>he lives on an island

Do you love Japan?

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>continents are giant islands

>>68022018

you're a giant dumbass.

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>>68021223
He shares borders

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>He has a leaf on his flag

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>>68021223
>leef

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>>68022220

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>>68022031
Wow, rude calm down bro

>his flag is a rectangle

>>68022377
Wow

>>68022578
Hi there, Rusfriend.

>>68022359

*punches you in the throat*

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>His country borders America

>he lives along his border because most of his country is uninhabitable
>his country has a small population despite being the second largest country on the planet

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>he doesn't live in a frozen, mountainous desert

I just want to inform you all that I live on an artificial river island and that we've got a pool, a sports park, a slope to drive your bike down, and a puppet theatre and that none of you are invited!

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>>68022744
*teleports behind u*

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>>68022182
This.

>Not having the wrath of Poseidon protecting your borders

It's like they WANT refugees

>>68022872
Do people in Australia actually drink Fosters?

I always assumed it's just a meme to market to dumb burgers

>>68022907
>I always assumed it's just a meme to market to dumb burgers

You're right, we don't.

I heard Queenslanders do, but everyone else drinks VB or Coopers mostly

>>68022835

how do i get one of those

>he has land borders

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>>68021223
B-But I live in the cutest island! (Sardinia!)

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>>68021223
We all agree Canada is the worst country on the board and no one would miss them if they all died right?

>>68023953

really masking your asshurt there buddy

>>68021223
The UK would probably have been invaded by the Nazis if we hadn't been on an island.

>>68022936
qld here

can't buy fosters here either, same as everywhere else