/brit/

Doin

/fr/

got any bus money mate

Having a wank lads, I'm doing a poo.

I'm having a good hard think (about you).

i have a huge mandate

>>67981676
bit gay

>>67981680
don't homoshame

>>67981352
>>67981352
>>67981352
>>67981352
>>67981352

Ball busting edition

he walks among us

el janitore

Looks like fucking machines

got fucked

how does it feel to know i've had 10 times more sex than any of you losers?

I was not holocausted in vain goyim
Your merchant ally will return

praise allah XD

23%
Heading back to work soon
Give us another comical image to share with a passerby

wonder how many janitors have cracked jannying /brit/.

bet its double fugyres

bollocks
just missed my train
looks like im waiting here for an hour wahey

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>>67981804

Paul Nuttall?

>>67981814
Only thing around here with a double figure is ya mum

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>>67981804

>>67981821
train just missed my bollocks
looks like im waiting here for an hour wahey

>>67981822

roaring

Woke up to a Spanish psychopath strangling and electrocuting me lads

>>67981826
>Paul Nuttall
I can't take him seriously. Not sure why.

Pretty sure UKIP are finished.

BREAKING NEWS: Paul Nuttall has resigned as leader of UKIP following a confrontation with a member of the public who he described as a "stinking paki rat".

>>67981822
https://www.reddit.com/r/london/comments/5enigh/racist_stickers_in_borough_tube_station/?st=IW21SWE6&sh=164fac74

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chowBMAduno

daily reminder that your oneitis squeezes a big stinky log of poo between her bum cheeks every day

>>67981938
>tfw she will NEVER squeeze a big stinky log of poo smack bang on the centre of my chest
don't remind me mate ;_;

>Cameron praises Abdullah bin Abdulaziz
>no press reaction
>Corbyn praises Castro
>mass outrage

>>67981938
>just between
>not out of
wew kinky bitch

is autism a character flaw?

>>67982023
Good to see there'll finally be someone in politics to represent the Deano's of Britain

>>67982044
ah yes, the Deano is of Britain

>>67982034
people with autism have no character. they're husks filled with vague what-ifs and could-have-beens.

>Nigel Farage on 2016: "For those that think it's been an awful year, then I'm afraid folks there's a lot more bad news to come."

what did he mean by this

>>67982083
racewar starting soon

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gf teletexted me this

thoughts?

>>67982080
what if it's the kind of autism where you're extremely smart and talented to the detriment of your social skills?

>>67982083
He believes that Trump and Brexit are indicative of further political upsets to the liberal establishment to come.

Wore a jumper instead of a jacket to work today (still have a proper shirt and tie on) and every other person I come across comments that it's the first time they've seen me not wear a suit.

>>67982083
the economic ramifications of brexit

The void can only be filled by commercialism lads

Where is everyone
What time is it in bongland aus and pee pooland?

>>67982083
>FPO in austria
>NF in france
>AfD in Germany
>PVV in the Netherlands
hype

>>67982114
doesn't exist. autism is a learning disability.

>>67982124
runt life

>>67981822
Showed 2 sheed mothers this with the pretext of racist cyberbullying and didn't get a word back

>>67982083
Le Pen and Wilders

Is it just me or are gays everywhere these days?

Make me sick.

>>67982145
ummmm... NO

>>67982097
yh but why would farage say this this is bad news?
>>67982118
i think Iagree with this
>>67982129
does he actually believe that brexit is gonna tank the economy?
>>67982140
tru
>>67982155
tru

but again both of those arent bad news by nige standards, are they?

>>67982155
>Le Pen
Possible but not likely.
>Wilders
Unbelievably Islamophobic. Would be a disaster if he was elected. Can't ever see it happening.

>>67982140
AfD has no chance, the others can cause a stir.

(Unless said stir changes the situation in Germany dramatically - Germany goes last)

>>67982172
learn to read, you paki twat

>Recruitment consultant just added me on linkedin

Hmm, what did they mean yb this?

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>>67982083
Holocaust incoming

>>67982140
none of these are happening though

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What shall I say to the young kaf

>>67982172
>but again both of those arent bad news by nige standards, are they?

But they are by the standards of those who think it's been an awful year because of Brexit and Trump.

