/brit/

watching the latest varg

watched the latest lindybeige

slow vibin out to the weeknd lads

When does the government internet surveillance thing happen?

Where is everyone?

>>67978166
not for some time. just go about your business, citizen

>>67978166
happening right now

Do not reply to this post.

>>67978166
Soon.

My theory is, the govt will find out that millions and millions of the general, law-abiding public are saying things, downloading things, and going on things they shouldn't be, online. So it's really not practical to lock up a massive portion of the population. And they'll likely only arrest the people unironically meticulously planning terror attacks etc

Though maybe using this thing for law-enforcement isn't it's goal. Maybe it's to better control the public. Scary dystopian shit

What's the best free vpn?

>>67978247
>best
>free vpn

pick uno


every free vpn is a p2p botnet

doing a cyber monday peruse

Alri
Blri
Clri
Dlri
Elri
Flri
Glri
Hlri
Ilri
Jlri
Klri
Mlri
Nlri
Olri
Plri
Qlri
Rlri
Slri
Tlri
Ulri
Vlri
Wlri
Xlri
Ylri
Zlri

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

went into my local butchers yesterday and was surprised by how much prepackaged stuff they sell

lasagne, cottage pie, potatos au gratin and shit

>>67978310
good post

>>67978247
>>67978286
Isn't TOR supposed to be decent?

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me and the lads

>>67978340
tor isn't a VPN and if you use it like a normal browser with no knowledge you can get your shit fucked up, plus i'm sure using it puts you on one of those government lists

>>67978340
tor isn't really a "vpn"

it functions like a vpn to an extent, but defining it as a vpn is stretching it a bit

bit too convoluted to be a 'vpn'

/r/UnitedKingdom is just a rabid left-wing /r/ukpolitics and /r/ukpolitics is just a centre-right version of /r/unitedkingdom

Point is, they're both political. Isn't there a British subreddit for day to day blogposting, company advertising, slags and crisps?

>>67978340
Tor isn't a VPN as such, and isn't viable for casual internet browsing.

If you want something free you'll have to use a service like this:
http://www.vpnbook.com/
http://www.vpnforuk.com/
but they'll all already be banned on 4chan. Or find someone with a private server with open VPN setup.

Going to the doctors today to see if I have an STD
No idea whether the doctor is female or male, don't want to get my willy out for a woman paki doctor

>>67978372
Lol this spacker

>>67978403
no
reddit doesn't have banter
it's all unfunny puns and dad jokes

JajajA bUenOs dIAs A TOdOS ESpEro QUE esTen BIen saLUDOS

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>>67978421
b-but the hackers on the deepwebz

>>67978403
>Isn't there a British subreddit for day to day blogposting
/r/britishproblems kinda

>>67978441
go to bed, fatarse

>>67978419
>don't want to get my willy out for a woman paki doctor
that'smyfetish.jpg

>>67978454
te quiero

>>67978446
tbf there are about 100 bots sniffing your arse on tor at all times

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Watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZBC87LgJSU with Closed Captions ON

>Anger as Japanese skating rink freezes thousands of fish into ice as gimmick
hmm
japs have some decent gimmicks lads

doing a type

>>67978468
Not nearly as Hollywood as people let on though.

>>67978468
That's hot

>>67978484
Business idea: fish popsicles

>>67978484
>The fish were also used to spell out “hello” under the ice and to form an arrow showing skaters which direction to follow.
the absolute madmen

>>67978477
SKHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>67978536
GOOD LUCK getting the bank to give you a business loan with a proposition like that.

Are any of you lot alcoholics? How did you stop?

Going down a bit of a dark path lately

>>67978484
fuu fuuu I was going to post this

>>67978551
how about not being a weak sack of shit and just stopping?

>>67978477
>i'm burnt help me
lmao

>>67978551
Hahahahaah how the fuck is alcoholism real hahahaha nigga just stop drinking

>>67978551
>Falling for the bottled jew
kek

This essay got me doing a lot of data entry on the GDP of certain economies and the % of imports and exports

>>67978366
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Dangerously close there mate

>how do I stop doing thing?
don't do thing

>>67978563
Tbh I don't really want to but I know I should.

