/balt/ + /ausnz/

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Let's start the thread with a toast to good health

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and another toast to tsar

and i wish i had all this alcohol irl desu hahah

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me rn thinking of some posts that I could make....

The Tsar represents the ultimate defiance to communistic regimes.

And your thoughts?

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Sieg fucking Heil

got work tomorrow hahah and it's pretty late.

my boss is a bit unbearable, she has her right hand man and they gossip together all the time

literally fuck me tbnh ahahaha

I got enemies, got a lot of enemies

i got girls in real life tryna fuck up my day

i got real shit poppin with my family too

got a lot of people tryina drain me of this energy

the "3d woment aren't important" lith didn't post again.

as you can probably see I have very strong attention to detail

Ya boy seem happy as fuck but truthfully ya boy lonely

>tfw it's literally just me contributing to the thread.

Might as well rename it to just me...

I think you're beyond help, might as well just end it twobeeh

>>67968109
>"contributing "

Grandmother died, didn't cry not a tear

And started to think, like "what the fuck just happened?"
I never had a death and I just seen her a week ago

>tfw they haven't found a cure for the common autism

>>67968109
Go on I'm listening
>>67968145
I'm sorry :'(

just gotta keep living i guess

>>67968160
I think you're still in shock to be honest.

me the new tsar of /balt/ - thoughts?

>this one yank unrionically replying to my autism posts

have my driving test in a couple hours
feel like im gonna fail haha

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>>67968181
They did tho.

welcome to /balt/ - population - 1

>>67968213
i think this is a good idea since nobody seems to object.

>>67968252
not yet hahahahahaha

>>67968234
Everyone needs to vent their feelings. I think it's good to see a therapist so you can get these things out because bottling them up inside will just make it hurt worse.

24(now 25) of the 34 posts in this thread we're made by me. that's more than a half

getting pretty tired at this point :)

gonna go to bed night night.

just fucking kill yourself, you autistic slav

no one cares about your "problems"

if i wouldn't have to wake up next morning i'd keep going though, don't assuyme this is my limit

can't sleep, feeling a bit anxious to be frank.

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member when people used to post on /balt/? I member.

the so called /ausnz/ powerhours

Oi g'day roit m8cunts

>1 fucking new post
>ONE NEW POST
>rush to check it out
>it's a conadien

Yeah nah Im from Oz, just out here in Whistlah doing a bit of ski

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>>67968959
damn you got rekt it's like watching someone run into a signpost

>>67968868
> criticising countries where people go outside

anyone know any free steam games that aren't fucking awful?

bonus points for strategy or rpg

>>67969153
Some of the old total war games are super cheap

>latvia

>>67969199
i've got shogun 2 but none of the dlc, and used to just win by spamming peasants constantly and using autoresolve which sort of ruined it

>>67969260
Yeah, they do sorta turn into anon vs scripting errors after a while.

I remember in Rome 1 if you retreated across a bridge at just the right moment the ai would just run their whole army straight into the river and drown. Beat armies 1000 vs 15 like that.

>>67969335
kek

i can't even remember the last time i saw a game and thought 'yes i would spend money on that to play that'

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hello ethnic australian who comes from a land down under here

how is it going my fellow australian posters, what a swell day it is

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>>67967905
>ultimate defiance
>shot after spending months under arrest

>>67969740
that asian is fat

>>67969799
rude

>>67969844
sorry :(

>>67969740
will you be my bf?

WAKE UP

>>67969895
can you handle the BKC (big korean cock)?

>>67970075
Go home

where is the real /ausnz/

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>>67970123
I've never left Australia

>>67970125
c*ngolombians out

>>67970161
I will be out once you tell me

>>67970189
/ausnz/ is a state of mind

only important post in this itt

LITHUANIA FUCK

having a tea chaps

>>67969421
>last time i saw a game and thought 'yes i would spend money on that
No Man's Sky 2bh

Really glad I didn't...

>go outside
>come back inside
>freckles have developed on my face and arms

And your thoughts?

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h-hello ._.

