Come home white man edition
think im ready to have a baby with the gf.
talk me out of it
second for mistress cara develigne
>>68017789
*talks you out of it*
>>68017789
are if you both white? if so I SAY GO FOR IT
do yanks really leave the tap on the entire time they're in the bath?
Bantvre
>>68017789
>have a baby
do people still do that
>>68017802
completely false and I'd prefer it if you not make such sweeping assumptions about my life
I have more friends than a lot of normies even
can't believe brits are so effeminate and dirty that they take baths instead of showers just to save money on water
>>68017821
They're called showers here
>>68017841
not white people, no.
the gf
>>68017776
>Be British
>Want to move to Aus
>Gunna cost $7000 (AUD) and take 2+ years
>MFW seeing that advert
*does a little dance*
>laura southern is only 21
bit surprised thought she was like 27
the gf
doin a prognosticate
Did you lads score any sweet deals yesterday?
Best Brit accent?
Worst Brit accent?
>>68017881
me in the womb
>>68017873
*makes a little love*
>>68017897
I bought a nice hardcover of Don Quixote
the gf
have you tried killing the poor?
>>68017897
I bought 80 dollars worth of yarn
not even joking
most of it was real wool, some acrylic though
Ahh yes, the sister's doing a tantrum
>>68017971
I have a modest proposal, that we should cook the poor and feed them back to the poor solving two problems at once.
>>68017938
Nerd
>>68017976
Possibly mega nerd unless the yarn will be used for something badass
Ahh yes, the sister's doing a mandem
>>68017971
not filipino
>>68017897
mum got a nice outdoor set (two chairs, a table, and a two seater) for $500 AUD which is bretty good
fucking freezing my tits off lads christ
>>68017987
yell 'PIPE DOWN' at her
and post reaction
>>68018020
don't want to be stabbed
>>68018006
scarf making, so yes
>>68018019
still at the bus stop lad?
should have brought some piping hot tea
This is the Muslim student who put 11 people in the hospital using a car and a machete. They literally did an article on him where he walks about how Muslims are portrayed violently in the media.
Remember guys no matter how nice the Muslims you know are, never trust them, don't turn your back on them and most of all NEVER listen to the lies they spew.
The Korean gf tells me fuck her when I slowly put my schlong in
>>68017938
is it in Spanish?
>>68018050
#NotAllMuzzies
>>68018050
>white person kills a bunch of people
>he's just mentally disabled
>muslim tries to kill a bunch of people
>it's because he's a muslim
hmmmm...
>>68018050
we just need to be MORE accommodating for Muslims and Muslims only
better start importing sand too
>>68018076
ᴵˢᶫᵃᵐ ᶦˢ ᵃ ᵐᵉᶰᵗᵃᶫ ᶦᶫᶫᶰᵉˢˢ
>>68018076
Yes because the race you are born with is totally comparable to a distinct and specific political and religious ideology that consumes every part of it's followers lives and is the religion of over 95% of terrorists in the past 10 years according to UN Data.
If all the white people were following a specific ideology I'd say there's a problem there too.
>>68018058
no
I can't read Spanish
>>68018076
>white skin is an ideology
hmm.... can't say I'm too surprised at that flag there, Jamal
not too sure how I feel about the new Thomas the Tank Engine series
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1480316880392.webm
>>68017897
got like 12 bokkles
will I be alright parking my bike on the pavement for 3 hours?
>>68018081
>MFW Saudi Arabia is a Net Importer of sand from Australia
>MFW Saudi Arabia is a net importer of Camels from Australia
>>68018130
The new one is just full of rasheeds
>>68018164
might get robbed
>>68017789
do it lad it looks nice
>>68017789
it be reet lad
>>68018180
Business idea: invest in the War on Drugs
>>68018198
nonce
bunbun
was on the phone while pooing and now my leg is paralyzed
>>68018277
I can imagine doing this to my dog and it would freak the fuck out. That is one chilled out bunbun
>>68018290
posting fucking machines
>>68018290
chop it off
chop it off
the leg wants you to chop it off
bit windy out
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1479100743833.webm
>>wake up
>>>>still alive and kicking
AHAHA COULDN'T MAKE IT UP
Want to go for a morning snooze after I've woken up but know I'll end up sleeping till 2 or some shit, solution lads?
