accent/vocaroo thread

let's here those lovely accents

"Well, you see, Aborigines don't own the land. They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on."

>>67972615
what language is that?

>Late night
It's morning time dumbass

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>>67972792
>morning
i think u got ur towel on a little too tight there, bub.

>>67972672
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12E3Z5wMAgO

>>67972672
dumb cunt u zink zis fany oi!

>>67972890
>Sunday
but it's Monday

>>67972953

i was hoping for a better try at an aussie accent. i figured since you're indonesian, you've probably spent enough time in australia to pick up on the accent.

>>67973074
> i figured since you're indonesian

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>>67973091

konichiwa, my asian friend

>>67973074
>you're indonesian
American education everyone

>>67973176
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jNIx02eHyz

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s01cf9cU8lIi
Authentic as fuck m8

>>67973321
never noticed until now "wants" is spelt wrong in the first panel

>>67973171

lemme try that again:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12E3Z5wMAgO

>>67973091
>>67973176
Arr rook same

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>>67973315
>Russia has never had a cool flag

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>>67973315
>mocking our glorious flag
>FUCKING STARS

>>67973321

r8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aoamlq8tlN

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>>67972672
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MwZv2FX4FY

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brb gonna go to walmart and buy alot of ice cream and pop.

i haven't showered in over a week since i found out i might have AIDS. so i'll fit right in with the usual midnight walmart crowd.

you guys want me to pick up anything while i'm out?

>>67973458

OTR

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>>67973507

oh fuck me, 10/10. definitely gonna save that one to my vocaroo folder.

>>67973472
Pretty bad, but if I'm honest, but that's what I expected. The only American with a good Aussie accent is Robert Downey Jr and even then his isn't even remotely close; but it is fucking hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD7OTARfoQs

>>67972672

Really shitty mic

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0avrr2xC8uY

>>67973584

yeah for the life of me i can't get the aussie accent down. or really any accent. i can kind of do a southern Forrest Gump kind of accent, and a little bit of a gaelic accent.

but i love australian accents so much. honestly, if i could get on even half-way decent i'd just use it all the time and tell everybody i'm from wallabong or dingdongeridoo or something. fuckin love australia with a passion, no lie.

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>>67973558
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kUlC0jKJo9

>>67973663
Don't try so hard; see how you go then.

>>67973663
>yeah for the life of me i can't get the aussie accent down
just do a kiwi accent but make sure you pronounce every vowel wrong

>>67973715
>just do a kiwi accent

okay let me just fill up my meth pipe first real quick.

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>>67973715

>>67973514
It's not the same when you dont namefag

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>>67973844
>somebody knows me
><3

>>67973871
Pls babs. You're the only one who would find that kangaroo pic with that filename funny.

>>67973507
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0foMcmkgDyt

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>>67973930

y-you don't like my file names?

>>67972615
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Xa6cYkITCz

Tad bit autistic since I seem to make up words.
gib r8

>>67973943
Not bad m8; not bad. Now do a Native American accent.

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>>67973972
Less masculine Johnny Depp/10

r8 my reading lads

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sALyUEGTlq

>>67974074
>he can't tell I'm from the south

Good

>>67974082
British Criminal/10

also


"Booster"
Are you American?

>>67974109
>>he can't tell I'm from the south
>Good
Don't be like that, own what you are.

>>67972672
pls r8 my accent.
had to whisper cuz my roommates sleep
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15kmF5tLFnJ

>>67974189

wait, what time is it?

>>67974048

I tried.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pNQ1958fjO

I think I enunciate too much.

>>67974189
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s15kmF5tLFnJ
asmr/10

Can't really r8 seeing as i can't actually hear noises when all you hear are consonants and air.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sIPlnqNjP5

>>67974082

+5 points for the Goofy yell at the end.

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>>67972615
>bonus points if you sing something.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zwWqnx1JW2

>>67974230
>ethiopian-australian

p-post feet...

>>67972672
Plain English
I'm pretty sure foreigners can't but any Americans can tell what state?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q53Elh9YgG

>>67974206
Absolute madman.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DQ0V7UmJbW

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>>67974082
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dBSZkkfyhZ

>>67974265
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q53Elh9YgG


W

>>67974205
8 a.m. in the morning

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Don't mind me just a chink trying to sound cool
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PoOoiZwjLy

>>67974265

I'm hearing either a slight Latino or Native Indian accent. So... I'm just gonna split the difference and guess Arizona?

