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Me on the grass edition
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/canada/
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My life
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I have a cold lads

Might get in bed with a hot chocolate and hold the mug with both hands like a fruit
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my ex still wears the necklace I bought her one Christmas

what does this mean? I imagine she's just wearing it as a 'fuck you' type thing but I don't think I could wear something so personal after breaking up with them
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jlYw7H-F2w
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cringiest thing i've seen in my life at 1:50, the comments too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9B7EsenfFE
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>liveleak

shan't
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>>67957048
did they just kill a kangaroo? not a fan of this webm if so
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>>67957121
It could be worse
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>>67957048
wtf? why kill it, don't they have sleep darts or something..
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It's the circle of life brah
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>>67957212
what a terrible way to go
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https://youtu.be/D9-voINFkCg

samir bls
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Heard the till girls in Home Bargains having a conversation about coke zero.

>IREEEENE ave u seen dem coke zero bokkles are 20p each? dats good in't it
>oh yeah i got 8 cans for £1.49 last week
>oh that's good in't it
>this is bokkles tho
>zero is my favourite type of coke y'know
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>decide to piss in the sink
>turn on the hot tap to auto-clean the sink as i piss into it
>bathroom now smells of boiling piss
ah yes
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>>67957233
2/2
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ah yes, these must be the beautiful asians I hear so much about
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>>67957233
hate it when runts like you post these constipated tinder conversations

fucking learn how not to be a boring cunt
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These lads had a great aesthetic
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>>67957263
disgusting

coke>life>zero>diet
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>>67957121
top fucking kek

this was at my local Putt-Putt.
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>>67957288
atrocious chat
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coke zero bokkles for 20p is good tbf
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worth considering in terms of are lad castro
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>>67957212
always wonder what kind of people have this shit saved on their computer
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>>67957308
>drinking coke
can't imagine how your pineal gland looks
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>>67957324
>>67957298
just mad i'm going to be knee deep in spic gash tonight
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>he fell for the coke life meme
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>>67957263
fucking HATE when people say bokkles
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me on the right
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>>67957308

>drinking fizzy drinks
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>>67957297
nobody said anything about the lads being beautiful

the token uggo girl doesn't prove much either
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honestly really pissed off by that webm
seems very unnecessary
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what do you guys think of Aussie's English?
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>>67957263

the fuck is a bokkle

limey's can't pronounce 't' sounds now or what
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>>67957389
crub's looking a bit dry

is it even buttered?
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>>67957048
Not a very good OP, not very good at all.
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something in my kitchen unironically smells like cum and now i'm a bit concerned that one of my flatmates has cum on a sponge
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>>67957048
hmmmmmmmmm
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https://www.fb.com/phillip.cox.908/posts/10209414291529002

finally an Internet gimmick I can get on board with
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I know new Simpsons are awful, but I still watch them. Find it quite interesting watching it in a modern context where they're self-aware about being awful and just a Fox cash-cow and don't even seem to care if they're funny or not

>that said, it was exceptionally bad in the 00-10 period where they were still trying to be the show they were in the 90s
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>>67957404
Are we still pretending youre not a proxy?
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the intellectual titan responds: any criticism of my cringey texts is actually envy

this lad's probably going to be stuck with this runt mentality for life
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>>67957048
>Liveleak logo
did not watch
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>>67957428
underclass speak

good attempt at banter though, keep it up
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I went to church today.
The paster said beware of false prothets and that mohamed peace be upon him, could be one ! I asked have you read the quran ? He replied parts of it ! now then....how can anyone form an opinion on something or someone, when theyve not even took the time to educate them selves ?
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>>67957404
attractive when women speak
repulsive when men speak
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>>67957048
the so-called "australians"
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>>67957400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oViMaEEK6ws
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>>67957385
early 20th century yugoslavia had a primo aesthetic
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>>67957338
pakis
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who /italodisco/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TH2U-QVYf8
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if any of you go on actively post on /pol/, leave this thread now

*takes pistol out of holster and holds it in the air*
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>>67957389
Always crease at poorthern posting
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>>67957467
who are you quoting?
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>>67957505
this wasnt in yugoslavia mate
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>>67957488
>sanitary towel flag

did not read
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>>67957466
howling
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ahhh yes
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if any of you are canadian, leave this thread now

