/v4 + friends/

magyar cigany

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>lads on our flat group chat commenting on one of them fucking his gf right now in next room to them

>>67955208
>Why do you keep looking at me like that, Anon?

Are they all female (male)?

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just b yourself

>>67953885

Proof?

>>67954886
Hmm no idea, I think I'd first need to set some kind of goal, like forming Hanover or Westphalia, you know, like what would the endgame be. So either something in north like Brunswick. Besides that maybe Bavaria.

>>67955356
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-europe-migrants-italy-idUSKCN0R01TR20150831

heló

>>67955364
The idea is that the main goal would be to kill each other. But i never played against a human, i have no idea how would that work. Also we could try to work together to achieve something, like taking some two states in west HRE and trying to conquer France together.

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>>67955666
>play OPM in HRE
>do literally anything
>get annexed by Austria

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>>67955258
>uhmmm ehmmmm

>>67955439
heh it reminds me how they spam the iraqi guy that hugged bomber to save people every year currently on frontpage of imgur
like it fucking matters when ratio is 1:10000

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>>67955867
That never ever happened to me and i played like 5-10 games as HRE state.

Guess who is in europe for vacation now?
( ﾟo⌒)
.-. Ogai

>>67956289
omg it's Mona! Why'd you go to Holland?

>>67956221
I am memeing, but HRE is pretty much the no fun allowed zone on the world map. Playing a larger country bordering it is much more fun but I've seen you and the Lithuanian post playthroughs before so I guess you've already done that many times.

EU IV is shit and HoI 3 is vastly superior to HoI 4.

>>67956289
hello hedhehog

>>67956563
EU IV is fine, /gsg/ autism should stay in /gsg/

>>67956417
I don't really see whats not fun about it, you are literally expanding in power vacuum, its the biggest fun you can get.

>>67955005
I really hate Poland's design in that Gaytalia anibe
>longish hair
who the fuck wears something like that

So okay v4, i got bored of my Japanese campaign, what nation should i play now?

>>67957057
something in south america

>>67956893
that really describes the Italian peninsula better desu
>every province is taken out of the HRE relatively early in the game almost 100% of the time
>geographically protected from the frogs and the great white Hapsblob and the kebabs
>only real chance of foreign intervention happening is if somebody is buttbuddies with the pope and you piss him off too much

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>>67957094
>something in south america

>>67956289
I guess you

>>67957057
mamluks and form arabia

>>67956828
it's the unloved child of paradox.

they even went back to make more CK2 DLC because EU IV is such a shitty platfom it can't support any additional mechanics or depth without breaking the AI.

>>67956417
>HRE is pretty much the no fun allowed zone on the world map
>gameplay reflecting the German mentality
not bad, Paradox

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>>67957252
>/gsg/ autism
>complexity

>>67955005
Poland is cute! CUUUUTE
Slovenska lucky faggot

>press "Single player"
>remember you wanted to change something in options
>press "back"
>whole game loads again
This makes me rage so hard.

>>67957210
I want something with Western Tech, i got tired of having shit technology

>>67957094
Might even do this. I got Extended Timeline so might start in 1800-something and start conquering the world.

>>67956417
entirety of EU4 after 1.15 is a no fun allowed zone

>>67957252
EU IV is literally designed with the intention of being baby's first /gsg/. I mostly play V2 but occasionally a game of EU IV is more relaxing, plus the time period its set in is comfier.

Also people meme all the time about EU III being vastly better but never once have I seen anybody actually explain why to me.

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I like how my EUIV blogposting always changes this thread into /eu4/

>>67957668
EUIII doesn't have mana points

>>67957776
that's a decent point

>>67957708
people from v4 countries always seem to be interested in history and vidya, it seems sort of natural that it would be a topic of discussion here

>>67957708
I don't

>>67955439
Lmao you so dumb kike anon

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>>67957050
also lacks the mustache

Why do you play autism simulator and not good strategies like TW:Warhammer?

