/brit/

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/balt/

Jog on Bruce, this is my thread.

hi lads it's me

>>68016146
Haha, good one friend.

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>look up some girl's profile
>sort her questions by how she's ranked their importance

hmm

migrating from /balt/ for a bit

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>>68016129

>>68016129
Bolt ye prick.
UKSTRONK!

>>68016177
Slut then

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This happened to me the other day in Melbourne

>>68016197
Bit melbourne that

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why are students so arrogant?

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doing a read

>>68016129
I'm not a Brit.

How do I become one?

>>68016129
what is that fucking zika pepe?

>>68016231
You can't

>>68016223

posh twat

Never thought I'd see the day when Brits are a minority in our own thread

>>68016219
Pompus pricks who think books are the most important thing in life and like to look down on the 'pleb' proletariate.

Also, listening to the cure. Forgot how fucking much I loved Goth Pop.

>>68016219
Because you learn more through working than being a student, so students are dumb which leads to ignorant arrogance.

>>68016223
poof

>>68016231

buy chelsea

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the OSU attacker said this for the school's newspaper

>>68016181
>tfw deathwing beta is crashing all the time for me now

islam more like jizzlam

>>68016231
8lbs of loose leaf tea straight up the shitter

>>68016255
>>68016219
the rabid anti-intellectualism of aussie culture shining through

going to have a cheeky late night samosa lads

butt chugging a bottle of cough syrup at the moment

>>68016246
It's not fair. I demand you teach me how to speak cockney.

>>68016265
Too expensive mate. If I could afford to outbuy Chelsea from its current owner, the Brit would become me.

>>68016279
You sound like a butthurt arrogant student.

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How do we solve the C*nadian problem?

Discord is terrible lads, always filled with people flirting with each other in that gay internet way.

do you think there will come a time where everyone does amphetamines instead of coffee?

going to get a $120 steak tonight lads
enjoy your Tesco frozen dinners for one

>>68016305
This 'us versus them' is why American politics is such a shitpile

>you can't know nuffin unless you never went to uni
>you can't know nuffin unless you went to uni

>>68016317
Rural Australia right now.

imagine being a yank and coming to /brit/ only to post about canadians

>>68016317
of course not you fucking crackhead

>A Somali-American teenager has made history and become the first woman to wear a hijab and burkini in the Miss Minnesota USA pageant.
hmmmmmmm

Spent a while on this digipainting

http://sketchtoy.com/67689074

Lol fellow Anglos isn't Canada such a disappointment?

>>68016321
>5 hours work at minimum wage
absolute povvo tier lad

>>68016333
Ritalin/Adderall

>>68016336
good post

>>68016321
going for a 306 AUD meal tomorrow, piss off.

>>68016313
If your fellow countrymen don't know not to rape, then I'd say it's a country thing, not a parenthood thing.

>>68016345
I shan't be paying for it

>>68016340
VERY good post

>>68016359
the old dine n dash eh
classic

Waiting for brothers: 45

>>68016348
in low doses and illegal outside of prescription use. there aren't many consequences to having a little more caffeine than usual, amphetamines are much more dangerous at high doses

>>68016340
got a bitta talent there kiddo

eating a succulent chinese meal

band's doing a music vid tonight lads

quick reminder for you newfags, before a fucking leaf canada was one of the most beloved countries on /int/ behind only Norway

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>>68016398
maybe I can be your chinky tonight?

>>68016375
This to be desu
I wonder how many borderline ADHD kids have some of their symptoms alleviated by the occasional coffee/diet coke

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>>68016402

>>68016402
Everyone loved Corky as well.

>>68016402
seems legit
you were always known for being butthurt, this post shows it nicely

>>68016402
No it wasn't

>>68016402
didn't really mind canada til you started shitting up these threads tbqh

>>68016340
damn

>>68016340
where did you get this picture of me

canada more like can'tada

>>68016430
this

>>68016322

t. Radical centrist

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>>68016231
It is the policy and practice of the British government to intercept any vessel that is seeking to illegally enter Britain and safely remove it beyond our waters. If you travel by boat without a visa, you will not make Britain home. The rules apply to EVERYONE: Russian families, Russian children, unaccompanied Russian children, Educated russians, and Skilled russians--there are NO exceptions. Do not believe the lies of people smugglers. These criminals will steal your money and place your life and the life of your family at risk--for nothing.

