt good
it doesn't really
>>68028558
Can you realize an s into my nads.
vocaroo yourself pronouncing "Newcastle-upon-Tyne"
>>68028621
just because you have the attention span of a 12 year old yank doesn't mean that nobody reads them
>>68028621
They're funny
>>68028082
My hair is extremely thick and dark brown, which makes it a pain to brush.
Glad I'm not a blond-euroblood though.
Just did a work
>>68028594
makes no sense in winter you twat
>>68028650
need to sort your life out if you actually spend time reading them
doing an asphyxywank
>>68028691
FONT
Ayy up lads.
Rate how much you like each race's women in order out of
White
Black
Persian/Arab
Latino/Mediterranean
Indian
Chink
Just modified my fireplace so I can sit on top of it and thoroughly roast my scrotum while drinking the nog.
>>68028733
Chink
White
Persian
Indian
Latino
Latin women are hot but are a no-fly zone.
>>68028638
Nyoocaasuhw uhpun tyn
>>68028733
white
chink
not a fan of the rest
>>68028733
White
Latino/Mediterranean
Chink
Persian/Arab
Indian
Black
>>68028733
1. White
2. Persian/Arab
3. Latino
4. Black
5. Chink
6. Indian
tbqhwy
>>68028733
white
middle eastern
chink
mediterranean
indian
latino
black
australian abo
>>68028733
white>chink>latino>arab>black>>>>>>>>>>>indian
>>68028776
delete this picture mate
>>68028733
all races are equal
except blacks and chinks who are last
>>68028638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oEMZmrY1ky
>>68028517
kek
chinks are fucking hideous
state of you stupid anime nonces, god I hate you all
>>68028776
I was interested whether some Brits pronounce "new" as "noo" instead of the typical RP "nyu"
Threadly reminder that only those who are from or descendants of those from the British Isles are white
>>68028733
1. Latino/Med
2. White
3. Persian/Arab
4. Black
5. Chink
6. Indian
frowning upon the cultural appropriation of the yanks "delete this picture mate" gimmick
>>68028798
>implying Mediterranean and Latino don't look identical
Nigger do NOT piss me off.
Brexit means brexit
>>68028733
White
Latino/Med
Persian/Arab
Indian
Black
Chink
if i could have any superpower it would be the ability to hear motivational music in my head whenever i need it
>>68028638
nook 'assel 'pon tayn man like why aye like man
>>68028733
Latino/Mediterranean
White
Black tied with Persian/arab
Chink
Indian
>>68028830
they look completely different you blind cunt
fuck off
>>68028733
>White
>Latino/Mediterranean
>Persian/Arab
>Indian
>Chink
>Black
>>68028827
based Aussie
I'm >>68028792 btw.
Looks like we're pretty similar!
:D
>>68028821
>I was interested whether some Brits pronounce "new" as "noo"
Only stupid chavs and Americanised runts do
>>68028733
you have awful taste
white
latino
asian
POWERGAP
arab
black
indian
voted for Brexit but really hate that this name for it is going down in history books
>>68028875
alri la
>tfw no in shape and with an alright face but slightly bad skin and teeth that make her insecure and thus attainable gf
>>68028888
but do you say brecks-it or bregg-zit?
>>68028824
this
>>68028886
>you have awful taste
I wasn't putting them in order I was just naming the races.
I'd probably do
>White
>Persian
>Latino
>Black
>Chink
>Indian
>>68028236
wish I had dreams
what are yours like?
>>68028733
Japanese
Chinese
Slavic
Northern European
Indian
Everyone else
Black
>>68028888
bloody broken brexit britain thatcher tories
What are we going to do on June 23rd next year lads?
Remember, whatever thing most people do on that day will become tradition eventually, so make it good
>http://warpedwales.co.uk/2016/11/29/chester-nightclub-apologises-wrexham-man-accidentally-let/
Explain yourselves Chester
>>68028843
GOOD taste
>>68028888
good job
>>68028907
Only people people over 60 say bregg-zit
>>68028824
Does Scotland count.
>>68028918
sorry la :3
>>68028926
I dreamt an albatross dropped a coconut on my nads and crushed them
>>68028638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Bk5NySBvar
wonder if anyone can guess where my accent is from?
>>68028925
suggest you delete this
>>68028950
toffs do too
>>68028968
Nottingham?
>>68028907
brecks-it
Scottish
>>68028934
thanks lad
>>68028968
home counties
excessive makeup should be a crime tb h
>>68028956
>british isles
what do you think lad
aj tracey's new song is really bad lads
what do we do now?
>>68028996
is it true that many Scots pronounce "it" simply as "eh"?
