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no one likes drumpf

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>>67971814
pretty good show desu

that Margret is a qt3.17

>>67971824
The swing states did

>>67971814
Wish there was a SIDS for adults

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>>67971824
holy fuck. stop it you made me spill my drink

>>67971824
AHAHAHAHAHA LOL

>>67971763
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>>67971791
>>67971832
the state of this fucking leaf
day of the rake when

why are Americans obsessed with Finns

a little bit of ecstacy

a little bit of you and me

a little bit of set you free

>>67971797
>>67971828

you lads been to a rave?

did you see anything crazy

never expected replies over that post

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>>67971824
OH. MY. GOD.

>>67971824
brown with a frown

>>67971824
KEK

Christ the last time I did MDMA I literally nearly offed myself on the comedown

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God Save the Queen

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>>67971916
>samefag

lights off lads

>>67971920
xanny a day keeps the janny away

>>67971824
YOU JUST WON THE INTERNET.

>>67971929
No
*declares independence to keep the lights on*

*turns off lights*
*pulls out phone and starts browsing under the blanket*

ah yes, the ol' mass reply to one post gimmick

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>>67971824
STOP IT ANON IM CRYING

>>67971946
I did that, codeine too, didn't help much. Was chain smoking like a fiend

>>67971929
*turns off the monitor*
*phone posts under the covers*
better luck next time kid

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STOP

please hotpocket this runt

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absolutely hate this mississippi poster

>>67971920
did you do an insane amount or a lot over repeated doses or was it mixed with other shit?

every time ive done pure mdma my comedowns have been ok except for this one time that i had a few zappy-seizure-like experiences that confused me, still dont know what that was.


if i did shit that wasn't pure mdma i'd have horrible experiences though. but ive found that clean mdma is relatively smooth.

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leftists think the recount will take the presidency away from trump

about to watch a movie called 8 and a Half (1966)

Night lads.

>>67971824
LOL

>>>/pol/100535904

>>67972024
enjoy

>>67971824
LLLLOOOOOOL

I've been watching a lot of Britsh TV and I've been really enjoying the BBC. What non-BBC shows would you guys recommend?

>>67972056
absolutely no idea what these runts are on about

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What's doing lads

cba to finish this Stata assignment

>>67971997
I've done it 3 times in total, the first time was pure MDMA, the second time was a bomb, and the third time was this pill. It's been absolutely horrible each time. Borderline unbearable.

That said, I suffer from le depression and le anxiety when sober normally anyway, so I'm playing with fire when taking this shit.

To answer your question, I took half a pill the latest time but it was a huge pill. Few lines of coke throughout the night too and drinking of course. An the first time it was about half a gram (yeah, I know). That was horrific.

>treating any criticisms of Trump as somehow inexplicable and unwarranted

the cunt has already stated he intends to suppress media access to him and will go after media outlets who criticized his campaign

>>67971997
brain zaps aren't uncommon. it's unironically neurons firing as your brain begins to restore serotonin and dopamine levels. not particularly dangerous.

hell I've had countless proper seizures, they feel more like a panic attack than anything

>>67972076
Father Ted
Black Books
The Fall

>>67972077
penile gland status: pulverised

>>67972095
some outlets went far beyond criticism though and straight up lied about him. those outlets should be stripped of their white house privileges

kinda want a dumb gf I can just not have to worry about impressing.

@67972102
shan't be giving you any (You)s

The US was really a shithole in the 80's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4aX6ZE6Aj8

Got a mate who's about 5'9 probably 9 stone ish but got a black belt in karate when he was about 10, hasn't done any since and reckons he can beat anyone up

>>67972157
crack epidemic chica

>>67972123
a dumb girl is one of my biggest turnoffs 2bh, they have to be incredibly hot to offset their dumbness or be dumb in a really qt way and sort of be in on the joke of how dumb she is to make it ok, those are the only exceptions

>>67972181
it looked like a warzone

>>67972157
its still a shithole

not as much of a shithole as mexico but still a real shithole

>>67972199
niggas gonna nog

>>67972102
pretty sure all these people are Celtic and not Anglo-Saxon

In the case of Christopher Lee, I believe he's half Italian

>>67972157
pretty sure this is footage of brazil
dont let the video mislead you

>>67972209
I thought NY had the most successful clean up program ever

3 strike rule on crime and all that

>>67972217
not even detroit looks that fucked up

feel like you lads are dragging me down if i'm being honest

i have dreams

i have ambitions

i have drive

anytime i share these with you, you don't hesitate to discourage me and bring me down

shan't be allowing this toxicity to bleed into my life anymore

goodbye for the last time

>>67972230
yeah they actually did clean up crime in nyc big time 2bh.

