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/sexy irish lads/ edition
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cara
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https://youtu.be/TjrQSJPC5i4
docking scene edition
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england 2bh
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>>68006994
good post desu
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wew 3 wanks this evening
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Anyone else fucking loathe Tim? I don't give a fuck how mental he is, he's clearly just an unpleasant and obnoxious narcissist.

Can't wait until his mind finally snaps

Might mail him some Kev memes
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>>68007050
maverick
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>>68006999
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>>68006961
Why do people dislike the Brummie ascent, I think it sounds nice, better than scouse
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If you are reading this you must subscribe to Chesnoid, like his recent videos and buy at least 2 items of his merchandise or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
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Went into a so called reputable computer shop today and the polish runt behind the counter had the gall to ask me for 10 euro for a fucking CMOS battery

Needless to say I shan't be found in that premises again
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big comedown today lads

hate myself hahahahaha
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>population rose in Dublin during the potatoe famine

Makes me think
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>>68006961
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exTMCq0cnLs

choon
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>>68006909
>>68006999
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>>68007050
Completely agree. Imagine living next to this cunt?

Probably thought you had a comfy flat with private and reserved neighboUrs and then you end with a mentally ill twat that could snap at any time and yells at you for opening your door.
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>>68006961
Is the midlands just completely empty apart from Birmingham?
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>>68007050
how?

he hasn't revealed his new address
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>>68007050
say that again i fucking dare you cunt
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>>68006961
Odd cos not all Yorkshire accents sound the same - people from Barnsley sound quite different to those from York
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>>68007091
who is this semon demon
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>>68006961
I'd put General American at around 0 in this chart tbqh lads
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>>68006961
Southern Irish is way too fucking broad there's dozens of Irish accents, what type is the most recognised "southern Irish" accent? Diddle idle doodle diddle I doodle I diddle eedle deedle doodle didly I I I?

Also

>British isles
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>>68006961
>irish accent
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>>68006909
>still uses the hans zimmer music
cheating
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>>68007050
vinay
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>>68007109
No fuck off you stupid kraut cunt Dresden BEST day of my fucking life
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>>68007050
leave tim alone

need you all out of business
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>>68007154
Stop posting that photo mate it's fucking disgusting
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LONDONderry
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the qt has taken to saying "right now?" right after I say "oh fuck me". Still trying to understand what she means by this.
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>>68007050
Is he the British Chris Chan?
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>>68007181
woah totally uncalled for dude..
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im so, so sorry
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>>68007159
worst post of the day so far
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>>68007107
If I was his neighbour I would be filing multiple noise complaints every day to the landlord until he got evicted
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>>68007195
*checks history book* well.... I can't fault you on that one
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>>68007109
There isn't a recognisable accent in the midlands, apart from brummies.
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>>68007195
DUBLINderry**
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Feels good to be a part of the master race
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>>68007206
>The pepe actually blinks eventually
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>>68007206
She feels comfortable making sexual jokes around you because she can't imagine actually having sex with you
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Ballbag is turning to dust
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>>68007280
Will genuinly kick your fucking head in stupid brummie CUNT you WILL regret this post
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>>68007294
i unironically think this
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the qt has taken to saying "right now?" right after I say "fuck jamal". Still trying to understand what she means by this.
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>>68007318
I'm not a brummie, nobhead.
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>>68007272
Is that Common Filth? His voice sounds like that of a fat mouthbreather so it'd make sense
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>when a mick walks into /brit/
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68007314
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>>68007144
If you asked British women we'd probably get some moistness points tbphwyl
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>>68007294
/éire/ is the boss of /brit/
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>>68007294
this
/brit/ is the driving force behind the best memes on the 'chon desu
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>>68007314
nice pinworm infestation lad
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>>68007288
neck yourself pale scum
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>>68006961
>Welsh and Yorkshire accent that high
Honestly girls with a posh cockney or around London accent is the most hot
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OFFICIAL Music rating list

Choon > Ballad > Song > Music > Number > Track > Jingle
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>>68007375
Only a bit of dry skin mate
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>>68007407
where does banger go
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the qt has taken to saying "right now?" right after I say "cuckold me with another man (possibly a black man) with a bigger cock than I have and let him finish inside you". Still trying to understand what she means by this.
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>>68007111
you can figure out where he lives if you're autistic enough
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>>68007294
Makes sense since I'm the king of /brit/
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>>68007409
you'd think so wouldn't you, but no you have pinworms mate
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>>68007428
A banger is a choon, because choons are banging.