Think I'm just gonna have to go for it and stop. Will be interesting to know whether it's actually difficult or not, haven't tried not drinking regularly since I was a teenager (25 now, not neet I'm on annual leave today)

>fancy pizza
>check diary
>had pizza two days ago
poo

>Common stimming behaviors (sometimes called stims) include hand flapping, rocking, head banging, repeating noises or words, snapping fingers, and spinning objects. Stimming is almost always a symptom of autism.

Hmm

>>67978658
*stims inconspicuously*

>>67978548
Fish popsicles for cats.
Guaranteed success. Here we have bakeries for dogs

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>Justin Trudeau defends this

>>67978658
>tfw tapping my toe while reading this

Shite I'm retarded, it's science

>>67978677
Okay your idea just got very good.
Do cats like ice? I know a lot of dogs who love ice.

>>67978677
h-how do they pay?

>>67978681
Bit of a one sided way of looking at things 2bh

>>67978658
what a load of shit
*walks off like a penguin with arms flailing wildly*
wblwblwblwblwbwl

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>>67978681
>He was responsible for so many deaths we don't even have a number (but its probably A LOT)

>>67978681
well Fidel was his real dad so it makes sense

>>67978203
all norwegians should be killed

Watching The Wire, can't believe Idris Elba is one of y'alls.

A major military power on the edge of Europe, which illegally occupies a neighbouring state’s territory, is sinking into tyranny.

Its increasingly megalomaniac leader has built himself a huge new palace and is systematically eliminating all opposition as he prepares to become an unchallengeable supreme ruler.

Journalists at the only remaining major opposition newspaper have been arrested on ridiculous charges. They are among thousands of others scooped up in an enormous purge, flung into prison or removed from their jobs.

Which nation am I talking about?

>>67978681
4th is bullshit desu because Americans have more prisoners than anyone but Obama isn't seen as a dictator

>>67978736
*all human norwegians
keep the polska bears and giant hairy trolls

>>67978706
bet you dont refute holocaust numbers though...

>>67978745
What is The Netherlands, Alex

good edition desu

>>67978739
should watch Luther instead

>>67978745
Russia is too obvious, so Belgium?

>>67978750
Debating Holocaust is a posined chalice

>>67978697
I do that when I'm home alone

>>67978745
pls no more drama

>>67978745
Russia obviously, dense twat

>>67978745
Just did a google

It's Turkey la

>>67978835
all russians should be killed

what's the most disabled person you've ever met?

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>>67978853
correct

Any of you lads want to be my boyfriend?

>>67978864
You're so irrelevant that nobody even talks about you.

>>67978890
me too thanks

>>67978876
this super spasticated girl sat in a wheelchair drooling all over herself and shaking constantly, she looked about 12 but was actually 25

dunno what exactly was wrong with her but it was depressing

>>67978880
bit fucked how they're occupying over 45% of a sovereign nation and no one cares

Castro was a #lad

Good buddies with Nelson Mandela, Assad, Gadfaffi, Kim Il-Sung, Mugabe... Pretty much a who's who of international #lads

>>67978876
Mathew the great Australian hacker of 4chan.
>>67978890
here

>>67978876
A quadriplegic now, he wasn't the first time he met me though. Prick should've learnt to respect his superiors

>>67978912
Well, USA did try and they backed a coup

>>67978876
There's this one guy but we haven't really met yet so I'll tell you in a minute

*shakes your hand*
alri mate, nice to meet you

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every day that passes I miss you brother Osama friend .... every day is more anger I'm gathering, so this is not set Osama, until not kill all US I do not stop
and I was talking to your people to organize something, your death will not be in vain, is going to run you a lot of blood as you like osama friend

a big hug .....

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>wake up
>text from Her full of lovey shit
>texts from two proto-mates
>sun is shining
>day off
>facial hair is on point

everything is going to be ok

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>>67978955
FONT

Have the normies realised that Trudeau is a brain-dead twat then?

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3 day weekend coming up.

