>there's no such thing as a perfect birthday sna-

>>68022421
What the fuck is that
Bread for fat fucks?

Always hated fairy bread

Gross ass shit

Is that fairy poop ?

>>68022532
Rude

>>68022421

you guys eat it with no french cream or nutella on it? you sick dingos are gay or somethin?

You're the America of the colonies, Australia. Disgusting.

>white bread
>saturated fats
>nutrient-devoid sugar balls

What kind of bogan parents would feed their child this shit anyway ?

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what kind of spread do you put on that? i tried making it once and it was fucking awful. used canola, not sure if that was the reason.

pic related

>>68023174
>canola spread not butter
>using hagelslag not hundreds and thousands
>drinking fosters under any circumstances

Well you really fucked this up m8

>>68023224
>hagelslag

how... i mean... why do you know the name for sprinkle varieties?

>>68023174
You use butter you fucking mong

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>>68023174
The madman

>>68023318
Because those kinds are only associated with the Netherlands. They're soft whereas hundreds and thousands and crunchy.

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>>68023224
>Brits call sprinkles hundreds and thousands
Literally making it harder for yourselves.

>>68022532
go nack to where you came from

>>68022421
that looks incredibly bland

if you are going to be a proper fatass then fry up some bacon

>>68024178
we call it that as well

proxy off

hey had to get this stuff off my chest

milo is just shitty knockoff ovaltine
vegemite is a spread for toast that tastes like burnt toast (fucking retarded)
vb is acidic bud light and any notion otherwise is a delusion
timtams are pretty good

also all australians like shitty trance music and australian hip hop makes my skeleton cringe out of my fucking body

australia has produced exactly 1 notable movie and it was a coproduction with america and they have no notable authors or books

the country overall seems like theyre stuck in a perpetual last day of burning man.
i imagine the whole place reeks of sweat and porta-johns and theyre all permanently caked in mud

thank you for listening

>>68024699
I grew up in wog town, and we never call them hundreds and thousands.