>>67982172
>does he actually believe that brexit is gonna tank the economy?
yeh

he will be pissing himself in his mansion in america

>>67982172
hes saying the people who got pissed off at Brexit and Trump are going to have it much worse in 2017, reading comprehension seriously m80

haha got a dissertation meeting today and i haven't done literally anything yet

>linkedin

>>67982205
white dick is expensive but I'll give it to you for free

>>67982208
tru
>>67982209
mebbe
>>67982210
i just dont think like farage and desu most ppl would have considered 2016 a bad year irrespective of trumpxit

>>67982204
just like how brexit and trump didn't happen?

I'm back lads, the Janny couldn't keep me away forever

>>67982205
redpill her on hsps and how shes funding terrorism

mummy asking if i want a kitten lads

y/n?

>>67982205
whats hsp?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqo_Vk5rGJQ

NEED a mtf brit gf lads

>mfw when the betrayed working class finally realise Brexit and Trump doesn't actually better their lives in any way and we get a real anti-establishment movement
waiting for the day lads

>>67982261
halal snack pack

aka a kebab box

>>67982237
FN maybe has a chance
AfD is still much more unpopular than CDU. It only go 20% in the most racist parts of Germany
Not sure about the other two

I'm an absolute disgrace haha

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>>67982237
>this will be the response used by every rorke from now until death

>>67982261
Halal snack pack
Best street food when you're drunk 2bh

>>67982218
absolute banter king

>>67982294
bizarro rasheed

>>67982284
>just because recent events have shown unexpected right-wing tendencies doesn't mean that future events will be any different to the norm

>>67982284
well its true tbf

>>67982231
>>67982254
Disappointing

>>67982311
>>67982322
aahhhhhhhh yeeeeesssssssss
breeeeeeeeexiiiiiiittt

never met a person from tasmania

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>know porn is completely degrading and demeaning to women
>still fap to it

>>67982360
hi
t. born in tasmania

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Really makes you think

>>67982361
They agreed to do it though.

>>67982364
do you have two heads?

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DAY 8,328

GF STATUS: NO

>>67982376
>they agreed to work in the sweat shop so it's ok

>>67982376
women as a whole (inb4 innuendo)

>>67982371
me on the left

>>67982377
no
>>67982376
internalised misogyny

subway or chicken lads

>>67982380
Wednesday, 9 February 1994

Any of you lads want to cuddle and watch a film with me?

>>67982376
consent is a flimsy concept at best

>>67982415
bender

>>67982415
me x

>>67982405
you keep asking this as if you can't get chicken at subway

>>67982415
sorry, got a sesh with the gf first

>>67982415
What are you going to watch?

>>67982428
ye but you know what i mean
fried chicken or subway

what kino should I watch?

>>67982449
The Dark Knight Rises

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZXLLMbJdZ4

the la's 2bh la's

whats the difference between a kino a film and a flick

can make a guess but im not sure

>>67982415
Haha sure thing lad, just pop over to my place and we can watch this absolute classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvhr0EoVZk8

>>67982449
Troll Hunter

Interstellar's been on netflix for over a year and i still haven't watched it

>>67982448
go KFC get some mini fillets then ask Subway if they'll put them in a sandwich for you

>>67982463
all me

>>67982479
hmmmmm

>>67982463
50 lad points if someone decks this bender

>>67982479
sounds healthy

Oh look, a bunch of dickless, feminised """men""" were immediately triggered... And in /brit/ of all places. Imagine my absolute surprise.
>>67982395
They did though. They could have gotten some other shitty job like a waitress or working in retail; but they decided to take dick because it's easier than actual work.
>>67982396
Not sure if you mean I'm saying women as a whole agree or it demeans women as a whole; but either way you're wrong.
>>67982403
Whatever you say, mangina.
>>67982416
They can say no to the initial offer and they can even back out and call a stop to the sex at anytime they want during the act; otherwise it's viewed as an act of rape.

>>67982492
*decks myself*

DAMN POLAND LOOKS LIKE THIS?
>>67982436

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>>67982449

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>>67982500
>implying ""manly men"" watch another man fucking a woman

>>67982476
its pretty good

>>67982500
*tips fedora*

>>67982424
:3 can't wait

>>67982515
i've probably been putting it off because the reviews are just so mixed

>>67982513
this, real men watch lezdom tbqh

>>67982513
Except that I didn't imply that you spastic.
>>67982518
>I can't think of something valid to say
>Better just fedora
Gee I just can't understand why /brit/ gets a rep for copious amounts of autism.