I want to fuck Ewa Farna

>>67958787
my PC is oversized calculator mate

>>67959417
old strategies are more fun anyway lad
I finished Kohan 2 recently and I had a blast

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why?

>>67959683
because big bad russia

>>67959683
Dunno, it seems like an idea that could backfire horribly.

>>67955005
Hungary a cute

>>67959730
>>67959798
it seems like a rather uncharacteristic thing for your current government to do. I have a lot of trouble wrapping my head around what the PiS's position towards the EU actually is.

>>67959889
It's because we actually do care about Europe's safety.

>>67959889
PiS is pro-EU, just anti-refugee

>>67959925
Austria-Hungary is proof that such a military cannot work.

a unified border patrol force could though, although with the Germans in charge who knows

>>67960088
Border force is literally what it's about. Read your own pic.

And it's only logical since greece and italy alone demonstrably can't be trusted on this.

>>67959936
What do they think of the euro?

>>67960161
That's what the v4 countries are asking for, in western Europe things seem to be moving towards an actual literal European military.

>>67960088
Habsburgs sucking at war is relevant how?

>>67959889
all v4 cunts are massively pro-eu, government and normal people both.

>>67960251
It can't be simplified to just Habsburgs sucking at war. We shouldn't be reattempting things that have been historically proven to not work. The interests of European countries are too different and if it was ever actually put to the test in a real conflict it would most likely just collapse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuPX8mjeb-E

>>67960238
Tbh around 2015 PiS was in favor of a referendum to get the population to decide if they want to join the euro zone but as of late their stance on it isn't really known. Joining the euro zone is something that isn't really a big concern and we'll probably keep our current currency for as long as possible.

>>67960392
hmmm? but it worked wonderfully in WW2

>>67960687
that's for the best desu, I like the look and feel of Zloty bills. I found the groszy coins annoying though because I could never actually use them for anything, I still have a tupperware container full of them just from having visited twice

>>67960691
What are you referring to?

>>67960843
>What are you referring to?
Presumably how wildly multinational coalition got together to defeat Axis. Varying national interests are not an issue when there's more pressing issue at hand.

Speaking of interests of european countries, especially eastern europe does have no interest in becoming russian satellites again.
Maybe it could be in interest of Germany, UK or France as concession to keep gas and business flowing.

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>>67960843
Yeah I have a glass that just sits on my desk full of the smaller ones, I hope we do something similar to what Canada did and eventually just get rid of them.

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>>67959089
I know right.
I she still fat though? I remember she gained a lot of weight some time ago.

>>67961175
It's in the British interest to have a disunited, in-fighting Europe. They tried to destroy it from inside, it didn't work so they got out and are trying to do it differently.

Don't trust the Eternal Anglo.

>>67960088
A-H would be powerful if there were no inbread austrians leading it

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>>67959889
>it seems like a rather uncharacteristic thing for your current government to do
It's VERY characteristic of our government to do. Kaczyński wants it because of Putin, Orban wants it most probably because of rapefugees.
Friendly reminder that EU scepticism does not equal being anti-EU.
Pic very much related.

magyar cigany kurva anijatok

>>67960238
>What do they think of the euro?
Regardless of what do you think about long-time results, switching to a new currency is pretty fucking expensive.

Why is Slovak a guy and the other 3 are girls?

>>67961175
What defeated the axis was an alliance of sovereign nations. What western Europe needs to do is actually fund their militaries and develop some national backbone again. The answer is not to just combine all of the underfunded, unprofessional meme militaries here and have it be ran by incompetent bureaucrats. Note that I am only speaking of western Europe here, I recognize that all of you actually meet your NATO obligations.