>>67972209
nyc is probably the nicest city on earth

>67972254
i hope you're Nova Scotia and you fuck off and die

>>67972254

we'll see you tomorrow steve

redditflag users are either:

reddit users

newfags

underage

>>67972254
>it's a leaf post
mhmm.. shan't be reading a word of it

Wonder what country is actually the best one to live in

Obviously everyone will find some way to say it's theirs as e-bragging on the 'chon

>>67972076
Peep Show
Garth Marenghi's Dark Place
Toast of London
Any Derren Brown programs
Shameless
The Adam and Joe Show
Vic Reeves’ Big Night Out
Southcliffe
Broadchurch
Red Riding Trilogy
Spaced
This England
Brass Eye
Father Ted
The World at War
Cracker
Prime Suspect

Sadly, not many of the other channels offer much great TV.

guess i'll make some green tea

regret buying the cheap off brand stuff, but I have to use it up

>>67972288
i'm none of those

now what

wow this sounds like kebab bosnian music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MQnYmKUA6o

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life's heading full steam over a cliff and I can't be fucked doing anything about it lads

>>67972311
it's defo not this piece of shit
unless God's country becomes its own nation (Cali)

>>67972327

>darkplace

mah nigga

>>67972157
desu I preferred crime-ridden New York! made for a much more interesting setting than what it is now (hipster central/non-descript immigrant ghettos everywhere else)

guess the sacrifice for stability was understandable though. the crime was REALLY bad in the 80s from what I hear

What's the Canadian Dream?

>>67972345

tell us what's happening m8

life usually isn't as bad as we might think it is

>>67972368
to be like americans but to still be accepted as tourists

the bee movie is fucking weird

jewish bees?

>>67972368
To not be America

>>67972382
all kinds of bees mate yeah

>>67972382
dude, dont question seinfeld, ok?

>>67972311
Italy

Weather, culture, attitude of the people. Blatantly still controlled by the mafia but they actually benefit the country a lot in terms of efficiency and social respect. If I ever pull myself out of degeneracy I'd love to move there

can't believe its already 3 o'clock tomorrow haha

>>67972157
You can browse this for some 1940s dirt:
https://webapp1.dlib.indiana.edu/cushman/browse/index.jsp;jsessionid=6E6E09C3C9021B502F0B52BC73DC127A

>>67972368

a government job and a cottage on a lake.

>>67972368
Its exactly the same as the American dream but they pronounce 1 word in 10 differently and remind you they aren't an american every 5 seconds

What's the Irish Dream?

brb

>>67972406
t. Mafia PR guy

>>67972432
To get potatoes and not be British

did cocaine with the gf on our first date and shes loved me ever since as long as i keep giving her cocaine for free

>>67972451
i'll love you too if i can get some of that :3

>>67972435
back

should really get started on a paper lads

really want an pet african wild dog lad

would prefer a pet hyena but apparently they're really dangerous and make for awful pets

wannabe legends
I live with depression

>>67972224
>pretty sure all these people are Celtic
no such thing you mong

they all likely have southern european ancestry tho

>>67972432
no earth quakes

>>67972379
final year exams coming up and I can't bring myself to revise for some reason. there's no second chances this year either.

not got money for rent in a couple of weeks so I'm probably going to get the boot right in the middle of exams.

can't fall back on the family because the relationship is fucked (hence why my student loan is so pathetic it can't even pay for the dump I'm living in) and I've not really left my room in a while so my friends have all got distant. doubt I could rely on any of them.

>>67972445
They're not street mobsters lad. They essentially function as the people's government

>>67972451
is she a street walker?