*takes leafblower out of garage and holds it in the air*
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need more responses to these two posts:
>>67957233
>>67957233
>>67957233
>>67957233
>>67957288
>>67957288
>>67957288
>>67957288
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>>67957490
what did he paste?
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>>67957537
sarajevo was yugo wasn't it? or did bosnia only become yugoslavia later?
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if you go out on a Saturday and don't see at least 3 Porsche 911's or equivalent I'm sorry that you live in a hovel
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The so called roach gf
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I could have heemed Castro and Guevara desu.
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>>67957428

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LalBzbR3jc0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1X0AYvM9m0
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ah yes, the left

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSCXFJJ_zGk
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>>67957549
i'm sure it's the big size and not that they're all broke as shit and don't pay
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>>67957595
I could cuck her bf and split her in half with my big british cock.
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>>67957600
lmao
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>>67957520

good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWTJwMAmiAk
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>>67957599
>IT'S DARE

nice
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>>67957048
how the fuck do you miss at point blank?
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>>67957587
It was in Austria-Hungary at the time, became Yugoslavia later.
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>>67957599

this is horrifying

not a fan of working class british culture
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There are cute english boys itt right now
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>>67957600
embarrassing
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doing a poo
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=IA2wzyj_V9E

So this is where the gimmick comes from.

QUITE cheeky.
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Ordered some drugs to be delivered to my work
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>>67957599
scousers must fucking hate harry enfield
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failed nofap after 3 days
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>>67957694
don't think he missed lad, the 'roo looks pretty hurt to me
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>>67957540
rude
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>>67957531
Hitler
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>>67957736
yeah but that should've been a clean shot to the head
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OI


DON'T SHOOT YER MAM
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Post cunts with good aesthetics from history lads
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>>67957599
they way the keep their mouths in that "O" shape is peculiar
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>>67957698
hi x
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>>67957762
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Evening plan:

Have a shower
Change the bedsheets
Read some of my richard feynman book
Do some lower back and hamstring stretches
Take some diazepam and go to sleep
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imagine being an irl rorke and everybody hating you, thus having very little meaningful social interactions and relationships

so you vent your anger increasingly against minorities on a website created for anime because it is the only sense of belonging you have

the fucking thought of it
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>>67957715
>having a go
>taking a risk
>having a punt

ah yes
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hopefully the normies have left the kitchen and have washed up all the pots and pans so i can use them

haha
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is he correct?
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>>67957762
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Canada is projected to have 100 million people by 2100
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>>67957599
kek @ northern """people"""
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>>67957809
>reading
pretentious wanker
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what does receiving a text message from a girl feel like
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business idea: put a hit out on myself
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>>67957520

KEEP IT STRONGER
KEEP IT STRONGER

I gotta know
I just gotta know
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>>67957599
harry enfield is unironically really funny
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>>67957715
doing a poo comes from having a punt?
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>>67957599


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY4tD2Hbg_A
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>>67957850
all from the middle east and India?
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>>67957791
>6'4
>in an era with an average of 5'5

Henry must have completely battered some cunts in his time
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>>67957723

did this and got a seizure notice
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>>67957887
big fan of his "bent son" sketch

the one about northerners was pretty good too
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shant be failing nofap again lads
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Northern Europeans always seem so fucking autistic when I meet then IRL

Is it just something about the sort of scandy that comes to the uk or are they really all this fucking autistic

Similar thing with Dutch/Austrian/Germans but to a lesser extent
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>>67957850
Appropriate tbqh. Canada is a big country, it can handle lots of people

We on the other hand are a small country. Would much prefer that our immigrants fuck off to Canada
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has anyone here been to grimsby
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what does receiving a bellend up the arse feel like
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-jw5GYqMhM
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>that music
i am screaming
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>>67957782
Feets, legs
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back from visiting the 17yo fwb lads
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>>67957850

and it'll be 80 million asians/arabs/africans, 10 million aboriginals, and 10 million whites
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choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8uIfLIWflI
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>>67957946
feels good
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvQgiZfi9Ac
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>>67957938
no need to be rude mate
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>>67957958
paedo
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>>67957952
nice try fbi
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>>67957923
>seizure notice
meme
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>>67957946
like taking a reverse-shit
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>>67957762
have a soft spot for ulysses here
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>>67957762
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>>67957994
except on the back stroke
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would accept any immigrants other than pakistanis and somalis

arabs, indians, chinese, philipinos, serbians, poles, etc are all great additions to canada
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>>67957979
guy on the right actually looks identical to ian brown lel
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>>67957992
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>>67957762
desu
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I... I wanna hear British guys' beautiful and enchant English accent... XD
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howling

