>envangelicucks will unironicly defend this

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>an Australian is leading America's evangelical creationist revival

>god
>real

>>68013182
The madman.

>>68013182
>when cheeky banter goes too far

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>>68013207
If you want a fedora image, just ask, my friend!

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>>68013182
your problem now

>>68013182
>"The next time someone says 'millions of years ago', I want you to raise your hand and say 'Excuse me, were you there?'"

This guy is shitposting irl

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>>68014006
He's a master of his craft

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>>68013207

>god wrote the bible
And it seems you didn't even read it

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>>68013135
What does Neon Genesis Evangelion have to do with evolution?

>>68015157
Well, in Evangelion they came up with something that humans and angels evolved from ALIENS, or something, isn't?

>>68013135
Young Earth Creationists are insane. Why can't they accept scientific facts while still believing in God? Even the Pope says that not everything in the Bible was as literal as some people believe it is.

>>68014319
How did they find a tree big enough to carve that out of????

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>>68015282
>facts

Why are "Christians" in Europe and Latin America so chill while ones in America and Korea are complete retards that actually believe this shit?

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>>68013135
Every time my father sees a NatGeo documentary about dinosaurs he gets extremely assblasted saying that it's all bullshit because it's impossible to calculate the age of something that old.
I even tried to explain to him how carbon-14 dating works, but he just called me heathen.

I don't even know why he watches that garbage if he hates it so much...

>>68015406
Because they don't celebrate Easter