>>67982506
get lost

>pakemon name: nazgul

SCREECHING

>>67982513
>>67982542
these desu ~

>>67982506
thats a tranny

I remember pre-/int/ when i thought poland was alright

>>67982573
polish people are just really cold
like they'd never say hello even if you lived by them for years
other than that i don't really have a problem

there is a lack of lezdom

so much female dominating male shit though. what kind of closeted knob jockey watches that shit anyway

I remember pre-/int/ before I hated everyone

shawshank redemption is the best film, the goist (by meredith) is the best novel, and cigarettes & alcohol is the best tune

prove me wrong

Most guys fantasise about having anal sex with a girl while another girl licks their balls

I just fantasise about falling asleep in the warm embrace of a woman

>>67982582
>polish people are just really cold
This. But Romanians and Bulgarians are even more so.

Eastern Europe is interesting.

Nuttall is going to scuttle Labour's northern votes

how does this make you lonely left wing NEETs feel?

>>67982596
romanians are just shit
mostly criminals/lowlifes

>>67982599
dont care

labour are a joke

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>>67982548
>Except that I didn't imply that you spastic

>>67982506
fuck off you arse muffin

3 mini fillets straight up the shitter

kfc mini fillets are not that good

drinking some lukewarm coffee

what should I get for xmas/crimbo

KFC is shite

>>67982500
it does demean women as a whole

it creates demeaning attitudes towards women and towards sex among young men in particular

you clearly don't understand since you're a young man who can't fully comprehend the ramifications

Burger King>KFC>Subway>Mcdonalds

>>67982664
t. Ronald

Oporto > KFC > Nandos > Maccas > Red Rooster > Hungry Jacks

>>67982697
Maccies is awful too

alongside the rest

>>67982696
wimpy>>>rest

bit weird comparing a sandwich shop like subway to the rest desu

>>67982686
how does it feel knowing I have influenced you into using the word "ramifications"?

>>67982719
never been to any of these

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>two minutes in the job
>already blown it

>>67982735
rank the dutch fast food places

>>67982738
he really hasn't

deanos will lap this up

>>67982738
clearly means he's a bottom

>>67982722
I do agree. I won't lie I treat myself to a Dominos sometimes with the lads but fast food like KFC/Maccies/Burger King is all shit.

>>67982738
they really are clutching at straws

>>67982741
Chocolate Sprinkle City > Chocolate Sprinkle Palace > Chocolate Sprinkle Arches

yes... I feel it now.
*heart rate quickens*
the concentrated blood of the true Rorke runs through me!
RUUAAHHHHHHHH!

>>67982764
Objectively correct

>>67982764
they fucking love nutella as well
and they have those cones of chips with mayo that continentals go for

>>67982758
i can be partial to shitty pizza occasionally

but shitty burgers and shitty chicken can do one

t. a person who can cook

>>67982734
you haven't

>>67982770
*waits for an "excellent post" reply from an aussie

>>67982741
don't think there is any but from where i've been
local chipper/chippy/snackbar > vapiano > mcdonalds > burger king

>>67982781
http://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/ramifications/

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>australia

>>67982789
>chipper/chippy
It's a chip shop

>>67982780
I can make a healthier, nicer and cheaper version of them at home in under an hour or two. I can't make a dominos though, no matter how hard I try I've never found a pizza or made a pizza cookable at home that can compare to takeaway.

have NEVER heard anyone say chipper in my entire life

>>67982360
the leader of my world of warcraft guild was from tasmania

also, i lived there for a few months

>>67982738
oh dear those poor gimps, wonder how many votes we have lost from that one. In fact, he's probably gained more voters from northern working class social conservatives who feel alienated by the labour party and their lolberal ideology

>>67982809
It's a chippy.

>>67982789
>chipper
pleb

it's a chippolito in these modern times

>>67982815
I couldn't replicate a domino's coz that's some weird shit

but with a decent oven + pizza stone you can make a good replica of an actual, italian pizza

>dutchfag has never had KFC
u wot

>>67982815

you're not putting enough sugar in your tomato sauce

>>67982825
you must be a right misery-guys then

>>67982841
saw a kfc in rotterdam once, looked through the window and only saw eyes and teeth so i decided NOT to go in

>>67982834
yeah interesting

*walks away*

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>>67982360
>https://youtu.be/amL8QRiDH2E

All you need to know about everywhere in Australia

>>67982841
he's not missing much. shit-tier halal chicken handled by apathetic ghetto rats.

UKIP are in no way a serious political party.

They are and will always be the Dad's Army of
British politics.

>>67982361
post a picture of your limp wrists please

Just found out my oneitis is having a baby with an aboriginal man out of wedlock. Your thoughts?

salt and vinegar quavers are the dad's army of the crisp shelf

>>67982883
Post a picture of your fedora MGTOW friend.