>>67978876
my neighbour has a sore back and is claiming benefits

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>day off
>facial hair is on point

>>67978937
*squeezes your hand back ever so slightly tighter than I would normally*
how's life treating ya?

>>67978955
>wake up to the retarded Romanian cleaner knocking on the door asking to pick up my shit

Live with my gf at her parents atm to save money on rent and they employ a cleaner (which they cannot afford but are too fucking lazy to clean up after themselves) who is shit at what she does and cannot speak English

Just popped on over to The Guardian, you want anything?

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>>67979055
Good mate, yeah, not bad

>>67979061
moving out date cannot come soon enough, thanks for reading personal blog

>>67979046
She has quite agreeable breasts

>>67979079
some poorly thought out idpol liberal discourse pls

>>67979061
My workplace has Taiwanese cleaners and there's like a new girl every month and they're always cute. I suspect there is some sex traffick involved. The only question is... how to proceed?

>>67979079
article on why cornettos are racist for putting the chocolate in the bottom of the cone

>>67979046
Why do all Jap and Korean girls look like they're eternally in their 20s till menopause but it seems like Thai, Chink and other Asian lasses seem to hit their 30s when they turn 18?

Approaching 100,000 post karma lads

>>67979087
I'd disagree with them

>>67979049
This is a pic while his wife is detailing how she gagged on savile's cock right?

>>67979083
modi seems like a good lad

>>67979079
Racism in an issue where there isn't any please

I TAKE YOUR BRAIN TO ANOTHER DIMENSION I TAKE YOUR BRAIN TO ANOTHER DIMENSION I TAKE YOUR BRAIN TO ANOTHER DIMENSION I TAKE YOUR BRAIN TO ANOTHER DIMENSION I TAKE YOUR BRAIN TO ANOTHER DIMENSION I TAKE YOUR BRAIN TO ANOTHER DIMENSION I TAKE YOUR BRAIN TO ANOTHER DIMENSION I TAKE YOUR BRAIN TO ANOTHER DIMENSION I TAKE YOUR BRAIN TO ANOTHER DIMENSION I TAKE YOUR BRAIN TO ANOTHER DIMENSION I TAKE YOUR BRAIN TO ANOTHER DIMENSION I TAKE YOUR BRAIN TO ANOTHER DIMENSION I TAKE YOUR BRAIN TO ANOTHER DIMENSION I TAKE YOUR BRAIN TO ANOTHER DIMENSION

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>Ed Balls has become the 10th celebrity to leave Strictly Come Dancing, saying he had had a "wonderful time" during his improbable run on the show.
>The former Labour shadow chancellor lost a dance-off on Sunday night to Judge Robert Rinder.

Ed Balls

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>>67979112
Not sure I'd agree with the latter part of this statement at all.

>>67979106
Go and clog up the shitter right before she's due to arrive, that way when she goes into the gents to clean not only can you guarantee she will be in there a while but you'll also have a perfect ice breaker

>sorry about that love, had a vicious curry last night. Hi I'm anon

>>67979167
>t-pageant
hmmmm this really homemade my coconuts

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THAILAAAAAD

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commie edition

Mornin lads
just walked the wifes son to school now having a cuppa

>>67979168
Don't think I can manage that, I'm on a strictly no ethnic foods diet at the moment.

Getting the daily ThuleanPerspective

>>67979173
Hoping it means Thai ngl.. but then why would be be wearing a banner that says Thailand?

*delets this*

>>67979193
post the biggest thai tits you know of

Had a bag of chilli heatwave and just ate them very aggressively like I'm drunk and now my teeth hurt

>>67979200
>I'm on a strictly no ethnic foods diet at the moment.

Some people just aren't willing to help themselves

who /mid20s/

just tasted my own jiz
salty

>>67979228
>teeth hurting

haha classic brits

the world is a vampire

taking a walk in the park to blow away the cobwebs from 3 nights of drinking

sent to draieeaieeaiin

>>67979222
I don't have a picture of the biggest Thai tits that I know of...

you could try searching คนไทยนมหญ่ (probably nsfw so I don't want to)

ah yes the self-styled "Thai Lad"

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>>67979302

>>67979282
quite nice
thank you for this

>when your entire political ideology is BTFO by the mere mention of roads

>>67979306
do not reply to me earthworm

day 6 of no porn

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>>67979311

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>>67979321

>>67979325
We're going to need some kind of system to prevent this in the future.