>Speaking of interests of european countries, especially eastern europe does have no interest in becoming russian satellites again.
>Maybe it could be in interest of Germany, UK or France as concession to keep gas and business flowing.
Nobody here is pro-Russian, calm down

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>>67961501

>>67961386
I wasn't implying they were anti-EU because of refugees, I just often hear the term "soft Euroscepticism" applied to the PiS and was unsure of what exactly it meant.

>>67961501
Because the anime is drawn by azns who have little idea of how people look like in certain European countries.
The Pole is supposed to be a male, but nobody sports a hairdress like that over here.

>>67959798
- lets make 56&68 great again - the idea

>>67961521
>I recognize that all of you actually meet your NATO obligations
we dont actually. We pay less % of our HDP that we should

>>67961521
>I recognize that all of you actually meet your NATO obligations
we don't, Slovaks don't, I don't know how Hungary is doing

only Poland does not only meets the obligation, it surpass it (after PiS got in charge)

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People around Štefunko finally started moving and launched website.

https://www.progresivne.sk

They want to start as a think-tank and then gradually transform into political party. So far it's full of successful people, therefore I'm pretty optimistic. They even have an open forum where you can discuss policy with them.

Until now, liberal left completely lacked political representation in this country. I'm just afraid that it looks a bit too technocratic, they have no populistic appeal.

>>67961862
10/10 name

>>67961808
>>67961849
I stand corrected but as long as your defence minister isn't a woman and your army isn't training with broomsticks in the woods you're fine in my book.

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>>67961862

>>67961521
>alliance of sovereign nations
>answer is not to just combine all meme militaries
you're contradicting yourself because from purely practical point of view a military organized and put together by EU should be able to get much more bang for the buck than 28 separate militaries, most of which are virtually nonexistent.

That's a moot point though, and so is turning all those armies into non-meme armies. I think they just want to put into use battlegroups that already exist or improve their coordination.


>NATO obligations
lol only Poland does, we certainly don't.
I think Greece has relatively very well funded military, for what it's worth.

>Nobody here is pro-Russian
Do you mean "In this thread", "In UK" or "In EU", because out of this only the first one has any chance of being true and I wouldn't bet on it.
And even if you personally were not, it's not a coincidence that nationalist parties gain support and funding from Russia. Siccing us on each other is natural interest for them.

>>67961999
People on sme.sk told me they hope that I end up under the bus before the next election after I announced that want to vote for them.

Why are right-wingers so aggressive?

>>67962128
You should be hanged fucking traitor

>>67961862
>they have no populistic appeal.
they won't ever have it
just look your Green Party numbers
>>67962005
we have exactly 30 (thirty!) tanks, and who knows how many are fuctional
I've never seen more than 2 together
our defence minister is an actor
I'd take a female soldier over a male actor

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>>67961331

>>67962241
>we have exactly 30 (thirty!) tanks
so 30 more than Lithuania

>>67962241
Our Greens are centre-right.

>>67962086
I'm American and my grandparents were refugees from their home country because of the vodkaniggers, I'm frankly disgusted with my countrymen constantly deepthroating Putin now.

So now you might see me as a NATO shill who just wants to get in the way of Europe unifying and handling its own defence, but I assure you I just genuinely don't think it can work.

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ayyyy, whats up

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>>67962462
>Fleeing from communism

WEAK

PATHETHIC

TRAITORS

>>67962462
Fair enough

Especially given track record of crisis solving over past years across european capitals I'm not too optimistic about anything anymore desu.

>>67962590
Watching our Minister of Culture call our state TV (which is owned by his party basically) "propaganda tube"

lmoa

>>67962241
that green party didnt have media support these guys will have

>>67962005
>isn't training with broomsticks in the woods you're fine in my book.
umm about that...

also our defense minister is shitty actor

few weeks ago our APC Pandur unit got into collision with car and it destroyed 7 of our Pandurs which is like half of them

>>67962597
>>67962925
Jsou věci, o kterých se nežertuje.