>>67974230
*claps*

Forgive my cringeworthy flat and sharp shitty notes. I'm a mediocre singer and I haven't actually listened to the song in a few months.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OFj3CmxLFv

Guess language of song

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mhgPRbj1iL

>>67974280
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dBSZkkfyhZ

10/10

You're the guy who read the bee movie script didn't you?

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>>67974189
>>67974476
Hey guys, how's my Russian?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IMqr8VRJQT

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>>67974512
naw

>>67974621
Implying you sang this.
little lier

>>67974335
Close, California. So you got the latino part right. Honestly how could you tell ?

>>67974333
Pretty good la
>fuck off we're full

Felt like singing sea shanties. Anyone wanma join in? Singing Rolling down to Old Maui's chorus.
Figured out that we could mash all the vocaroos up, /int/ style.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0C7bzhVE0Q6

>>67974716
Because you sound like a beaner straight out of LA

>>67974716
>Honestly how could you tell ?
I'm not from the USA and even I could hear a bit of Pedro in you.

>>67974476
>Guess language of song

Hebrew?

>>67974716
>Honestly how could you tell ?

Well there were a few words here and there, but especially the last 3 seconds sounded pretty Hispanic.

>>67974889
>Figured out that we could mash all the vocaroos up, /int/ style.

are you the '/int/ sings' trap from way back?

>>67975283
No, I rarely post on vocaroo threads. Why?

>>67975254
Nice try.
Not really close at all.

>>67975326

oh just wondering. there used to be an argentinian who did alot of mashups. if you looked up on youtube "/int/ sings" you might be able to find some of it.

>>67975388
Yeah, I know them. I got that idea from him.

>>67975407

Are you sure you're not him?

>>67975412
100%
I'm new on /int/.

Does vocaroo consistently not load for anyone else?

I don't speak German, rate please
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nyxsBOSWFm

>Ihr naht euch wieder, schwankende Gestalten,
Die früh sich einst dem trüben Blick gezeigt.
Versuch ich wohl, euch diesmal festzuhalten?
Fühl ich mein Herz noch jenem Wahn geneigt?
Ihr drängt euch zu! nun gut, so mögt ihr walten,
Wie ihr aus Dunst und Nebel um mich steigt;
Mein Busen fühlt sich jugendlich erschüttert
Vom Zauberhauch, der euren Zug umwittert.

>>67975476

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15Q7ANVweib

Since it's the holidays:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tYffMgjxgB

Guessing the language = dubs
Guessing the song = trips

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>>67975514

>>67975650
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08tNWd8o25u

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>>67975590
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tYffMgjxgB

that one's definitely Hebrew.

>>67975711
Nice catch, achi.

>>67972672
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lRsErndmdf
r8 or masturbate
I seriously don't know what my accent is supposed to imitate,

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>>67975590
>Guessing the language = dubs
>>67975711
>11

>>67975759
I'm a prophet, nigga.

>>67975737

3/10, not horrible. needs more chainsaw though, if you want to get a truly authentic Mexican accent.

>>67972672
http://vocaroo.com/i/s115TuVtXzPy
>>67973074
Oh, you want an Aussie accent?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lV2Zer8wDz
Holy fuck I thought my Aussie accent was good until I heard it ;_;

>>67975858

aww :(

>>67975860
>Holy fuck I thought my Aussie accent was good until I heard it ;_;

topkek

still miles better than mine

>>67972672
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NaRKFiXN2c

>>67975860
3/10 Sounds british

>Americans trying to do Australian accents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0Zm8XtTBj0&t=67s&ab_channel=PropertyRightsAlliance

>>67975800
best thing I've read all week thx

>>67975867
You were wrong.

It's Al HaNissim.

>>67975737
Dude your accent is based as fuck

Sounds like a typical drug kingpin from movies

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>>67975988

fuck, that video makes me want a cigarette.

>>67976022
>022

oh man for a split second there...

>>67976067
I guess I'm not a prophet, but I am a dubs king.

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It is the policy and practice of the Australian government to intercept any vessel that is seeking to illegally enter Australia and safely remove it beyond our waters. If you travel by boat without a visa, you will not make Australia home. The rules apply to EVERYONE: families, children, unaccompanied children, educated, and skilled--there are NO exceptions. Do not believe the lies of people smugglers. These criminals will steal your money and place your life and the life of your family at risk--for nothing.

The message is simple: If you come to Australia illegally by boat there is NO WAY you will ever make Australia home.