> do a post
> thread dies for a solid 3 minutes
like clockwork
>>68018398
FOO
>the last shall be first and the first shall be last
Ah yes, the UK truly is a Christian nation
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3980540/Autistic-boy-9-left-heartbroken-not-given-gold-medal-swam-fast.html
>>68018385
>Clem (((Schultz)))
Shame he wasn't holding the camera tbqh
>>68018398
threads always fuckin dead at 08:00 who in their right mind comes to 4chan at 08:00???????????????????????
thailad posts less here innit
tsed to post every morning
>>68018449
We wonder why the younger generation are a bunch of limp wristed pussies incapable of accepting defeat, hearing out other people's opinions or believing anything but grades on a written test are meaningful measures of a human being.
>all those snakes
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1479689571463.webm
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3980412/Teach-language-British-schools-says-Polish-PM-Suggestion-comes-Downing-Street-tries-make-ally-ahead-Brexit-talks.html
She's right you know, Polish Britons deserve recognition, respect and education.
>>68018479
been a bit busy with work
>>68018385
Why do Americans purchase houses in zones where tornadoes are common and will inevitably knock their houses down, perhaps even killing them?
>>68018495
fucking hell, you've got your finger on the pulse there, haven't you mate? that episode only came out like 3 weeks ago
twat
>>68018519
Lots of kids to fatten up for the christmas sex tourism
Just got meself a piping hot cup of Lipton black tea lads
>>68018512
I always wondered why they teach us meme languages like french and german instead of something actually useful (arabic, polish) haha
>>68018555
French is useful though
>>68018523
because literally half the US is in a high risk zone
>>68018523
>americans
no one of value was lost haha
>>68018555
I'm all for swapping German for Polish since we should be cutting ties with Germany, but we should keep Spanish so we can communicate with the US
>>68018543
fuck off murderer
>>68018590
Only words you need to understand are "We surrender" and "I accept"
tfw no beard gf
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04hxmdy
>>68018646
virus do not click
>>68018646
That's so raven
>>68018646
wow wtf thanks for the WS.Reputation 1 you fucking scammer
>>68018646
> tfw no high test gf
brought slippers into the office lads. feet feel nice and comfy and warm.
Honestly what kind of excuse is that
gotta be up in 12 minutes
Ever fucking day for so many fucking years browsing /tv/ around this time and every second thread is a fucking cunny thread. "Hey mister" etc, its mad.
>>68018805
i think it's a bot haha
>the hodgepodge of angles and smells known as the """"""""""""female""""""""""""""""" gender
>>68018827
Apperantly it's a Canadian pedo who gets Indian kids to solve the captchas
>>68018081
europe tried that and look where that got them
>>68018646
why is it always sandniggerses and poo in loos, women that already have tons of body hair, that have this
god has a wicked sense of humor it seems
>>68018864
Geez, damn leafs.
*tuning gimmicks*..... Done
*Calibratring memes*..…..Done
*Loading modules slag, sleg, smeg, cheb, lad, la, kipper*...... Done
*Promoting -ise for -ize*.... Done
*Clearing runts*...... Done
*Entering /brit/.........
Smoke me a kipper, lads, feel like a full English this morning!
>talking with girl
>she moves away from me
>shout something at her
>she turns around
>walks up to me
>"What did you shout at me?"
>*giggles* I said come over here and i'll take ye
>she asks me where I'm taking her
>I respond with poundland
>she calls me a weirdo
thought it was funny in my head lads
>>68018887
cringed
Everything is going to be ok.
we're gonna make it in the end
>>68018907
smeg me arse
>>68018887
reminds me of the rockstar intro
which in turn emulates a c64 boot i reckon
>>68018887
Smoke me a kipper, the mandem will be back for breakfast
>oi, nigel, you talkin' shit about muslims?
>fight me 1v1 pussy
what do???
rasheed
>>68018955
Fucking run cunt. I know one thing, I could outrun him.