>>67969100
>going outside
kys, normie cunt

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ni hao

>>67972409
The only way to cure the Ranga is to kill the head ranga

i want to hear your aussie accents pls
>>67972615
>>67972672

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>some cunts don't have cool big boy's history

good morning

>>67973068
morning bud

straya pls wake up, I suddenly realised I want your attention

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>tfw car overheated in the middle of an intersection and I barely made it to the island

fucking hell lads I'm a bit screwed tbqh

>>67973713
update: called a tow truck

>>67973713
looks hot

>>67972647
me on the left

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based tradie is here to save the day

>>67973995
30 degrees

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we did it reddit

now I just need to walk to Belconnen 12km away

>>67974256
Does the disco normally give you problems?

>>67974087
>winter
>30 degrees
absolutly disgusting

>>67974402
> Russian education

>>67974166
>>67974256
lol thats a big car

>>67974417
>28th of november
>not having winter with snow n stuff
absolutly haram

>>67974392
I've had some issues with the water, I took it to a mechanic a month ago and he said it was good, I told the tow guy to take it back to them. It's been fine since then, been using it everyday but then it just died on me with no warning after I stopped at the intersection.

>>67974441
it's summer tho

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>>67974441
I bet you were top of your class

>>67974441
dumbass lmao

>>67974492
>having summer at november
lmao outcasts

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noticed that my name reads similarly to comatose which is a state i am in right now

>>67974602
>comatose
>of or in a state of deep unconsciousness for a prolonged or indefinite period, especially as a result of severe injury or illness
bash your head against the wall a bit more and you'll be there

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>>67974647
my mind is unconscious but I still scream

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2TZ0aHSdHg

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does a dead man walking deserve to live

>>67974753
type that sentence in latvian I want to see what it looks like

how's da life, mikoto? leaving to school?

>>67974763
vai staigājoš mironis ir pelnijis dzīvot

>>67974834
interesting

good morning. how are you all?

>>67975080
Sleepy

>>67975080
personally seeing if boredom can be fatal

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>>67974823
staying home today

>>67975110
mikoto have you ever thought of putting chinpo in your mouth?

>>67975119
no
hbu

>>67975133
liar

>>67975089
what time is it in new zealand?

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>>67975143
I'm pretty straight tbx

>>67975148
that's none of your business dickhead

>>67975148
time for you to get a watch haha

>>67975165
i wan't talking to you, you aussie cunt

>>67975192
say that to my face wanker

>>67975183
pff, who uses watches in these days

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Is there life after death? because I feel pretty dead right now

>>67975208
i'm not a pussy. i will say that to your face

>>67975228
literally meet me at the kmart carpark in whyalla at 6 oclock and we'll settle this like men

>>67975242
>kmart
>not giving cunts the bash outside kfry
http://www.newshub.co.nz/nznews/video-shows-moments-before-mangere-east-kfc-fight-2016083011
very unoceanic of you

>>67975242
lol there isn't a kmart there i live 5 minutes away

>>67975285
just picked a random place to be honest, me and the lads are flying to latvia right now, this cunt is getting his ticket punched

>>67975301
are you a fucking pussy?? you can't fight me one on one?

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>impligen ull get pass me
haha big joke man
must be messing

>>67975301
SELLING TICKETS TO FIGHT OF THE CENTURY LADS

AUSTRALIAN MAN FLIES TO OBSCURE EX-SOVIET COUNTRY TO FIGHT MAN WHO LITERALLY JUST ASKED FOR THE TIME. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

>>67975328
winning is the only way of life that I know

>>67975183
Hahaha

>>67975339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_5csC-ZWlc

>>67975348
then i'm gonna call my lads and ask them to join with me because i'm not gonna lose to an aussie

>>67975366
>>67975399
topkek it's going down now

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hey lads i passed my driving test and got my license

>>67975613
about time

>>67975653
woah what the fuck did you say about time me and my friends will fuck you up

>>67975613
sick

time for a night out on the pub

>>67975705
you should fly over there and beat the shit out of him man i wouldn't take that lying down

>>67975705
ok but let me know when you're almost here so i can tell mom we're having company

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haha

>>67975970
ayyyyy XD

>>67976127
me in the blue

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>>67976127
being mean is fun

>>67976156
daily reminder this is bully-free general.

>>67976127
okay I promise never to be mean again

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>>67976179
no

>>67976205
*to my friends.