>>67972475
want me to write it for you? ill do it for free

>>67972496
irish scumbag

>>67972496
Awful, AWFUL attempt at banter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDj8sjjWhQg


japanese girls make good albums

>>67972432
To successfully delude yourself your country isn't exceptionally similar to the uk

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Ex reddit flag user here

Used to post as Cambridgeshire but I dropped the flag because flagposting is a noxious form of cancer that actually makes /brit/ less enjoyable unless you're a serial self-fellating egotist

That and the fact that I'm actually a Londoner whose only link to Cambridgeshire was attending Cambridge University and since he was kicked out of said university has no link to the county whatsoever

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>>67972496
wtf i hate ireland now

http://www.strawpoll.me/11750824
http://www.strawpoll.me/11750824
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11750824
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>>67972517

>>67972496
Absolutely execrable

>>67972549
Used to be one of multiple Yorkshire posters for about 6 months

Too cliquey

>>67972355
Can also recommend some BBC programs you might not have seen

Edge of Darkness
State of Play
Out Friends in the North
Bang Bang It's Reeves and Mortimer
The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer
Catterick
Shooting Stars
Any Dennis Pennis programs
Parade’s End
The Day Today
The Singing Detective
Threads

>>67972560
voted technology but i don't even go to uni :^)

>>67972560
tfw close to dropping out b/c of depression

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>>67972601
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>>67972560
I dropped out of finance/economics for health

>>67972488
a-are you me?

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me on the left

>>67972716
me on the right

could dust any irish poster on here without even breaking a sweat

>>67972716
looks like it was the happiest and one of the most memorable days of your life


glad you got to have that experience

Business Idea: A Canadian poster gets the 70000000 GET

>>67972590
same

but it was like 2 months if that
it ruins the solidarity of /brit/posting and gives it an air of tripfaggotry

could perform oral sex on any canadian poster on here without taking a shit

Post below your conclusive list of NON meme degrees lads, I'll start with a base

>Engineering, probably all types unless there's some exceptionally memey one I'm unaware of
>Medicine
>Law
>Maths/stats
>Economics
>Pharma

>>67972596

why are brits so good at period dramas?

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>>67972747
excellent business idea

>>67972780
they're stuck in the past wishing they could go back to a time when they were relevant

>>67972779
>Medicine
>Law
>Economics

literally eveything else is a meme degree

>>67972844
runt

>>67972804
we ARE relevant

GOD

>>67972780
Honestly a bit hit and miss really. For every good one there's a few shitshows.

>>67972780
name 1 (ONE) recent period drama we've made that was good

i'll wait

>>67972839
Law is an exceptionally meme degree here.

>>67972779

here law is a borderline meme degree because so many people do it and we put out more lawyers than we need. as a result many don't find proper law jobs

Ah yes, British housing

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/42341783?search_identifier=125cdf22c0e5a6c7a421018f82c2c780#vgvKXw9h9B5oEsmU.97

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This is a trunk. Not a boot.

>>67972857
Why? Your lawyers get paid far more than ours

>>67972839
Economics is a meme degree compared to engineering, I'd even put in architecture before economics

>>67972872
The market is saturated because everyone wanted to be a lawyer quite a while ago.

Absolute banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwG6vD2vP8A

>>67972887
this

economics is only good if you went to a top uni like LSE or cambridge

>Merkel sending back 100,000-500,000 refugees
>Plans to BUILD A WALL around turkeys border with the EU to prevent 3m migrants
>Italy about to withdraw from the Euro, therefore a other fucking recession in the western world

I WANT TO GO BACK TO THE ORIGINAL TIMELINE NONE OF THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

I blame the Brits for putting the genie out of the bottle with brexit

young yezzy is based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwHnhsuaNbw

>>67972871
no, you're wrong

>>67972904
Law seems like a 'solid' degree you can go into lots of unrelated fields or generic middle/upper management

>>67972937
no u

>>67972871
really made me trunk

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>>67972871
This is a chocolate treat, not a deadly weapon.

>>67972779
STEM, Economics/Finance and that is it

>>67972859
I had a gf once, proper ditzy blonde chavvy type, anyway we broke up but she had wanted to do Law and I'd told her she's not the type, anyway she went to Uni on a fucking scholarship down London and got a 1st class grade in her first year of Uni, she even posted all this shit on my Facebook in a proper "told you so manner" complete with photos. This shit was getting bare likes and she was lapping it up, quoting what I had said on Facebook.