>>67979240
>tfw turned 25 last month

Scary how it creeps up on you like that. It's been 10 years since I was worrying about gcses every day and it only seems like the other week. Been on 4chan for 7 years but managed to become a normie despite this (have a job and live with gf)

>>67979335
What's the best way for a foreign fella to respond when a Thai guy or girl does this?

https://youtu.be/rfNqyjZcleI

https://youtu.be/rfNqyjZcleI

https://youtu.be/rfNqyjZcleI

https://youtu.be/rfNqyjZcleI

>>67979388
4chan doesn't stop you from being a normie

wtf is this logic?

>>67979388
font, fobyo

>>67979282
>Thailad has secret nonce code language for nonce pictures

disgusting

>>67979414
A firm yet gentle tap on the head

>be 190kg autist
>unironically say "4chan doesn't stop you from being a normie"

HOWLING at this

>>67979414
Politely return the gesture, not in a piss taking way.

>>67979455
yeah nah fuck that i'm going with >>67979436 's suggestion

I could care less, do the math

>>67979465
this also works

you're howling at that?

some people are easily pleased then.

>>67979418
says the bipolar weirdo with delusions of grandeur and a deranged outlook on everything

>people itt unironically drink tea in the morning
Howling, imagine having that little caffeine in your system

>>67979418
>trip thinks he's a normie

if you're an attention seeking faggot on here then you're going to be an attention seeking faggot irl

>>67979481
>some people are easily pleased then.
and some people take a good 2 hours

>>67979491
sounds like a normie to me

>all this projection about not being normie

business idea: deport the lanky misogynist Welsh marxist to Venezuela

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>What's your reason for living, anon

I am going to have my second wank of the day and there is not A FUCKING THING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME

>>67979137
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/nov/28/i-am-indigenous-i-am-gay-unlike-tyrone-unsworth-i-survived

fresh off the presses m8y

>>67979536
just keep ticking on innit

On the wright stuff this morning
>Will hs2 heal the north south divide?
Well lads? Will it?

>>67979583
Are there going to be full blown "E by gum" types working in London? :/

>>67979536
If you don't have someone you would die for, then you don't have a reason to live.

>>67979583
No only ethnic cleansing can do that

>>67979583
Is it basically so Northerners can get a job in London now?
What's the point? Surely the benefit of a call centre is you can put them anywhere

>>67979649
It's so arrogant Londoners like you will eventually be able to commute to the northern power house

>>67979757
>spend time commuting from a place of wealth and intelligence to the miserable grey land of thickos where they pay you poortherner wages
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes

>>67979757
>Northern demand for authentic pakistani clothing, cuisine and workers is so high they have to recruit from London

How many times have you made love lads? 2 here, but not for a long time. Sex without love is a meaningless experience and won't heal your crippling loneliness and need for companionship desu.

I want big and strong Australian to penetrate my tight bum

>>67979840
straight from the source

my life is completely unfulfilling

>>67979542
thanks m8

needed my daily dose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qfP7a9UcuY

tune

The North and South are paki bumders for eachother, The East and West are the only remaining English areas

calling lisicki 190kg isn't a good insult because he's a stick desu

>>67979931
Roark

erm don't like to agree with the taffy twat but 4chan doesn't actually stop you becoming a normie

you'll probably never reach the level of turbonormie but you can still lead a fairly normal life

t. 85% norman

had a shop at woolies just now, to buy some ginger beer
the song playing inside woolies was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA
how about you?

>>67979937
thought he was a proven fatass?

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> a place of wealth and intelligence

>>67979995
good post

it's simple logic

gonna have to buy a new external HDD for the porn collection, the 5TB one is full

>>67980041
do not reply to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSNKCfxcYvE

massive tune

>>67980086
put on a trip so i know it's you and i won't.