>>68018955
Push his head and watch him fall on his back as his undeveloped legs attempt to scrabble back to verticality
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>68018974
could have you on the floor before then
rasheed
>>68018987
Daily Dose
187cm tall and weigh 67kg lads
am i still a skeleton?
opening my third eye
opening my jap's eye
took this new profile picture lads
what you think?
>>68019072
secretly gay
>>68019020
Mate that's nearly underweight by BMI, which usualy overweighs people, standards you must be fucked
>>68019091
all australians should be killed
opening my brown eye
>>68017876
fuck sake I thought she was well older haha
still would
>>68019093
>mfw this was probably meant to link to yourself and you fucked it but i saved you
>>68019017
sound webms when?
>>68019091
yeah but a few weeks ago i was only 60
>>68019090
only gays say this
>>68017876
>>68019108
Wow fuck I'm older than her. Seems like she's got 5+ years on me.
>In October 2016, Southern had her gender legally changed to male as part of a video produced for Rebel Media to show the ease of the new gender ID laws.
>Her
Triggered
>>68019130
but he was mate
>>68018050
they're honestly a different species from us
never trust em
>>68019110
nah m8 i'm psychic and knew you were going to post even before you did
>>68019120
fuck off grandad
Nigel Farage is the same age as Brad Pitt
>>68019190
this poster should be killed
having a look
>>68019205
getting involved
>>68019199
t. skellington poster
NEED an autistic gf
>>68019195
and brad pitt married an SJW and look at what happened to him
really makes you think
miscagenation isn't a real thing you bigoted brownshirt /pol/ posters
Wonder if gookmoot makes any money from these new ads
>>68019262
I'm sure he's doing just fine
>>68019309
hmm i'd argue otherwise
r8 my new shoes, lads
>>68019340
autism
>>68019340
fuck off to runt island
>>68019340
Needs burning you trump freak
>>68019340
They need to be red/white/black.
>he doesn't wear a pair of shoes one could describe as 'sensible'
lmao
making my prescence known
>>68019416
>spending more than 80 quid on shoes
Absolute runt tier
>>68019416
Why?
dislike breaking in new shoes
why did david bowie give up being a Nazi
getting my daily dose of libertarian socialist rants and bad mouse productions
david bowie more like gayvid blowie
>>68019491
>spend £250 on new trainers
>scratch them the exact next day, first time wearing them
I still have them, can't repair them but i'm over it now.
>>68019660
>not expecting something you wear on your feet and literally tread into the ground constantly while using them to get scratch
uhhh
>>68019374
me on the left
>>68019660
don't get how you could spend so much money on shoes ngl
>>68019660
just another day in the life of a consumerist drone
>>68019660
Idiot
doing a wanky poo
>>68019679
No it was a huge scratch, not a little one, the leather is torn
>>68019697
I fell for the /fa/ meme
Really hate it when white girls touch my hair in clubs, what's the obsession with Carribean hair?
>>68019739
>leather
fuck off murderer
>>68019766
girls love the bbc
That whole "you should spend the equivalent of 2 months salary on an engagement ring" is a meme, right?
>>68019820
drone
>>68019820
just give her a haribo
>>68019820
What's the point in one? They're only gonnawear it for a few months until they get their wedding ring
>>68018050
And people wonder why Muslims are preaching reform
having it away
>>68019878
She said she doesn't want to wear a ring once we're married so I'm going all out on the one she does want
>Remember guys no matter how nice the Muslims you know are, never trust them, don't turn your back on them and most of all NEVER listen to the lies they spew.
>they're honestly a different species from us never trust em
copped a new shirt
>>68019587
Because Nazis are shit. Can get shot with the commies
Muslims are fine, the refugee that the government allocated to me because I have a spare room has been a really nice guy
lel
taking back control
>>68019340
nice tbf, are they the 'premium' ones?
>>68019991
rasheed
>>68019960
good shirt
>>68019991
are you the kraut that tried to convert your refugee to atheism?
gucci mane (Gucci Mane) is the best rapper of our generation
just pooed
>>68020097
no he has been teaching me about Islam
there is lots of misinformation about it, I think you guys would like it if you gave it a chance
>>68020211
people say the same thing about olives and they're always fucking mank
>>68020211
>give religion ago
I think not
Suddenly feeling a bad feel.
