United Kingdom of Great Ireland and Britain edition
Horrible edition.
>>67963639
It's an amazing edition, don't lie.
the gf
I'll post here
no chance im posting in the yank edition
>>67963872
This pretty much.
>>67963872
the only reasonable compromise is the irish edition
>>67963646
>>67963646
Watching a film
Would tell you what it is but don't want it spoiled
Just decide on a general you autists.
>>67963959
What is it?
>>67963959
>posting on 4chan while watching a film
If you end up asking anyone you're watching it with what's happening I'm going to bate you for them.
>>67964009
Titanic
Whoever thought up of its story had some imagination
>>67964054
The boat sinks in the end.
we're all here lads
>>67963606
>>67963606
>>67963606
>>67964054
It sinks
>>67964054
funny lad
>>67964092
No we're not.
Fuck off.
>>67964092
fuck off
People who have boring and facile opinions and observations are more Irish than those who do not.
>>67964138
yes we ARE
might hav a wank before bed
Will the yank ever fuck off?
>>67964163
You fuck off also.
>>67964166
Fuck off
>>67964166
no we're not
>tfw no average irish gf
>>67963606 → >>67963606 →
>>67963606 → >>67963606 →
>>67963606 → >>67963606 →
>>67963606 → >>67963606 →
>>67963606 → >>67963606 →
>>67963606 → >>67963606 →
I'm a representative of the general headquarter staff of Republican Action Against Anime, the RAAA. I don't see any merit in discussing individuals as targets. So if I was to say that the people who legislate for the anime shitposting in /éire/ know well that they all remain targets. And I'm sure that Mr. Frogweeb when he goes down upon his knees with a mirror checking underneath his car in the morning, remembers the terror she inflicted on /éire/. Our strategy is that through the effective use of shitposting warfare, and through continually maintaining an effective fighting force, we will eventually sap the political will of the weeb shitposters to remain in /éire/.
>>67964224
>I will never be able to watch Akame ga kill for the first time again
>>67964263
>animenonce fedoraing
LMBO
M
B
O
People who need to fuck off
The Yank
The humourless autistic sheltered anime pedo frog
>>67964311
agree with 50% of this post
People who need to fuck off
The Yank
>>67964311
This so fucking much
Bring back sabhsaí or German mick or lar. He was mildly interesting, these fucks just shite on the general.
Fuck it, swooce is better than those 2.
>>67964311
disagree with 50% of this post
>I will never be able to watch FLCL for the first time again
>>67964417
babbys first anime
>>67964442
>"It's entry level so it's bad"
>>>/a/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mj7iXwtqAp
think this is my magnum opus lads
>>67964473
where did i say that? still you weebs are such CASUALS
>>67964310
I'll keep posting anime if it makes you angry ;)
asuka>rei
only weebs and zipperheads disagree
>>67964547
it doesnt so stop
CASUAL
>>67964311
im not even sure how the yank hasnt been banned for underage
he admits it all the time, he posts from high school half the time
>>67964547
French fag now using VPN/proxy to post his pedo fantasies
Let me be clear
Anime is NOT allowed I'm /eire/, end of story full stop
We've driven Jaggy, Roorah, Ellen and the rest out once and we'll do it again
>>67964688
I'm not frogweeb dummy.
And you'll never kick me out, not unless you somehow convince the mods to ban me even though I'm objectively doing nothing wrong.
>>67964688
>drove out
they left for the skypegroup
>>67964648
because being a hogh schooler doesnf mean youre underage
you can go to high school till youre 22 years old. back in the day 70 year olds used to go to high school to get their diploma.
>>67964688
>I'm /éire/
sorry sweety but that would be me ;)
>>67964311
>The humourless autistic sheltered anime pedo frog
Sheltered? Humourless?
>>67964688
These new anime posters are so bland though
>>67964688
>Anime is NOT allowed I'm /eire/, end of story full stop
Anime has always been part of /éire/. Don't rewrite history.
Would relish the opportunity to DOOF the french anon right in the fucking chin.
>>67964804
What would you consider non-bland then?
Spamming memes?
Discussing the IRA for the one-billionth time?
RAAA will HEEM any weebshit
>>67964868
Responses like this
>>67964911
>>67963959
So is it a Catholic film or Protestant film?
