literally me edition
me in the middle
anime
3D women are NOT important.
>>67940859
me on the top right
>>67940859
You're very handsome <3
>>67941004
post arm
>>67940859
me on bottom right
>>67941031
You look like my finnish neighbour rakkii
>>67941042
that was the joke imho
Yay! it's the autism thread.
Hello friends.
>>67941083
hmmm, i tend to agree
>>67941083
hmmm, no, i have to disagree
only important post in this itt
>>67941067
But I wasn't joking
If someone told you, "close your eyes and imagine a yellow ball," would you actually see a yellow ball? Is it like a 3D model of a yellow ball that you can visualize completely, or is it the most similar image of something like a yellow ball that you've seen in your life?
All I see is black, I can't imagine images, shapes or even colours; it's just forever black? Is this normal? Did a little research and apparently it's called Aphantasia, not sure how frequent of a thing it is though?
>>67941162
to smart to joke
>>67941017
>my mfw when new the new itt is made
>>67941187
tourist?
>>67941217
Worker.
>>67941186
We're to smart to be funny
I'm watching a Russian qt right now. I hope she removes her clothes soon.
>>67941220
you're an aussie working in a cannibalistic country?
any good stories of the natives?
>>67941225
Provide link, thanks
>>67940830
greetings
please refrain from stealing our Memes in the future
regards, /brit/
>>67941240
I fucked one the other night. Second worst sex of my life. If your happy to wait then I'll type up why.
>>67941302
all ears. did you pay?
>>67941249
Look on MyFreeCams for HullyFuckG612
>>67941372
Uh thanks but no thanks
thanks
t.hanks
when did this general become super autism?
>>67941405
when i fucked ure mum lmao
She's gone now. :(
the gf
>>67941549
Dem green eyes.
I hope ya'll get terminal cancer
>>67941835
E-even me?
>>67941835
That was very rude Estonia.
>>67941835
I hopse so too lmoa
>>67941326
Haha, no I didn't pay. I'll try and make this short and only the best bits of the night.
I met this native girl at this shitty shitty nightclub. I wasn't too into her but she wouldn't leave me alone so I chatted and made out with her. The bar shut, so me and the chick and my friend caught a taxi to an even shittyer bar with corrugated tin walls. I make out with the girl and that angers some of the locals. I buy some beers to make these people happy, they finish the beers and want more. I told them no more beers and they threaten to kill me when I leave.
Skidaddle out of there with my friend and the chick. Catch a taxi back to the hotel, get to the room and started to get down to business. When I took off her bra I sucked her tit and it lactated into my mouth. Her body odour stunk and when I licked her she tasted sour. The girl was super drunk and was a starfish. She was shy and didn't want the lights on and kept trying to cover her exposed body. I didn't cum, and I went to sleep.
Cont.
>>67941966
Cont.
Wake up the next day hungover. Girl is asking where we are. She speaks terrible English and thinks I drugged/raped her. Spend half and hour explaining what happened. Tell her maybe she should leave. She doesn't want to and just sticks around for a couple hours. Eventually wants to have sex again, so we do and its just as shit as the night before. As were fucking she looks into my eyes and says "put baby in me, put baby in me. No condom, put baby in me". I'm annoyed at this point so I say okay and take the condom off. I started wanking and say I'll put it in when I ready but instead cum on her stomach. She's pissed and calls me bastard and has a shower.
I thinking she's finally going to leave when she gets out of the shower but she doesn't. Sticks around for another couple hours saying she is in love with me and I should stay in png and marry her. Tell her I have work to do and force her out the door. She asks for $2 for the bus so I hand it to her. She says she actually needs $10 for the bus, so I give that to her instead. She says she actually needs $20. Tell her 10 is enough and shut the door.
Fuck it was a bad choice to take her home. More annoying than anything else.
>>67941835
hmm, i tend to agree
>>67941916
Eshpeshially u
>>67941917
Fuck u Abo kunt
>>67941946
Dring pleach
>>67942030
>Eshpeshially u
>>67942043
nais mem tho
>>67941977
>>67941966
you utter mong
>>67942043
>>67942030
your' a bully
If u a bad bish put ur hand up
>>67942091
ty
thanks
t.hanks
>>67942105
lel that nignog child
>>67942132
värdjas, maha löön su raisa!