why does the west not have any banter shows like memri
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>>67957958
1) nonce
2) normie twat
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>>67957946
Am curious also, ive only had my willy up bums but never one in mine. Am i missing out?
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>>67958026
t. arab
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>>67957942

go fuck yourself nigel. your shitty little island can take 50 million more people easily, you'll just need to downsize from shoebox sized 'homes' to sleeping stacked on top of eachother on racks
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>>67957762
rhodesia was pinnacle aesthetic
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>>67958056
first canadian post that's actually made me laugh

need a bath now
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>>67957958
Was he tight? Any pics
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>>67958033
saw this on /r/DNMUK too mate haha
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>>67957048
>getting shot
is that an American kangaroo?
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>>67958036
Do a vocaroo to prove you're actually a Jap and not a fat yank English teacher
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>>67958073
>those shorts

bit gay la
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watching myself climax in the reflection of the monitor
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puuuu'uuuuuuu'uuu

wonk
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>>67957762
was a nonce tho
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>>67958055
t. pakistani

never had any problems with arabs, iranians, afghans, etc

they are all very friendly people

pakistanis and somalis are strains on society though
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bollocks i just left a fork in the microwave for 30 seconds
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8
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watching a runt climax to his reflection in the mirror
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happy mondays are an exceptionally good band
fuck off if you disagree you utter bellend
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>>67958111
how was that chinese lunch
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>>67957762
you could have stopped it
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>>67958073
Only good reply so far desu

>>67958123
Forrkkk I just left me bollocks in the microwave for 30 seconds
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>>67958122
afghans are really good at football

t. played with a bunch of lads from afghanistan
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me
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Canadians to Yanks are exactly like dolphins to sharks.

Very similar, just a bit more gay and annoying.
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copper is pretty good so far lads, would recommend

>tfw you will never be a police officer during the yank civil war and dish out justice with your fists
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>>67958151
gave me mudbutt
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>>67957762
this picture literally couldn't be more aesthetic
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ah yes, the janitor, interesting fellow he is
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5waFW0EUqU
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>>67958207
fought on the wrong side in ww2 lads
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>>67958185
>message me if you're local or if you fancy a wee
i certainly do as it happens
*pisses and shits myself*
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>>67958207
>the white male revolution

lovely stuff
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janny please ban all canadians for low quality posting, thanks
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>>67958213
crease

reminder that rasheed does not find this funny
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>>67957923
>>67958033
don't get what its trying to say

explain
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>>67958279
FOY
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a woman's essence is in her feet
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*sends all the /brit/posts you've ever made to each and every one of your contacts*
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anyone have that picture of the lass holding the union flag with the BUF's lighting bolt in the middle?

that's pretty damn aesthetic
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>>67958207
one thing that can be said of white males is at least they know how to get shit done
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>>67958213
*does a funny walk*

WAHEY BRITISH COMEDY
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ahhhh yes
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>>67958314
Alri' Michael McIntyre
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>>67956869
Nah but Guelewar Band of Banjul has some choons, not in english unfortunately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5ez0PX2g30
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RHODESIA MENTIONED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzXGhZebNOo
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>>67958314
*they all laugh at my witty banter and top shelf gimmicks*
*I get promoted and 3 gfs*

ta lad
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>>67958185
My great grandad didn't die in France for this shit
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>>67958346
fuck off leaf
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>a woman's essence is in her feet
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>>67958346
>slagging off monty python

fucking do one leaf
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>>67958363
>not in english unfortunately
like I care
do you listen to stuff like raga or gamelan ?
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dae reddit?
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>>67958340
but they lost
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>the President-Elect of the United States

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMKFIHRpe7I
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Getting a bit too naziautist in here

Will never understand this meme tbqh

Is it just to be edgy? Do you forget about your grandparents and great grandparents that lived and fought through this shit?
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the gf
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>>67958375

if he died how're you alive

your great gran a french lass?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JShYmb9CdZE
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The eyes are the window to the soul.

