Vocaroo thread - the English language edition

>>67945187
Let's all try to say

She sells seashells by the seashore

Better yet read this
The studio was filled with the rich odour of roses, and when the light summer wind stirred amidst the trees of the garden, there came through the open door the heavy scent of the lilac, or the more delicate perfume of the pink-flowering thorn.
From the corner of the divan of Persian saddlebags on which he was lying, smoking, as was his custom, innumerable cigarettes, Lord Henry Wotton could just catch the gleam of the honey-sweet and honey-coloured blossoms of a laburnum, whose tremulous branches seemed hardly able to bear the burden of a beauty so flame-like as theirs; and now and then the fantastic shadows of birds in flight flitted across the long tussore-silk curtains that were stretched in front of the huge window, producing a kind of momentary Japanese effect, and making him think of those pallid jade-faced painters of Tokio who, through the medium of an art that is necessarily immobile, seek to convey the sense of swiftness and motion. The sullen murmur of the bees shouldering their way through the long unmown grass, or circling with monotonous insistence round the dusty gilt horns of the straggling woodbine, seemed to make the stillness more oppressive. The dim roar of London was like the bourdon note of a distant organ.

c'mon guyzzzz

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>>67945187
cor blimey, slow thread lads.

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>>67945759
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14jw0Iy9AwQ

>>67945187
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G8jIjAPN1Z

>>67947099
get gassed, swedecuck

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>>67947209

>>67947165
geroyam slava

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IIRHFjqXQs

>>67947264
sweden sucks

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>>67947689
If you're gonna be like that I'd like my flag's colors back please.

Here, have some christmas jolly.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pYPZrFtVPO

>>67947898
It's like the creepiest recording I've ever heard. I feel so uneasy now :(

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>>67945187
>english edition
into the trash it goes.

>>67945187
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZLX7BOTTML
Okay guys. Try and guess what the fuck did i just read with my shitty pronounciation

>>67955502
no clue.