I'm going to be rude to fuckwits

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>>67976215
yes
very fun

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>>67976276
not at all

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*sharts into the thread*

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>>67976310

i wish anime lithuanian would give me a (you) and not be passive aggressive

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>>67976394
what about anime russian giving you (you)?

just woke up and the same thread is still up what a bunch of basket cases you all are.

>tfw the most active poster

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pic rel: the gf

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>Lithuania-sama will never notice you

some stupid australian told me (in a different thread) that all latvians should be killed

gonna ignore him though

that's what you're supposed to do when you're famous.

get yous an move on, no time to look back

life is too short to reply to people so you just have to keep posting

>>67976493
yeah that's good too

if you read ppls posts you are wasting valuable time that you could have spent on posting, that's my motto

the hard part is coming up with good contributions to the thread constantly

mikoto has lost his mind

you only have 30 seconds to come up with a post to be as efficient as possible.

wonder why people think im mikoto

MANY SUCH CASES

ill have to fix that and i probably know how

Latvia is a poor and powerless country

not that i'll tell any of you but i do have a plan

SAD!

girl i've been messaging said she has a bf so now i'm going to be a fatfuck and drink a tonne of beer and order some eagleboys fuck life

the execution of that plan will start very soon and I have the necessary resources

Get a trip so I can filter your ramblings please and thank you

had a traditional latvian dish for breakfast: literally nothing

bless don't murders me

gonna grab something to eat while on my way to work

>>67976648
can you please send me some pizza i'm hungry thanks. also beer. cheers

the problem with that though is that it costs a shit ton of money and I don't have that either

this is a must read material therefore we won't be doing any filtering in these threads.

what do we have here now

>little sister rubbing my leg AGAIN
and why is she breathing so heavily
annoying tbx

i don't know if i prefer /bantz/ being quiet or latvia's autistic ramblings

THE NUMBERS MASON WHAT DO THEY MEAN

>>67976674
nah it's all mine i need it tough break M8

>>67975970
any more of these?

I truly am an insane man.

what would my mother say about this

help me please find a cure for autism

>>67976711
i like mikoto he's a free spirit that makes me feel less cynical in this shitshow world

actually he acts like a tard and it makes a great spectator sport

fuck ur mother hahahahahaha

that girl is a real crowd pleaser.

Stalin didn't go far enough desu

fuck l*tvia

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here u go mate
no problems

okay I have to go now

56 posts in this thread made by me in this ITT so far. that's roughly 1/4 of all posts itt

Im fucking unbeatable. IM powerful AAAAAA

Hotpocket this cunt please

>mummy needs her cummies again
oh well bye guys

I joined skype group on r9k once and there I realised how many literal kids browsed this site. No way I will ever post anything that will damage your childish psychics, kids.

>>67976807
>going on r9k

for what purpose

>>67976762
Couldn't agree more desu.

>>67976807
/r9k/ is a kids board though, not surprised

hey, mikoto, do you have any oficcial diagnose? just wondering.

>>67976852
oficcial heaagagha XSD

>>67976831
implying this is not a kids' board. just look at alex or mikoto.

THEY BURNED THE GÄVLEGOAT, REEE

>>67976866
true

really would like to make some more posts desu

but i really have to go

>>67976852
vitamin d3 defiency (this is why I'm a bit pale)

i might have been born autistic but at least I'm not (and god forgive me for writing these words) a new zealander or an austrlalian

I always forget which vowels should I double in the double vowel'd words. English is retarded language.

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pedokoto is cutie

>>67976958
>c
>vowel
lmao you really are retarded

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Wait a minute there is too little lithuanians in here. Have something happened when I way away?

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>>67976977

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>>67976979
just stop responding me already. go draw your autistic maps, retard.

>>67975613
Me too. I passed last Monday

>>67977048
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consonant
educate yourself dumb cunt

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NBN won't be available until March next year

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>>67976723

>>67977126
i am of the belief that i will never fucking get nbn

>>67976562
i'm not stupid

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>>67976723
.