A jingle can't be banging and therefore won't be a banger.
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If you are reading this you must subscribe to Chesnoid, like his recent videos and buy at least 2 items of his merchandise or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
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>>68007440
hairy
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>have a coffee at 10pm
>Feel fucking great all night
Hmm why haven't I tried this before
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>>68007430
go on then
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>>68007428
Above Choon
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qt has taken to saying "right now?" whenever i say "oh bust my bollocks"
don't understand women
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i could heem anybody on instagram
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>>68007440
suitable for my seed 2bh
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>>68007440
Pretty good but also fussy

>>68007407
Blues > Psychedelic Rock > Classic Rock > Modern Rock > Everything in your list
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Just discovered this new band from Liverpool
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the qt has taken to saying "right now?" right after I say "take a mallet and swing as hard as you can at my bollocks". Still trying to understand what she means by this.
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>>68007502
Those all sound like a bunch of tracks to me. Get better taste.
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>>68007437
Impossible mate, no itching or irritation
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Qt has taken to saying "right now" whenever I ask her "when has this gimmick gone too far?"
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>>68007504
Bah, they'll never catch on, not with that Pete Best drummer.
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the qt has taken to saying "right now?" right after I say "throw a left jab with the force of a thousand suns at my bollocks asap". Still trying to understand what she means by this.
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>>68007504
They have a few good songs (and a couple choons) but most of their stuff is just a bunch of Numbers at best Tbh
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>>68007531
You'll never get anywhere in the music industry with your songs and music.
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the qt has taken to saying "right now?" right after I say "break a bottle over that table and ram it into my bollocks pronto". Still trying to understand what she means by this.
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the qt has taken to saying "ffghdfghgj" right after I say "oh fuck me". Still trying to understand what she means by this. she has downs btw
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>>68007509
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the qt has taken to saying nothing because I don't have a qt
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>only have to be physically in work 3 days per week
>get to spend 4 days per week at home, wearing the same clothes for 4 days straight and only showering if i have work the next day

L A V I D A L O C A
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>>68006961
>tfw sexy accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vWlIvfQTck&t=9s
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>>68007561
It's not about getting anywhere, lad. It's about the integrity of the art. The thought that goes into writing the perfect choon.

I know you're a bit of a pleb who's only stopped listening to jingles recently, but you'll understand true choonage soon enough.
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need a horrible slag gf to fuck up against a wall in the multistory carpark by town
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the qt has taken to saying "right now?" right after I say "nail me on a cross and call me Jesus". Still trying to understand what she means by this.
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1479932321939.webm

Me and the lads going for a cycle
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US primaries were good banter
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the qt has taken to saying "right now?" right after I say "check my digits". Still trying to understand what she means by this.
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also choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7p_C9OlN40
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>>68007206
wow it actually blinks
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the qt has taken to saying "right now?" right after I say "please insert my penis into your vagina, causing it to become engorged with blood and upon thrusting ultimately culminating in my sperm to be deposited inside you". Still trying to understand what she means by this.
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>>68007361
Do you actually believe this? Really?
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>>68007615
nice 5 but check these
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What a fucking slag
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awo*click*OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>68007626
A good ballad.
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>>68007641
ah yes, autismo has returned
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>>68007646
those norks are fucking rancid
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS87yOJuEkc

screaming
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>>68007646
Weird chose of picture
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choon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4D0vmVdrOg
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just spent 20 minutes wanking to a couple of lesbians in the shower

was on the verge of giving up but i powered through and made it

sweaty from the exertion 2bh
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>>68007691
I'd give her a swipe right because of it
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>>68007676
What? I just got here. Cunt.
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literally been in this exact situation before lmao
had to get therapy haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4
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>go to twitter
>type in "dick appointment"
>see how casual girls are about admitting to needing to get fucked at all times

and you're still a virgin somehow?
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>>68007705
All of my wanks take 20 minutes
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>>68007294
pol is the boss of 4chan
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>>68007711
I'm going to start calling you autismo because your autism is so recognizable
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*sleepwalks into the thread*
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Alri
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>>68007722
How can you spare 5 hours a day just for wanking then?