Anyway like 2 months after her first year she got pregnant. We all met the guy and turns out he was a drug dealer with the strongest cockney accent you can imagine. Complete with chavvy clothing and snapback. Top bloody kek.

Now she's a full time mum lmao

>>67972869
York is quite expensive tbf.

>>67972947
Depends. An undergraduate Law degree, while not giving you bar certification, does provide a boost when paired with another major.

Is there even such a thing as a meme undergraduate degree at Cambridge/Oxford? Seems like something that wouldn't get much respect even from a rustler group like history or English would be worth doing at Oxbridge

>>67972959
you sound like a chav

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>tfw born an autist in a country renowned for being extroverted and family orientated

its a pain that never ends

>>67972779
civil engineering is pretty memey

also i'd argue that medicine is pretty memey too since everyone thinks being a doctor will be great until they have to work 12 hours a day and stick their finger up old men's bums

>>67972887
Maybe, but it has the highest earning potential if you're good.

Traders and particularly brokers are the best paid employees in any field below senior/management roles.

>>67973018
Don't worry, Autism is contagious. Eventually everyone around you will contract entry-level Autism.

>>67973005
It's an ironic habit which accidentally became a part of how me and my friends talk on FB

There's a girly on tinder I haven't talked two for two weeks because reasons

Do I just start messaging her again or what?

just ate two burgers n now i feel sick

>>67973013
I share that pain

Trying to be alpha in a country of aggressive alphas is impossible. Limp wristed brits and soft yanks have it easy.

how important are your grades when you're looking for your first job?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVL0vxV-HAE

>>67972959

law school isn't hard, especially these days.

back in the day you had to know a lot of cases and precedent to be a good lawyer, now you can just google everything

really don't get why society sees being a lawyer as something prestigious and only for exceptionally intelligent people, when anyone and their grandmother can do it

>>67973042
you sound middle-class

>>67973046
ask her if you can have a go on her chebs

Is there even one single degree that everyone can agree isn't a meme degree desu?

I'll put forward my candidate, don't even study it btw

>Chemical engineering

>>67973066
I guess it's mostly being really anal about detail. Being a judge seems more fun, tbqh, but I think you need to be a veteran lawyer to be a judge.

>>67973083
PHD in Mathematics my lad

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What's the point of life, really?

Someone give me an honest answer

>>67973083
Economics

>>67973083
Maths will always be relevant and respected.

barry b benson becomes a normie and his friend chimps out in court

the celebrity cameos were strange

>le meme degree

What does this even fucking mean????

>>67973083
Women's Studies

>>67973096
There isn't an inherent one, so you have to make your own.

>>67973096
>when you realize maisielad was actually a paedo like all the other maisie autists

>>67973103
Agree

>>67973094
True but meant undergraduate

>>67973116
Just another way of saying a shit degree

>>67973116
arts degrees like psychology, sociology, english, etc

>>67973083
Any Oxbridge degree

A degree in sociology or anthopology from Oxford will always be more respected than an engineering degree from anywhere else

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>Maths will always be relevant and respected.

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/brit/ meet up for NYE?

Only real abnormies will be in attendance

>sissy britbois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qcPU-QVbto

>>67973153
>A sociology degree from Oxford is worth more than an engineering degree from MIT

Ahh yes

67973164
t. women's studies expert

even mathematicians know they're useless

>>67973140
None of those listed are shit degrees though

>>67973144
So degrees that will get you a job?

>>67973153
Respected by who? You think the O&G industry would respect a fucking sociology degree more than an engineering one just cos it's from fucking Oxford, you utter cretin?

>>67973085
>I guess it's mostly being really anal about detail.

This

And being a defence solicitor is a bizarre job. 99% of your prosecuted clients are clearly guilty yet you're fighting as hard as you can on their behalf

>>67973203
400k starting

>>67973083
Biomed, biochem, pharma and medicine are literal life-saving degrees, everything else is a degenerate luxury.

only remotely good grime I've ever heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XApHSKT3T-c

though I'm sure this was actually before grime was an actual genre

Best degrees:

>Geography
>Business studies
>History

>>67973212
since when do arts degrees get you a job you mong

they're literally known to land you a job as a starbucks barista lmao

>>67973190
Yep

American '''universities''' are kiddie tier

>>67973212
>O&G industry
Literally who? Oxbridge gives you social cred only one step down from being aristocracy. No one fucking cares about career or salary unless you're a literal Deano

>>67973246
t. A level student

>>67973213
>99% of your prosecuted clients are clearly guilty yet you're fighting as hard as you can on their behalf
At least you're giving them as fair of a trial as they can get, so that's cool. And we have a fused profession here (i.e., no difference between barristers and solicitors), but most lawyers in practice still tend to specialize in stuff. 99% of the time it's paperwork, really.