>>67963027
desu Stropnicky is probably still among best defence ministers we've ever had.

hehe just

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>>67961331
no she high test

>>67963143
that's the saddest part

>>67962825
I'm not really aware of how important v4 actually is in the politics of your countries but I think if it's really furthering military cooperation between you than that is a much better project than anything the EU does. I don't think anybody else can be considered trustworthy allies considering how mainstream Putinbooism is becoming.

>>67963027
>Martin Stropnický (born 19 December 1956, Prague) is a Czech politician, actor, songwriter, author, and director.
Well at least he's a rennaissance man.

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>>67963458
his whole family is pro refugees.

this is his ultra sjw son who is also leading green party

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what is this?

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>>67962597
reported
>>67962590
>Liechtensteinanon feels at home enough to make OC with V4
This makes my heart warm
>>67961331
Is it wrong that I find her haircut to be even more boner-inducing than her tiddies?
And she ain't fat, she's fficc.
>>67961521
>>67961808
>>67961849
>>67962086
I think it's another one of these "the closer to Russia you are the more concerned about your military you get" situations. I'd call it paranoia, but paranoia is by definition irrational.

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>>67963684
its not really oc tho. someone posted this and i just added my fleg :3

b..but thanks ;_;

>>67963594
Why is he so mediteranean looking? Being pro-refugee isn't supposed to turn you into one.

>>67963594
what a fucking cunt this guy is

I hate him so much and he looks almost exactly like me (except I look more jewish)
he's the one of the reasons why I started to cut my hair short
>>67963838
it's the shitty mustache that makes him look like three mustketeers

>>67963594
>cuck
>sjw

omg a nazi literally worse than 1000 hitlers

If you have some legitimate criticism, bring it on instead of retarded buzzwords.

>>67963943
>t. butthurt cuck

>>67962462
>I'm American and my grandparents were refugees from their home country because of the vodkaniggers
How did you end up in Bongistan lad?

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>>67963755
>someone posted this and i just added my fleg :3
Edited OC is still an OC :3

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>>67963838
do brown eyes mean mediteranean look to you?

>>67962590
Liechtenstein... It's like 50k pop, isn't it? How is it to live in there?

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how does /v4/ defend themselfe against the ayys?

i litterally cannot sleep because of those fuckers

>>67964601
R A R E
A
R
E

>>67964208
University, I've lived in various European countries the majority of my life and going to an American one didn't appeal to me

>>67964530
no but the Alberto Barbosa tier mustache does

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>>67963684
>>67963239

>>67964601
tinfoil hat works well

>>67964652
R A R E
A
R
E

>>67964787
dobra gąska

>>67964820
Whats Czech pussy like?

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>>67963838
>Being pro-refugee isn't supposed to turn you into one.
Actually it is, due to fluctuations of highly concentrated meme magic.
>>67964652
Is Jersey a country? I think it should be, because I dig giant robots.
>>67964689
>I've lived in various European countries the majority of my life
It's a nice life to have, travelling and shiet. I wish I had the will to do so.
Which country's were you in so far?
>>67964601
Get them drunk, it makes them either flee or permanently take a human shape.

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Dobrou noc...a ať vás blechy štípou celou noc

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>>67964845
Like air.
Getting it is as easy as breathing :^)

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Kurva i just realized im 19(20 in 2 months) and i have done nothing this year. I have wasted best years of my life playing videogames faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak

>>67964886
Nah man we're just an Island for now

>>67963239
>>67964787
THICC

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>>67963610
>those pants
looks very convenient
>>67963332
>I'm not really aware of how important v4 actually is in the politics of your countries
Sadly, not nearly enough.
>I don't think anybody else can be considered trustworthy allies considering how mainstream Putinbooism is becoming.
I couldn't agree more. Geopolitics don't change, and history proves it time and time again.

>>67964886
>attack visegrad countries
>lose because your soldiers fall in love with the enemy
all according to plan

I've lived here, the Czech Republic as a child, and Austria as a teenager. I was in Poland this summer and saw Hussars on armed forces day, it was nice.