>>67975970
>>67977140
>>67977215
>there are people who find this shit funny

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>>67977227
wtf shut up

>>67977307
so fonny omg i am laffing so hard

>>67977095
neck yourself already

>>67977360
retard haha

bored in class m8s send help

oh look guys the last lithuanian who is still alive

any other ausfags here play overwatch and don't main soldier 76?

being good is optional

The cold weather is making the Baltics very grumpy

>>67977455
i thought it was always cold there

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>>67977455
This should warm them up

>>67977501
good sausie, would spend a gold coin on/10

>>67977501
what time does bunnings close

>>67977501
Is that a special bread for that? Or just regular plain white slice of loaf?

>>67977501
wtf is that food?

>>67977579
It's probably cheap white bread that costs a dollar a loaf

It's the way god intended sausages to be eaten

>>67977579
regular bread

>>67977592
it is a sausage on bread and it tastes really good unless you're a faggot

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Australian food is quite interesting..

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>>67977604
>>67977613
I see, do you guys drink ES with it?

Some retard killed himself in a car crash on Pramogu Arena which is why I had to wait 40 fucking minutes in a traffic jam

/balt/ is lit

>>67977501
this is pretty fucking good

>>67977748
how typical for Lithuania

>juodasis penkadienis
Cringe

>>67977748

>living so far away from things that you have to drive

Pleb earth killer.

haha it's black friday and I have no money for shopping. that irony.

>>67977832
actually is monday

>>67977832
Pawn

I want Estonian naziboo to sing me nazi songs ^^

>>67977832
>Australians have summer in November
>Russian have black Friday on Monday
wtf is wrong with the rest of the world?

>>67977850
it will be soon

I have -$11.13 in my bank account haha

>>67977875
>Americans get lost in generals and post on /balt/ instead of /cum/
yeah, I wonder.

>>67967757
>Tsar of Poland
Since when poland was tsardom?
He should have title of king of poland

>>67977907
im not lost i post in this itt on purposex , thanks))))

>>67977939
no sex for you here, yank

>>67977927
He is the Tsar

>>67977968
no sex for you anywhere ruskie

>>67977977
nice digits

>>67978002
how come I sex'd ur mum yesterday then? XD

>>67977894
how much do you take blowies for XD

>>67977977

russia was tsardom, that's why he was called tsar
But poland wasn't tsardom

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wrong

Free blowjobs

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3D women are NOT important.

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>>67978220

>>67978220
stop embarrassing yourself

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hmm

Fucking for 500 rubles a day is worthy or not?

>>67978245
Mesmerizing post.

>>67978245
REALLY late

>>67978220
>>67978274
delet this and dont ever post in this itt again thanks

>>67978302
ok

>>67978281
With 500 rub you cannot buy loaf of bread

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That's it, lads. I decided to forget about Arturas and abandon this general forever.
I mean since my love isn't mutual I should finally stop abusing him. ;-;

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>>67978283

>>67978327
please don't leave
i love you

>>67978220
oh well you're my friendo from skype (forgot ur name, bud). hehe you told me you didn't post on /int/, lil lier.

>>67978361
i know u love me but u aren't arturas :c

where did the estonians go

>>67978429
They live in the WiFi forest

>>67978429
killed themselves after discovering that they are slavs

>>67978429
russians finally finished the job, latvians and lithuanians are next

>>67978429
he's sleeping so far. adult esties and liths will come later at the evening and night.

2D "women" are NOT important

I bet I could beat every single one of you in a dick measuring contest.

>>67978525
I'm quite good at measuring dicks in all honesty

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>he thinks he have a chance

>>67978525
why don't you uh take off that jabroni outfit and we'll settle it right here

>>67978543
kek

>>67978525
{proofs}

>>67978525
>not even posting a measurement of your dick
pfft

I swear to god I'll cut my veins right now if Lithuania will not prove his statement!

skipped school haha
at the gym now
63kg squat ye boi

>>67978644
i'll tell youre mum

>>67978644
you'd better eat more food.

>>67978644
Wow 1.5 times bodyweight. Good work twinkboi.

>>67978675
actly it's 70% body weight

why'd you change your name mikoto?

We will NOT torture prisoners, Lord Bolton.

Easteronians haha

>>67978718
i was compromised
THEY found me

>>67978749
>>67978749
>>67978749

last

no me

lies

i think not

but i do

gonna kick ur arse m8

ur gay

for you