All the girls who like me are weirdos. Most of my close friends are weirdos. I just want some cool normal friends
bit cold 2bh lads ngl
>>68020240
alri weirdo
Haha turned the heating on, flatmates won't be impressed haha
>>68020240
normals are bad
>>68020240
t.
>>68020296
oi turn the heating off prick
t. flatmate
>>68020296
>>68020315
that's a fuck-off big flat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8m9zhNAgKs
put this song on at a party and slutty girls will dance to it
>>68020302
So you're saying there are always weirder weirdoes out there
It's so fuvking cold
>>68020256
VERY frosty by me
What do NEETs do all day
>>68020355
Highly doubt that. Not very danceable
>>68020405
your mum
>>68020405
Well they're not doing any education, working or training that's for sure
>>68020428
Excellent post
>>68020405
Bang the drum
anyone want to trade in their middle class upbringing? in return you get to be fairly good looking and quite smart (maths smart) but from a gutter poverty background
>>68020452
and then what?
>>68020405
read, video games, cook, exercise :)
business idea: join and volunteer for the Green Party to fuck qt loose hippy women
Ah yes my first break at 10AM before 3 solid hours before lunch. EXCELLENT scheduling you fuckimg nonces reeeeee
western sydney, cruising in my shitbox
>>68020469
>you get to be fairly good looking and quite smart (maths smart) but from a gutter poverty background
r u me?
for those who you have ever been in a firefight, is it similar emotionally to a fistfight?
>>68020495
Not seeing where the revenue streams will come from
>>68020527
>r u me?
probably both smarter and poorer
>>68020531
no one here has ever been in a firefight and you're nong for thinking there would be
Business idea: move to Australia and out banter them
>>68020560
im reasonably well off now tbf
but was also once a legendary mathematician, tho haven't done it in years
t. phd
>>68020589
>t. phd
pretty heavy dickhead
>>68020599
BSc = bullshit
Msc = more shit
PhD = piled higher and deeper
tbhfamsy
i have a phd in history and wish every day that i had just killed myself instead
>>68020509
>>68020509
western sydney is thrashed now, can't get any props fr being from the west
it just sucks ass
>>68020627
Why?
>>68020589
>t. phd
maybe not smarter since I'm still a pleb undergrad
don't know if I'll ever make it to reasonably well off, in a state of dire poverty right now
thinking of just binning myself 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDNzQ3CXspU
doing a listen
>>68020661
i sold drugs to make money in ug plus student loan n shizzle isn't too bad to live off if you're not in the south east
go get a first and get some cushy bank job
that or bin yourself
going to give nofap a go again. Got to a month before but this was a while back.
>>68020705
on track for a high first
live in london though and only get the minimum possible student loan since the I don't get along with the parents
at work lads
Can't find a reason to get out of bed
>>68020761
>on track for a high first
worth sticking it out senpai
add the percentage to your jobs apps
masturbating
at home lads
>>68020830
yeah, I've already got a bunch of grad job applications going on
as it stands I'd be surprised if I make it out 2bh
probably going to be a homeless tramp before graduating haha
>>68020793
how things change when nature calls
>arrogant students comparing their pieces of paper
ah yes
maybe life is going to be ok after all
err...lads?
Business idea: become seriously ill and then use that to garner sympathy from qts and have sex
dead
>>68020990
nah
lads the jodie dixon girl from that bane twitter thing has a r.i.p facebook page where she gets more funny comments lel
>>68021168
I can think of a way, Muhammed mate
>>68021117
RIP
Ah yes, the latest matches
Pension idea: Win the lotto
>>68021259
3 1 4 2
"Brittany, you're fittany"
>>68021259
>Brittany
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Controversial opinion: corned beef is the GOAT sandwich meat
>>68021259
Also, ask Carmen if she's called that because she likes cars and men - then introduce yourself as Bruce Beerpussy
>>68021259
1 4 3 2
>>68021282
What's so funny?
>>68021259
1 3 4 2
want to do a tinder but I'm afraid I'll see someone I know
>>68021294
fuck off murderer
>>68021259
1 4 2 3
>>68021294
poorthener
>>68021259
>wasting any of your swipes on those cretins
ah yes
business idea: apply for jobs on the internet until some poor sod is duped into paying me by the hour for menial labour heheh
>>68021323
>oh my god, look at this! anon is using an that 95% of people our age use! hahaha, oh my god!!!