>>67942153
Selle diskrimineerimisjutu võiks ükskord ometi lõpetada, sest seda ei ole. Olemasolevate seadustega on kõik homode poolt esile toodud probleemid lepingulise vahekorra kaudu reguleeritavad.
>>67942115
Jump on my dick biash
>>67942094
Haha. Won't dispute that. It wasn't my finest moment.
>>67942251
Nooo
You're a selfish meanie
>>67942321
Imma curve this foot up ya ass if u aint finna succ dis cocc in 2 minutes
>>67942382
>>67942382
O-okay
Just stop bullying everyone
>>67942115
Liberate him then.
>>67942569
That would be mean too. I'm not a bully anymore
what is everyone up to on this gay sunday?
kinda want to slap a russian woman and tell her to stop being a bitch right now
thoughts?
>>67942569
Bitch i wish a nigga would. Playa gonna catch them fists
>>67942637
> Playa gonna catch them fists
What did you mean by this
>>67942621
GRAY**********
>>67942621
sucking some dick and baking potatos. Average gay sunday activities mostly
>>67942727
first bitchass nigga to test me gets cut
THAT GIRL IS A REAL CROWD PLEASER
>>67942830
*tests you*
Tidda you a slut, you can't even post anime.
>>67942894
*cuts u up so bad u need facial reconstruction surgery*
Good night.
>>67942979
Good night, lad.
>>67942939
But I thought that we agreed on that you'll stop being cruel!
>>67942979
G'night
>>67942979
Bad dreams and may you die in your sleep.
>>67943104
>smokes
>wears a hood to look cool
ahahahah
>>67943080
If a nigga wanna test me nigga gonna get me
>>67943104
Fixed it for you.
>>67943137
*hugs you from the back*
Got you!
>>67943150
That's better
>>67940830
>>67943150
>black hair
are you a nigger?
>>67943244
No, but I fixed it to fit the lithuanian guy
>>67943199
did he died
THAT GIRL IS A REAL CROWD PLEASER
THAT GIRL IS A REAL CROWD PLEASER
>>67943654
>thread updates
>see your post but the image hasn't loaded yet
>think to myself "it must be that frog looking around"
>pic loads
I've been here for too long
>>67943742
And you will continue to stay.
>>67943742
then leave
>>67943774
yes
/balt/? more like /gay/
>>67943928
gay 4 u bby
Niggers :DDDD
>>67944061
you can delete your posts and post it again without mistakes :-)
>>67944155
i bet your parents wish they could do that to you haha
>>67943928
you'r a gay, lol
>>67944155
thanks
good numbers btw
>>67944255
AND YOURE A PEDOPHILE
How much does it cost to change the purpose of land in Lithuania.
I'm bout to buy a 64a agricultural plot of land for 1k euros but I want to change the purpose to household.
>>67944424
I will buy land in Lithuania just to build houses and sell cheap.
>>67944371
I'm not. That's a boy and I'm not attracted to him, homo. (Plus, it's pedo that way)
>>67944468
Sure go ahead.
Anyone know the answer to my question?
>>67944538
>Sure go ahead.
You won't regret it, will make Lithuania cheap again!
>>67944571
But it is cheap.
Didn't you notice in my post that I'm considering buying a 64a lot for 1000 euros?
>>67944615
I meant to make cheaper houses
>>67944640
There's nothing cheaper than building it yourself.
>>67944640
Oh and houses that aren't near major cities aren't very expensive anyways.
Here, look around
http://en.aruodas.lt/
>>67944668
>>67944720
I will make it even cheaper and you will only need a IKEA toolkit.
>>67941977
what she look like? and why did she want you to impregnate her?
Estonians are discount Finns.
i just want Latvia to thrive again
how is this too much to ask for
>>67945041
>again
>>67945041
> i just want Latvia to thrive again
It's not thriving?
>>67945072
fuck off you fat cunt before i pearl harbor you again
>>67945107
We're not recovering fast enough, at this pace there wont be Latvians for the 'recovered' Latvia
>we had gdp and shieeet
>>67945145
> at this pace there wont be Latvians for the 'recovered' Latvia
So students are really moving to study in other cunts?
