/brit/

eve murihead

>>68021917
*helps you out*

>>68021917
fucked it

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>girl says mate

haha you think that's bad? wait until we have sex

>>68021917
"Haha only joking, it's not Bruce it's [real first name]"

>>68021978
Taking this one until there's a better suggestion

>>68021917
absolute STATE of you mate sort yourself out

>>68021985
this is the correct answer

>>68021978
this

carmen it wasn't that bad

>>68021834
>could be higher by a factor of 10

that's all the proof I need

>78,000 innocents may have died trying to flee the dictatorship

economic migrants who drowned at sea trying to reach first world Miami. No sympathy.

> Another 5,300 are known to have lost their lives fighting communism

Batista loyalists and kulaks

>14,000 Cubans were killed in Fidel's revolutionary adventures abroad

War casualties fight CIA backed rebels. Not really Castro's fault.

All in all a few thousand. Seeing as they weren't at liberal peace time that is quite good imo.

>>68021967
insta-binned

>>68021917
Great job so far, now go fug her sister / BFF and she'll be mightily confused.

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i have a game fellas
its called "lets spot the commie"

the only commie is te one that's dead

Post results OP.

>>68022017
underrated post

>>68022070
Nah, too much work. Just set some indians on teh job and we can go on doing the fun stuff.

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wearing slippers at work lads ama

>>68022171
post feet

>>68021917
>>68022070
>>68022121
>>68022142
>>68021978
>>68021989
(You)s for my fellow australians (and no one else)

>>68022070
>>68022093
roleplayers

>>68022210
all me

Lads

Lads I sent her this
>>68021978

And she unmatched me

>>68022212
what did you mean by this?

>>68022260
FUCKED IT

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>>68022260
SHRIEKING

heeving a thonk

>>68022260
Maybe next time treat the fair maiden with an iota of respect hmm

>>68022260
You didn't want to go out with a girl who didn't find that funny so no harm done

>>68022321
how do you know what he wants?

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>ywn fight The Imperial white army while sticking it to the Bolsheviks while drinking with Ukrainian anarchist buddies

Feels bad lads

>>68022340
shut up

>>68022340
It's his job. He drinks and he knows things. Not sure about the drinking though.

>>68022343
shut up

>>68022388
shut up

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>there will NEVER be a band as good as queen EVER again

>>68022417
quit your jibber jabbering

shaking my head at the comment above me

you lot are boring as fuck today

gonna do some drugs

for the boys

>>68022417
reddit

honestly starting to think the mandela effect is real lads

i have an antique typewriter, and it has windows in the sides that i never noticed until now

>>68022453

Shut up

>>68022458

YEAH THE LADS

Hi guys

yo

>>68022550
all canadians should be killed

>>68022550

Fuck off, leaf

>>68022563
>>68022602

Wow that was unbelievably rude. I do believe I came here to greet my British friends, not some Australians.

>>68022546
>>68022458
ye the boys

sit back and crack a milton mango lads

>>68022562

Hello Poland, how are you this morning?

Business idea: set up a concentration camp for the leaves

any Australians want to trade an Oz gf for a British gf??

going to run for prime minister in 2037

i trust you'll all vote for me

cookin up a jawn like pasta

could really go for a death right now

>>68022651

Depends. Is she black and not an SJW?

>>68022655
OI, MR PROIME MINISTAH

ANDY!

Where is she from? Looks Latina.

>>68022655
australia will be a republic by 2037

>>68022623

OI nah, just having a bit of banter m8

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the gf

>>68022651
may i domestically abuse her?

you can't have the butter, the money from the butter & the milkmaid's arse

>>68022704
absolutely in tears

>>68022655

I'd rather wipe my arse with the ballot paper

That's my vote

>>68022698

How you doing today my Aussie friend?

I're 7am here, I can't fucking sleep.

>>68022693
she looks asian

>>68022647
Im fine, its cold outside but Im comfy at home
How are you today? Did the australians stop bullying you finally?