The message is simple: If you come to Britain illegally by boat there is NO WAY you will ever make Britain home.

>>68016325
what's PNG like? what are you there for?

ALL BY MYSELF
don't wanna be
ALL BY MYSELF

Feel like not going into work but I have weed getting delivered there today

can the autistic north americans fighting for the prized title of second worst anglo country please just piss off to /cum/

>>68016454
*goes to Britain by train*
Pfft, ez

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Continued from last time:
Why is the Grand Tour so fucking terrible?
The first episode was unforgivably boring, and the second was le randum american TV XD garbage.

How do we fix this? its very problematic...

I drew this lads, criticism welcome http://sketchtoy.com/67689081

>>68016402
More like nobody gave a shit about Canada. Everyone just had some neutral thought about Canada,

>>68016402
Should have thought about the implications of ditching the ensign and adopting a cuck-flag...a once great nation reduced to a fucking leaf.

>>68016340
http://sketchtoy.com/67689083

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>Jarvis, who has been tipped as a potential future leader for the party, told The Times that branding voters ‘racists’ for voicing concerns on immigration, and failing to accept the results of last June’s referendum on EU membership was a “toxic” combination that would act as “rocket fuel” for UKIP.

>Speaking to The Guardian, Abbott conceded that many leave voters wanted to see immigration rates fall, but rejected calls from Labour colleagues for limits on immigration.

>“It is absolutely fair to say that on doorsteps colleagues are finding people complaining about immigration, but it is simply not the case that immigration has driven down wages, or that immigration has created the insecurity or instability they perceive,” she said.

>You cannot have access to the single market or be part of the single market without freedom of movement. It’s time people started acknowledging that,” she said.

>>68016483
too much money and far too conscious of the American audience

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>>68016469
it just occurred to me that this all must be pretty funny to you

http://sketchtoy.com/67689088
did a draw

>>68016483

I enjoyed the first ep of TGT except for "Le American" stig replacement, and the celebrities dying skit. 90% of it was really entertaining though.

Haven't seen the 2nd ep yet, but you're not the first to say that it's worse than the first one.

>>68016524
pics

plod outside sainsbuys nicked me for sneaking a mars bar

Previously on /brit/
>alri pakiboo
>cara
>doing a poo desu lads
And now...

>>68016322
I went to uni and agree you learn much more relevant stuff after it.

>watching Top Gear or it's spin-offs

into the bin you go.

>>68016529
no lad it's shit tv for wanker dads with empty lives

>>68016524
http://sketchtoy.com/67689090

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eating some cheese

fully expect to shit a brick later

>>68016506
>>68016529
"le american" and the fight with american audience was pretty fucking bad, should have been cut. i just want unscripted travel episodes like they used to do.

>>68016556
http://sketchtoy.com/67689086

>>68016551
aussies don't get much good tv lad let them have it

>>68016558
a succulent chinese meal?

>>68016566
http://sketchtoy.com/67689091

>>68016550

if you haven't seen the top gear specials you;re missing out

>>68016560
>unscripted
you must be thinking of a different show lad

>>68016569
I'll give you a SUCCulant meal that's for sure you batty boy aussie twink

>>68016560
>unscripted

bad news senpai

>>68016569

But you just assured me that I could... speak

>>68016577
http://sketchtoy.com/67689094

http://sketchtoy.com/67689093

lewd one

>>68016582
>>68016586
delete these problematic posts please.

top gear is a sit-com targeted at jacamo-shopping mouth-breathers that get excited by a vroom vroom fast car.

just realised that yank said cheese not chinese and that i am dyslexic

>>68016597
why have you been up since 6am

http://sketchtoy.com/67689095

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How can you make money without working?

>>68016615
A succulent chinese meal?

any gays in here

free will is a laughable idea

we are merely acting out our programming

>>68016626
Gambling, it's easy and risk free

>>68016616
couldn't sleep pham

>>68016630
see
>>68016626

>>68016637
And JUST what would that be?????

>>68016640
Could do with a bit more fat on yer bones lad

>>68016646
whats keeping you up

>>68016637
who programs a program to think about its own programming?