I have to cut some of mine short just so I can get in my daily allotment.
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>>68007722
feel bad for you lad, usually mine take 5 mins
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>>68007745

Ah yes, the famous banter
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>>68007643
Wicked 3, but check these.
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>>68007745
'ello mister somnambulist

>>68007767
>he wanks more than once a day

>>68007769
If I really need to power in then I can go faster
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just filtered alberta and illinois
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Still in mourning over the death of Castro...Fuck
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>>68007785
miss u x
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>>68007777
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>>68007798
Bernie
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>>68007803
NEGERlands
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if all my wanks take this long i'm going to have to give it up

waste of time anyway
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>tfw no fake tit, smelly bum gf
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you lads on /brit/ tonight are in for a very lucky surprise.

it's a good one too.

i will only be posting this dog tonight, just this one time so make sure to save it.

blessings to all of our mothers out there.
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>>68007866
Post immunization causes autism just like vaccines.
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im a broken man on a halifax pier
the last of barrets privateers
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>>68007803
Baby, I need your toothpaste in my mouth.

Xoxo.
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>>68007866
Virus. Do not download
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>>68007714
LOOOOOOOOOOOUIS
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>>68007795
Illinois is poll walker isn't he?
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>>68007888
vaccines don't cause autism
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>>68007866
How the fuck did this chain-email tier bullshit get popular?
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>>68007743
As long as you do it in your dead fix of an accent.

It helps with nofap.
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>>68007902
no he's the one who just made that awful vaccine joke
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Does your family or do your friends know you are a kissless virgin?
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>girls who put 'not looking for anything casual' in their tinder bio

Well they obviously fucking are otherwise they wouldn't be on tinder
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TAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE OOOOOOOOOOOOOON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCa-YtBnPcg
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>>68007906
POST
IRONIC
META
INTERNET
HUMOUR
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>>68007906
blame /b/
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have not read a single post in this thread
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>>68007893
o the year was 1778
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>>68007927
I see how it is.
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>>68007936
I'm not a kissless virgin
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>>68007938
I've seen married or in-a-relationship women on OKC who are strictly looking for friends
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>>68007936
they think i'm a khv but I'm not a virgin haha
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>>68007954
It's not even /b/ I've seen this shit everywhere.
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hmm
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we should go into business together lads, i think all this 4channing has to pay off somehow. this is technically networking...
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>>68007727
/pol/ is the jester of 4chan who got so caught up in his act that he forgot it was an act
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>>68007992
Hahaha, same. When I'm going on a date I tell my family I'm going to an all night lan party.
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Business idea: ignore yanks
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>>68007999
ah yes russia
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>>68007936

I think both probably could work it out, my small group of friends being the more likely.
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>>68008020
>going into business with a bunch of internet mongs as your pardners
bright one, aren't you
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>Another practice that was mentioned by many visitors to Sparta was the practice of “wife-sharing”. In accordance with the Spartan belief that breeding should be between the most physically fit parents, many older men allowed younger, more fit men, to impregnate their wives
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparta
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>>68007936
I assume my family know, but i haven't brought it up. Sometimes my mum asks if i'm gay.

My friends know too. Ironically they're turbonormie lads who go shagging random slags they find at nightclubs every week. They reckon i'll find a nice girl soon. I'm not too sure.
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A very good video lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17iMj46E2vY
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>>68008090
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>>68007992
>>68007978
wasnt asking
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WANKY WILLY
WANKY WILLY
WILLY WILLY WANKY
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alri liddos
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>>68008076
could never admit to being a virgin, i just like jay from inbetweeners

funny thing is, all the things i said i'd done, i've actually done now
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send me $100 or your mother will die slowly and painfully in her sleep tonight
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Tune https://youtu.be/PfYnvDL0Qcw
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>>68008146
ok *sends u $100*
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>>68008146
Sent you $100, but YOUR mother will die slowly and painfully unless you send me $200
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>>68008146
*Sends you anthrax*
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>>68008157
xddd we are number one but bee movie script is distorted and ear rape haha
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wew lads

i've lost the tissue i came into

completely forgotten where i put it.

hope i don't up with it in my face
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United States of America?