>>67976102
>criminals
>The message is simple: If you come to Australia illegally by boat there is NO WAY you will ever make Australia home.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yFdntZky55

>>67976191
The boat people aren't really criminals themselves. The smugglers who lie to them and take their money then end up getting them killed or detained are.

>>67976230

wow that's actually a very level-headed and sympathetic reply.

way to fuckin ruin my circlejerk, faggot

>>67976102

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WRyiL8a9kU

I tried

>>67976230

>actually having a level headed and non-edgy response

fuck off with that shit

>>67976033
thanks familia :)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xnGCZghAiS

ENOUGH

>>67976403
out for a rip/10

>>67976403
RRRRR """I"""" ghttt

>>67974481
Dunno why the fuck I laughed at this. Sauce?

>>67976496
>>67976531

http://vocaroo.com/i/s138VymCXo0B

stop

we need more posts. so let's do something different. let's tell a story. i'll start, and then you guys add to it.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m1qi0qPueJ

>>67976598
>skids
>come on boys

nice

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sBMQvYDJaT

>>67976531

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZF7HfABxtK

>>67976729

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1huo0xNbhFx

>>67976710
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sBMQvYDJaT

YUH/10

>>67976771
hmm?

>>67976755

Not bad m8

>>67976559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnLAC5AJPuM

>>67976970
Many thanks.

>>67976980
All good m80

>accidentally ruin my entire recording with a meme guttural r from impersonating a nordie earlier
FOR FUCKS SAKE

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>>67977006
>impersonating a nordi
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Edtg1sUVsl

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DgaciAOIo2

>>67977050
heres my meme nordie accent from earlier
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XNxVFAS9np

Somebody post smth I will read with my harsh Russian accent.

>>67977050

oh dude that reminds me of one of my favourite vocaroos. Canadianon calls a Sweden: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0trv0ow8c1X

>>67977082
Need money; you give, you give. I buy krokodil.

>>67977082
Tovarisch

The great day of victory over Germany has come. Fascist Germany, forced to her knees by the Red Army and the troops of our Allies, has acknowledged herself defeated and declared unconditional surrender.

>>67977097
Surprised that the Swedish person didn't just tell him and wish him luck.

>>67977117
>oi oi cunt vocaroo doesn't load
>oi spider baited me again

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Sorry for shitty quality

>>67972672
My standard speaking voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c8yngVajNk

this song is called "the kiwi sheep fucker song"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OiUy5lPyEy

>>67977138
alri
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tFDZfdzKoW

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>>67977151
Okay three things:
1) I've been using vocaroo perfectly fine through the whole thread.
2) I'm amazed Russians even know about Spiderbait.
3) Hurry up and make with the krokodil message already. You said you wanted something to read and that's what I gave you. Now chop chop, Ivan. Do as I say.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cmO32Ja4oj

>>67976729

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gRPdOm9042

fucking buddy

>>67977179

East coast?

>>67977223

PLASTIC PADDY PLASTIC PADDY PLASTIC PADDY

lmao how you been bruv?

>>67977179
>>67972672
Redid with hopefully slightly better quality
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N3p3PznfiV

>>67977138
Did with a shitey english accent, not sure what region but it ain't standard.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CdDiNA0fkL

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>>67977303
fuckin say that to my face

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>>67977292
Nah mate.
Washington State.
Opposite side.

>>67976403
Okay quick say this:
"Hi, it's Engineering Explained here and today we're going to look at how easy it is to use turbine induction for erotic purposes." But do it in that whimpy voice you just put on for that recording.

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taking requests

>>67977258
are you foken underage?
I NEED MORE RARE FLAGS DONT WANT TO LISTNE UR ANGLO ACCENTS RRREEEEEEE

>>67977345
sing mozart leck mir im arcsh

>>67976755
Literally the first time I've heard and American man do a convincing Aussie accent.

>>67977332
>Washington

fuck. see, that just goes to show that all white Americans have the same fucking accent. i'm so jealous of England, where accents change up every ten miles.

>>67977363
i dont really do classical
>lick my arse
what the fug :DDDDD

>>67977366

thanks

it's actually a vocaroo some australianon posted the other day. glad to see his accent is convincing tho.

>>67977405
Well if he's Aussie it'd fucken want to be convincing.

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thick accents pls:

O say can you see, by the dawn’s early light,
What so proudly we hail’d at the twilight’s last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight
O’er the ramparts we watch’d were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there,
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

>>67977369
Eh.
I'd say theres some distinction.

