big dave edition
fuck this thread and fuck you
the bankers the bonuses
just take a hammer to them
kay-on
anyone seen my willy? can't find it
so fucking hungry lads
havent had anything but maggoty bread for three stinking days
getting a haircut tomorrow
do people look different as you travel to different parts of britain?
would you be able to tell someone from newcastle apart from devon?
SCOUSE PRIDE
WORLDWIDE
GEORGE 2020
a leader who stands firm for the people
got my cock out again boys
>>67943760
thought you were going out lol
>>67943779
fuck off lol
>>67943758
i can always pick welsh people because they all have big eyes and small mouths
also scots because theyre all ginger
>>67943771
same tbqh
HEEM
>>67943769
this is a terrible powerstance
it makes him look week
>>67943798
now this is much better
>>67943789
lol
>>67943758
not really, accents are the only obvious indicator
can't imagine how stupid you'd have to be to vote for brexit
>>67943769
could heem this pure melt power stance or not
Supposed to be on a diet but I ate a whole Yule log by myself in one sitting
>fall for the new girl at work
>realise she's way out of my league
>develop an obsession for a less attractive person
>they have a bf
>>67943684
Every circus has its clown, who is brit's clown?
theresa may is the worst prime minister the united kingdom has ever had
replaced this runts yule log with my own log and he still gobbled it up like a fat cunt lads
nonce
>>67943846
190 kg
>>67943850
ummm sorry sweetie don't you mean tony blair? x
can't even imagine the level of stupidity i'd need to achieve before brexit seems like a good idea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIjUESuwqes
cute retard
self hatred is reaching new depths lads
>>67943855
not funny desu
Trying to lose weight
When did Adam Hills decide to go with a full JUST look
christ
>brought labour to the centre of politics
hmmm maybe cause of the whole iraq war but not sure
not opened my curtains yet
might not bother
>>67943850
she can't fuck off soon enough 2bh
>>67943910
will be dark in 2 hours anyway
will start getting dark in 1
45 rolls of toilet paper is a lot of toilet paper lads
>>67943894
dunno why he's called adam hills hahaha he can't bloody climb any with that missing foot of his hahahahahahahahahahaha
more like adam stump
>>67943850
shes based
subtly undermining brexshit whilst distracting the rorkes with infringements of muh liberties
>>67943931
pics
>>67943889
she's most likely a gremlin creature underneath all that facepaint
Are the pakis on here looking forward to Winterval?
>>67943894
don't have a clue what you mean by this post frankly
par taking in a hobby of mine; watching vice documentaries
>>67943931
had a couple drinks the other night and ordered 100lbs of Sour Patch Kids again
need a steampunk bremain gf 2bh
still can't figure out whether alicia vikander is hot or not lads
>>67943993
Durrr NHS
need a joni mitchell gf
>>67943998
nah
her cloppers are a fucking state
hmm
hmmmmmmm
its happening
hmmmmm
>>67944041
Explain?
>>67943982
very good lad
>>67943956
advent calendar for size reference
>>67944074
>foiled for quality
>chunkier chocolate for the final five days
FOB
>>67944074
how big is the advent calendar lad? gonna need a reference
>>67944006
should write that on a bus
>>67944105
about your average advent calendar size
>>67944104
mumsy bought it for me
Business idea: affordable healthy alternative to crack cocaine
go see can i get some food
>>67944125
Vote Leave bus, or a Tory bus?
>>67944033
hmm that's what I fear. she seems to have the body of a fridge
>>67944065
aleppo
>>67944135
there already is that, it's called League of Legends xD
>>67944074
Why on earth did you buy 45 rolls of toilet paper?
what trimmings go with a chicken burger lads?
im leaning towards lettuce and mayonnaise
>proud european white man claims victory over third world brown coconut boy
>>67944183
that sounds fine, go with that
>>67944183
is this a joke? always lettuce and mayonnaise
business idea: on-demand rolling service for when your misplace or break your machine
>>67944183
red sauce or brown sauce
>>67944181
banter
>>67944183
mayonnaise is the Devil's Condiment
>>67944188
Whittaker v Brunson?