More like disunited sharts of shitmerica
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>>68008157
>lazy town memes
Oi mate, you dropped your reddit membership card
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someone's nicked my shower gel, bottle and all. about 5/8 full.

we only have 1 shower so it's not like they borrowed it (still unacceptable). will find the runt who did this and piss in their milk
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>>68008121
What's there not to love?
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Just stepped in some sticky tissue, lads
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Are burger king chicken nuggets any good? Do you lads even have burger king?
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>>68008201
filtered
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just nicked some cunts shower
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>>68008184
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>>68008220
ASMR just sounds very unpleasant to me
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>>68008249
why do you hate canadians
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>>68008231
It's called Hungry Jacks

FOY
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>>68008184
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>>68008231
Not as good as Mcdonalds. They're cheaper though at least.

The chicken strips are god tier though.
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>>68008217

was it expensive?
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>>68008231
Good hungry jacks which is the same thing as BK. The nuggets are good. Greasy and rubbery, but good.
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Is it true that goth/metal fashion is in vogue right now?

I've been seeing a lot of fashion designers putting metal/gothic shit on their clothes and a lot of rappers are wearing metal band shirts
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>>68008231
yeah their chicken nuggets are good for a fast food place. taste more authentic than mcdonalds chicken nuggets 2bh, the burger king ones actually look/taste like chicken
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>>68008231
Burger King is utter garbage except for pic related which is really just a shitty version of a Carl's Jr Double Western.
>>68008277
it's his gimmick la
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>>68008316
>HJ's in PNG

don't believe it
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>>68008231
We only got McDonald's 3 months ago mate show some respect
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chicken nuggets are for children
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>>68008352
Was talking about australia. Sorry should be more specific.
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>>68008344
delete this image mate
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don't know why it takes so long to film films

reckon I could do it in a week
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Somebody has been nicking my milk any ideas on what to put in it? Might get some laxatives
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>>68008343
Their Angus burgers are goat too.
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>>68008372
what are ye doing in PNG, lad?
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Watching Stephen Fry in America and finding the whole thing quite charming desu.
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>>68008300
no but that's irrelevant
constantly things I've bought going missing. hate normies so much, no respect for others
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>>68008376
>leafs saying 'Mate'
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>>68008363
Who do you think goes on 4chan?
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>>68008385
wank
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excessive consumption of lucozade causes diarrhea
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>>68008403
it's a meme you dip
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>>68008399
sorry paddy
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>Casey "caveman" Neistat has been bought by CNN for 25 million
CANNOT BE FABRICATED
ABSOLUTE PROOF HILLARY PAID YOUTUBERS TO SHILL FOR HER
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>>68008338
Chokers are back which is great because muh dik
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>>68008405
well adjusted adults
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>>68008287
>>68008316
>>68008340
>>68008354
Should I do it?
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>>68008397
I'm an engineer installing a telecommunication system of sorts.
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the
sesh
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>>68008436
Correct

>t. well-adjusted adult
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>>68008433
means shes a black belt in cock sucking, but not your cock.
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>>68008430
Why would they give him 25 million if he shilled for her and she lost lol
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>>68008430
nice posting style
will be taking what you say seriously
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>>68008442
what happens in PNG other than cannibalism
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Yank on holiday in Eng-er-land here. Howdy y'all and happy holidays "lads".
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>>68008344
>>68008370
delete these please
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>>68008440
Worth it lad. Put one in a letter and send it to me.
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>>68008440
Get'm inta ya lad.
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>>68008440
>eating fast food past the age of 12

ahhapfpafhahhahahhahfhapfhapfhahhfpa


*dines on fine wine and local organic oysters*
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>>68008442
neat

how are you finding the place? always had an interest in PNG - reported on the political unrest for uni some time ago
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>>68008471
Violence, rape, and no hygiene practices whatsoever.
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>>68008454
SESH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWhswK7A4D8
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>>68008476
merry crimbo lad
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>>68008385

visine
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>Former darts world champion Eric Bristow has drawn condemnation on social media for suggesting football abuse victims are not "proper men".

>More than 20 ex-footballers have come forward with allegations of historical child sex abuse in the sport, and five police forces are investigating claims.

>But Bristow, 59, questioned why they did not stand up to their abusers.

>Ex-Crewe player Steve Walters, who is among those to come forward, said he was "disgusted" by Bristow's remarks.