>>67973224
First 3 are just what you study if you couldn't get into medicine and decided against going to Bulgaria to become a doctor on the sly

>tfw Biology and Geology major

>>67973259
hello nigger

>>67973250
>arts degrees like psychology, sociology, english, etc

WTF are you talking about, moosenigger?

>>67973258
Oil and gas you dumb fucking runt

>>67973246
4 years on /int/ should be considered equivalent to a geography degree

>>67973231
only remotely good Irish music I've ever heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFaiUEAF4Is

There was a Private who owned some rental property, but one day he decided to sell it all and instead rent from someone else

Now he's a lieu-tenant

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>>67973258
>Oxbridge gives you social cred only one step down from being aristocracy. No one fucking cares about career or salary unless you're a literal Deano

>>67973291
those are arts degrees you utter, utter mong

you receive a bachelor of arts when you graduate

>>67973313
6.5/10, although we call them "leases" here

>>67973319
hello you cuuunt

>>67973261
Yeah I think it's really interesting. Looks absurd on the face of it but actually it's the defining element of the justice system.

Having to represent truly vile cunts must be difficult though

>>67973319
hello you cunt

*gets a clover tattooed on my shoulder*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfblUSCaAQk

>Doing an exceptionally generic degree because I didn't know what I wanted to do but knew i wanted a degree

Regret it, business management

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>he doesn't study finance
enjoy being unable to live in a relevant city in the future

>>67973291
those are all arts
>>67973250
desu the average STEMfag isn't going to land an incredible job either, they just have more stability but the pay is not necessarily more.

either way, having a skill and knowing how to market it will always bring you money.

knowledge/wisdom is mostly good for itself but not always profitable, though really you can spin anything into gold with a bit of luck.

>>67973334
>Having to represent truly vile cunts must be difficult though
Yeah, it probably is. Got to give them credit, though.

>>67973322
You must be some special case sunshine bus-riding spastic if you think you cannot get into employment from those degrees.

Or just a sheltered freak who never goes out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv_0sIb0F2A

genuinely the best rapper in history

>>67973346
my plans don't involve living in any "important" city.

>>67973349
STEM nerds can lick my pozhole, i study economics/finance

>>67973378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dEDEQGK9I

>>67973346
Any """"""""""relevant"""""""""" city in the world will be 10% white soon mate

>>67973343
What are you doing now?

Are these leafs of Frog descent or Indian?

No fucking way are they from these Isles.

>>67973380
alri ricky keep telling yourself that

finance is a lucrative area but i dont think i could live with myself, simply manipulating other people's money all day, contributing nothing of worth to society

>>67973378
the greatest rapper is the one and only bard, billy shakespeare

>>67973401
yeah and I'll be a member of that 10% aristocracy that lords it over the poorskins
like living in a patrician roman household

taken some geography classes as electives, literal definition of bird course

>>67973404
Still studying, only in 2nd year atm

>>67973412

I lived in the city and didn't care much for it
I feel core comfortable in the country.

opened my window and screamed "nigger" into the street again today lads. neighbours were NOT impressed.

>>67973398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMGZ_KCP8d0

trill niggas

remember that time when a million people died because the potato didnt grow

>>67973457
would that not be ornithology?

>studied geology
>get to travel the world with qt foreign chicks
>never get to bang any cos i'm hideously ugly

;_;

the closest thing I have to a degree of any sort is a qualification in machining

I don't do machining anymore, but I now have a well-paid permanent job that affords me lots of things like a mortgage, a nice car, great christmas parties in hotels I would not otherwise even be allowed access to etc

tldr don't over estimate your college educations!
you'll most likely end up working in starbucks til yer like 50 with the courses they do in most colleges these days

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putting the data together

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>>67973480

carlos

>>67973460
What job do you hope to get out of it and of you could go back what would you have studied? What sort of modules?