Theres the New England accents, New York, Boston, etc.

There's the southern accent which is pretty distinctive and has its varieties as well, Texan, Missourian, Georgian, etc.

There's the California accent, which in of itself is fairly lazy.

I'd say for the majority of the rest of white americans there is a general consensus accent thats fairly widespread.

However I will say I can always tell when someone is from the PNW and when someone isn't due to a vast majority of People in the PNW having some prevalence of "vocal fry" in their manner of speaking.

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>>67977460
>M
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01trBEwTpl9

>>67977460
I'll do my best redneck for you
Had to keep it quiet so I don't wake anyone up.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yBvtFBxlRq

>>67977400
awww. and yes it loosely translates to kiss my ass. Mozart was a known sexual deviant and jokester.

SS Marschiert in Feindesland
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iidL28hbus

>>67977497
>Mozart was a known sexual deviant
His stock just went up in my books.

>>67977462
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h4eS2MDXIV

guess my state

>>67977460
clearly non-aesthetic flag and absolutly non- poetical anthem you have there, lad.

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>>67977518
he told his cousin that he wanted to "shit on her nose" and watch it "drip down her chin."

>>67977576
Must be what he meant when he said he was pushing out his requiem mass.
>>67977510
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wJEa6adk5L

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DhMCtdg0oe

sing this
Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen!
SA marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.

Die Straße frei den braunen Batallionen.
Die Straße frei dem Sturmabteilungsmann!
Es schau'n aufs Hakenkreuz voll Hoffnung schon Millionen.
Der Tag für Freiheit und für Brot bricht an!
Es schau'n aufs Hakenkreuz voll Hoffnung schon Millionen.
Der Tag für Freiheit und für Brot bricht an!

Zum letzten Mal wird Sturmalarm geblasen!
Zum Kampfe steh'n wir alle schon bereit!
Schon flattern Hitlerfahnen über allen Straßen.
Die Knechtschaft dauert nur noch kurze Zeit!
Schon flattern Hitlerfahnen über allen Straßen.
Die Knechtschaft dauert nur noch kurze Zeit!

Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen!
SA marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.

Alabama 58
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U5rKMAorss
PLEASE RESPOND
>>67977615
sure
never sung past the first verse though so itll be kind of shit

>>67977541
>Wide expanse for dreams and for living
and for gulags
>Are opened for us by the coming years
over a hundred years later and 99% of Russia is still shit
>Our loyalty to the Motherland gives us strength.
lmao gay
>So it was,
since the rapekings decided to migrate east
>so it is,
minus all the countries that left in the 1991
>and so it always will be!
for all the tribes in the icy wastelands of Siberia

>>67977599
Sounds kind of comedic. As though maybe you could be voicing some sort of depressing character on a cartoon or something like that.

>>67977646
oh fuck off, claimig in your anthem that you're "brave and free" is so pretentious and shameless.
those stripes and stars and ther meme symbolics are just laughable.

to the russian who wanted the nazi anthem
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jxZWfWqXui

PLEASE RESPOND RASHA

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>>67977662
Thanks friend

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>>67977834
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nIqqp0BYTC

>>67977799
>>67977722
I'm wet.
Your English accent is too soft for this German song though.

>>67977848
yeah i havent spoken german regularly since i was 9
also fuck off pedojew

>>67977841
butiful vocaroo>>67977848

>>67977841

Duke?

>>67977893
>pls respond
>fuck off
never understood Anglo dichotomy

>>67977964
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e9v_Gfmq1g

>>67978006
i'm not anglo
t. paddy irishman
now kindly fuck off pedokike

>>67978018

yeah nah, that's Duke.
https://archive.org/details/duke-vocaroos
>hey arnold fan-fiction

dude is a legend. and every time someone makes a vocaroo thread, a little bit of me hopes that he'll show up.

>>67978065
pls vocaroo me smth else, I'm so lonely and oppressed in this tyrannical country. ;-;

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rate my spanish accent pls

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17vo3bIYkdq

>>67978082
I see.

>>67978133
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s17vo3bIYkdq
8/10


Sounds legit

t.southerner

>>67978375
ty im trying to imitate a cancer south american accent because i know many cancer south americans

>>67978388
>i know many cancer south americans
lol same

>>67978388
http://vocaroo.com/i/s019JeLgYsab

Here's my cancer, it's my first time reading through so sorry for the stuttering through abnormally long words.

gib r8

>>67978469
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>>67978469
im obviously not a native speaker but that sounded pretty good

Although sometimes it sounded a bit like French? lmao?

At least you don't have the typical american diphthong accent where you bend all the vocals

ima do one more, pls gib criticism: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OOou3wEx6B

I just read the wikipedia page for trains: https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tren

>>67978632
WEW LAD
""SHAMMADAS"
you have to go back

pretty good desu 10/10

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>>67978669
Yeah I pronounce y and ll as "sh". I have an argentinian girlfriend (major reason for learning spanish to begin with) so that's just been my natural way of saying it since day 1

although it feels weird saying tortilla like "tortisha"

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>>67978715
>argentinian girlfriend
>girlfriend
>I have
>argentinian girlfriend

yeah sure, just rub it in. fucking prick.

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>>67978787
You're jelly over that? That's nothing. A couple months back there was an Argentine guy on here that was fucking a sixteen year old girl.

>>67978787
i feel like they're desperate for a white bloodline and white kids so she found the whitest person she ever could

>>67978813
>tfw 22 yr old kissless virgin
>tfw you might've contacted hepatitis C recently, so you're going to remain a kissless virgin for at least another 6 months until you get the test results and follow-ups back
>tfw the results might come back positive and you'll never know what it's like to go bareback in a cumslut's arsehole

>>67978884
>wanting a cumslut
xd my mang

i was khv not even a year ago

>>67978917

how did you overcome it?

>>67978884
How did you contract Hep C?

>>67978976
well, found a nice exchange student girl. She was a bit chubby back then but I didn't really mind it. Not a huge looker myself but apparently she didn't mind that nor the autistic tendencies

guess you just gotta spot the non-stacies. I think girls like her are raised differently in south america than western girls are up here.

also i didnt use the ">just be urself xD" strategy, tried to hide some of autism but i think she saw right through it and thought it was cute

>>67979011

a friend of mine attempted suicide. i got his blood all over my arm, and when i finally managed to get the razor blade away from him i nicked myself on my pinky.

>>67979123
Moral of the story: Don't get invovled; don't try to help people.

>>67979166

lol nah. i literally saved his life. i could live with hep c (and whatever else he has), but i couldn't live with myself if i had just let him die and ruin the lives of his family. hopefully he'll be able to overcome all the shit he's going through. and hopefully he won't do it again... as long as he's alive then all is OK, but if he's dead then yeah i'm fucked and have fuck all to show for it.

>>67979307
Did you know he had hep C beforehand?

>>67979387

No, that was actually a big surprise. I remember, while I was holding him down I kept trying to calm the situation til the police got there. So at one point I said to him like, "hey bro, i just noticed i've got a shit tonne of your blood on my arm. you don't have anything right?" and he said nah, he's all clean. so i was like "okay great, that's a huge relief. i was freakin' out for a bit there."

then after the police arrived, i went to the bathroom to wash up and i asked his mum to confirm what he told me. and that's when she said he has hep c, and i just freaked the fuck out. truth be told, he's a former heroin addict, and doesn't always wear condoms. so, for all i know he might have HIV as well. i'm gonna get it all tested. for now, i'm just waiting for the hepatitis results to come back. and i'll proceed from there.

>>67979475
How'd you be if it turns out he ends up killing himself over the guilt of giving bloodborne diseases to his mate?

>>67979523

that's a really good question, i haven't thought about it. the sheer irony of that situation, i don't know. i really don't know. what could i do? i guess i could only accept the shitty situation and just become an alcoholic.

>>67979627
Hard for me to say. A couple of my friends have killed themselves over the years; but I'd drifted out of contact with them by the time it happened, so I can't really say for sure.

>>67979475
jesus USA. And who's STD shithole now?

>>67979901
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_HIV/AIDS_adult_prevalence_rate#HIV.2FAIDS_prevalence_estimates
>Adult (15-49) Prevalence %
>Russia - 1.1
>USA - 0.6
>jesus USA. And who's STD shithole now?
You probably shouldn't pull this thread.

>>67980015
>Swaziland
>27.73%

holy shit

>>67980045
Yep, that's Africa alright.

>>67979475
>>67979307
>>67979123
>intervention leads to a shit outcome for 2 parties
Even American society is an argument for capitalism and non State-intervention.

God bless the USA.

>>67979901
Listen here you fucking commie the USA is the GREATEST country in the fucking WORLD and none of you red fuckers are gonna change that

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>>67979123
>Helping people