>>67945196
In Lithuania they study here because our government provides them with free higher education and when they finish uni they move to UK or Norway.
Ungrateful cunts, our hard working people pay for their education, and they just fucking leave.
Brb gonna go punch my punching bag
>>67945196
Not really, I just want this whole ride to take a faster pace. For an example a lot of Latvians living in foreign countries say that they would love to come back if the wages would get fixed here.
>>67945109
that is way off
>>67945270
>if i dont like it, its not true
allahu akbar to you too
>>67945246
Some students here do the same thing, yeah. Punch it for me too
>>67945269
I see. Hope it'll become better soon.
Slow and steady wins the race
Daenerys Targaryen?
More like dumb cunt who doesn't know her place
*post a ruse*
*waits for the (You)s*
>>67945425
>a nice russian
i feel bamboozled
swindled if you would
>>67945534
he's an anime betacuck who couldn't look you in the eye if you met him
>>67940830
Don't steal our memes please.
Thanks
>>67945657
Wtf, dude, why do you think like that about me
>>67945717
they're not yours wtf
>>67945758
i know what kind of person you are
i like you a lot but i wouldn't call you a man
hmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (that sound what people do when they smell or eat something delicious)
made some pelmeni
>>67945879
> i like you a lot
Thanks.
> i wouldn't call you a man
*punches you*
How about this, ah?
delet
>>67945979
yeah, hitting a girl would be the only time you'd have a change of winning. although, even then... doubtful.
>>67945958
how can people eat pelmeni? they're disgusting
>>67946057
I'm getting angry, dude. Reconsider my offering and delete your previous post or it's gonna get bad for you
>>67946141
this 2bh
>>67946158
not deleting shit, betaboy
I must unite the Baltics under the Estonian flag.
>>67946379
I shall crush your endevour.
>>67946199
Don't care, haha
You can tell him everything you want
>>67945041
>again
>>67945145
>We're not recovering fast enough, at this pace there wont be Latvians for the 'recovered' Latvia
Thats the plan, our goverment made that decision when joined the EU. So in a way its your own fault for electing your such backward gov.
We can only hope now for a nuclear fire for a hard reset.
>balt is so boring that lceland never came back
LOL
I fucking hate every single one of you.
Was masturbating while lying on the groun yesterday and my dog came up and started licking my balls and then he stuck his tongue up my asshole
Shit was lit
>>67946810
That's one of the most top ten Balto-Slavic sentences ever written down
>>67946710
Bitch.
Sug my dik lol :DD
>>67947212
>b-b-b-but he died
>it was....g-gang v-violence in Sweden
>h-he would be here right now if he could
>>67947291
Who are you quoting, piilupart?
>>67947291
But it's not boring, just have other stuff you know
>>67947374
A Latvian who has Parkinsons and a broken backspace
where'd that mongol rape baby go. gonna beat him to his chinky willy doesn't work anymore
/balt/? more like /shit/
/balt/? more like /dead/
/balt/? more like /slow/
/balt/? more like /joke/
/balt/? more like /boring/
/balt/? more like /gay/
/balt/? more like /useless/
/balt/? more like /fags/
/balt/? more like /beta/
>>67948279
/(You)/? more like /poo/ hahaha
>>67948311(chec)
L O L ! ! ! !
>>67948311
lmao rekt holy shitr
>>67948311
lmfao wow
>>67948341
>>67948368
>>67948469
>tfw reply from every /balt/ flag on 1 post
>>67948659
thanks ivan
>>67948542
ur welcome bby ;)
are albino niggers white?
>>67949263
Anything to please you
>>67949342
They are just inside-out Slavs
what should i post to get lots of (You)s?
>>67942105
>Haha I still can't believe Trump won
>Look at all these mongoloids
>I bet that niglet is hers, no daddy big surprise
>If only they knew how hard it was to keep from batoning them all to death
>I wish I was at home MAGA posting on 4chan
ivan why did you delete my (You)s????
going to bed goodnight lads
>>67950010
Good night, chap.
>>67950010
Good night
Afternoon lads. How are you all today?