>>67973422
I'm the one shitposting about finance and yeah tbf, I've done a couple courses but I'm not sure if I'll follow through with it or do another commerce related major. really feels like an unfair system the way it favours capital gains, not sure if I could live with myself.
only way I'll be able to afford a decent house with our fucked housing bubble though, and can't really imagine being interested in any other field, tried marketing and it was a joke

want to become a land developer

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>>67973469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ncw6YVZXF54

>>67973522
Same

>>67973469
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zaj-Hy7gRWg

>>67973497
>tfw studied archaeology
>got to travel to Mexico and got chlamydia there

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I'm moving to Asia in the new year desu
been leaning more towards Vietnam recently but really I'll go wherever I can get a good job
except China lol

>>67973506
Blair convinced the people that having a degree was a great way to be socially mobile, that it was a great status symbol. "Everyone can go to university" he said. Now cunts who would have been plumbers, sparkys, joiners, builders, etc. fuck off the ex-polys to do Media Studies and Travel & Tourism and we have to import Eastern Eruo boxheads to meet the skills shortages whilst the uni bellenders serve them coffee and steak bakes.

>>67973513
Honestly don't know at the minute lad

It's a mixture, bit of statistics, marketing, accounting, law, economics etc.

Obviously with only 1 module a year or only 1 module at all for some its quite brief

>>67973599
Are you the Taiwan lad?

Infinity, lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVJ7KQPoNMM

the us bombed syria so much they ran out of bombs

and yet obama is praised as a great leader

>>67973523
>>67973562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iePmlknC8I4

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>>67973630
>The Nobel Peace Prize.

>>67973625
grow up already

>>67973655
no u

never went to uni have no chance of ever going and im an absolute failure at life

thai chicANO

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>>67973655
bit rude

would finance/ english be an alri combination of majors or will employers laugh at my cv?

thai""""lad"""" is literally a walking meme
>muh white man in asia hack

>>67973693
DELETE

>>67973655
>growing up
>on 4chan

>>67973693
delete this image mate

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>>67973625
yea but I'm still looking at options,
don't need to decide now honestly, just been talking with someone from Taiwan and hearing how the job market is pretty sparse there since they have the lowest birth rate in the world.

I just remembered one of my high school teachers who worked in Vietnam so I've been looking up more about it and it seems better than I thought before.
only things are lack of public transport (but buying a motorbike is nbd) and possibility of disease.

at least there's no malaria and both Saigon and Hanoi look really nice, LOADS of work too.

>>67973704
I don't always walk

but when I do

I meme

what the fuck is a polyrhythm

Mate decided not to go to uni to do an apprenticeship

No good ones round here so he did a meme one in retail which was basically just him working in a shop for 2 years on below normal minimum wage

As soon as the apprenticeship ended they put him on a zero hours contract with like 4 hours a week so he ended up working in another shop for minimum wage lol

>>67973672
I dropped out after a few weeks. Decided to join the army instead. got injured, back trooped then kicked out before finishing basic. Thought I'd kill myself. Jumped of a bridge and only broke my leg. Got sectioned and now work sorting out fucking parcels in a warehouse.

Hope I get fucking terminal cancer desu, or at least ran over by a lorry

Lads, so i'm crunching the numbers

in Hamermesh and Biddle (1994), they indicated that of 436 women, 144 (or 33.03%) were rated a 4 or 5 in a beauty scale (1 being the least beautiful and 5 being the most beautiful)

isn't that a bit astounding?

for men, 71% (585/824) were rated a 1 or 2

that means 71% of us are ugly fucks in this thread right NOW

>>67973754
Those numbers are greatly skewed since we're on 4chan.

hey now HEY now don't dream it's over
hey now HEY now when the world comes in

>>67973771
so you think that 71% should be higher?

Got an apple watch boys. It was free but I still feel ripped off.

>>67973724
You want to live in a city or in the sticks? I hear Hanoi is a bit shit.

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>took a shit in the girl flatmates bathroom and didnt flush
>she didnt think it was me because thought I was out of town

https://www.instagram.com/brodiemeow/

c u t e

dumb frogposter

>>67973743
christ lad

>>67971814

Britain at least thrice tried and thrice failed to destroy America.

