You wake up in Kenya Wat do?

Get job, fuck Kenyan qt's

i take the train back to BC

Get AIDS

go to somalia and become a warlord

Asante Mungu I am finally back home!

Get a cab to Heathrow and then get a plane out of there.

Find Lions and Tigers

>>67972965
rape with condom

>>67972965
be like Genghis Khan

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>>67974532
>Genghis Khanya

>>67972965
Kill myself

>>67974673
look at this pathetic aussie

haha how are you going to kill yourself? By a stingray? hahaha

fuck you

Walk around with a rainbow flag.

Post on /int/ until I get fed up with people replying "RARE"

chill with obama's brother

go to the spanish embassy

Run for President of the United States :^)

>>67972965
Die from heat and humidity

>>67974778
But he wasn't born in Kenya

Be thankful that i wasn't in Somalia.

>>67974799
Yeah, but was he?

>>67974798
Nairobi isn't that hot compared to most places in africa

>>67972965
I create a Catholic Kingdom and start slaughtering these godless pagans.

>>67974935
This is bait, right? Nobody is actually this dumb?

>>67974956
You're right, instead of killing i should simply forcefully convert them.

>>67972965
I go find some adobe in Nairobi.

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>>67975062
Most of Kenya doesn't need to be converted you dunce.

>>67972965
stay and hope to not be deported back to Brazil

>>67972965
>You wake up in Kenya
Been there. Done that.

Feel glad I'm not in Venezuela anymore.

>>67975102
76.7% of it does.

>>67975102
>23.3% Christian
>Kenya doesn't need to be converted

76.7% will go in Hell if someone does not act to save them.

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>>67975456
>>67975470
>only Catholics are Christian

Migrate to Europe.

>>67975294
just go to germany as refuggee

latinos looks like arabs

>>67974741
This. Malik Obama is a pretty cool guy, father of memetics and is the shitposter veteran of the great meme war of 2016. Pay homage to the dude.

I have a friend whose name is "Kenia" and she's pretty hot so I'd be happy to wake up in her if you catch my drift

>>67972965
Go fast?

>>67973031
Underrated

>>67975534
I'm pale as fuck though.

>>67973031
Heh.