>>67980028
well, his obsessional focus on the importance of height suggests he compensating for something. so either he's ugly, fat or both. and being from Swansea its likely to be both.

>>67980153
yeah but thought there was a couple people who saw actual pictures of him on facebook or something?

>>67980211
duno 2bh

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>First day out of work

Fuck me lads, this is suicide inducing. No idea how long term NEETs do this. It's not even midday and already I want to top myself with boredom.

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>>67980211
you mean this?

>>67980289
*makes the 'drinky-drinky' motion*

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maaaaaiiiiinnnn ssstttrreeeeaaaaaamammmmmm

>>67980289
you must be a right boring cunt

What part of your face do you plan on getting fixed once you're loaded (soon)?

>nose job
>ear job
>beard transplant

>>67980308
It's not even the temporary boredom, it's just having nothing to aim for, nothing to do. It's fucking abysmal.

How do you guys not melt from the failure to meet basic societal expectations when all your mates are getting on with life?

All my tinder matches are fat and/or Indian

>>67980297
why did you change the colour of his tie?

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>SanDisk Ultra 256 GB USB Flash Drive £42.99

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meeeeeeeeddddiiiiuuuuuurrrrrrr

Is that normal pooing you're doing Mark?

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>>67980297
no I meant this

>>67980316
Not at all, but I refuse to go and do stuff and waste my savings without guaranteed income.

Literally what is there to do when you're a NEET? I'm applying for jobs, I could go waste my life in the pub and my money, or I can read. I don't want to read because I don't want to go through all my books in a couple of days.

>>67980339
>Price:$47.99 & FREE Shipping

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>>67980334
need me an indian poo gf tb h

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>First day after my owner makes me a free man

Fuck me lads, this is suicide inducing. No idea how long term freemen do this. It's not even midday and already I want to top myself with boredom.

It's not even the temporary boredom, it's just having nothing to aim for, nothing to do. It's fucking abysmal.

How do you guys not melt from the failure to meet basic societal expectations when all your mates are working the fields?

wearing a whacky christamas jumper in public haha

it's so random and just a little crazy, just like me

pooing

any great deals and/or savings lads

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>>67980308
>*makes the 'drinky-drinky' motion*
WHAT'S THAT?
*does it again*
WHAT YOU DOIN'?

>>67980400
Post fucking machines

>>67980397
Other than the fact you fucked it up your'e definitely more a slave when you're unemployed.

At work I made decisions, had an impact on things (no matter how minor), stuff mattered when I did it.

Here I have no money, no hope, no anything.

>>67980411
splendid post

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>I don't want to read because I don't want to go through all my books in a couple of days.

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>>67980398
My sister went to London and she brought me back

*snort*

TUBE SOCKS AHAHAHAHA

The light makes em look a bit dirty

>>67980420
how'd you lose your job

>>67980420
>I can't have an impact on things when I'm employed, nothing matters unless someone is paying me to do it
>ONLY OTHERS CAN GIVE ME MEANING IN LIFE, EMPLOYING MYSELF WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE

>>67980443
that is unbelievable hahaha bet you look like a right mentalist when you're wearing them!!!

>>67980380
>Lift
>Listen to music
>Play games
>Read
>Other form of exercise
>Watch kino
>Shitpost
Literally cannot understand how some people can't do anything but work. There is an infinite number of things to do and I've only named very basic ones

Who is the best currently working British comedian? I mean ones doing the comedy circuit still, not the ones who have retired to panel show purgatory or suicide.

>>67980398
haha zany af m8 classic lol

>>67980474
john oliver

>>67980456
I was on a year long contract to cover for somebody who had been seconded, they really liked me and offered me a slightly altered role permanently.

Then a blackhole in the HR budget appeared and they literally started chopping people left right and centre, I was on a temp contract so it was easiest to let me be one of the ones to go.

>>67980472
>Play games
>Kino (sounds like anime shite)
>Shitposting

Yes, but I could read, listen to music and lift around work. Doing it all day is fucking stupid.