>>68016637
quantum processes bro

>>68016640
>brown nipple
D-ROPPED

>>68016641
This tbqh
The way I look at it, gambling is essentially just 50/50. Either you win or you don't. Piece of piss

test

>>68016658
doesn't matter x

>>68016615

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he walks among us

test 2

>>68016673
does to me x

>>68016675
delete this image mate

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>>68016675
yeah... so if you could go ahead and uhh... delete this post, that would be greaaaat

>>68016698
Gosh, this is a truly epic 'Office Space' reference! :D

>>68016720
upvoting this one

>>68016720
never even heard of it. is it a ripoff of the office

>>68016720
haha xD i was wondering if there were any other quirky geeks on here that might have seen this

captcha: dead fried chicken

>>68016698
R E D D I T
U
N
T

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the gfs

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh if's bill lumberg hereeeeeeeeeee ummmmmmmmmm yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tps reportsssssssssssssssssss greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat peter

Justin Treadeau is literally Fidel Castros son

holy shit lads

>>68016662

sentience was an unintended consequence of evolution. it was never supposed to happen. it is an aberration of nature. it allows us to create all these wild fantasies where we really are more important and free than we actually are. it's all lies m8

about to unironically go to bed and also sleep

whats a youtube video to watch

>>68016736
it's an amusing film by the man that wrote king of the hill

*office gets moved to the basement*

one day I'm going to burn /brit/ to the ground

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>oi cunt, wanna hav a cheeky spliff?

What do?

>>68016766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX1N0j65H-0&index=1&list=PLIuRKY4i6HEbfvCPZ49gyFtliQFWevVe9

honestly i bet cara's fanny smells fantastic

>>68016771
>taking the herbal jew
nah

>>68016766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

>>68016771
>2016
>weed

piss off you human-memes.

>>68016771

why the fuck is she in some dire shithole. thought she was rich

>>68016780
shant be spending an hour on that
>>68016793
very good post

Say hello to smiletoad

http://sketchtoy.com/67689110

>>68016752
the very fact that we are sentient makes us important
also its difficult to say where sentience begins and ends since you can argue it for animals and other life as well to various degrees.

besides, you can claim everything is an "accident" like the fact that matter can even exist in a coherent form at all, that's a lot of pure coincidences.

>>68016809
why would you spend an hour on a 41 minute video you dafty

>>68016802
some houseparty presumably
not everyone rich constantly surrounds themselves with wealth signifiers, we actually have a culture instead of just consumerism

>>68016829
41 min +intermission=1 hour. how thick are you?

>>68016813
wew, that's really well done tbqh

not yours is it?

>>68016830

>we actually have a culture instead of just consumerism

don;t make me laugh nigel. british culture consists of watching football and drinking fizzy drinks

http://sketchtoy.com/67689115

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muh HDI

how often do you lads brush your teeth?
should i brush my teeth right now?

>>68016871
and yours consists of vapid consumerism, literally your national identity is based on a coffee and donuts shop

@68016829
>what is an intermission

>>68016871
I'm glad you're the expert on British culture

>>68016871
isn't Canada the same just with hockey?
who is your hockey team

A good friend of mine died today. She most likely had a seizure in the shower. I'm quite sad lads.

>>68016871
and he wonders why no one likes leafs

you just stomp around every thread acting like bitter sanctimonious little bitches, and just because I am pointing this out does not mean I am offended in any way by the content of your post

>>68016780
love 50s exotica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7BIpYgZ7lg

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I would take Bindy out for a bind if you know what I mean.

got a fart stuck in my intestines

Really uncomfortable

HOWLING at the consumer culture of both Canada and the UK
please, develop some decent culture

>>68016907

snes

you follow hockey?

gotta be up in 2 hours

>>68016895
gonna eat an orange asap

>>68016871
Fizzy juice la

>>68016895
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-35380716
hmm

>>68016846

Nope, I made it. 100% copyrighted

http://sketchtoy.com/67689116

>>68016922
Think poor ol' Steve got cucked by some chink 2bh, look at those eyes and nasal bridge

>>68016926
lie back, put your legs up and rub in a clockwise motion with the centre just under your belly button

should clear you right up

gotta be up in 36 hours

>>68016922
wouldn't mind her letting a ball python squeeze the absolute life out of my bollocks

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Well hello dere

Bit cold out

>>68016957
Do you have the WebM of her doing the dugee?