>>67949963
I supposed that you wouldn't want to get em from me
>>67950244
GIB BACK
>>67950092
pretty bad, lad. caught a cold and now i have soar throat
>>67950376
thanks, I feel better now
estonia is rightfully italian clay
prove me wrong
protip :you cannot
What is the strongest steroid cream i can buy legally to initiate skin growth
really makes u think
I don't want to go to work today
>>67950855
>>67950917
I mean like really
>>67950979
Well I am speechless don't know what to say but makes my grinds rotate if you catch my drift.
>>67951015
Oh I totally do. I just never happened across this before. It's like a new chapter in my life. I guess it might be like this for you too.
>>67951064
This can't be real
>>67951088
I'm running empty here
nice dubs though
>>67950591
me in the top left corner
>>67951420
me in the top right corner
having a cheeky shit, lads
>>67951064
hahahahaha
lol so truuuuu
>>67952332
ayy lmao
>>67952332
>>67952439
l o l !!!
>>67953223
>>>67953075
>>>>
>> Anonymous 11/27/16(Sun)20:45:18 No.67952439▶>>67953075
>>File: Screenshot_20161127-204442.png (1.98 MB, 1440x2560)
>>>>67952332
>>ayy lmao
>>>>
>> Anonymous 11/27/16(Sun)20:59:22 No.67953075▶
>>>>67952332
>>>>67952439
>>l o l !!!
careful
this is advanced shitposting
Good thread
excellent
>no gf
what else is new
got an eerie feeling like something bad is about to happen ahahaahaha
yesterday i saw a car drive up to my house and shine a flashlight into my neighbours window
>tfw dead inside
>>67954385
hope its you dying haha
WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I LET YOU LIVE IF IM DEAD INSIDE
the weather has been so shit lately i dunno what t osay even
do you think any ex /balt/-posters have killed themselves?
THAT GIRL IS A REAL CROWD PLEASER
>>67954631
AYO
my enemies your enemies
Oh the weather outside is frightful, But the fire is so delightful, And since we've no place to go, Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
FORGIVE ME LORD IM INSANE
I think the president is smoking weed
when i was young i could picture living in luxury
Flooded Rolex at the Grammy awards
They still sellin' dope, that's those Miami boys
Killers everywhere, it ain't no place to run
Forgive me for my wrongs, I have just begun
FLOODED ROLEX AT THE GRAMMY AWARDS THEY STILL SELLIN DOPE THATS THOSE MIAMI BOYS
KILLERS EVERYWHERE IT AINT NO PLACE TO RUN FORGIVE ME FOR MY WRONGS I HAVE JUST BEGUN
feeling fuccking hyper again lads be right back
I woke up again and realized I am stupid
>>67954888
those trips tho
>>67954905
(You) are msart
>>67954936
No I am not but (You) are that
>>67954975
Have a (You)
>>67955039
Thank (You)
>no digits for 6 posts above mine
watch and learn, peasants.
>>67955094
eyerollwojak.jpg
First Lithuanian in this itt
>anon above states something
>check the facts
>they don't seem to add up
Well he is lithuanian so can't expect much
das racist
>>67955354
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>when bad numbers kick in
Where are the cool kids who get them?
right here
IM BACK AHAHAH
But you were off by one, come on...try harder
>>67955578
>here
Cultural warfare is going strong and im the only one who knows about it to be honest
>tfw fucking /woke/
one thing we all adore, something worth dying for
i was kidding look here
*hacking for the digits of culture*
WHO CAN I BLAME THE WORLD SEEMS STRANGE AT TIMES
THE KING IN THE NORTH
THE KING IN THE NORTH
TALK ABOUT A BAD DAY I LIVE A LIFE LIKE THAT
>tfw you are cultural at will
>these two gals come into the club and slap ur ass
what do
pretty slow thread
Northern hemisphere can't into culture
Okay seems like I gotta get surpise...as they say, it ain't a try unless you die trying.