Can't believe NEETs try to justify their lives when I guarantee you don't do half of the productive things on this list.

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>>67980468
Oh mate you'll love these

>>67980533
bent double at this!!!!

>>67980420
>At work I got a pat on the back for toiling away on the fields, and was given aims by people much more creative and intelligent than me. Their approval means far more to me than my own hobbies or activities (I have none anyway)

>>67980533
wad r doze!!

normies

arghhhhhh

Have exams in 2 weeks and I'm quite figuratively PISSING myself at the thought.

>>67980553
Considering I worked in an area which I pursue as a hobby anyway it was alright desu, was literally getting to do my hobby for money and help people.

Also, yes, this is the real world, I didn't go in as a CEO and I doubt NEETs have many aims or objectives other than 'Don't get a job'

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>Kino (sounds like anime shite)

>>67980561
Did you know the average normie takes over 1,000 selfies a year?

Xd reddit ayy lmao

>>67980580
what area

>>67980604
yes.

there are certain cunts ITT I would glass without hesitation

>>67980530
>Take any non serious productive enjoyable stuff off my list and ridicule it
Woah you sound very fun m8, good luck
t.kino isn't "anime shite"

Poo poo, bums, farting

>>67980564
Same la, I should be working and I'm sat on my bed shitposting. I'm entirely fucked.

ah yes, all these things I can do with my time off work...

*posts on /brit/ for 12 hours straight*

>>67980561
hate em

>>67980658
Post fucking machines

>>67980658
do you really live in Israel?

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>there are people itt who cannot simply enjoy doing certain activities without some arbitrary approval that they should be enjoying them

Really want to post on /adv/, but any time I try it says 'Connection Error' and won't let me. Very problematic desu.

reddit flag tier list

deleted a comment on my new profile picture saying 'You're looking jacked, have you been hitting the gym?' because i couldn't tell if it was sarcastic r not

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Just painted this. A day in the neet life.

>>67980709
chuckled at this

>>67980709
bit insecure

>>67980709
post the picture (blur out your face if you're a pussy)

The gf made me lunch for work lads.

Can't wait to eat it.

>>67980615
I think it's just so amazing. We're all so obsessed with ourselves that we forget to... be ourselves...

>>67980684
heard someone say its because of adblockers once because they tend to block /adv/ on normal websites

Neet life in only unfulfilling because society treats like you a piece of shit

Honestly lads how do I become rich with MINIMAL effort and talent?

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Those were the days

>>67980423
he's not that wrong, but you can tell he's just a pompous buffoon

>>67980749
Pretty much this.

It's embarrassing telling people I don't have a job.

>>67980757
buy scratchcards

>>67980709
Mum used to tell me I need to get a gf. Then I started lifting.

Now she tells me my thighs are too large.

>>67980757
be born into a rich family

>>67980768
did you tell her to shoo shoo?

>>67980759
Literally the only thing that tells me this image is old is the world cup thread

We've all lost things.
If you could have one thing back, what would it be?

Want all people to die

>>67980745
Managed to post there just afterwards by using Microsoft Edge - had previously tried with the browser I normally use and Firefox, both of which showed the connection error. No idea if it's to do with adblock desu, it's a mystery. Not sure why normal websites would want to block it, it's probably the only pro-social board on 4chan.

>>67980757
drug dealer

>>67980798
hello newfag

>>67980815
alri then fag what tips you off

>>67980810
because /adv/ usually stands for advertisement and not advice

>>67980806
My boyish ignorance of the world.

my mum doesn't seem to see the problem with me not having a gf ever and being 20

she just thinks things will magically fall into place but they won't

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Guys post Karen

>>67980763
I think that's only a problem if you are working class.

Or even worse, the lower middle class. You know the sort, the people who think they've advanced socially because market forces beyond their control or comprehension have forced them out of the mine shaft and into the cubicle.

It's not a problem in proper middle class circles though.