>>68016928
t. mcdonalds

>>68016957
probably FAS

>>68016929
A bit, it's on far too late for me to watch though usually and there are too many games in a regular season for me to cope. Playoff hockey is really exciting though.

>>68016962
inb4 a c*nadian says its not cold

Will be reposting the Canadian's drawings in primetime /brit/ to rake in maximum (You)'s at his expense lads

992
le cold weather le maple syrup le donut shack xD

Why do canadians care so much about a Dunkin Donuts knockoff?

>2/3 of aussies will get skin cancer by 70
jesus christ

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alright alright easy now
easy

I'd like to go to America and Canada at least once in my lifetime frankly, wish we could all just get along

>>68017030
nobody who isn't trying to be stereotypically canadian does, it's just part of life

>>68017038
been to usa loads and canada 4 or 5 times

not missing much, just straighter roads and the po have guns

I had an english roommate for a semester in undergrad.

He made bacon and eggs every morning and then went to his room. I think we talked 5 times or so.

>>68017030
everyone hates it but its everywhere so you sort of have to go there.
McDonlads has better coffee in better cups and even their pastries are good now.

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>this is what the average aussie poster looks like

terrifying

All of the poms that move here are super autistic and get bullied heaps at school

>>68017063
mcdonalds coffee is unironically alright

>>68017072
me in the back

>>68017086
Thought you were Australian for a second there. Should change your flag desu

>>68017086
bit mean of them, why are you such bullies :(

mcdonalds hash browns are the best in the world.

>>68017110
the accent usually
Yanks are worse but none come here

>poo peelander talking about accents
ah yes

i bind
like a ring binded spineler
the original viral swineler
with the vision that i supply-a
we bind
my mind
is swined
im a swineler
got a big bag of them limes
and i'll squeeze mine til they blind ya

Bit chilly lads, -3 and the bus is late.

>>68017112
their waffle fries are solid

desu McDonalds gets way more hate than it deserves.

>>68017055
do you regret it

seethe on yankypoo

80% of non-college educated White men support Trump. You know what that tells me? It tells me little white boys are born and grow up racist.

50% of college educated White men support Trump. That means, EVEN IF THEY GO TO COLLEGE, it's only a coin flip whether or not they'll be able to outgrow their early racism.

White guys are a menace. This is WHY media representation of minorities in non-villainous, non-auxiliary background roles, IS SO IMPORTANT. A recent television study found that watching American media led to lowered self-esteem and confidence for EVERY OTHER GROUP (POC, women) except white boys. They must learn how to LOOK UP at people other than only white men, otherwise they'll

>>68017155
basically everything except the burgers and chicken is fine

Any ausfolk /gold coast/ here?
Did you see how fucking hot it's going to get

>>68017166
>>68017166
i also enjoy copying posts from reddit and posting them here

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NO ROMANCE
NO ROMANCE
NO ROMANCE ON ME

>>68017166

don't like it when people badmouth politicians desu

>>68017174
Quite like their Chicken McSandwich

>>68017152
limes?

watching the man screwing in the lightbulb kino

>>68017166
what percentage of white women supported Trump?
I'm positive it was well over 50%

don't give a dam about minorities and my social capital is low enough where I can say what I like.

having a jack and coke and watching the walking dead

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>>68017183
>Gold Coast
>Australian

word uppppp

>>68017225
Go away

it's the tallest word

trying to go a week without wanking

>>68017174
their chicken sandwich and jr chicken is pretty good, not the best but a definite paragon of chicken sandwiches everywhere.

their thick patty burgers are good as well
love me a quarter ponder dressed like a mac.

if it weren't for the beaches and theme parks, the gold coast would be the worst place in australia

>>68017183

what's that reality tv show about cops in the gold coast called?

>>68017189
>r/AsianMasculinity
doing a hearty laugh

>>68017223
*leans back*
well well well, look at this little aussie poof

>>68017225
leave the thread after deleting this post

>>68017247
Don't think I've wanked for a month now, it's horrible m8

>2 in 3 Australians will have skin cancer by 70
holy shit

>>68017266
why?