Fuck Britain, and Fuck the British people. Fuck all of you, and I am very happy that you are being over-run and racially replaced.

>>67973743
Things will get better

>>67973724
taiwan's a bad prospect for moving there, it's a bit like japan how it's an established economy without a growing economy but without having the interest/ size of being japan
vietnam is good, favourite SEA nation for me. transport is definitely an issue, even with a car traffic would be an issue.
I wouldn't worry about disease, as a foreigner you'll be living in hygienic conditions and with properly prepared food.

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>>67973794
>can I get the time lad?
>hand it here or my big mate will have a word with you

Absolutely sick of the Irish who post in /brit/

Always a sad lot

>>67973790
Yeah

>>67973803
I'd probably go to Saigon since its more "modern" and has more expats
I hear Vietnamese is pretty hard to learn so I'd like to have white people to talk to.
desu the city just has more facilities and jobs.
the country is nice but I'd rather just travel there than live in the Viet boonies eating rice and no meat every day.

>>67973805
delete this image mate

>>67973830
>60%

Applied for a semester abroad at Georgia tech doing mechanical engineering next year lads

Got uni of Texas at austin as my backup

Depends on my grade in comparison to the grades of others who apply to see if I get in or not

>>67973754
71% were a 1 or a 2?

Must just be bantz that's impossible

>>67973805
delete this image mate

>>67973890
delete this image mate, it's a hate symbol now

>>67973890
delete this image mate

>>67973743
can always fall back on teaching english

as long as you aren't a complete runt it's an easy job to get all around europe without needing experience

>>67973890
delete this image mate

>>67973832
>Vietnam is good, favorite SEA nation for me
yea I've heard a lot of good things about it, before I never really even considered it at all, I was mostly looking at Thailand and the big East Asian countries.

Taiwan is a very nice country but kids are the biggest teaching market and Taiwan has the lowest birth rate on earth I think, not to mention cost of living is fairly high. while the jobs don;t pay the same as either Korea or Japan.

Vietnam I'd be getting the same wages or close to them, but spending a fraction for everything I'd need.

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>>67973883
That is what the report says

http://www.nber.org/papers/w4518

Made this table

to give a visual

saw an add for a teaching post in France. 1250 euros a month with living/food/transport costs paid for

>>67973859
Don't know much about Saigon. All I know about their language is all their words only have one syllable and when they say "book" in English it's quite funny.

Anyway, beautiful country when you feel like doing a bit of holidaying around.. Also some Vietnamese girl was telling about a place where it has every season in one day, Like warm in the morning, hot in the afternoon, rain virtually every evening and cold at night. Sounds comfy.

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we're all going to die one day, not just us individually, humanity in general

it will all be just this anomalous speck of activity in a cold, vast, and empty universe that won't notice or care about our brief existence

>>67973946
teaching what

>>67973890
mate gonna need you to delete this

>>67973938
a very visual example of autism well done

>>67973906
The fuck would I want to travel around Europe for?

Plus I hate kids

>>67973964

English ofc

just need any degree and to have taken a uni course in french

>>67973946
m8 did it in germany. older students who could already speak basic english so he didn't have a language barrier problem

easy, good money and you get to travel.

>>67973997
delete

>>67973938
I'm observing table 1 on page 36 and it looks to me that only 30% were rated <3

>>67973952
It's really quite funny when you think about it. We're fucking doomed entirely, everything we ever do or achieve is all for nothing. Any record of it will no longer exist.

>>67974018
delete this

all that she wants is another baby
she's gone tomorrow boy
all that she wants is another baby heya

>>67974018
that's why you should be making the most of the life you have here while you can instead of denying it and running away from the self.

>>67973952
There are people alive right now that will die later on today. And the world will keep going whether they are aware or not

>>67974033
Why? What value does it have? What is the point of life anyway?

>>67974061
>>67974061
>>67974061

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>>67973833

>>67974068
>page 2

Why FFS?

>youtube specific artist mix
>throws in random shite every few tracks

the 'tube is walking on thin ice to a belting

>>67974009
That's what I said though

71% of men were rated a 1 or a 2, with 1 being the least beautiful

29% being a 4 or a 5

I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist