>I was almost named Jabari
My mum wanted to call me Sten but my dad slapped some shit into her and now I'm called Steve.
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>tfw was almost a Noah
wew
>>67972204
Steve, is that really you?
I was almost named Ross
I was almost named Chandler
I was almost named Chanandler
I was almost named Quavantalishe-Tutankhamun Washington
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I was almost a David
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I was - Could you believe it! - nearly christened Nebuchadnezzar Ishnekitequ'we Marie-François Alberta XIII.
>>67972204
>Sten
You missed out on a proto-Norse name in favor of an anglo trash name
Your mum was the red-pilled one and your dad is a cuckold piece of trash
I was almost name Augustus.
I was almost named Bram
I was almost named Lev
I was almost named Beowulf for