World's oldest person soon to be 117

She's fucking up our pension system bro

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I hope I don't live to be that old if I end up looking like that.

>>67991564
Quite crazy to think that she was alive in the 18th century

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>>67991717
>18th century
>the 1700's

Waow almost same age with America

>>67991704
She's 6 times older than me so.....

>>67991717
>American education

>>67991766
The USA is literally older than turkey

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>>67991717

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>>67991757
>1800's
>not the 18th century

>>67991664
I laughed out loud.

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>>67991717

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>>67991847
republic of Turkey ?
Yes

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>>67991717

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>>67991717

>>67991717
>merely pretending

>>67991717
>Kids these days, things were bette runder Frederick the Great!

>117yo
>oldest

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/worlds-oldest-man-aged-131-7173272

The oldest person in the world is 131 and he lives in the middle of the amazon.

>>67991717
Nanomemes son.

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>>67991717
>be american
>go to school
>get shot

In a few years we will have the technology to obtain biological immortality.
Feels good, man.

>>67991717
This mistake happens more often than one would think

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>>67991717
god bless ameriga :DDD

"I'm the oldest person alive". How often does this though passes through her head? Being the oldest person in the world, and one of the oldest ever. Everyone celebrates her age as a triumph, but for her it surely must feel different.

Damn, she is ugly. I was eating a pizza, my pizza will end in the bin.

>>67992386
I doubt most of them are even self-aware past 105.

>>67992389
what kind of pizza

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>>67991717

She literally beat every single person that she ever thought, "what a stupid old Fuck." about.

>>67992296
I have the feeling that we will be the last generation to die, before immortality is invented

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>>67991564
>Can you imagine this woman was basically an adult by the time WWI happened?
She wasnt.

>>67991847
Turkey is the successor state of the Ottoman empire which was established in 1299.

>>67995012
15 is old enough if you know what i mean

>>67995066
Even 13 is enough for what you mean, but that's hardly a point.

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>>67991717
I forgive you.

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>>67991717
Please tell me this is a bait

>>67991704
as if you are not ugly as sin already

her pussy must stank

>>67992257
>leaf in charge of using memes

>>67991564
when i was a kid there were still plenty of ww1 veterans, so yes

>>67995253
but your non-country never fought in the war? or any major war to speak of

>>67995253
how old are you?

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>>67995471
28

>>67995446
i am a frog in disguise here to get all the swiss francs and swiss qts

>>67995446
Pretty much all wars in Europe had swiss participating, m8.

>>67995615
wtf are you doing on a imageboard for teenagers?

>>67995708
here forever, remember ?

>>67995688
mercs dont count

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>>67991717

Living past 75 seems scary.