>>67944074
you can just see your little doggys paw on the top pack
chihuahua?
>>67944183
this but replace half the mayonnaise with chili sauce
>>67944183
Reggae Reggae sauce
tranny escort said i sucked dick well
>>67944229
lol
Look at my doggos in the wild
>in maccy D's other day with mate
>waiting in line
>Milf stood in front
>really tidy
>nice face too but crazy eyes
>apologizes to me for interrupting me as my order was being placed
>she apologies again even though there wasn't any need
>seems eager
>start talking to her
>get her number
>went round last night and fucked her senseless while her hubby was at work
>she's a proper slut
>text me 2 hours after asking me when I can go round again
>>67944253
lmao
>>67944261
very fast puppers playing at incredible hihg speed
>>67944239
sors?
>>67944272
i certainly believe that these events occurred
the workmen fitting my kitchen just caught me running up the stairs on all fours
On the back of a cartoon coaster
In the blue TV screen light
I drew a flag of Canada
A fucking leaf
With your face sketched on it twice
>>67944314
>>67944314
>he didn't start barking to convince them you're a dog
mate..
>>67944314
>>67944314
Oh you
>>67944272
>waiting in line when all mcdonalds have self-ordering computers
should have updated your gay little story mate
>>67944314
ohhhhh golly gee
why do you do that, I autistically run up my stairs sometimes but on two legs at least
>>67944272
I wish mate. I really do. MILFs are the ultimate fetish. Somethings about winning over another mans prize trophy and fucking it senseless.
>>67944314
lol
>>67944308
lads, imagine rolf harris reading this post to you
almost sent a /brit/ post to my gf
don't want to get her THAT dripping wet so early in the day
>>67944351
almost posted this exact gif
mindreader
>>67944314
>>67944258
very nice
is he a fellow bog roll enthusiast?
>>67944308
When you're good looking women tend to pay more attention to you. Confidence helps too.
>>67944360
Not the one near me, smart arse.
I could fucking deck every cunt ITT
>>67944385
yes he is the reason behind the purchase
Devon is obese
>>67944385
more like dog roll enthusiast!
>>67944390
please daddy
>>67944314
>>67944390
Did you watch UFC Melbourne last night? Proud Aussie Robert Whittaker HEEM'd Africa's pride and joy, Brunson
>>67944239
really makes u think
>>67944314
crying actual tears
>>67944398
and?
>>67944314
howling
>>67944428
just saying
Doggos in the wild
thinking about making a facebook page with memes about my shitty hometown
>>67944314
giggling
what do i do to stop the investigatory powers bill
been wanking to mia malkova for about 30 minutes now, but i just cant finish lads. really frustrating me actually
>doggos
>>>/reddit/
Are there distinct physical differences between the Welsh, Scots and English?
I think it's fair to say the English are the physically weakest while the Ulster scotch and native Gaels of Hibernia are of a more powerful, impressive fenian stature.
>>67944453
I've always wondered what breed of dog would be best suited to survival if all humans disappeared tomorrow.
look at this fucking dog
>>67944490
border collies
> housemate came in drunk last night and left the front door wide open all night
god I fucking HATE NORMIES
>>67944390
Maybe the few pakis on here and that's it.
>>67944499
that's a seal you mong
>>67944487
>asks question
>answers it
well, you seem to be managing the debate all by yourself so I won't bother chipping in x
Just watched a documentary about Polish workers being abused in England lads. Bunch of brexiteering racists, the lot of you.
just got back into bed desu
will i ever meet someone else i like as much as her
>>67944490
any of the species of wild dogs such as wolves, foxes, hunting dogs..
>>67944490
It would be my doggos
>>67944523
Please do contribute x
hope you benders know I hate each of you personally
Why do I always feel so cold when I smoke weed.
>>67944552
>buying dogs from a breeder
drown them then drown yourself
>>67944558
no you don't
>>67944567
that's God's disdain you feel
lost christ again lads
>>67944558
shut up u fucking dickhead
>>67944558
I-I don't c-care...
*turns away and wipes tear*
>tfw friends gf walked in on you practicing your roundhouse kicks
*kills your dog*
lol?