*takes big sip on ES and goes for the cultural digits of glory*
WITNESS ME
pic related: me
>>67955826
>Northern
estonia nordic confirmed
literally the only one who knows how to win agains the vectors of evil
>>67955826
>northern
YES
>so dumb that can't even do anything right
Well seems like this is the end
poverty raised me
YOKO
>>67955900
>00
NOTHING BUT PAIN STUCK IN THIS GAME
>>67955900
>>so dumb that can't even do anything right
>Well seems like this is the end
Fucking finally
SHINOBU NI
ETOOOOO...
HEATHENS OUT
>Today
>Wake up
>"Oh shit i forgot to study the new phrases for Russian lessons"
>Realise it is sunday
>Realise i graduated high school years ago
AYAYO?
>>67955979
FUCK OFF YOU WHORE THIS IS A PAGAN GENERAL
>>67955924
>>67955943
Why is it when I don't really want it I get it. Why must miss Fortuna be so crude to me sometimes.
AYAYA
>>67956014
I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL DO BAD THINGS TO YOU
AYAYA AYAYA
>>67956047
enough with all the games enough with all the playn
>>67955980
Man i fucking hated studying Russian in school. Now i work in IT and never use it again
>>67956000
>>67956033
>>67956055
Nice script
>the animuphrase lithuanian got nice digits thrice
Nooo
>>67956074
I make em hollow tips rain when i unleash the poin
>>67956091
I have perfected the art over the years.
>>67956105
*unleash the pain
When are based Turnbull and Key finally going to get rid of the Queen? She's nothing but a shameful reminder of white Australia and New Zealand's terrible colonial legacy with white Britain.
They should lead the charge with Republicanism in the Commonwealth, saving us all from evil monarchy. And once the old inbred fucks are gone, diverse Australia and New Zealand and diverse Britain can have a strong friendship.
>>67956105
I MAKE EM HOLLOW TRIPS RAIN WHEN i UNLEASH THE POIN
CLOSE EYES, SEE THINGS
pretty shitty quality posts lads
>>67940830
*walks towards the camera*
SHITTY QUALITY POST RIGHT HERE
List of people that I like:
Myself
List of people that I don't like:
Everyone else
FIRE UP
>>67956143
>tfw to smart to understand this gibberish
>>67956166
DONT WALK TOWARS ME
>tfw can't choose your brain at birth so you're born autistic
AAAAAAAAA
>>67956164
>>67956173
>15 seconds
u must have no life at all
PLAY THE GAME NI**A NEVER LET THE GAME PLAY YOU
>MФB there are ppl itt who cant speak Russian
>>67956238
we are different people
I see the future and i can tell someything bad will happen
there is NOTHING wrong with being baltic
>>67956278
no shit, burger
your post was included as a reference
be happy with the (You) and shut up
>thread is spiraling down
Can't we make it go up or something
>>67956238
and ur gay
>>67956330
I'm not burger tho
this guy fucks
>tfw the only latvian flags who post in these threads are me and mikoto
>>67942633
always a good idea
why else did you protect the TV tower?
one thing we all adore
>>67954613
anime/k22y
>>67956361
fuck off american piggu
Am I the only one that despised Latvian posters? I hold a particular disdain for them, and I don't even now why. I don't see them much, but when I do I'm filled with disgust and rage. I mean, they're not the biggest shitposters, nor the most incessant. I think it's the cuntery combined with the godawful flag. Yeah, that's it, it's the flag. The shit coloured flag. Disgusting.
>inb4 some butthurt retard responds with a non-argument attacking my own country instead of countering the actual content of my post
post your favorite tupac song
>308 / 86 / 51 / 2
>tfw you and your 50 proxies have a conversation
kill me
>>67956448
Its tricky
>>67956426
you are one dense fella I said that I'm not american
>>67956429
if your poo is maroon colorado u have a problem mate
lads im torrented a movie
>>67956493
Where are u from then u dingus?
>>67956551
from my mums vagina
>>67956605
cocй хyй
>>67956664
don't know what this supposed to mean, quite a useless post
>>67956802
confirmed non balt leav naw
LOL
>>67955826
>northern
OF JES :---DDDDDDDD
>>67956391
u sure lol? xDDDDDDDD
>>67956951
your detective skill are quite shitty then
>>67956429
Well mate you've got your own problems if you're shitting blood, so imma let this one slip
Tell me why I should visit ur county