Is there anything better than police shows for late-night TV watching?
Road wars was tops
>>67964961
it's jewish
I remember when my mam searched through my bedroom because she thought I was storing/doing drugs there.
She found my stash of sextoys (collars, cuffs, etc.). Never searched through my room again.
Wish we could all stop fighting and get along bonding over mutual hatred of the swissyank.
>>67964829
Never apart more like autistics always posted it and jerked each other while sharing pictures of children in their skypegroup, typically there but never welcome
>>67965052
>mutual hatred
really dont get where this meme comes from
>>67965042
Would relish the opportunity to tie you up, dollface ;)
Getting sick of these Weebs.
I want to inform /éire/ that there is a difference between intellectualy inclined Nipponophiles ^^ and infantile Weebs.
>>67965071
There's really nothing wrong with anime reaction images.
I'm not sure where the problem lies here.
>>67964911
>relevant response accompanied by an anime image
You're easily triggered.
>>67965071
>anime reaction images shouldn't be allowed on a website that wouldn't exist were it nor for anime
wew
>>67965071
>he isn't a member of the elite skype cabal
>>67965217
>he isn't in the ultimate telegram /eire/ group picked from only the select few pulling the strings from behind
>>67965000
A Catholic Jew or a Proddy Jew?
it's hilarious when i said weebs had no sense of humour and they're literally proving me right itt
taking every post so seriously what dryshites and it's EVERY fucking thread kek
>>67965332
From what I can tell you have no sense of humor either.
>>67965408
>humor
>>>/int/cum
Can all you cunts stop fighting? We get it like you hate eachother
Sort out a fucking scrap or shut it
>>67965453
Tbh 90% of the fighting would stop if I didn't post here
Maybe I should leave
>>67965453
29th november,
4am.
The spire.
be there
weebs be warned: You will encounter a major doofing
>>67965332
>I was only pretending to be retarded
the next /éire/ meetup will be in a cage
>>67965528
>29th November
Nah m8, I'll be playing FFXV
>>67965528
There ya go boys, fight's sorted. I'll document it for the cringe
>>67965533
i wasn't pretending :p
gonna fuckin impale the weebs on the spire
That poxy song on the eir ad pisses me off
one two three
dot ie
just log on and save money!
>>67965719
Away tae fuck ya yank spastic.
>>67965770
i'll see ya on tuseday
>>67965803
Put up your dukes. I'll be seeing you
i honest to god would show to an /éire/ scrap if it was a fiver on the bus from portlaoise instead of a grand on the plane
also i'm pretty sure it's impossible to get to ireland in like a day
>>67965986
People with disability get free travel lad don't worry
>>67966060
literally not how it works
1/1/17
Meet me down the Paki shop, beside the chipper and we will see who the bigger man is here.
Good night /éire/
>>67966233
Wakw up Maria!!!!
drawing a pentagram like that one in Sherlock Holmes lads, curses seemed to have worked but I need to do further study, il keep you posted.
These images need to be updated to include the Yank.
if i lived in canada i'd want to live in the quebecois taiga
el irlandiANO
jajajajajjj
good people
>>67967347
class
>>67967058
That image is fairly rude desu.
>>67967347
Disgusting accent desu
If you want to sound like a yank fuck off over to America
>>67963583
excellent edition
>>67964210
mate
of
mine
>>67967844
Bounced her head off the ground
Made French onion soup lads
>>67967933
Sounds gross.
Dad wants to give me a grand for Christmas.
He gave me a grand for my birthday. How do I like tell him he's giving me too much money?
>>67968465
"No, you're giving me too much money. I'd rather a (insert small gift here)"
And boom, sorted
>>67968662
"Anon son. I still have the tbshousan euros for you "
Dudes drunk. I think he has it in cash already.
>>67968773
Then just slip it back to him whenever mate
>>67968465
Middle Class OUT
>>67968815
That's the plan
>>67968845
I'm pretty sure he taking it from the credit union desu
Hi
>>67971170
Brits out
>>67971335
bye
What's you lads' favourite ketchup brand?