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>>67964886
is the one behind her Viet?

We should have special Nguyen commando and Long Dong from Netherlands can be their leader

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>>67965086

>>67965246
bg too many klobasa now is fat, look that belly

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>>67965246

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>>67964937
gn people

>>67965246
How can those idiots say she is fat?
They probably want a girl with the body of a 10 year old skinny boy

Is she a singer or something?

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>>67965066
I'm 24 and I didn't do shit either, so stop whining
Living for the sake of achievements is a soulless meme anyway.
>>67965126
Do you speak Czech?
>I was in Poland this summer and saw Hussars on armed forces day
I never saw Hussars on armed forces day Tbh
Where was it?
>>67965198
No idea, but Viets are alright. Very culturally "hygienic" people. I mean they deal with all their dirty stuff between themselves and understand to keep private stuff private, unlike some *cough*fucking gypsies*cough* other people.
We /qts/ now?

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>>67965327
good night !

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>>67965382
>Is she a singer or something?
Yup
>>67965273
By kiełbasa you mean a dick or an actual kiełbasa?

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>>67965382
Yeah, she's a singer born in Czechia to Polish parents.
She used to be thin, then she got really fat a couple of years ago, and now she's in between. The right kind of thicc I guess.

>>67965631
hnnnnng

I'm gonna "listen" to some of her "songs"

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>>67965467
Warsaw, I didn't get a picture because it was raining and didn't want to take my camera out, but it was basically pic related

I used to speak some basic Czech but I have unfortunately forgotten most of it. When I was in Poland I kept accidentally saying dobrý den and Děkuji instead of the proper Polish words though because apparently they're still burned into my mind.

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>>67965797
>no wings
low meme stat
>When I was in Poland I kept accidentally saying dobrý den and Děkuji
Actually I think it might earn you warmer attitudes than speaking Polish, since Keks are generally peceived as our faggy but cute cousins

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>>67966070
the winged ones are for parading around other countries capitals, it's important to conserve your meme energy :^)

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>>67966445
Meme energy transcends the puny rules of physical world
It is hyper-renewable

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>>67966070
>>67966445
>since Keks are generally peceived as our faggy but cute cousins
I've just realized Czechia is to Poland what Canada is to USA

>>67966696
only from our point of view

How does it feel knowing you aren't the only ones with the consonant ř

>>67966724
>Poles from Czech perspective
>dumb Jesus-praising turbopatriotic rednecks who spend half of their time grumbling about commies and freedoms
I'd say the similarity works on both sides
>>67966809
Do you mean zh/French j?

>>67966864
yeah yeah, i just meant as in no one outside of our countries sees this

>>67966864
No I mean a trilled r at the same time that you pronounce the french j

magyars arent even people, honestly all the magyars ive met have been the BIGGEST cunts

>>67966888
I never said there is.
Ładne cyferki zuchu.
>>67967026
>https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%98
fug I can't hear the difference at all
>>67967082
There's a high chance you met gypsies

>>67967147
It sounds like the second one. The first one is obviously not perfectly pronounced and does sound exactly like the french j (which is our j too btw).

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farnapostin!

someone repost that ridiciously fat thighs one

>>67966696
it's generally a rule of the world that every country has to have its own Canada. Do left wingers in Poland often threaten to move there when they lose elections?

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>>67967274
I counter your Farna with my Brodka

>>67967274
>fat thighs one
I dont have it but now I really really want it desu

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good night lads

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>>67968154
cya

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>>67967742

>>67968940
>seethrough top

what a slut

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>>67968978
nieprawda!

>>67968940
noice I bet she squats a ton

>>67969476
hamburgers maybe

Why is Slovakia tolerated within /v4/?

I say we should kick them out and invite Austria instead.