>>68021355
>95%
doubt
>>68021339
I save time by doing something else while swiping yes for everyone
What's it's endgame?
>>68021355
hmm, an interesting point
what about my other fear, that of not getting any matches?
>>68021376
honestly not even memeing here, but i'd say that just about every person who is single that I know uses tinder or has used tinder
it's just a thing people do, it's almost on par with instagram
>>68021323
Use a GPS spoofer to change your location to somewhere else
>swiping yes to everyone
>match with a black girl and she messages me
>tfw one of the 5%
My self-esteem can't deal with the inevitability of no matches.
>>68021387
Governmental idea: force supermarkets to only sell healthy food
>>68021424
Nowhere near 95% of people use tinder
>>68021440
way to cause a coup in the North
alri
poo status?
>>68021398
This desu I don't think my ego could take the shattering blow. It's always going to be worse for guys as well, because girls have the advantage so average looking blokes will match with munters, semi good looking guys will match with average girls etc
>>68021496
decent patter but I don't expect it'll pay off
>>68021496
awful. hope it all blows up in your face
hmm got a sudden urge to resub to runescape again
always regret it when I do
>>68021496
>I'm Bruce beerpussy by the way
>>68021398
have a decent spread of photos of you doing several things, some with friends or animals etc and you should cop a few.
i mean if you are average or above average, you won't be pulling some like 8 or 9 but you'd expect that.
why are white girls so in love with non-white cock? not complaining of course lol, just curious
>tinder
normies
>my socialist history lecturer defended Castro and said he was a bit of a hero of his and that Margaret Thatcher was more evil than him
He went on to say the beauty of history is that some people call Castro a brave revolutionary that stood up to America and some people call him a brutal dictator that murdered lots of his people, and said "who's to say what's the truth?"
I interjected with "I mean, he actually did kill lots of his own people." Lecturer just replied with "Did he, though?"
Not a big fan of this left-wing """intelligentsia""" in the academic class tbqh lads
>>68021496
>bruce beerpussy
>have a decent spread of photos of you doing several things, some with friends or animals etc
>some with friends
>>68021498
[ ] not done
[x] done
>>68021549
>>68021618
Lads please attribute it to the good lad up here who suggested it to me
>>68021303
>>68021572
>Haha yes just be a normie anon and things will work out for you
>>68021496
good on ya for following through m8
also you matched with a couple of proper munters
>>68021687
Mate I match with fucking dozens of munters, I could post pics all day
I right-swipe everyone without looking
>>68021614
Ken Livingstone was on GMB this morning and after Piers listed a load of awful things Castro did, he replied "well that's all nice American propaganda"
>>68021645
Cheers mate, rooting for you
>>68021614
How many did he kill?
>>68021259
Ask Muga if she wants to Make Uganda Great Again
If you are a student please put a * in the name field so I can filter you
NEETs please put a # in the name field, for the same reason
>>68021704
>>68021781
>Posting on /brit/ at 11am
>Not a student or NEET
Ah yes
>>68021781
>please put a # in the name field
hello newfag
>>68021643
good lad
*rubs your belly*
>>68021761
An excerpt from the Wall Street Journal article is as follows:
Cuba Archive President Maria Werlau says the total number of victims could be higher by a factor of 10. Project Vice President Armando Lago, a Harvard-trained economist, has spent years studying the cost of the revolution and he estimates that almost 78,000 innocents may have died trying to flee the dictatorship. Another 5,300 are known to have lost their lives fighting communism in the Escambray Mountains (mostly peasant farmers and their children) and at the Bay of Pigs. An estimated 14,000 Cubans were killed in Fidel's revolutionary adventures abroad, most notably his dispatch of 50,000 soldiers to Angola in the 1980s to help the Soviet-backed regime fight off the Unita insurgency.
how do you get over the fact that hundreds of girls swipe left on you on tinder?
>>68021839
by avoiding tinder completely
>>68021898
haha fair that's the real answer
>>68017789
>gf
get married you degenerate