Been using Kandee since like 2008, but I changed to Heinz last week, and it's much better imo.
our thread needs more paddys
>>67972615
>>67972672
Morning
sage
gonna let this one die, not a fan of paedo or cuck OPs.
reviving this thread, sorry nordie
or is my ban done
maidin mhaith
>>67979978
doesn't look like 300 posts to me fám
Your overlord is here
Gerry's going to big Fidel's funeral it seems
Morning.
>>67979978
Hundred or so posts early m8
>>67982242
bum
>>67982286
Rude.
Want to start keeping a diary lads
Does anyone here keep one?
>>67983016
I'm not a 6 year old girl, so no.
>>67983016
tried doing one in Irish a few months ago and got tired of it
have very little happening to warrant one though
hi
>>67983108
alri
>>67983016
>Entry 1: Woke up, drank tea, posted on 4chan, watched anime and TV, ate, went to bed
>Entry 2: Same us before except I went downtown for a while
>Year of our Lord and Saviour 2016
>STILL no qt Irish gf
come on lads
tell me how i get a qt irish gf
TELL ME REEEEEEE
>>67983225
I can fix you up with someone senpai.
>>67983257
is she a qt?
is she a she?
>>67983257
GIVE HER TO ME YOU CUNT
>>67983580
FUCK OFF PADDY CUNT SHE'S MY WAIFU
>>67983016
Tried doing one for a bit but when I looked back I cringed at what I wrote. The mother got me a journal for 2016/17 so I want to use it before it's wasted, can't think of much to write though.
Ich hatt' einen Kameraden,
Einen bessern findst du nit.
Die Trommel schlug zum Streite,
Er ging an meiner Seite
In gleichem Schritt und Tritt.
>>67983617
FUCK
OFF
I NEED THIS
I WON'T LET YOU TAKE ANY MORE OF OUR WOMEN AND RUIN THEM WITH YOUR SHITTY TANNED WEATHER
>>67983279
>>67983580
>>67983617
I was only having a laugh, la
cant be asked getting another gf or shagging but im 20 so wheeey gotta do it eh lads
haha
>>67983741
>la
go back to hong kong
>IRELAND IS WHIIIIIIIIIIITEEEEEE
go fuck yourself PADDIES PIECES OF FUCKING DIGUTING GROSS PIG SHIT
>18 years of being urself and no gf
> 1 night of not being urself and i get a gf
hmm
>>67983779
be grateful we sent our best and brightest to save your shithole
>>67983741
You ruined my dreams of being in love.
>>67983823
fake it till ya make it as they say in america
>>67983770
>another gf
Bitches leave.
>>67983779
>Ireland is white
No one has ever said this.
>>67983779
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cFTG94wcrz0
can you imagine these lads marching down whatever dublin's main street is
fucking terrifying
>>67983921
>whatever dublin's main street is
>>67984018
He knows nothing about Ireland, we've been over this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaKwBX9aiLw
>average loyalist in these threads
>>67984018
>>67984159
dont give a shit for where dublin's main street is
portlaoise's main street is called main street and thats all that ever mattered to md
Belfast is more Irish than Dublin.
>>67984235
statistically untrue
Dublin is more British than Belfast.
>>67984488
Good post.
Here lads my little brother is looking for work. Whats an easy job to get for a 20yr old with no experience?
>>67984580
wanker
>>67984603
You fuck off ye absolute weapon
>>67984580
Wish I knew.
>>67984649
Don't give it attention.
Móra na maidine daoibh buachaillí
>>67984580
>Whats an easy job to get for a 20yr old with no experience?
He could try doing internships or volunteer work to polish up his CV while applying for other work.
>>67984693
it's 2 ye sad bastard
>>67984699
I suggested that too but he wants to start earning a bit of cash
>>67984699
>internships
>volunteer work
Disgusting.
>>67984745
gigolo
>>67984745
Drug dealing doesn't need any qualifications afaik. Or he could get a trade.
>>67984823
t.no ambition
>>67984715
Don't judge me
>>67984904
*judges you*
>>67984927
I specifically requested the opposite of this
>>67984902
Ambition is a buzzword. No way I'm looking after shitfaced druggies or old people whose families hate them enough to put them in a home. And especially not for free. You'd have to be a real dumb fuck to do something for no monetary compensation.
>>67984991
You know you can volunteer with other things, right? I'm helping my local TD for instance.