>>67969827
>austria

you don't get to bring friends

>>67969857
Dr. Pavel I'm K.u.K

>>67969827
>inviting the eternal backstabber

>>67955005
Czech-chan is so cute<3

>>67970416
That's Slovaks.

And name three things Slovaks do better than Austrians.
Hint: you can't.

>>67971819
they don't speak german
they aren't german
they are cute

>>67971819
>And name three things Slovaks do better than Austrians.
1. not partitioning Poland
2. not partitioning Poland
3. not being a birthplace of Adolf Hitler

Hi

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I just want to stay home and play vidy today 2bh

Good morning friends

>>67975502
>still feel a bit sick in the morning
>go to work
>tell I feel shit still
>tell I have that infectious virus which my sister had and now rest of family has too
>told to fuck off so I don't infect them all
Free day at home I guess

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Good morning!

>>67976239
Good morning medkit, what are you doing?

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Is this the only safe space for /v4/ posters, we seem to get bullied everywhere else.

>>67976318
Be liechti in switzerland. On seecret mission
>>67976328

Obe day... we shoot back

heló

>>67955005
i wish to be visegrad #5 once the EU is fuck

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>>67976955
Will we be a big group if v5 will be reality?

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>>67976981
for you

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>>67976981
the flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Slovakia here, and only ONE of you!

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>>67977112
>any other choice but us
it's like you don't even want high gdp or hdi members

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>>67977112
What if it's not ment to crash?

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>>67977156
*bang*
HE DIDN'T HDI SO GOOD

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>>67977213
poor Croatia, always gets to be the sacrificial pawn

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Is this /gsv4/ thread?
R8 my blob

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>>67977483
>that Bohemia

>>67977483
Crimea is rightful czech clay.

>>67955190
wait what

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>>67977483
I need to say that I cheated a little desu
But only cheats for stability and colonists

>>67977483
noice, i am bored out of my mind, any interesting nations to play on highest difficulty?

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Fuuuck shes so cute and without 60kg of makeup and without dumb filters just sit on my face please kgksbfbfbg tmakairbbgvt rva vwhfbfhnx

>>67977582
Burgundy I think

>>67977483
those austrian borders are pretty ugly, but i do like the amount of coastline we get
good pomorzeblob, i rate it a mild to decent 7.5

>>67977213
>fly
>hdi
hah, nice

>>67977623
VERY good taste but i prefer cara

>>67977483
>>67977572
I miss completely unrealistic ridiculous EU3 borders

I remember playing some nation, finally going exploration in late game only to find that Hedjaz already colonized islands next to Japan

I still couldn't understand why Bohemia ALWAYS blobbed everywhere though, I just know it is a real meme

>>67977623
Didn't you say you're gonna delete all the pictures of her?

>>67977533
>>67977542
I have no idea how they manage to blob like this and won upon ottomans. I think this is because of crusade that I call when I had pope and everyone declare war on ottomans.

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>>67977623
what about her?

>>67977790
It's because
>Bohemia is western tech group, not eastern, not really for any good reason, which gives them the ability to blob like crazy through Hungary and Poland
>they're an elector so none of the German OPMs around them or the Austrians can really touch them besides getting PU
Then again I haven't played EU III in years now so I could be wrong.

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good morning,post high test

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Can we turn this into an eric /v4/ meme?

>>67977623
>without 60kg of makeup and without dumb filters
can you post a pic like that?

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http://hetalia.kitawiki.net/index.php?title=Liechtenstein

Fucking nippons

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>>67978145
>Rihitenshutain

http://hetalia.kitawiki.net/index.php?title=Austria
i'm ok with that i guess

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>>67977711
I dont like cara at all desu

>>67977790
No..
Danielle is goddess in mortal form. Beautiful face with perfect body.

>>67977825
Anorectic with dumb haircut. Delet

>>67978075
I did

>>67978393
>that cosplaying grill with a fattie mothe
wtf

>>67978407
>I dont like cara at all desu
fair enough. do you have danielle added on snapchat?