>>67982885
>an aboriginal man out of wedlock
I'll never get used to Aussie place names

>>67982885
NOONGA'd

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>>67982901
This year must have been a hard one for such a massive open cuck like yourself

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>>67982874

enjoy going to /soc/ so I can feel better about people uglier than me tb h

>>67982874
but combine them with the last screams of a dying generation and you have a political movement

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>>67982901
>fedora
>anything but a legbeard arse licker

oh dear

>>67982874
>They are and will always be the Dad's Army of British politics.

Funny, successful,extremely popular and timeless?

I agree

>>67982910
>>67982883
>quick to anger
>insults targets supposed "fragile masculinity"

porn really does rot the brain

>>67982924
>timeless
Dad's Army has not aged well desu.

>>67982917
>go to /soc/
>everyone has a bigger willy and is better looking


ahh yes

>>67982924
Bet you thought that was funny when you typed it out

You were wrong and you should be embarrassed

>>67982932
t. Born in 2001

heinz scotch broth is the last of the summer wine of tinned soup

>>67982904
when have you ever heard of a woman having a baby with a place?

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>>67982938

>>67982926
It's true though, I've never known a respectable male feminist, they are all nu-male betas and fedoras looking to lose their virginity.

The stereotype exists for a reason desu

>>67982941
>trying to argue something hasn't aged by claiming that young people don't like it
Wanna try that again, mate?

wew lads ps4 pro is $200 more expensive than xbone s

>>67982953
he doesn't even drink any

what a fruad

>when /pol/tards invade /brit/

>>67982924
This

galaxy caramel is the i'm a celebrity get me out of here of celebrations

on the sesh last night lads

front page of /soc/:
an unironic cuck thread
a trap/shemale/sissy thread
fucking hell
shan't be going there again

>>67982924
dad's army is shit

I bet you're one of the plebs who likes only fools and horses

>>67982959
He's saying you're too young and not well rounded enough yet to appreciate it, which is clearly true

>>67982957
You don't have to be a feminist to know porn is degrading to women imo

I've never known respectable porn addicts

shall be heading over to the ol ddit

>>67982959
>not understanding target audiences

Dad's Army wasn't made for 15 year olds in the 60s and they wouldn't like it now, but it's still done well. Even got a film this year.

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>>67982990
Your life

>>67982989
what did you expect from a soccer board?

>>67982992
You're one to talk about being well-rounded, big'un
*shakes your belly*

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>I bet you're one of the plebs who likes only fools and horses

>>67982989
sounds like it's right up the alley of half the /r/unitedkingdom spastics in this thread

>>67982990
>I get my opinions from Stewart Lee and other seasoned and hilarious BBC comedian boxsets
>did you know if I make a person's name plural by adding an s to the end of it I have literally destroyed their entire worldview?

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think having cuddly sex with a qt prozzie may have cured the ol' depression lads

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>australians

>>67983024
write some things about thus

>>67982995
>degrading

there's another one of those meaningless buzz phrases you use to justify your position. bore off tarquin

>all the people who like the things you do are [collection of disparaging remarks]
>yeah well all the people with your opinions are [another collection of disparaging remarks]
Very impressive

>>67983024
>qt
post her ad anon

>>67983019
stewart lee is an unfunny cunt too

HAHA LOL REPETITION LOL
HAHA REPEATING THINGS OVER AND OVER AGAIN
HAHA LOOK HOW SMART AND META AND REFERENTIAL I AM
HAHA LETS REPEAT THINGS SOME MORE

unfunny cunt

>>67983024
>qt prozzie

You'd pribably be better off with a qt pozzie

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What are your opinions on Tony?

>>67983035
>meaningless buzz phrases

Oh quite the opposite my friend:

degrading
dJˈɡreJdJŋ/
adjective
causing a loss of self-respect; humiliating.

>>67983035
Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean you can write it off as a "meaningless buzz phrase", here, I'll help:
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/degrade

>>67983047
yes lad that's why he's such an unsuccessful and poorly regarded comedian.

>>67983053
he's the living proof that democracy was a bad idea

>>67983053
left wing mongoloid who destroyed the fabric of the country so future generations of rasheeds and jamals would vote labour into office every election

don't understand what happened to my life lads

>>67983053
war criminal n thatcherite

thx for nothing tony

>>67983053
bit of a madman tbqh

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Nice.