So THIS... is the power of the noble Scottish race...
Anyone here willing to poz my neghole?
>>67944558
I DON'T FUCKING CARE
>>67944490
reckon mine would do alright
they've eaten critters in my yard before and I bet they could manage the fence if they really wanted to
the grand tour is a bit too yankified for my liking lads
ah yes...misery and lonliness....very good
Is Farage a racist?
been doing big and frequent poos lately even though i haven't been eating that much
*peers at glasgow clock tower*
*nods*
it's time lads
the age of globalisation is over
>>67944628
yeah its shite Tbh
fucking yanks
>>67944628
mine as well 2bh
They've made it a bit cheesy, don't even try to hide where it's scripted anymore
might have a milky way
pbuh
Canadians
Thoughts?
>>67944639
Yes
>>67944639
He admires Enoch Powell and was a Nazi in school so probably haha
He's just smart enough not to reveal his power level
>>67944684
>>67944610
@realDonaldTrump "I love Hispanics" yes, so you do, so what? what is that wall about then? get yourself to fuck, you little orange rodent
>completely domesticated and docile animals which are 100% dependent on humans would survive in the wild
dont think you spackers have thought this one through.
Haven't read a single post in this thread
Loads of shit drivers about today. Nearly got into about 4 crashes within as many hours.
So, is this the worst TV show ever made?
>not living close enough to a town centre or church so you can't hear the hourly bongs
It's the comfiest feeling tbqh
>radiohead were ever good
>>67944705
don't understand this image iih
yet to meet a dog I haven't knocked out
>>67944742
You're a creep, you're a loser
>>67944732
I find it quite funny personally, Horne and Corden is probably my least favourite
>>67944749
how about your mum haha
>>67944732
>everyone listen to me exaggerate my glasgow accent and do random things ahhahaha
yes
>>67944732
>show
Fuck off Yank
It's a programme
>>67944610
>Scottish women
I wonder what ridiculous sounds she'd make with my cock in her mouth.
can I get a goodnight lads?
>21 year old, graduating no debt in 2 weeks, 62k a year job in Jan. No personal finance experience, how do I make the most of this?
fucking hate people on r/personalfinance
>i listen to music from post 1900
One of you wanna hold this thing for me? My hands are freezing.
>>67944710
so it's quite easy to get rich if you let America into your country
>>67944803
night :) xxx
>>67944314
fuking retard
>hating Limmy
I will deck every single one of you cunts.
>>67944803
ummm goodnight sweetie x
>have bowel incontinence
>girl at work scares me
>literally shit myself
>let out a horrific, wet and sloppy poo
>she heard it straight away and looked at me in disgust
ahh yes cannot wait for the nicknames tomorrow
https://clyp.it/llc0p0rc
I could literally demolish any of you
>take brother shopping earlier as he can't drive
>hate shopping with him as he's an absolute mong
>all he wants to do is smoke weed, drink and play xbox
>he goes straight to the booze isle
>stacks 2 crates of bullmers on top of each other
>goes to lift them in the trolley
>get caught on edge of trolley as he's weak af
>drops them both
>smash all over in the box
>leaking out everywhere
>the cunt legs it out of the shop
>have to leg it too as I'm gonna be the one responsible with him gone
>get to car
>have a laugh about it
>never shopping there again
>>67944851
this didnt happen
>>67944803
goodnight
>>67944851
Didn't happen
>>67944851
My sides, better hand your notice in m8
>>67944877
NOT
O
T
A
WORD
O
R
D
>>67944732
nah its good
whenever ireland says "could unironically deck everybody here tb.h"
i just imagine some ginger runt windmilling his arms madly in the oceana smokers area before getting absolutely heemed by a fat bird using her vape battery as a brass knuckle
>buy a nice car for yourself
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-38117507
need shite which i don't really want but people can buy me for xmas lads
what are some nice smelling colognes
>>67944851
wailing
>>67944610
>scottish """"""""people"""""""
>>67944869
*becomes a historically important building protected by the local council*
good luck aha
Blew a raspberry on the gf's tummy and she giggled :3
the weedman hasn't got back to me yet
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sNbazKudU3
>>67944928
garlic is nice, natural too
could literally suck any of you dry in 10 seconds
agreed to help my coworker move next weekend and I already regret it
time traveller from 2009 here
ama
time for a shower
>>67944966
was about to do a think but then thought better of it
>>67944966
woah
>>67944639
was debatable before but his love and support trump removed all doubt
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/27/princess-beatrice-slices-ed-sheerans-face-ceremonial-sword-attempting/
our beatrice
>>67944960
ayo whatchu need senpai
>>67945025
>It all began 'when James Blunt joked that he wanted a knighthood'
lmao whatever will the madman get up to next
tax the bankers bonuses to 100%, and give the income to the single mums.
