You wake up in the north pole
>>68005359
Fuck off we're full
>>68005861
You live 20 miles from the border I bet
>>68005896
No I work in Santa's workshop
>>68005977
what am i getting for christmas?
>>68005359
but anon there are no buildings or any permanent habitation on the north pole?
live forever in happiness in christmas town
>>68005359
feel warm
>>68006624
Cheeky Nando's
>amerishoots don't know santa claus is from lapland
>>68005359
I GUESS I'LL VISIT GDAĆSK THEN HAHAHA
GET IT?
BECAUSE NORTH POLE
>>68005977
Proofs you lying beaver.
>>68005359
Ah yes the american santa is Roald Amundsen
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE PENGUINS IN THE NORTH POLE!!!!!
>be american
>get cold