>Writing on Twitter, Bristow, who was made an MBE in 1989, said darts players were "tough guys" and footballers "wimps".

based dartsbro telling it like it is
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>>68008489
I worked at McDonalds from ages 13-19 so it's comfort food desu
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>>68008399

I always keep my toiletries in my room, in a wash bag. It might be worth doing from now on.
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>>68008545
>based dartsbro

State of you, FOY
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>>68008527
bones is a genius
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>>68008481
when was the last time you heard gunshots in the 'by?
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>>68008565
would do but my housemate has nicked them
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Is it real NEET hours?
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Going for a chippie tomorrow lads, what fish should I get?

Cod
Haddock
Hake
Pollock
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>>68008581
the fuck is yank about darts, you utter fucking moron?
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ah yes, the normoloid flatmate is having loud sex again
ah yes, yes indeed
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just discovered im shitting out green poo lads
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>>68008545
what kind of opinion did these people expect to come out of an old guy who basically plays a drinking game as his profession
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>>68008597
i feel like killing myself but my parents havent given up on me yet so im sad as fuck
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>>68008545
>fucking DARTS
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>>68008545
how come every big organisation seems to deal in child abuse?
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>>68008430

wonder how much he'll give to the interns who made that piece of shit?
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>>68008606
haddock
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fly been buzzing around my room for 30 mins and I just killed it on my first attempt of trying. Happy now
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housemate just stole my bollock clamps
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https://i.imgur.com/FglOKz1.gifv
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_1FbjuJp4E
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just discovered im shitting out lucozade poo lads
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Question: if a parking inspector buys drinks with his salary, is that fine wine?
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>>68008653
haha
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>>68008658
mind if I do a cummy in your poohole?
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>>68008610
Absolute fucking weapon
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>trump might not even build the wall now
absolutely HOWLING
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>>68008563
what did you do for work at 13?

>>68008623
illuminati conspiracy obviously

they love having sex with children because they steal a bit of the child's life energy of the kid gives them youth
>>
Any JFs west of the Atlantic OUT

FOY
FOC
FOM
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>>68008623
big organisations have access to children

pedos join on purpose
>>
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>>68008704
terrific post
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having a real look at the lotr poems

properly deciphering them
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>>68008702
McDonalds
>>
Hello Comrades. From now on this general is for the discussion of Marxism-Leninism, the ideology of revolutionary socialism and communism.
Communism is the next stage of humanity following the capitalist stage.

What exactly is communism according to Marxist-Leninists:

>Communism is a stage of society in which the productive infrastructure is socially owned, and goods are produced not in order to sell for profit, but in order to meet a social need.

>Communism in it's full form is a stateless, classless society that follows the maxim "From each according to their ability, to each according to their need."

>To acheive such a society Marxism-Leninism teaches us that we must replace the capitalist state, which is controlled by the capitalist class, by a socialist state, which is controlled by the working class. Then, a period of class struggle follows in which the capitalist class is liquidated by the working class. When the capitalist class has been completely vanquished, there will be only one class, the working class, and eventually the functions of the state will become indistinguishable from the functions of the society as a whole, and the state as such will 'wither away' as Marx said.

https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1847/11/prin-com.htm
https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1848/communist-manifesto/
ML uses a philosophy called dialectical materialism, see here:
https://www.marxists.org/reference/archive/stalin/works/1938/09.htm
It is reccomended that you read some of the critical works of Marxism-Leninism so you can make an informed assessment of the ideology.
Resources:
https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/sw/
https://www.marxists.org/archive/lenin/works/sw/
https://www.marxists.org/reference/archive/stalin/works/decades-index.htm
https://www.marxists.org/reference/archive/mao/selected-works/
https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1884/origin-family/
https://www.marxists.org/archive/lenin/works/1914/mar/11.htm
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>>68008545
deffo nonced himself
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Ah yes, the Aussie shit craic hours. Great way to put a person to sleep.
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>>68008722
alri sara
>>
used to going to sleep at 8am now

going to have to sort it within 10 days for my exams haha
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>>68008722
Will not be wasting my time on even glancing at a single pixel of this.
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>>68008722
Is there a bigger meme than communism?
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>>68008738
alri x
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>>68008722
amir I know your show's gone to shit recently but these spin offs are a load of wank
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>>68008622
>get a load of this guy - cum

what kind of gay shit are you posting
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>>68008492
Has its ups and downs.
Great food in nice hotels and easy work, to eating tuna and cold rice in an rusty shipping container and physical labor in the rain.

