You wake up in Sparta, Greece

>walk up to random stranger
>proclaim: "THIS IS MADNESS"

>Find the nearest Canadian Embassy

>>67962965
Madness?

I am Greek

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You wake up in Isparta, Turkey.

Travel to Kalamata and get 10/10 weed and olives

>>67964665
where can i get 10/10 greek pussy?

>>67964877
Thessalonikh and Patras desu

>>67964593
>walk up to random stranger
>proclaim: "THIS IS IMADNESS"

>>67965766
NO, THIS IS ISPARTA!!!

THIS IS TURKEY

>>67966568
I am a Igreek

>>67962871
that looks lame

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Scream
>NEVER FORGET LEUCTRA
and burn the niqqa down for Epami