>>67978424
me desu

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>>67967274
also waiting for that one

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>>67955190
gas the normies
beta uprising now

>>67978983
was already posted >>67968940

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>>67978983

>>67981097
P U L C C

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>>67981172

>>67981097
I want them around my neck

>this general slows down significantly during yuro work hours
>every other general stays pretty much the same
how does it feel to be the only people on this board who work for a living?

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>>67981424
she is really perfect you get 2in1=thin and thicc

>>67981521
whew did she lose weight?

>>67981540
this was before hamplanet phase

>>67981566
meh

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post kots please

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>>67981650

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>>67981650

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>>67981650
>>67981681
>>67981749
I have alergy...

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>>67981770
sorry

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Cařihrad is Czech

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>>67981960
the madman actually did it

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>>67981770
:c

>>67982493
it hurts to watch cute cats

really

>>67981960
looks good

>>67981960
which EU IV dlc are must have? its on sale atm

>>67962063
Urpiner isn't good beer

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>>67981960
Noice.

Also i forgot how much fun it is to be the Emperor.

>>67983128
>Aquileia
Is this a modded 1399 start?

defrosted and cleaned my century old fridge
worked for about 3 hours
fapped 3 times
ate yesterday's leftover chicken and broccoli


how's your day so far?

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>>67983362
work

Bought new glasses not sure if i look like retard or not the cunts in shop are not honest

>>67983269
Yep, because i'm a little bitch and i have issues with the 1444 start as Bohemia

>>67983472
>glasses

the answer is always yes

>>67983733
Idk senpai some girls look hot af in glasses

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>>67981983
>>67982522
>>67983128
>>67983651
Čechy na třech mořích

>>67982690
No idea, I pirated them all

>>67983783
ye r u girl tho?

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>>67983819
>Revolutionary Lithuania
is this some new DLC mechanic I was not aware of?

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Good advice - If you live in Central Bohemia don't go to school tomorrow

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>>67983946
Not sure which DLC would that be, but yeah it's a mechanic. Basically when your country is in shambles, you have high war exhaustion, bankruptcy and so on you gain monthly progress towards a disaster (there are few) and revolution is one of them. So for example as long as your stability is negative and few other triggers, you will gain +1 to revolution each month and when you reach 100 it happens. Your country revolts, shit tons of rebels appear and basically they can easily take over your whole country. After that your country breaks and becomes the target of revolution, and the flag changes to modern equivalent of tricolour flag. You regain stability, your current ruler dies (sexecuted) and your government type changes to revolutionary republic. You can see all the info and flag list here:
http://www.eu4wiki.com/Revolution

>>67984183
[spoiler]edgy[/spoiler]

>>67983819
>>67984248
interesting borders on Pooland

>>67983916
Yes

>>67984490

thicc?

>>67984490
post yer hair tho

>>67984490
RIMASZOMBAT
IMASZOMBATR
MASZOMBATRI
ASZOMBATRIM
SZOMBATRIMA
ZOMBATRIMAS
OMBATRIMASZ
MBATRIMASZO
BATRIMASZOM
ATRIMASZOMB
TRIMASZOMBA

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Did someone say cats?

>>67984490
POST BODY PARTS

>>67985586
No you guys are rude

>>67978407
She's still wearing makeup

>>67983819
>taking all that land in 25 years
How did you not get whole Europe in coalition against yourself?

Also how do the colonies look, with that Andalusia?

>>67985639
so what

>>67985617
No I am nice
>tfw no shy Slovak qt in glasses

>>67963610
pretty rare

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How do i achieve Personal union/Inheriting countries? I got royal marriage and same dynasty with Luxembourg, who have PU with Brandenburg, and it would be great if i could just get all that land, but i have no idea how.