>>68017266
>>68017247
why would you do that

>>68017270
it gets worse

>>68017270
The likelihood of dying from it is so small it's not even worth considering

>>68017275
willy fell off

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/nov/28/alt-right-online-poison-racist-bigot-sam-harris-milo-yiannopoulos-islamophobia

wrote a piece for the Guardian lads

>>68017280
to bust the best nut

>>68017285
my condolences

>>68017275
>>68017280
said i could to a friend, i'm a man of my word

>>68017270

because cunts over here think sunscreen is for poofs and tanning is the so-called "cool" thing to do.

little do they know that their skin will look like wrinkly leather by the time they're 30 and they'll be spending the rest of their life getting melanomas cut out of their skin.

Princess Beatrice 'slices Ed Sheeran's face with a sword' while trying to 'knight' James Blunt

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/ed-sheeran-princess-beatrice-face-slice-sword-james-blunt-windsor-a7441951.html

I love sushi

>>68017288
How is Sam Harris remotely right-wing

>>68017302
if you were to ever leave your room you would know that isn't what people think

and if they do they're best ignored

>>68017306
Wish she'd come and beat my rice

>>68017302
You're wrong

>>68017306
Struggling to make a blunt pun

>>68017318

critical of islam? it's the only thing I can think of

>>68017284
yeah thats the thing I never got why skin cancer is such a big deal, maybe I'm misunderstanding it but if it starts growing you're going to notice, if it grows big enough to literally kill you you're definitely going to notice, and for obvious reasons its the easiest of all the cancers to simply cut off

brain/liver/stomach/bowel/pancreatic/lung/prostate/throat/lymphatic cancer are the ones you really want to be concerned about

>>68017318
the article is a hoax lad

a little joke played on the Guardian

i have found the crack in the aussie veneer lads
idgaf that statistically likely to be poorer, more depressed, have less friends and spend less time outdoors than the average aussie because i won't get skin cancer when im 70

>>68017328
>>68017333

you really think the majority of young australians think that pasty skin is more appealing than tanned skin?

go to the beach some time, you'll see how dead wrong both of you are.

>>68017353
im sending this in to them, your career is over.

>>68017157
Yes, it was mostly my fault I think.
His other english friends on exchange there seemed like nice people too.

would love to heem an asianmasculinity runt desu

funny that they never talk about how they stand up for themselves in public really

almost certain that I didn't win the short story competition lads

ahaha :)

murph

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Someone got paid to draw this

359
What a pathetic little creature you are

>>68017368
I live literally right next to a beach, sit in the car park for any period of time and watch as every single person getting out of the car slops on some sunscreen

still disturbed by the fact that some underclass brits call bottles bokkles

>>68017396
reply to me you rancid swine

>>68017375

life's not all about winning, kid.

i bet most of those who do win "short story competitions" don't win on their first submission and those who do are statistical anomalies.

chin up

still disturbed by the fact that some underclass Americans call themselves Canadians

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>>68017416
stellar post

>>68017405
i just call it a bokka

slip slap slop
gotta put that suncream on aussies
see if you can be the lucky third

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you're on the street and this man tries to sell you some bokkles
what do you do

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>>68017416
highest quality post so far

>>68017433
>bokkles
is that how poortherners say bottles?

>>68017396

> I live literally right next to a beach, sit in the car park for any period of time and watch as every single person getting out of the car slops on some sunscreen

okay? so they put some sunscreen on which will work for the first hour at the beach but how do you think they're all so tanned then?

daily reminder that tanning is skin cells in trauma.

ahh yes... the classic no weed no sleep conundrum

>>68017414
*raises chin*

:^)

*fits it through the loop in the rope and over my head*

:^)

>>68017449
>wah wah they don't even put on sunscreen
>well they do but wah wah they're not as pasty as me
Just fuck off you sadcase

>>68016962
Is it snowing?

>>68017447
Imagine being this much of a spastic that you don't already know the answer to that

are kiwis upper class australians?

how easy is it to get neetbux in bongland?

>>68017449
you can still tan after putting sun tan lotion on

calle lichterfelder allee

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>anon please buy my bokkles, very cheap but how High Quality i assure you

want to dip my bullocks into this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV-uvaISfGs

>>68017473
Y-yep, cream of the c-crop haha

bojack horseman is shit

>>68016129
test

>>68017493
Why did you capitalize high quality but not I?