>>67984904
>>67984944
I'm not judging you.
>>67984927
I am judging you.
>>67984944
*tolerates your apathy*
>>67985024
Good lad
>he helps his TD for zero euros
>>67985022
>I'm helping my local TD for instance.
Right little lick arse aren't you? Sucking up to the right crowd from the off.
Behaviour like this, that can only be described as a symptom of our cronyism and gombeenism culture is what destroyed this country.
>>67986777
what's up your hole
Friends keep saying that I always sound condescending when I speak, it's literally just my accent and how I pronounce certain words.
>>67986927
Naw that makes no sense lad, you're most likely condescending
>lad no offense but you sound condescending sometimes
>"no you're wrong"
Hmmm
>>67986866
Clearly I'm right since you couldn't even defend your despicable behaviour kek
>>67987041
I'm not him
are you some butthurt gommunist
>>67986777
>having a whinge just because you feel like it
If you don't like the rules of the game, don't play it. Don't sit there and whine because some of us have a bit of ambition about ourselves and you've nought. Fucking armchair commentator.
>>67987034
Not like that
I'd be asked a question and I'd answer it. Then they'd butt in with the "But are ye sure/I thought..." and then I reassure my answer.
They say their 'condescending' part in a joking manner, however it's become all too common nowadays.
>>67987128
>then they'd butt in
Bit of a condescending way to describe their curiosity
>>67987168
Awful choice of words imo, could've been better.
Maybe I am condescending
>>67987093
I'm just not an adolescent who has no clue of the endemic issues in this country.
>>67987125
Wow, literally the most English post I've ever seen. I won't keep you mate, go back to sucking off your precious TD.
>>67987240
I am a bit aswell, hard to help when you're certain you're correct. Work on it lad
>>67987259
>mate
>most English post I've ever seen
>I'm just not an adolescent who has no clue of the endemic issues in this country.
>>67987290
I have to. It's not exactly an adjective I'd like to attributed to myself.
>>67987259
>>67987355
>mate
>>67987408
>irish, australians and kiwis don't say mate
>fedora posting is a /brit/ meme
you have to go back
>>67987509
Alright mate, calm down, 's just a joke mate. Wah ya gettin so fackin aggressive for mate?
>>67987509
>Irish don't say mate
Only Belfastians and jackeens
>>67987579
>c-calm d-down i was j-just joking
lmao
>>67987664
>irish, australians and kiwis don't make jokes
you have to go back
>>67987706
jokes are meant to be funny, unless it's the joke that is your life that's just sad :((((
>>67987786
Absolute cracker, mate.
Thought this was cool
>>67987843
sorry i was aggressive and hurt your feelings
What's with all the horrible editions lads?
nothing more grating than a jackeen saying mate with their pseudo-english accents
>>67988036
west brits prefer the threads of their fellow saxons to a celtic thread
>>67988036
Look at the post above you, we're inundated with S*xons and S*cialists, it's only a matter of time before they start ruining the editions.
>tfw father's a jackeen
>tfw ma's a culchie
>tfw have a culchie accent with some jackeen slang
literally /worst accent/
Jesus! Would ye look at the time!
>>67988193
try that and then slapping some kraut on top of it
>Born and raised in Dublin
>moved to countryside when young
>have a Dublin accent but nobody can ever place where in Dublin, can also impersonate west/south-west, nordee and scouse accents with reasonable accuracy
>don't use any slang
Truly /greatest accent/
>>67988232
Yeah, but you actually sound like you've got autism or something that is in some form mentally capacitating.
>>67988193
Vocaroo the first paragraph of the proclamation
>>67988193
>from the back arse of nowhere
>parents from the back arse of nowhere
>it's culchie central
>accent is neutral as fuck
No one can ever tell me where they think my accent is from, feelsbadman
>>67988371
>No one can ever tell me where they think my accent is from, feelsbadman
It's all this yank and brit media being blasted on all the radio's and tvs. I swear to God some kids in my town sound like proper yanks despite being fully Irish
>>67988455
Next time I hear a child say "mom" I'm going to drop the cunt
>>67988565
It's ma, mam, mammy, mum, mummy, first name, or the mother.