>>68029015
How about Ireland?
beer and pizza and no work tomorrow
xanax & selected ambient works vol ii in bed
comfy maximum
>>68028926
vague remnants of old memories blended with impossible environments, structures and space
like giant skyscrapers with gardens on them, but when you go to the garden there's a tent and if you go inside the tent you start falling off of the building and then when you land you look up and there's a naval shipyard there instead and then you start falling to that
or sometimes I'll be in a classroom learning about marmalade and petrol and people I went to school with in the past (I don't remember their names) are there and they're all doing stuff and then suddenly we're in space or shit
and lots of other shit that I can't remember
>>68029034
whats music like on xannies?
>>68028993
nope
>>68029011
yep
thought my accent might have changed since I spent so much time with foreigners at uni
definitely think it sounds less essexy now
>>68029018
Sort of. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-glottalization
>>68028107
/got/ generals used to be pretty cool before the jew cucks producers of the show shitted over the 5th and 6th season, for that same reason redditors flooded the board and it hasnt been the same since then
>>68028824
t. abdul mohammed
these commie slags are mentalists lads
literal hours of human safari ahead of me
>>68029081
t.obemi nagundu
>>68029057
the same as anything, everything just feels cozy and nice
xanax in one word is just bliss
never done much drugs except drink some alcohol about 4 years ago
>>68029072
of this I know, but many Scots tend to turn the neutral English [i] as in "pin" and turn it into something e-like
fascinating really, I like the way Scots pronounce ng's as n's
>>68028968
You sound like me
And also a bit gay haha
Om nom nom
>>68029113
t. ashani campbell
>>68029135
on the cross
>>68029135
I do lots of drugs but none of my friends suspect a thing because I do them all on my own ahahahah
the fact that xanax is so nice is what makes it so addictive, swear it's like heroin but without of the physical body harm, withdrawals can kill too
>>68029140
>And also a bit gay haha
I get that one a lot for some reason
>>68029138
>scots
>>68029070
Is it still essexy enough to pronounce scimitar as "seax"?
>Lie down in bed after an exhausting day
>Alarm rings after what feels like 30 sleepless seconds
>Back to work
The least pleasant type of sleep
>>68029197
thought the seax just comes from old english westseaxe
>p-pakis out!
i love sophie,
>>68029194
what language is that
Only just barely started my day and f.lux is already kicking in
>>68029235
all estonians should be killed
>02. 00:57 // "Music Is Math"
ah yes
>>68029227
oops i mean ostseaxe -> essex
>Poleaboo posting again
*sigh*
lads how funny would it be if Trump was a fascist
>>68029235
would love her to bounce marbles off my drooping sack
>>68029194
it's beautiful that they try to sort of phonetise the written language, or at least their native dialect
Englishmen haven't really got to it since Shakespeare's times
>>68029261
wtf? no balt ausnz brother hood?
>>68029269
>giving him attention
eejit
>>68029269
where?
>>68029284
>>68029247
"I love Hispanics" yes so you do so what was that wall all about then get yourself to fuck you little orange rodent
>>68029235
keep your grubby hands off her, baltic rodent
>>68029263
>Boards of Canada
>>68029284
it's because a big strength of english being an international language is that even though all the dialects are fucked up everybody can still understand written english
scots are writing their dialects out on purpose cause nationalism is big up there
>>68029330
as opposed to england which isnt nationalist at all
>>68029330
Imagine if they made the Scots their official """language""" if they got independence haha oh my days
>>68029290
you twats made a /balt/ thread without /ausnz/
this is a declaration of war
>>68029313
hell no
giving a listen to the ol metallica
a pic of the gf about to lick some dried up dog poo
haha what's she like ey
>>68029365
The entire basis of Scottish nationalism is literally "fuck england" and Braveheart
>>68029319
>boards of canada
>they're scottish
howling
>>68029377
not my doing
>>68029365
well yeah, english is nationalistic, but not so desperate for attention that they insist that you have to pretend that your chavvish vernacular is an actual language
if scotland were to be independent i bet you they'd demand that the EU address them in 'scots' rather than english
>>68029402
its like irish nationalism but they dont even have cool music
*does a think*
>>68029460
which is like welsh nationalism but they don't even have their own language
>>68029464
not an argument
>Fewer know that his adopted name was taken from Aphex Systems Limited, a brand of audio single processing equipment. Twin, he says, is in memory of his older brother who died at birth, who was also named Richard James
>>68029482
the Welsh have pretty good TV shows though
Y Gwyll is top tier
https://www.instagram.com/gabrielramirez1033/
My Instagram account
The Truth About /brit/
>>68029464
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA /POL/ BTFO
>>68029194
fucking revolting
>>68029505
reported xdd
gf got offered a job at the interview stage and turned it down because they wouldn't pay her enough
wew
>>68029505
ACTUAL VIRUS
DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT CLICK
>>68029541
you're a big guy
>>68029533
fr*ck off slavshit
>>68029512
apparently its a copy paste of a facebook comment or something where he also posted the video
>>68029504
yea Y Gwyll is great and Y Detectif is acceptable daytime tv stuff
funny how the welsh have more of a unique culture than scotland yet are anti-secessionist because they realize how important the union is to stability and success rather than crying about muh freedom
did a STINKY poo
need to put my life back together hahahah
What's your Snapchat lads
>>68029512
>being so autistic he can't see when someone is having a laugh
>>68029570
damage control
>>68029541
Glad to see another radical centrist here
>>68029609
lia
>>68029622
maybe
i dont care tbqh
whens the december issue coming out
i'd fuck weedman ngl
test
>>68029621
>unironically listening to molyneux
wew
A high proportion of these posts have not been interesting. I hope you will do better in the next thread.