>>68022672
no and yes
>>68022705
haha why of course

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Business idea: buy an island and start a technocratic nation.

Thoughts?

>>68022724

You get some shut eye m8, it's healthy for you.

You might also have work or UNI

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fascism in our lifetimes lads

>>68022749
techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno

>>68022740

I am in a state of horrible weather, it keeps swinging above and below freezing and it's making me feel shitty. I can't stand weather swings.

They tend to open with hostility but they usually leave me alone once I respond with kindness to them.

>>68022706

Can I at least have the milkmaids arse?

Finally watched Deadpool (2016) today.
Refuse to believe anyone over the age of 14 enjoyed it.

>>68022761

True fascism has never been attempted by any country.

work that one out

>>68022761

Could just live in anarchism desu. Would involve no totalitarianism

>>68022818

would murder those who voted for anarchism the minute it was brought in desu

>>68022749

Beats Ancapistan. I'll chip in

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How was your 2016 lads?

I'd give mine a 7/10

shan't be participating in Christmas this year lads

>>68022842

Why? Fascism sucks

>>68022853

Absolutely terrible, nothing much happened for the most part, then my grandmother died and I had medical issues. Things are only now just starting to go back to normal

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>>68022343
TFW betrayed and crushed by bolshies and then mercilessly slandered by tankies

>>68022842
>voting for anarchy

>>68022853
the same as 2015, 2014, 2013 and 2012

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>>68022806

Yeah, nah

>>68022842
>voted for anarchism

You having a laugh?

>>68022876

I feel you. But fear not. Mother anarchy loves her sons

>>68022869

because technocracy would be much better

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>>68022842

>voting for anarchy

>>68022853
4/10

>>68022853

3/10

better than last year

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>>68022853
terrible
i'm moving on to trannies
gonna give one of them escort bitches a call

>>68022896
why do they have cat eyes

>>68022853

4/10 in regards to the death, misery, tension, and divide we saw this year.

>>68022980
'cause they're a bunch of pussies mate haha

*belittles you in front of your peers*
*winks at your gf*
*stabs you in the neck with a chisel*

>>68022853
some of it was like 8/10 while other parts were like 2/10

What's goin on with Poley lids?

>>68023004
that escalated quickly

*has a wank*

>yanks always try to banter us about muslims and knife crime
>get stabbed by muslims

haha

when's the december issue of /brit/ monthly getting released lads?

banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_gZ3eCFnaE

>>68023063
December

>>68023004
jokes on you i don't HAVE a gf lmao

>>68022853
Started off shit, ended up in Australia, got a bit better and now I'm really turning shit around.

I'm still NEET living off savings but I started running, I'm down nearly 10lbs (I was never fat but my goal was 15~ so nearly there) I'm feeling healthier, cooking all my own meals. I've started learning Russian again after I quit because Uni took over and stopped gaming so heavily (starting to just, go out for walks, read a book, watch a movie, I used to spend way too much time getting heavily invested in meaningless games). I've quit smoking (5 months not a single fag), entered a serious relationship and cut down my drinking to the odd glass of whisky every now and then and only getting hammered when I'm with friends (i.e very rarely because I barely have any friends).

Not a bad end to a very shitty year, at least it started shit. My problem is holding these last few months into the net year and hopefully forever. Being alone for xmas in a foreign country in 40*C heat has a chance at making me go sadmode, even if the foreign country in question is a fantastic one.

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>london is now considered a nonwhite enclave
you just lost your most important city englishits

>>68023117

We still have Leeds. There is no problem?

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>>68023063
Better question where was November

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WHAT IS HE DOING?

>>68023138
The most common first language of birth mothers in Leeds for 2015 was Polish. Think that's a write off lad.

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>>68023148
>it's real

>>68023148
He's mental what do you expect.

>>68023141
there was one, wasn't there?