>mum, mummy
>>67988630
>mum, mummy,
fuck off s*xon
>>67988630
>first name
>>67988722
ive been calling my mother by her first name for like 16 years
your literally a child if you can't use their first name
>>67988455
Ah I don't sound like a Yank or a Brit lad, but yeah I know what you mean, I hear plenty of that shite as well
>>67988565
Yeah? Nearly everyone I know says mom, myself included
>>67988780
>ive been calling my mother by her first name for like 16 years
>>67988273
thats literally just my accent
>>67988828
Kill yourself, you yank imitating pox
>>67988828
>Nearly everyone I know says mom, myself included
>>67988877
>mentally capacitating
hahaha reddener
>>67988880
>>67988911
must be a west cork thing, boys
>anything other than ma, mam, or mammy
fuck off saxon yank knacker jackeen twat
>eh ellen have ya got me fags luv
have to be a proper scumbag for that
>Nearly everyone I know says mom, myself included
>ive been calling my mother by her first name for like 16 years
>>67988986
Disgusting carry on desu
>no one has ANY argument for what is wrong with calling your mother by her first name
not surprised that these threads are so shite, look even earlier in the thread where people make posts and no one has an argument just decide to start epic memespouting!
>>67989249
It's a respect thing, isn't it?
>>67989249
It's disrespectful you fucking retard
>>67989249
>what is wrong with calling your mother by her first name
It shows a complete and utter lack of respect for the woman that went to bother of carrying you for 9 months and then raised you for 18+ years.
Fucking disrespectful degenerate.
>>67989291
>>67989354
>>67989356
Fantastic posts.
>Ereland never manages to unite before Brian Boru
>Ireland never manages to unite after Brian Boru
>Yeah, let's just blame the Vikings on us never uniting for killing that one guy
>>67989356
so does pretending to be a NEET and spending your free time on here posting anime girls
>>67989444
>let's just blame the Vikings
But this has never happened though, the only people who think the Vikings were in any way important to Gaeldom is Scandiboo retards. Vikings were nothing more than pests that occasionally needed a smacking. It was the fucking (((Normans))) that ruined Éire
>>67989291
>mammy mammy wipe my bum!
it's more respectful to use their first name you fucking babies
>>67989568
>it's more respectful to use their first name you fucking babies
Do you also begin every text to them with "Dear Mrs."? Fucking spastic. Guarantee you're the same óinseach who was crying about TDs earlier too.
>>67989568
>it's more respectful to use their first name you fucking babies
>he doesn't show deference to his parents
West Brit detected.
>>67989568
>Connolly advocated for the use of Esperanto as an international language
wonder how shite this country'd be if he got his way
What is with this inferiority complex with you lot?
Every second post is 'west brit' this or 'jackeen' that.
>>67989502
And whose blessing did they do it with?
>>67989755
We wouldn't have a country left if Connoly had his way
>>67989826
Kek
>>67989828
>yfw Ireland becomes the main Gulag for the United Global Soviet Republics
Why do people from Northern Ireland sound more Scottish than Irish?
>>67989623
nope but stay mad you child, are you going to go cwying to your mammy :'(
>>67989667
>>67989720
none of these are arguments
>>67989955
scottish people sound northern irish not the other way round
>>67989755
That was all the rage among Communists at the time, Stalin was apparently a big admirer of it.
>>67989774
Fuck off West Brit, your kind isn't welcome here
Imagine being so autistic that you call your mother by her first name in order to be more "adult"
>>67990029
>none of these are arguments
We already provided our arguments - you responded with childish insults. Now fuck off and disrespect your mother elsewhere.
>>67990104
yeah cos he could barely speak russian lmao
>>67990145
its just plain knackerlyness
ELLEN ELLEN WIPE ME BUM BIM ;)))
Absolutely despising this yank's posts.
>>67990185
i treat and acknowledge my mother as an equal because im not stuck in some childish relationship with her that doesn't extend beyond a maternal role you cartoon wanking child
imagine being an adult and still yearning to be titfed by your ma lmao
>deirdreeeeeeeee the swiss yank is bullying me again
>>67990328
Best not to acknowledge him
Those who call their mothers by their first name are indescribably less Irish than those who do not.