>>68029729
don't care about molyneux
do one, paddy no potatoes.
lads
>vote trump
>he immediately retracts his hillary for prison rhetoric and his deportation rhetoric
>immediately shills for all the big corporations at a dinner in new york
wew lads pol does it again
>>68029541
>>68029600
>>68029706
>>68029801
I knew he was only running as a 1080p solid to his mates in Wall Street.
>>68029812
quite right
playing chess
wew lads
>>68029801
the hidden radical centrist
>>68029834
Jesus, /pol/ fucking adores cuckoldry
>>68030007
wtf i love ukip now
>>68029801
>all the poorfags who thought trump would fix their sad lives
howling
>>68030007
>a UKIP government ensures that the UK is the only functioning country in the world
wew lad
>>68029812
>tfw the two "opposing" parties are cohabiting in parliament
>We're basically a single party system now
>Austerity cuts and mass surveillance basically go through parliament with little problem
>People being arrested for speech on the Internet
>All of our country's problems are blamed on a global superpower
>Obsession with nuclear weapons
>Proceeding to shut ourselves off from the rest of the continent.
>This will destroy the economy
>Borders will be shut to prevent UK graduates fleeing to more lucrative economies and potentially skipping their loan repayments
When did you realise we're basically becoming North Korea?
STRUGGLING to find a reason to not kms
>>68030036
>he's been inside her
lanklets on suicide watch
cat has a stinky ear infection again
fucker wont stop fighting with other cats
>>68030190
ah yes the pale ugly blonde, might kms over her
>>68030189
the upcoming class war
will unironically be moving into a hostel this week lads
>>68030239
sounds very uninteresting
>>68030239
How's this going to happen?
>>68030234
post fucking machines
any fans of kyary pamyu pamyu here?
>>68030282
Most hostels I stayed at in Germany were alright. Mostly filled with Australians trying to get laid.
WALTZING MATILDA
WALTZING MATILDA!
>>68030036
fucking manlet
did 4chan lie?
>>68030325
what will spark it? idk
>>68030350
yes
>>68030282
wouldnt mind living at an hostel at all if ill have access to the internet and decent bed
>>68030398
it's as cheap as renting a room long term too
>>68030349
WALTZING MATILDA
WHO BLOODY KILLED HER
LYING ON THE GRASS
WITH A DAGGER UP HER ARSE
>visit dublin
>most of the city has georgian style architecture
>literally looks like any other english city
>even have same style of post boxes just painted green
>pub culture and people support liverpool and man united
>chippies everywhere
>slags
wtf is this shit? Literally just England with an accent.
>>68030340
Fuck no.
>>68030454
what did you expect?
>>68030398
post fucking machines
>>68030454
The key difference is that they're Intel, Apple and Microsoft's tax bitch.
>>68030490
I dunno, Scotland has a very unique architecture style different from England.
NEED a drinking buddy
>>68030529
hmm yes
>>68030458
i recommend getting some taste
>>68030569
Uh, yes.
>>68030545
i don't drink but I'll be your buddy
>>68030580
>Omg she's so kawawii ww~
That's the only reason people are into her, that's not musical talent.
>>68027891
Not a chance buddy. That's precisely what they're waiting for. Once that happens and they repel the first wave, they will summon everyone who bought knighthood from them and they will be duty bound to serve their liege lord, His Majesty King Michael I.
They'll use this foolish provocation as a basis to invade England, and they will win for no mortal man can stand against His Majesty's army.
God save the King. Sealand forever!
just learnt how to make proper cappucinos using a french press
LIFECHANGING lads
EU fucking idiot
might have to clobber myself for runtish behaviour lads
the only cooked meal I've had this week is instant noodles
>>68029022
potato niggers
>>68030647
well she is a fashion blogger type to start so that's half the point
either way her music is fun
xanax & coffee
wahey
hello yes
yes hello