>>68023148

what a spastic cunt

>>68023169
Probably but I didn't see it and I HAVE checked the archive.

>>68023148

>thinking a flag is enough to embody a nation

Trumps a pleb. At least he's president and not that snake Hillary

>>68023117
not really, it's still 60% white and that doesn't count the ridiculous number of people commuting to london from the home counties

>>68022761
These are all liberals who are mad at brexit and trump

>>68023148
is this a fascism

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>>68023228
>brits are THIS delusional
london is less than 40% white you idiot LOL

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>>68022806
You're just the fascist version of these retards

>>68023251
Rewarding and punishing citizens based on utility to the the state and it's leader is textbook fascism tb h

>>68023228
>still 60% white
errr

>>68023083
Better banger
https://youtu.be/k5B6dytjdMU

>>68023158
>polish lasses getting ANGLO'D en masse by northern powerhouses

don't see the problem

>>68023228
>>68023272
It's 60% white, 40% white British

We've been over this. The actual WhiteCount lies somewhere in the middle depending on if you think the following are white

>Western Europeans not Brits
>The Irish
>Slavs
>Yanks/Snowyanks
>Aussies/Kiwis
>South African Whites/Afrikaaners

This place ain't half bad lads desu

>>68023272
>>68023281
my figure was based on the 2011 census

if you have a better source then by all means share it

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>>68022896
>it took literally the entire world to destroy a 10 year old fascist government
i guess that answers that question on which system is the best ;)

#forçachape

>>68023317
all of those are white tbqh

>>68022853
8/10

>>68023329
not disagreeing with the 60% figure... just the implication that 60% is somehow good

60% is a total disaster lmao
might as well be a foreign country
there are probably places in africa that are whiter than london

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>people actually think the War on Terror was a bad idea

>>68023385

what about the chinese?

*voice in the background*

'Ye! what about them?'

>>68023317
All are white except maybe slavs, and most with strong ties to the UK

>>68023343
It took 10 years for a new government to be at war with most of the world, later losing that war.

>>68022853
2/10

the new gf doesn't really make up for having to sleep rough

*Burns British flag*

boobie

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wtf lads i thought we were just a tiny little island

>>68022853

really mediocre in every way, but a big improvement on nearly ending it all last year

>>68023482
where ya goin', Eastern Russia?

*clings to you*

>>68022853
7/10, fucked up a lot but also had some good stuff happen

didn't even finish my $120 steak

>>68022550
Hi

>>68023566

was it a misteak?

got a poorly tumtum lads :(

>>68023452
t. muhammed

>>68023566
fuck off murderer

>>68023587
I think you should leave

>>68021967
This, unmatch her now

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>>68023587
*scrutinizes this post*

>>68023589

*kisses belly*

better now sweety?

>>68023566
should've put more red sauce on it

>>68023589
*rubs it*

Get well soon

*punches you in the gut as hard as possible*

How many subway points do you lads have

>you now remember that yank in /brit/ who was saying his right to guns keeps the gobernment in check

>>68022749
Fuck oath

>>68022853
6/10
good bants with trump and brexit
my social life finally back
failing uni though haha

>>68022853
3/10 absolute shite as karl would say.

Except for Brexit and Trump winning. That was tops

>>68023700

flip it 180* for me, please

>>68023148
>Implying this is bad

OHHHHH LADS WHY THE FUCK HAS THIS HAPPENED TO ME

WHHHHHHHYYYYY????!?!!!

not gay but need to get bummed desu

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>>68023730

>>68023666
4000 something
I've maxed out at least half a dozen times

>>68023700
Unclean

lmao does brit rate the daily mail now that you're all edgy conservatives

not racist but life would unironically be a lot better if all muslims were dead

>>68023780

roaring, it looks like a hench bloke with a tiny head flexing

hello

squeezing one out

hnnnnng .... *plop*

>>68023821
Hello friendo

>>68023803
maybe if you lived in the middle east or amerikka but it'd have no affect here

>>68023798

don't think there are many females on /brit/

>>68023838

yeah, should have said the world would be a lot better.