I finally get it lads
*third eye opens*
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>>67958309
excellent post
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZjwCmJrnlY
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need a socks and jumper bf
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sheffield > leeds
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>>67958265
wee means small
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>>67958453
YAH
YAH

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>67958446
Use your fucking brain, Pajeet
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whoa
really makes u think huh
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>>67958432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsZ5VAoHq3E
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>>67958514
delete this image mate
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moving to iraq to work on an oil field lads

any tips before i go?
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>>67958514
delete this image mate
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>>67958442
imagine getting indoctrinated into nazism because it looks "aesthetic"
just like listening to some nasheeds and flying out to syria tbH
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Need a dixie gf
Where can I find one in the uk
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>>67958547
but i'm fond of it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4r_a5adehs
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>>67958309
correct post
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lomo cameras are so aesthetic
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Why did they murder him instead of taking him alive? He was just resting
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Post your fav ww2 pic lads

Mine
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>>67958514
delete this image mate
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have a strange admiration for the jews lads

even when they're being nefarious as fuck, their ability to always get their way almost defies all logic and the very laws of thermodynamics
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>tfw Southend will never look like this again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lDvCtvDkOQ
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CLIMB MOUNTAINS
DO YOGA
READ VEDIC TEXTS
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>>67958514
repost this image lad
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moving to pakistan to work on a donkey farm lads

any tips before i go?
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>>67958589
america
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*pours wine into glass*
*swirls it around*
*holds it up to the light and studies the colour*
*leaves it to breathe for a minute*
*takes a big whiff*
ah yes, this definitely contains alcohol
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>two years ago
>be year 13 sixth form
>in a supervised study period
>ironically listening to macintosh plus
>still a relevant meme in those days
>normie sees me flicking between tabs
>OMG ARE YOU SERIOUSLY LISTENING TO THAT
>spaghetti flying everywhere
>n-no not anymore haha
>rapidly close tab
>normie turns back around and doesn't say anything
>still think about it at least once a week and get raised heart rate
Nearly died that day lads, convinced of it
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>>67958607
probably because the tories will never spend any money on our country ever again.


reminder, money in shareholders accounts is inactive.
>>
>>67958517
yeah small what though? why would he end his sentence there?
>>
>>67958603
>White supremacists claim that whites are the best
>Also claim a small group of around 15-20 million people run the entire world

Hmm yes these two statements aren't contradictory at all
>>
speedball right in my fucking veins
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>>67958575
if this pic keeps turning up i may be cured of my cara attraction
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got work tomorrow!
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Lads my low sex drive is ruining my relationship

How do I fix this shite?
>>
>remember something silly/dumb/embarrassing/bad you did in the past
>scream
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>>67958705
yeah that, please delete it
>>
>>67958670
http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/7304/why-is-english-written-and-read-left-to-right
>>
bit funny how the uk literally had no reason to go to war in 1914.

russia, germany and co. were dragged into it due to the alliance system, but britain didn't have a firm ally on the european mainland. it had good understandings with france and belgium, but by no means an agreement that it must fight on their side if germany invaded. the mainland countries actually had things to gain. france could have back the territories they lost in the franco-prussian war of 1870 for example.

but britain was at the peak of its economic might and was the biggest world power in 1914, the empire was at its peak. they had nothing to gain and everything to lose.

no matter the production capabilities of the german empire at the time, they could not rival the navy of britain, and britain has a natural moat around it, so they could have simply defended themselves instead of sending troops to france. and that's assuming germany would even attack them, since germany was just in it because of austria-hungary and russia was in it due to the serbian alliance and being seen as the original protector of slavdom.

why the fuck did britain go to war in 1914 lmao

bit stupid
>>
>>67958731
Admit you're gay and get a bf instead

Or admit you're straight and get a gf instead

Something's wrong with your situation
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>>67958735
every morning when i watch the sunrise i do that
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Another year alone
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>>67958514
I'm from sheffield what was the pic
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wish i had a gun
>>
who here /completesadact/
>>
>>67958768
what is going on here?
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>>67958757
m-muh plucky little Belgium
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>>67958768
what's going on here
>>
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>tfw she puts her head in your chest and says she loves you

maybe everything is gonna be alright after all lads
>>
why didn't donald trump marry an american woman?

does he feel american woman aren't good enough for him?

made me think...
>>
>>67958800
for what?
>>
Just super liked the mum on tinder
>>
>>67958757
we're just pawns for the reptiles m8
>>
>>67958768
not much enthusiasm there
>>
>>67958800
guns are the easy part m8, getting ammo would be harder
>>
>>67958768
what's going on there then
>>
skinny jeans need to fuck off

cannot wait until this trend is over
>>
>>67958761
but im not gay, only been this way for 6 months or so
>>
>>67958832
killing myself
>>
>>67958757
They went to war in Europe in 1914 for the same reason as usual: to maintain the balance of power on the continent.
>>
>>67958820
kys cuck
>>67958829
why is your prime minister's father a literal cuckold
>>
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>>67958789
it was this
>>
>>67958768
couple of mates doing the secret handshake
>>
>>67958811
>>67958819
George Michaels new web series
>>
Should I watch a Christmas film lads, it's nearly time.
>>
>>67958768
bit gay
>>
>>67958800
wish i had a hammer
>>
>>67958757
Because British foreign policy for centuries was to keep the balance of power on the continent
>>
>>67958788
yeah that
>>
>>67958768
moderately gay
>>
>>67958757
it was needless