>>67983092
But Thatcher was good

>muh economically nonviable coal mines

Test

icles

feel a bit sick

>>67983064
>>67983072
It is meaningless, because you've decided that me watching a video of a consenting porn star somehow humiliates any other woman I ever come across. Bit cringeworthy desu

>>67983115
icles

lol

>Doherty is pronounced Dokerty
Would crush the windpipe of whichever spacker decided that

>>67983053
worst of all time

>>67983123
>>67983132
ah yes

>>67983109
>not thinking that governments should pay companies to make products at a loss for the sake of some plebs and their jobs
Mate...
it's the current year

>>67983101
Literally just finished watching them myself

Anyone else think we should ban male musicians or actors? The sheer amount of objectification of men, particularly teenage boys, by girls aged 5-18 is just shameful and sets them on the wrong path

>>67983109
>Thatcher was good
no

Who was the worse Eurocuck, Ted Heath, John Major or Tony Blair?

>>67983109
uhm

think it's a bit more than that m8

>>67983168
>singing/acting = sexual slavery
porn addicts getting more desperate i see

>>67983185
no sorry mate it's degrading and objectifies men, it's got to be banned

there is as much consent in pornography as there is in singing

imagine if Trump, Putin and Jinping just decided to team up and carve up the world for themselves knowing that literally nobody could stand up to them if the three of them worked together

>>67983127
The NSPCC have said they've received many reports saying that consumption of porn leads to desensitization and skewing of sexual attitudes. Monkey see monkey do, as they say.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22987051

>>67983185
it's exactly the same thing you eejit

the only reason porn's getting banned is because theresa may is a Vicar's daughter and as a result is fucking retarded

>>67983032
met her at a hotel
she was a qt greek girl
we tounge kissed and caressed on the bed for about 20 minutes
she succ me
i shagged her in a few positions
fishished with her on top riding me fast whilst lent fowards grabbing and tounge kissing me
then we chilled on the bed for a bit
was well worth the £100 tbqh

>>67983040
no face pics on her ad la

>>67983050
marmite miners OUT

>>67983101
>>67983165
>he actually eats biscuits that gone bad 31 years ago
madman

>>67983215
Your exposure to porn has rendered you incapable or discerning the difference between hardcore sex and singing/acting.

>>67983226
Reckon someone (possibly us) would get arsey enough to use nukes if they did desu.

>>67983226
i could stand up to them lad. chuck in a merkel and i could still take them.

>>67983215
>there is as much consent in pornography as there is in singing
There's also as much consent as an Ethiopian woman traveling to Saudia Arabia to be tortured for fun by rich Saudi Princes.

What a moral worldview to have.

>>67983249
>we tounge kissed
thought they didn't do this
was this your first time?

>>67983282
most escorts/prozzies will do the ~girlfriend experience~ these days

>>67983259
>use nukes
>become the formerly green island of Britain when we get nuked simultaneously by three of the biggest nuclear powers

Would quite happily welcome the Chinese military into my city 2bh
Do NOT want to get shot in some war

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Why does the press think northerners are going to be more likely to vote UKIP now that Paul Nuttall is charge? Have they convinced themselves that as he's a Scouser the rest of the north just automatically like him?

As a party, they're done now that Farage isn't at the helm and Brexit has been achieved.

>>67983366
London press literally think in very simplistic terms of "northern leader = northern support".

The Tories have never been able to get Norther votes. The idea that UKIP who are just Tories on speed will is absurd. They'll vote Labour or Lib Dem.

>using a prozzie instead of just getting a gf (piss easy these days)
state of you 2bh

>>67983366
Why wouldn't they vote for him? Northerners would be stupid to think Tories will reduce immigration THIS time.

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>NEETs and students discussing geopolitics as if they know fuck all about anything

>>67983333

>>67983302
oh is that what that means? just kissing?
what does pornstar experience mean then?

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>>67983354
And a ching chong ping pong to you too

>>67983404
Tories get plenty of northern votes, just not much in the urban area.

t. someone who live in a northern tory constituency

>>67983460
A GOOK

>>67982825
its said in ireland

>>67983454
fascinating post, this was definitely worth your time and mine, bravo fatlad

>>67983270
>>67983255
umm, what we are doing is exposing an entire generation of girls to believe that the most valuable asset a man can have is whether he is attractive. YOU ARE LITERALLY OBJECTIFYING 50% OF THE POPULATION. How do you not see this? Boy bands need to be banned, they are corrupting the values our young girls should be seeing in men

>>67983444
Don't underestimate me, mate. I have an internet connection and access to Google.