>>68023798
indeed, I only read respectable publications such as the Guardian or Hiffington post

>>68023866
>he doesn't read the economist

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me and the gf

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>>68023785
proofs
love a sub, me

>>68023905
the fuck

>>68023798
still a bleeding heart liberal leftist tree hugging race traitor cuck here desu. the mail's for spastics.

>>68023758
Gonna take pity on you and ask what happened

>>68023905
me on the left

>>68023912
how many points is a footlong

>>68023927
I know, I could do better

>you will live long enough to see islam conquer the west
inshallah

>>68023666
Don't need subway points

the qt who works at the one near me always gives me free shit. Free avocado, cookies etc

>>68023964
1000

>>68023930
So you do lmao

>>68024030
aha you got me lad i should take away all your potatoes for that

went off to shag the gf an hour ago and we're STILL on this thread

fucking state of you lot

>>68024051
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>>68024051

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>lightly banter a lad
>get a stocking full of coal on Christmas morning

reckon communism could work if you tried it enough times

>>68024087
just burn it like your sister does

I'M A ROCKET MAN

>>68024096
and his dad

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>>68024096
100% rekt

All my Christmas clothes are arriving in the post today lads

Why do we just let trannies go through with their "feelings" but we have preventative processes with suicidal thoughts? Both are just mental illnesses

i'm stuck with a valuable friend
i'm happy
hope you're happy too

>>68024134
>Christmas clothes
are you 13?

>>68024155
No I just like to get new threads for the Xmas and new year period, it's quite common

*walks a little too close to you*

excuse me

>>68024136
being so weak-willed you'd willingly end your life because you're a bit sad is NOT a mental illness

Need a hug

How many leaders has UKIP had since June 23rd?

>>68024208
>middle class bubble living NEET thinks sadness is depression

>>68023946
I HAVE FUCKING BROWN HAIR WHYYYYYYYY

Standing in a queue at the hot food counter in asda and said "I would've had my food by now if it wasn't for these fat cunts clogging up the place" and they heard me

>>68024255
???

>>68024244
i never understood this
>le you live in a 1st world country you can't be sad xDDD
aren't you actually far more likely to have depression in a 1st world country?

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh font means normie twat

>>68024259
one time when i was at kfc i pointed out a black guy eating fried chicken and he heard me

this brazil football team thing is actually well depressing

>>68024303
I thought it meant northern

>hurr durr depression doesn't real xDD
t. never had depression

>>68024296
you're more likely to give "being a bit sad" a meme name in order to score sympathy points, yes

>>68024303
foat

>>68024136
agree 110%

>>68024323

t. manure fan

Hey guys
Help me please with my English.
Is the sentence "he's helping me with my work while I'm ill" grammaticaly wrong?

I'll send you a barrel of Oil from Siberia.

>>68024366
no that's fine.

>>68024366
no it's fine

>>68024366
no. it's. fine.

>>68024326

Just smile son, gotta get you out of your shell love x x

>>68024366
all russians should be killed

what is it about '''sneaker'''heads and liking really ugly shoes

>>68024366
It's perfect man

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>>68021917
anime

help lads, a girl I like hasn't responded to my texts for 20 minutes

going down the GP to get myself diagnosed with depression

depression more like doesn'texistion lmao

>>68024495
send barrel of oil to my paypal pls

i get a bit sad sometimes but i'm too intelligent to think a short bout of sadness is worth ending my life over, it's statistically unlikely for your so-called "depression" to last longer than a few years so why not just ride it out?

talk to a psychologist about your so-called "problems", get your daily dose of vitamin d, have a decent diet, and get some exercise every day and your brain will be back to normal in no time.

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>>68024401
>>68024405
>>68024462
Thank you guys.