>>68008589
Never desu senpai.
It more knives, blunt objects and fists.
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>>68008754
late stage capitalism
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>>68008623

It can be used as leverage in power plays
Old Institutions tend to cover up damaging secrets, to protect their image
>>
Over my years of 4chan I've noticed that the Australian has no morals, beliefs or ethic. They really just want to watch the world burn.
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>>68008582
I've never really been into rap, but i love Bones. He's my favourite musician at the moment and has been for some time. He's only like 21 too. Crazy.

>a skinny school shooter looking white kid with long black hair is the most innovative rapper in recent times
Theirs something funny about this

Absolute banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er7MCTb30hA
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>>68008772
Le no potato intellectual
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>>68008772
I believe that you are a cunt
>>
my eyes look much nicer when my pupils are fully dilated
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nonced a little girl on holiday in thailand and don't regret it at all
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>>68008721
just seems a bit strange, never seen a 13 year old at mcdonalds or any big corporate franchise so was just wondering if they had you cleaning toilets or if you were the ball-pit manager or something
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>>68008754
Aussie "banter"
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never understood the hatred of neets but then i got a job and now the thought of me dragging myself out of bed at 6.30 am and walking outside into the freezing cold to my car while some twat sleeps till 2PM while claiming bennies really fucks me off
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>>68008722
not a single latter of this post entered my brainspace
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>>68008430
who the fuck is casey neistat?
>>
>>68008722

not a single word
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remember little chris lads
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>>68008772
they ain't hurtin' nobody
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV9sNmujCPk
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>One ancient account of the death of Chrysippus, the 3rd century BC Greek Stoic philosopher, tells that he died of laughter after he saw a donkey eating his figs; he told a slave to give the donkey neat wine with which to wash them down, and then, "...having laughed too much, he died"

fucking hell that must've been a right fucking laugh
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>>68008814
tick tock wagie
work soon :^)
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whatever happened to kasabian lads
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>>68008847
delete this pic for me mate
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>>68008772
Cannot think of a more boring and uninteresting people than the Australian
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>>68008859
It was. I was that donkey.
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>>68007407
Have a melody, la
https://youtu.be/7SwDVjWO8m8
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>>68008814

I don't start work until 2 or 3 or clock. get to lie in every day. Best of both worlds.
>>
What's the point of working if we'll all die anyway
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>>68008863
48:13 was dece lad
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>>68008863
They went to shit after Karloff left.

t. hipster
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>>68008722
is this one of those redditors who wanted to ""colonise"" /int/ or something
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>>68007368
unironically this

all the best /eire/ memes become /brit/ classics
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>>68008772
Really wish you would take this back desu
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>>68008862
i hope the job centre sends you on some degrading course with a bunch of drooling spastics to shame you into sorting your life out
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>>68008893
Sounds more like a piece to me.
>>
>>68008811
>>68008879
Is bagging aussies and posting scantily clad women your "thing"?
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>>68008863
The guitarist does soccer aid a lot
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>>68008742
>>68008820
>>68008823
EXCELLENT and appropriate replies desu
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>>68008810
I did anything that any other under 18 could do. Couldn't handle the trash compactor. I was working drive thru at 13 I was cute as fuck
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>>68008811
longboob is looooooong
>>
good evening lads
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>>68008767
in-laws were engineers there too. said it was like any 3rd world shithole and they never left their compound
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>>68008923
Not gonna happen
I get disability bucks for the ol' shizophrenia
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31 is a gimp
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>>68008936
there's one guy here who's weirdly obsessed with hating aussies. think he might be autistic tbqh
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>>68008992

>>68008992

>>68008992

new
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>>68008442
what field of engineering do i have to do to get to do shit like this? i want to travel to places and install stuff
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>>68008975
i already knew this
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>>68008722
stopped reading at "Comrade"
You're not my Comrade, senpai
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>>68008984
You do know there's a few. And one of the Irish lads as well who gets right under the Aussies skin
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>>68008344
seeing this frog from this angle has given me a new perspective on life
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>>68008970
It is a 3rd world shithole. I'm reckless and walk around outside of every compound I'm at, even at night sometimes. I have run in to trouble a couple times, but nothing too bad.
I guess it helps in 6 foot and fit. Plus I always carry pic related or similar.
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>>68008999
Electrical engineering.

Very nice digits brah.
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