Its kind of weird that this whole mechanic is basically random afaik and very very rare, since it was the main source of expansion in that time

>>67985965
>Teutonic Order still exists
RIMUŁW FROM DE PREMISYS

>>67985965
mouse over "claim throne" option in diplo screen, that should tell you what you need, also watch one of the tabs that are under your resources, its called disputed succesion or something, it shows countries that might be soon PU-able

What could end earth, kill people, brings life and cures diseases?

>>67986517
my dick

>>67986154
I actually intentionally let Poland lose that war. I can't have too strong neighbours, can i.

>>67986517
>They must have no legal heir or an heir with a weak claim
That happens like once every hundred years, but good point, though it forces me to go to war with them if i really want to sieze the opportunity.

But still, they fucked up and made the whole mechanic useless 99% of the time with the "needs to be of same dynasty" bullshit. In the game, there are only very few countries who share dynasties and in reality, all the ruling houses of Europe were intertwined.

>>67986517
Higher probability of this happening at once than me getting gf.

So, my gf could

I'm polish and I have 20 IQ my favourite hobby is sucking german dick and stealing cars.

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>>67985720
>tfw no shy Slovak qt gf
iktf :(

>>67987403
stôp those posts if u wanna post girls post good looking ones

>>67987403
she's adorable
>>67987705
post a better one then

>>67987818
go to Tesco take a pic of cashier and post it here, it will be improvement

>>67987705
why did you post her pics then?

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>>67987950
i thought you will ridicule her, make fun of her 13 year old boy body and >that jaw

instead everyone was delighted and one retard fell in love

not the best plan in hindsight

>>67987403
Dat horrible fashion sense though

How are you all doing tonight? I will have my first meal in 3 days in about half hour

>>67985646
Sorry I got bored and stopped playing, took a cold shower

Well I think dismantling the HRE was the biggest thing regarding aggressive impact, I could take a lot more after each member was on its own.

Most of South America is Andalusian, North America is quite typical - Canada, French colonies, Castile etc.

>>67988029
Are you gay?
>>67988182
That T-shirt is pretty lame, but the skirt is nice
I lik skirts, they're a rare sight nowadays

>>67988528
Skirts are not worn anymore because they fucking suck.

>>67988528
>Are you gay?

what did he mean by this? but no, i wish i was tho

>>67988029
probably not

now post more

>>67988662
What I mean is that she's pretty cute and you act like one of these "2/10 wouldn't bang because I noticed a micro imperfection" autists with meme high standards.
>13 year old boy body
Her body is alright, titties are small but nicely shaped
>that jaw
It's really not that bad
>>67988622
No they don't, I lik them

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>>67989492
>nicely shaped

ITS PUSH-UP

AHAHHAHAAAHAHA

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sister created me in Sims

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>>67989719
Here's you as a cat.

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what teh fuck

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this is why i dont have gf

>>67989719
>>67989804
>>67989852
you're a wizard, Harry

>>67962086
Sobotka actually said that there is no chance for Czech government to spend 2% on defense prior to 2025, because it won't be spent reasonably.
We have like 20 tanks from nineties. We have NO helicopters for EMS, because Sokol is too big and fat for the job. We have no transport planes for our APCs, because CASA is too small to carry them. We won't be buying any new artillery anytime soon, because some smartass figured out that modernizing the old ones will be enough for the time being. We will also replace old helicopters much later, because it will be more expensive than expected.

But there is no way, for the government, to spend the money reasonably in next nine years.

I can't wait for his face after the next year's elections.

>>67988430
What are you eating?

>>67990314
Pelmeni

I love cheating on my boyfriend with foreign students.

>>67989719
You look like a balkanite Tbh
>>67989672
I'd still tap that

>>67990351
kys cuck

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>le conservative slav qts ;)

xD

>>67990314
racuchy (drop scones)

>>67990520
Haha mad because all polish women prefer foreigners.

>>67990351
>>67990606
but you're not a woman, you're a bitchboi