literally cannot think of a single film i've seen, book i've read, or game i've played that had a decent ending
Housemate's ex-gf started getting really flirty with me and like a little bitch I fell for it completely and started sleeping with her but it turns out it was all a ploy to get the housemate back so she dumped me and broke my heart. They got back together but it didn't work out and he went off the deep end and had a genuine mental breakdown and had to be institutionalised. I've also been depressed ever since, but no one really cares about that because I didn't go as crazy as my m8 did haha
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ORpeoCyWvj
>>67945108
american psycho
>>67945105
Literally green party manifesto,
bla bla bala-bankers bonuses-bla bla bla single mothers.
tax the footballers to 100% and give the money to me
Labour 2020 manifesto
>RFID microchips in every white person to track their movements
>state enforced homosexuality for whites
>heterosexual propaganda banned from schools
>progressive income tax based on oppression level - white men taxed 99%, disabled black lesbians 0%
>the state stores your passport for you and you have to apply to borrow it back
>foreign aid increased to £500bn a year
>hate speech punishable by castration
>every private company nationalised
>upon leaving school you visit a job centre where an assessor assigns you a career
a tolerant society free of hate
any scousers
>>67945125
i used to have so many contacts on msn back in 2006-2009, why did i become so autistic?
dont tell anyone but I wee'd my pants twice walking home last night
>>67945175
shan't be tainting my eyes with a single pixel of this post
>>67945175
read all of this
*audience laughs*
philanthropic idea: photocopy a load of money and give it to the povvos
>>67945108
heart of darkness
The difference between success and failure is literally a few millimeters of bone
>>67945192
distinctly remember the moment when I no longer had anyone to talk to on AIM and began messenging the robots
>>67945210
Me on the left
>>67945108
Of Mice and Men
>>67945210
ah yes, so very handsome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XtVm8z28e4
good fun, the irish
>>67945175
>>upon leaving school you visit a job centre where an assessor assigns you a career
please be true
how do rapists fit their dick into a woman's clenched dry gash? that cannot be enjoyable or easy for the man.
same for gay rape. but benders are weirdos anyway so who knows why they do the things they do.
abolish the green belts
>>67945175
Oh, is that right?
*walks away and talks to someone else*
>>67945175
literally nothing wrong with the last point
>>67945276
ask ur dad
>>67945305
fuck off anime nonce leaf shitter
>>67945298
you've been waiting to do that haven't you
>>67945210
nah, it's all about height
>>67945276
i suspect they pry it open with a few finger sin both cases
also the the idea of forced violent rape is a meme
rape happens as ordinary sex that the recipient later regrets and retroactively accuses of rape
Tell me about the rabbits, /brit/
>>67945108
Heat and Captain Philips are the first that come to mind.
jeremy corbyn is a top bloke
>>67945276
Dick is extra hardened by lust, rage and hatred. No sphincter can resist this.
>>67945350
I get to tend them
>>67945294
how would you prevent ribbon development?