>>68024469
Our government knows that. It's trying hard.

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had a dream about the oneitis last night lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ElORM9O-0U

> people who point to things on the computer screen by ACTUALLY TOUCHING IT

fucking hate windows users, such grotty little runts. Actual subhuman behaviour.

Well shit lads, I bought a lottery ticket and didn't win, now I need to go get myself some pills and take a week off of work

>>68024519
*withdraws your potato quota*

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Am I missing anything?

>>68024596
me

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>tfw 7 hours sleep in the last 48
>tfw still got so much more revision to do

should have just done business studies at wolverhampton like all my mates

>>68024596
yeah, the point

whince every time some normie equates depression with 'a bit of sadness'

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>>68024521
I'm afraid I can't do that because of our sanctions

>>68024596
p o l e a b o o

>>68024596

rorke

>>68024539
>it's statistically unlikely for your so-called "depression" to last longer than a few years so why not just ride it out?

been going strong since 2009, it's a real trooper that depression haha

i will keep waiting but im starting to think the fun's over now after almost 8 years

Didn't really want to get out of bed this morning, better get someone to prescribe me mind-altering drugs, 'ey lads?

>>68024596
gf posters

t. gf poster

>>68024620
told my parents that I'd seen the GP for depression and they just said "you can't be depressed, you'd just be crying all the time!"

haven't really mentioned it since hahahaha

my team got thumped 4-0 at the weekend, booking a GP appointment as we speak

>>68024596
WOW YOU REALLY ARE A #2,3,4,5,6 AND 10

imagine being such a runt you "subscribe" to twitch livestreamers

>>68024620

the only difference is one person can handle being a bit sad more than the other.

>>68024681
imagine being such a runt you even know what they are

>>68024672
unlucky mate, bet you're well depressed now
don't kill yourself, yeah? haha

>>68024596
good list

>>68024366
no
fine is

ah yes...depression elitism...

>>68024663

> telling your parents about any psychological issues ever

wew lad

ah yeah student life is tough mate haha...
*walks off and talks to someone else*
oh sorry mate I forgot your (You)
I SAID SORRY M-
NEVERMIND MATE
*makes the nevermind hand gesture from across the room*

got a bit of depression coming on

>>68024681
> those nutters who repeatedly donate hundreds of quid
really would like some insight into what their lives are like

pizza gate is the most convincing conspiracy theory i've ever come across

i'm really starting to believe it.

literally had a lucid dream in which i was doing a poo
bit weird

>>68024736
I'm flattered you'd imitate my gimmick but you need to work on it a bit iih

>>68024754
what is it

>>68024735
>telling your parents about any psychological issues ever


Just told my Mum I'm gay today. She didn't care all went well, what's the problem?

*surreptitiously googles "nevermind hand gesture"*

>>68024774
bit gay

>>68024764
Did a poo on a super high dose candy flip once and it felt like I was shitting rainbows. I shouted out to my friend literally

>Mate I'm shitting rainbows

Good fucking times.

not a fan of opening up to other grown ups who are paid to hear me whine about my so-called "problems"

>>68024764
imagine if you pooed yourself

>>68024801
When did you last change them?

might pay someone £100/an hour to sit a listen to me tell him how sad I am sometimes haha
us depressed people, what are we like?
stay strong brothers x

not a fan of opening up about my problems to anyone except anonymous online sadcases

sister accidentally sent me nudes again

it's awkward because her boyfriend has the same name as me, but she's got me down in her phone as ___ (Brother), how hard can it be

>>68024596
rorkes and American flags

not a fan of opening up my third eye, there's only so much a mind can handle

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MESSAGE TO THE MANDEM:

ALL ABOARD AND JUMP ON THE GANJA BUS

https://youtu.be/JfEtwgZAFLM

hmm I'm tall, muscular and good with girls, perhaps that's why I've never experienced the self-styled "depression"