>>68017454

should really consider taking at least a tolerance break if you can't sleep without smoking weed m8

>>68017466

alright spastic, so most cunts put a light layer of sunscreen on before they hop in the water at the beach but what about when they're not at the beach? ever see anyone away from the beach reapplying sunscreen in public? it's definitely NOT normal and NOT socially acceptable.

just forfeit the argument that you've so clearly lost, loser.

>>68017477
someone reply to my post thanks

just beat dishonored in 10 hours don't mean to brag or anything haha

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>>68017515
>are you gonna by the bokkles or Not anon

>>68017531
the first one? i liked that game, it was fun to kill everyone

fall back a likkle bit don't @ me

>>68017531
yeah well i never played it so don't even know if thats impressive or not

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>tfw she says i have potential

>>68017554
>killing people

I'm not a dick man, I don't think I killed anyone on purpose the entire game

except for that one guy granny rags cooks in her stew but that was just because she was so nice to me

Daily reminder that a good cup of coffee and a cigarette fills the pain of existence.

Source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17515802

>>68017516
When are you ever in public/in the sun for long periods of time? The beach, the park, maybe if you're some runt and use bicycles or things like that. Literally everyone who does these things uses sunscreen, the ones that don't are a minority

Beyond pathetic you are mate, trying to justify why you're some pasty freak

>>68017569
you use memes irl

>>68017588

> Beyond pathetic you are mate, trying to justify why you're some pasty freak

this is what i mean, thank you for winning my argument for me.

bored but not tired yet

>>68017585
despise people who are anti-smoking desu
idk what their problem is if no one is bothering them directly.

its like smoking bans are the only thing the left has accomplished so they hold it high above their heads at all times.

>>68017588
don't talk shit about cyclists you polluter piece of human detritus

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>>68017577
I think I started with a stealthy approach but then someone was accidentally killed and I cba going back to an old save.

Killing boat man was satisfying after he tried ratting me out, little cunt

>>68017607
yeah a few

>say arse instead of ass
>tell people "don't care, or didnt listen"
>say "Ah yes"

Just a few to name

off to bed xx

british culture

>>68017626
>killing based sam
what the fuck anon

>>68017627
No, i was referring to the wojak

I hope all our bong m8s have gone to sleep and are dreaming of only happy things

>>68017639
no sleep tonight for me

>>68017636
yeah thats another one

>>68017626
yep you're a dick for killing same, also I just bound quicksave to mouse5 and quickload to mouse4 and I have an ssd so I just blitzed everything and since blink is super OP I could get around pretty much everything efforlessly

drinky some 'ppermint tea to settle the innards

>>68017652
Edgy

>>68017666
>A dick for killing video game characters

Autism

>>68017668
>not a piping hot cup of Lipton black
alri zhang

>>68017655
wouldn't do that, in case they search it up and end up on here

>>68017683
>Lipton
F O Y

>>68017673
how?

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>>68017683
>Lipton

>>68017666
I thought it was cool how they at least gave you the choice to do that though.

>be me minding my own business on /int/
>suddenly a canadian starts insulting me
what did i ever do to deserve this?
is it because australia is better and more loved than canada?

>>68017697
Acting the rebel to sound cool to your /brit/ friends

NEW WHEN

>>68017624

inconsiderate smokers can be quite annoying but i don't mind considerate smokers at all

t. ex-smoker

I'm a twinnings tea person myself

also occasionally drink tazo

>>68017674
uhm excuse me? It's a little something called immersion?
maybe just back the fuck off?

>>68017701
yeah I killed everyone at least once t.b.h, sam just because I wanted to see if it was possible
he was like the only good guy in the entire game

emily was decent motivation but you can barely interact with her at all so that sucked
I think the whole thing was super rushed, all the mechanics felt good but the game is very short and unfocused after you get poisoned

>>68017713
not really, I just have stuff to do early this morning and I usually stay up late so sleeping would be pointless, besides not a single one of you cunts I would call friend

calle 7000

>>68017722

>page 2

Janny wouldn't approve. would not approve at all.

>>68017743
twinnings is good, and they have metal tins of loose leaf which is pretty sweet

>>68017750
Somebody is gwumpy today :3

>>68017776
>>68017776
>>68017776
lads

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>>68017750
>mfw we're all you have

>>68017753

i'll be honest, I still don't get how you brew loose leaf tea without having residual leaves all in your mug