>girl asked me to get her handouts from the lectures today so now i have to go to two hours of a very hard to understand chinese bloke waffling about maths when i could be working on my relatively important coursework

ree

the 17yo fwb

>>67983437
No, it's the impression the press are giving that they will vote for him primarily because of where he's from.

I can't stand the fucking turd. Certainly wouldn't vote for UKIP now.

>>67983485
access to the internet is invaluable

>>67983366
think you're trying to convince yourself here buddy, UKIP will take a lot of votes away from Lelbour and we'll have another conservative government for the next 5 years. tyb Nuttell

>>67983437
>Northerners would be stupid
sounds about right

>>67983483
This attempted piss take isn't going well mate. Just saying.

to be quite honest if you vote for the tories then you're a runt

>>67983481
Thanks

>>67983444
Welcome to the thread! I am politicsanon, if you need a guide don't hesitate to ask :)

See you on the chon

>>67983510
I was actually being sarcastic, the internet holds only a fraction of the world's information and basing your worldviews solely on what you've seen online is silly.

all of my opinions are correct and if you disgree with any of them then you're objectively wrong

>>67983507
>why WOULD they vote for a working class northern boy who is much more in line with their social views than the modern Labour party which is led by a north london twat

>>67983527
aha i was being sarcastic you fat spastic

cant we just have a dictator that is actually an ok guy and then just stop having political discussion forever??

>>67983557
>Women should vote for me!
Hi Hillary.

>2017 is days away

which is basically 2020

we're living in the future lads

Publicly, I say I vote Tory cause all my mates know I'm a bit right-wing but I'd be cast out, judged and shaped if I revealed I vote UKIP

Truth is, never voted Tory in my life. All of my votes so far have actually gone to the purple meme party

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>>67983576

>>67983568
Oh no, it appears I have fallen into your elaborate scheme.

>>67983573
It worked though

>>67983503
make it known you expect sexual favours out of this

>>67983569
He died a couple of days ago m8

>>67983587
>All of my votes so far

I assume one?

>>67983587
*shamed

>>67983615
3

voting tory is as shameful as voting ukip

>>67983517
You haven't actually provided an argument why pornography objectifies women and degrades them but an entire generation of girls brought up to worship the the boy bands they find most attractive isn't doing the same thing

anyone ever had sleep paralysis from valium?

bought some off alphabay, they seem legit with proper pharmaceutical packaging and give that definite benzoed up feeling

had a few drinks last night, and then the worst bout of sleep paralysis ever - kept getting stuck into a loop of hearing some song start playing and something breaking into the room and knocking me unconscious

>>67983511
Same was said before the last GE. They didn't win a single seat in the north and took as many votes off the Tories as they did Labour.

Now Farage hss gone and this bin dipper is in charge, a lot of their appeal has gone. Nuttall being a northerner won't change the view of the party in the north

>>67983630
People are trained to vote against their self-interest and then are shocked when they find society doesn't work in their interest.

>>67983623
You voted Ukip in 2005?

>>67983596
rused the shit out of you chunky. you feel silly af now. laughing stock desu

>>67983648
thats true but i don't know why you quoted my post?

>>67983630
lonely neet detected

>>67983587
Openly came out as UKIP after Bataclan. I was seriously ill at the time and away from Uni so I'd been holed up inside my laptop alone for a long time when Bataclan happened.

I was genuinely angry because I knew, and I think a lot of people on the right knew that something like that would happen, and that now it had happened it was the start of many European terrorist attacks.

I sperged on my kikebook like an autist but when I finally got back to Uni I wasn't going to fucking back down and lie, or say i was mistaken or whatever so I had to back myself when questioned. Once BREXIT vote was actually confirmed as coming I decided fuck it, may as well just be openly UKIP/BREXIT but try not to bring it up very often (just not lie about it when asked).

Before then I was like you, Tory voter who was actually voting UKIP.

>>67983660
2014 Euro elections, 2015 general election, 2016 regional/local elections

>>67983660
The general election isn't the only vote for UKIP if he's been in a place with a by-election or he is counting MEP votes etc.

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>Openly came out as UKIP

>>6798355
It's like you don't understand how our political system works.

Furthermore, northerners fucking hate Scousers.

>>67983672
look at this fucking woman getting overly emotional about things

hahaha

>implying northerners vote for a person and not just the party for whom their dad votes, assuming he's still around

>>67983646
>and took as many votes off the Tories as they did Labour.

Except they were predicted to make more seats off the conservatives, I think you're trying too hard to save face here and the inevitability of another conservative government in 4 years time