>>67990353
>i treat and acknowledge my mother as an equal
>being so arrogant to believe that you are your mother or father's equal
You've done nothing to warrant being her equal considering what she has done for you (unless you take care of her in her old age for an extended period of time). The relationship between a mother and son should always be a respectful maternal one in recognition of what she sacrificed for you.
>>67990512
>mfw watching Hellsing
Is this really what nips think Europeans act like?
>>67990671
I think you misunderstood what he said lad
>>67990353
>imagine being an adult
Some of us don't have to imagine
How many girls have you:
>Shifted
>Gotten a blowie
>Shagged
>Been in a relationship with
>>67990848
I hugged a girl once, it was nice.
>>67990848
>shifted
3 or 4 when I was younger
The answer to the rest is none though.
>>67990848
We had a poll on this recently. A sizable chunk of /éire/'s userbase have never even hugged a girl.
In other words, fuck off normie.
>>67990727
mother worship ya i think i got it
real norman bates character is this french lad
>>67990941
If by norman bates you mean a Norman who bates the head off of little yuppies who sets appointments to meet their mother for a cup of tea, you'd be right.
>>67990848
0
0
0
0
xD
>>67990941
If treating your mother with the basic respect she deserves constitutes "Mother Worship" in your mind, then you really are a ungrateful, disrespectful little shite.
When I was going to school, it was always easy to spot the knacker or scumbag children because they were the ones with absolutely zero respect for their parents.
>>67990848
>Shifted
dunno, 20-30 maybe, I'm usually drunk as fuck when that happens
>Gotten a blowie
none
>Shagged
one
>Been in a relationship with
the same one, it didn't last long, either
>>67991025
bit long winded you can do better
>>67991077
>basic respect
>OH NOES U USED HER NAME :Ooooo HOW DEARS YOU!
>>67990848
>Shifted
About a dozen
>Gotten a blowie
None
>Shagged
None
>Been in a relationship with
One, not counting meme relationships you have when you're 12
test
There's nothing more eye opening than the journey home from the sesh. It's 8am and you're sitting on the bus trying not to die. You look out the window and see people going about their every day lives. A happy family, someone going to work and a lad your own age going for a jog. I bet they're content with their normal lives. No hangovers, no skag. No waking up to find a snapchat story of yourself chewing the jaw off yourself to Sandstorm.
They do not know the sesh life. That is why I do this. I do this for them. I do this for the sesh. Someone has to. I am a human of the sesh. This is my life now.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11753834
http://www.strawpoll.me/11753834
http://www.strawpoll.me/11753834
Not a fan of this first name mammy caller who's shitting up the thread. His gimmick isn't funny
>>67990848
>Shifted
3
>Gotten a blowie
1
>Shagged
1
>Been in a relationship with
1
>>67991077
>it was always easy to spot the knacker or scumbag children
Not for me since I wasn't a knacker or a scumbag so I didn't go to school with any.
>1 lad calling himself a 3 or less
;_; Your Man can't even stop himself being bullied anonymously
>>67990353
Can you ever make a post in these threads without being confrontational about something?
Fuck off you sad cunt.
>>67991268
What type of cuck doesn't consider themselves a 10/10? lmao
>>67991268
>those 7+ liars
>>67991329
>he went to a private school
That or one of those really rural ones.
>>67991332
Jaysus that went up fairly fast didn't it.
>>67991366
Being honest, I'm like a 6 lookswise. Could maybe break into being a 7 once I lift my way into a new body (I dress pretty well usually).
>he doesn't think he's the best looking lad in the thread
grow some self esteem lads
>>67991544
I'd legit be 7+ if it wasn't for my huge nose.
>>67991544
I am the best looking lad.
>>67991544
I'm not a lad.
>>67991438
>Jaysus that went up fairly fast didn't it.
At least some people are being honest.
>>67991587
If you aren't a 10/10 you just have to act like a 10/10 then you become a 10/10.
Either that or just get rich.
what kind of eejit doesnt consider himself a 10
>>67991622
Well what are you then? There are no women on this board so I fail to see what else you could be.
>>67991268
I'm a catch tb h, it's those whores who're wrong
>>67991639
But then I'd just end up being dishonest with myself.
>>67991659
one of the greatest posts ive ever seen on so many levels
Nua
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>>67991659
You're only 10 years old, muppet.