but also there were obviously benefits for britain participating and coming out on the winning side. people had no idea how severe and brutal the conflict would become
>>
>>67958856
you can do that by the other way
>>
>>67958867
>avoiding the question
>calling someone a cuck

made me REALLY think....
>>
its 9:00pm

in about 11 hours I have to go to work work work work work work
>>
>>67958811
>>67958819
they're fixing each other's phimosis. my mate used to do this to me and now i have normal foreskin. i am very grateful to him
>>
>>67958870
what is ben?
>>
honestly lads I'm getting more triggered at yank accents than I should be on this trip
spent too much time FOYposting in these threads
>>
>>67958870
imagine fucking her in that pile of crap. can't tell if it would be horrible or not
>>
business idea: replica but functional cities with ancient architecture as a tourist trap
>>
>>67958910
it is 6:00am
i am really jealous of you
>>
fallen in love with the 17yo fwb lads

I was afraid this would happen
>>
>>67958910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYzR1fMJHvk
>>
>>67958902
it's better with a gun
don't want to be a twat who leaked himself and had a stiff willy if I hang myself
don't want to defenestrate myself because im going to look like shit once i read the floor
don't want to "escape mask" because im not a fucking bender
>>
having sex with my job
>>
>>67958955
Alright China
>>
>>67958981
is she a qt?
>>
want to strangle the 17yo fwb twat

behaving like a literal teenager
>>
>>67958961
what the future like
>>
in bed now lads
>>
>>67958985
m8 after you shoot yourself in the head properly you're going to look like shit too
>>
currently on the shitter
>>
>>67957048
>killing a big hopper like that

Seals I can understand, but kangaroos?
>>
really want a gf who isn't a feminist but doesn't try to avoid paying
>>
>>67959012
*picking some dirt out from my fingernails*
mm but I don't think they'll win the league
>>
>>67959015
find my job...
>>
>>67959024
im going to shoot myself in the heart though
>>
>>67959005
y e s
>>67959012
you couldn't even reach my neck lol
>>
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>We shall fight on the beaches

what did he mean by this?
>>
>>67959059
surprisingly enjoyable post
>>
305th post is a mong
>>
>>67959072
gay fucking bastard
>>
Ah yes, BBC peddling it's multicult shit again
>>
Lads a dilema

Just did ny hair ready for work, but now im horny and i need to whip one off before i leave, but i can lay down because id have to do it up again.. i cant wank standing up

What do
>>
>>67959084
bit of cheeky beach wrestling with the lads
>>
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thoughts on the lads in this webm?
>>
>>67959021
xcCcoouuldnt gGgiivvveer lLleessd oofg aas fFfuuck dDdeesssuuy
>>
>>67959072
rather unique take on suicide lad

besides death is a once in a lifetime thing, you probably don't want to skip the 30 seconds or so of experience that will follow
>>
>>67958286

they intercepted the package at customs and deemed it to contain illegal substances

if you want to dispute that you can try to claim the package via a civil court

if not, they destroy it and that's the end of it. your name and address will now be on several lists.
>>
>>67959084
Got sick of Germans digging holes in the beach and putting towels on sun loungers
>>
go to church asap you lazy Christians
it is Sunday
>>
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>>67959143
>>
>>67959112
you can sit down without lying your head against something
>>
>>67958033
Who the fuck orders dnm drugs from Canada to here
>>
should you pay for dinner lads? don't think it's right
>>
>>67959205
leaf weed is better quality
>>
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>>67959072
have fun with that
>>
>>67958033
hmmm yes looks very real to me
>>
>>67959140
>>67959205
how does it even get intercepted? was he ordering bales of the stuff?
>>
considering humans are literal poo factories you'd think some smart person would have figured out a way to make proper use of poo instead of just flushing it down the drain
>>
>>67959250
explains the dire quality of their posts
>>
>>67959235
Only pay for dinner if theres a guarantee for sex. People need to learn that those who let others pay for them need to spread them legs
>>
is it true that russians eat babies as part of communist rituals?
>>
listen to my lyrical tone
>>
>>67959308
dunno
>>
>>67959280
poo in the soil
>>
is it true that americans eat burgers as part of capitalist rituals?
>>
>>67959275
sniffer dogs can find miniscule amounts. ordering abroad just isn't worth the risk
>>
system of a poo
>>
*sniffs*