>>68024842
>how hard can it be
*waggles eyebrows*

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dough balls 2bh lads

>>68024771
that theres a pedophile ring hiding in plain sight in washington dc and some people in the political elite are involved. came about during the presidential election in the leaked e-mails.


https://dcpizzagate.wordpress.com/ skim through here to see if anything catches your eye
>>>/pol/100723373

>>68024771
they think hillary clinton and other politicians are a part of a massive pedo ring that rapes and eats children and all this pedo ring is headquartered in a small pizza place

>>68024883
don't think so

I'm short, really skinny, and pretty terrible in bed but I haven't experienced it either.

>>68024848
You should change your bedsheets once a week. Not changing them in over two months is disgusting.

'Athlete's foot and other fungi can be transferred from fabrics. Infrequent cleaning of sheets and pillowcases allows the fluids to seep into the pillows and mattresses, and those are much more difficult to clean than tossing sheets in the washer,'

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been fucking rumbled lads

>on my youtube account
>notice strange video recommendations
>my dad is semi-retired but lectures in law part time
>the videos are about various legal subjects
>go downstairs
>turn on my parent's computer, go on youtube
>it's signed in on my account for some unknown reason
>videos my dad's been watching next to videos recommended for me
>stuff like asmr gf, asmr mouth sounds, trump memes, other embarrassing shit
>he would have almost certainly seen them
>immedietly remove my account from the computer

this is how it ends lads

>>68024922
perhaps we're just not little batty boys that can't handle our feelings hahaha

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>>68024917
they think HRC abducted ar' Maddy

mr. oizo is one of the best musicians
he doesn't give a shit

>>68024942
could be haha or maybe it's just for virgins that don't have lives

>>68024938
lol

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>why yes I do spend all day on an anime imageboard making up ludicrous conspiracy theories with likeminded individuals
>get a job? I'm one of the most important people on the planet, if I don't blow this wide open then no one will!

the fucking state of that board

>>68024938
doubt he'd make any sort of connection to the asmr gay shit coming up and him seeing them on recommendations, probably has no idea on that stuff

>>68024938
what the fuck is ASMR

>>68024833
Neck yourself

>>68025017
low quality softcore porn but on youtube

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might turn the 17yo fwb into a 17yo gf

>>68025004
absolute dregs of existence desu

>>68025017
Autist gf simulator

>>68025055
Nonce

>>68025004
Can't tell if you're on about pol or x

>>68025055
state of this runt

mate you're not a teenager anymore you don't need to go on about it like it's the first girl you fancied

>>68025017
https://youtu.be/5HBdYceBxT4

>>68025007

one of my parents has consciously signed into my account, this has no happened before. They've been looking for ways of destroying my privacy for months. I know for a fact they've been rooting through stuff in my room.

I must say birdy and sigmas new song is VERY GOOD

>>68025042
>>68025053
>>68025063
>>68025101

thx lads

*dropkicks you into a swimming pool*

>>68025055
not a very good gimmick desu preferred black gf

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>>68025101

>>68025103
bloody tory voting bastards

>>68025100
>>68025125
gotta do what I can lads, we all knew the black gf wouldn't stick with me forever,times are tough, recession, austerity, brexit etc

can you just get off my fucking case

I'm a fuckin black beatle

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>finally get a date
>we talk and agree not to do anything until we've had at least 3 dates
>I purposely don't bring any condoms because I figured I won't do it without then
>...
>date is nice and normal
>have some drinks, get dinner, walk around holding hands, start making out...
>end up having unprotected sex with her in an alley at 3am
>cum inside her pussy

new
>>68025177
>>68025177
>>68025177

>>68025173
>>I purposely don't bring any condoms because I figured I won't do it without then
utter mong

they all say they won't do anything then you blink and suddenly realise you're balls deep

>>68025173
>in an alley

you're disgusting and public lewdity is actually a crime so I hope janny passes your details on to the police