>>67945305
and where does the money come from to employ all these window lickers who didn't give a shit at school yet are handed jobs on a plate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elroYaDZwqU
Found an old video of me
>>67945349
Bit rapist la.
next year is DEFINITELY my year, and I'm not fucking kidding this time
>>67945330
hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>67945350
>nothin' personnel Lennie
>>67945350
*shoots you in the back of the head*
>>67945403
true though
t. trauma psychologist for the nhs
theory: barratt assign established architects for their expensive/london projects and work experience/student runts for the housing developments across britain
>>67945419
>Clarkson
>Married, kids
>Cruise
>Divorced 3 times, paying child support out the arse and is a mentalist
hmm
>>67945409
same here brah
>>67945384
nationalise the ribbon factories
>>67945397
haha what the actual fuck
cancelled my date today because i'm fat and ugly
>>67945465
>hammond
>happiest and most fulfilled of the 3
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-38117507
literally why? this makes me so angry
tbf my life has moved forward in some ways this year however minor
reminder that 2020 is gonna be the year
free remtrex
>>67945419
>cruise's shoes
lmao might as well use stilts
field of alfalfa for the wabbits deorge
>>67945390
The War Economy.
>>67945502
>snobs who finance BMWs can then only afford to eat at Brewers Fayre
howling
>>67945465
my point was that neither facial attractiveness nor height is the guarantor of success. it's an amalgamation of countless aspects
ah yes, gcse english edition
excellent
>>67945519
515
>>67945502
Greater London
anyone know what happened to eggman? dont browse r9k or pol.
Lennie had the retard strength
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR2Uon5BWC0
thought i was banned but it turns out i aren't
>>67945210
>millimeters
Fuck off yank
Some lovely 16 year old refugees
there is nothing wrong with leasing a car
>>67945547
Greater London
>>67945390
they would be employed either way? unemployment isn't high the way things work at the moment.
so there's obviously a need for them.
but this way no one wastes any time on their neet years or on Universal credit/housing benefit between jobs
>>67945502
Probably some organised crime thing.
West Scotland is like New Jersey in the Sopranos. Some gangster was assassinated just last week.
>>67945558
in the fucking building ennit
>>67945607
first of all marijuana is bud
>>67945604
visited recently and it was beautiful with normal people. didn't see anything wrong
>>67945502
Because we've became complacent and immoral leading the chav problem to increase tenfold (srs)
>>67945598
zero return on that investment
>>67945598
alri deano
>>67945594
Wish I could meet those tolerant people x
>>67945582
last i heard was that it was revealed he was a massive normie with a gf and he was just trolling
>>67945594
glad that the right have found a new way to ignore the plight of refugees, along with defending a murderer.
good to see the caricatures of the right wing being evil bastards aren't far off the mark
>>67945502
>random resteraunt on a major road
reeks of insurance fraud lad
>>67945628
you on a proxy or are you an actual hun senpai
>Rosberg won
Glad desu hate niggerton
>>67945598
well, if the leasing cost reflected the drop in value every month then yeh sure it would be fine.
>>67945639
>zero return on that investment
like renting a flat?
>>67945629
West Scotland i.e. West Central Belt
Strathclyde, Lanarkshire, Ayshire etc
Not much petty crime but still tonnes of crime families on the go
>>67945598
t. car leaser
>lease period: 36 months
ah yes
>>67945688
just like renting a flat
which is why you shouldn't rent a flat either
>>67945695
very true, they feed drugs into other areas of scotland and launder money through businesses. majority of eastern scottish heavy vehicle maintenance places are going under cause of this issue rn lmao
>>67945659
this probably made sense in your head but i have no idea what youre on about
>>67945714
Why should the landlord be left in unstable finances because you don't want to be "tied down"
whoa...
>>67945728
actually leasing is more like shared ownership in a house that degrades fast so when you've acquired it all it's done lol
houses last longer than cars so it works for them
>>67945764
ROCHDALE MENTIONED
MANCHESTER MENTIONED
>>67945741
nuke glumgow when
ruining it for the east coast as usual
>>67945781
You're still just pissing the money away however you want to look at it
>>67945764
>wombwell not on the map
hmmmm
>>67945763
just calling refugees liars in order to avoid dealing with their tragedy
classic deflection tactics really
>>67945766
if they don't want to do the work then being a landlord isn't for them. they shouldn't be allowed to expect money unless they put the work into tenancy sustainment
>>67945818
not with share ownership you're not. you're acquiring equity
in a car useless, in a house not