you lads poo yourselves?
>>
>>67959334
oh fuck off
>>
cradle of poo
>>
>>67959349
really surprised the person receiving doesn't get arrested
>>
>>67959386FOY
>>
>>67959332
*images of indian street-shitters flash through my mind*

my god, they were right all along
>>
>>67959334
yes

I dated an american girl at uni and she'd always have to eat one burger per week or she'd get horribly ill
>>
>>67959385
*nods shyly*
>>
>>67959396
yeah, that totally wouldn't make it easy to frame someone

*orders drugs to your address*
>>
>>67959396
Impossible to prove you ordered it
>>
>>67959409
OH FUCK OFF
>>
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>>67959419
right, you, outside now
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3tUqRBiMVo
>>
can't tell if this yank is baiting or an absolute melt
>>
>>67959423
>>67959441
basically a loophole then
>>
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>tfw you finally get some self esteem and realise you've been underselling yourself for years on end and you're actually attractive with a nice personality
>>
>>67959484
more like poophole hahahahahaewhwoffpoisdjv
>>
>>67959484
*orders a gun to your address*
>>
>>67959484
poophole more like
>>
POO
>>
having a wee
>>
What's the best way to watch films currently in the cinemas at home?

Found a pirated version of Arrival online but it's some bloke filming it in the cinema. Anyone know of noobroom or something similar?
>>
>>67959385
im on the shitter
>>
no hd lomachenko v walters video lads
>>
>>67959484
more like shitpipe hahaha
>>
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hmmm
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2z-AdzgKjY
>>
>>67959509
order it too my address
>>
POO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH POO POOOOO POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POO HAHAHA
>>
>>67959111
why does this trigger the rorke so much?
>>
the green buses have arrived in ghouta lads
>>
They don't need punishment

they need GUNISHMENT
>>
>>67959599
alri rasheed
>>
I'm a dangerous MAAAN with some money in my paypal account
>>
poonishment haha
wait
poon haha
>>
Scared of trump
>>
got running tabs on the ethnicity of all characters on screen on the bbc and it actually misrepresents ethnic minorities by 5-10% lads this is an outrage and an attack on our culture
>>
https://soundcloud.com/anttc1/dlr-were-all-wrongft-hydro-dreamland-album-dispatch-recordings-clip

poone
>>
>>67959484
more like poochute
>>
absolute shite posts in this itt
>>
>>67959484
more like poophole
>>
>>67959680
FONT
>>
who was the better question time question asker?

highland regiment man or brexit qt?
>>
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>>67959518
>>67959535
>>67959546
>>67959583
>>67959636
>>67959679
>>67959675
>>
>>67959604
very good
>>
How are you when drunk?
I get into a "everybody wants to be my friend" mood
>>
>>67959739
haha me
>>
>>67959675
ah yes, I too enjoy lending an ear to the ol' wub wub loops
>>
Love how lefties say trump won because of whites having a #whitelash because they are racist and sick of having a black president.....yet the other candidate was white too so....
>>
>>67959723
poo me
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrANdklh5vw
>>
>>67959484
more like

excrement hole!
>>
>>67959518
>>67959518
>>67959546
>>67959679
>>67959714
What does this even mean?

>>67959755
I hate this fucking website
>>
>>67959739
i get into a ">tfw no gf woe is me" mood
>>
>>67959739
just a more vocal depressed. v. dangerous
>>
>>67959774
ancient gimmick
>>
>>67959739
I'm a very happy drunk too. I feel like a normal person when I'm drunk rather than the awkward mess I usually am.
>>
>>67959739
before I was all speed up talking to everyone smiling and stuff
now I sit on a couch don't move and look at the floor
but it might be related to the fact that i dont drink without benzos
>>
>>67959802
i fucked it up ree
>>
>>67959739
confident and friendly
total opposite
>>
>>67959764
Chris Morris is so fucked up.

>tfw he's working on a new film now
>>
trying to improve my posture lads

been sitting up straight, what else can i do to improve it
>>
>>67959804
>awkward mess
fuck off. bet you're a normie twat
>>
New

>>67959820
>>67959820
>>67959820
>>
I'm 12 and what is this
>>
>>67959739
always become a bender when i get drunk

>tfw thats how i sucked my first willy
havent been bummed yet though
>>
>>67959739
angry, so i dont drink anymore
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