>>67980826
lurk more

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyayagggggggggnnbbbbbcbvbuvuuufffgggg

>>67980846
don't believe you

>>67980789
no but I pay her no heed

>The left is supported by big business and corporations while it's most radical adherents are banning publications, free speech and refusing platforms based on racial and gender-based extremist identity politics, all the while regularly calling for violence against political opponents and make regular attempts to ignore democracy

>The right is supported by the working class through broad rhetoric on a message of change and scapegoating, and makes regular attempts to turn nations into police states, intruding on the liberties and privacy of the populaces through extreme measures of national surveillance while growing the size of the state massively and letting our defence budget get slashed to pieces

feels like I'm in bizarro world

>>67980829
Oh shit, I see. Well I guess it's possible.

>>67980734
>>67980727
>>67980719
i dont like lift weights but i do other excercise? it was just a picture of me n me mate and im on me pushy

>>67980675
if i wouldnt i would be one of the mots dedicated proxy users on this site thats for sure

thinking about starting a kickstarter to get myself a playstation 4 for christmas

>>67980891
Post fucking machines

>>67980813
it's not like that at all past a certain point

>>67980873
a very trenchant insight. at last i finally see.

>>67980891
not even close to thailad levels

nothing you post is related to israel

>be Australian
>add y to the end of words
ahh yes

>>67980899
>getting gifts for christmas

fuck off posh cunt

>>67980899
you can have mine

>>67980953
Show me a couple of examples before I neck myself in your garage, framing you for my murder in the process.

/fa/ (FAshion) is by a very large margin the worst board on fourchan

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>>67980977
kms for forgetting the image, lessening the impact of the post

>>67981001
Arrogant students

I like Australians use of the English language

>>67980968
that one Aussie that called his bicycle a pushy
calling the end of school "schoolies"

>>67980899
come on over to my place
we can have a sleepover
i got ribena and playstation 2
you like tekken tag tournament?

>>67980977
it used to have some interesting posters, and the core crowd there was vastly different to most other boards, bunch of uni or high school 9/10s
dunno about now

Business idea: a place where men can go to pay for safe consensual sex with women

>>67981045
durries, chombys, castys, reksies, cockies, datsies

Just moved to Sduvbury-upon-Gradgemouth and think I'll pay a visit to the chipmonger before the end of Fractember

Was in the middle of a lecture when I realised all those people paid thousands of pounds for attending a course where I do much of the teaching.

Bit chuffed now.

>>67981083
Market's already cornered lad, they're called morgues

>>67981065
high school kids taling about personality inspo

the idea of being fashionable is so empty and illusory

the most fashionable people i know are some of the most boring

>>67981065
Post fucking machines

>>67981083
ah yes, carrying on the family business, I see

>>67981118
edgy

not funny either

Be honest lads, did you dream of being a disappointment who wastes his life shitposting on /brit/ when you were little?

Then why are you doing it?

Go out there and achieve your dreams.

>>67981102
they paid thousands of pounds for the licence to be a wageslave

>>67981152
The world is shit. There will be no dream achieving

>>67981152
dooin ok here mate

>>67981168
Not with that attitude!

>>67981152
>social mobility exists

>things exist

>>67981175
t. man about to be killed by spiders

life is definitely shit but it's not hard to endure it in comfort especially considering it's likely yourself rather than environmental factors holding you back

its ok guys

>>67981152
I only dreamed of becoming a professional quickball lunger
Now I'm in the county team and the oneitis offered to take me out to get squash so what the blunt are you gonna do

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>>67981152

I had no solid dreams or aspirations when I was younger. I still don't now really. It always pays to remember this when I'm driving to my shitty retail job.

>>67981183
One of the few things I can agree on with you, social mobility in this country is very poor.

>Saved up and got the grades for a scholarship to China
>Rich mate says he better do something then and gets his dad to get him a placement in a Malaysian investment bank
>He's now a banker making about 70k straight out of uni

>>67981152
I know I'm gonna make it one day, it doesn't come instantly.

Don't let your dreams be dreams. I know one day I'll get there.

>>67981152
When I was little I wanted to be an aeroplane.

Didn't work out haha.

>>67981183
remind me why you're so stoked to be tall?

ho much do you weigh?