ITT:give a brief introduction on your country's history
>1624:Dutch came here
>1626:Spain came here
>1642:Dutch kick Spain's ass
>1662:Zheng dynasty came and kick Dutch's ass
>1684:Qing dynasty came and kick Zheng dynasty's ass
>1895:Qing dynasty sold us to Japan
>1945:Japan surrender and Kuomintang came
>Taiwan's history
It's nothing like Korea
>>67940597
Can you go back?
I miss you
>>67940680
And you, we want to be your only trafe partner
> Greeks and natives kill each other
> Romans and Carthaginians kill each other
> Visigoths and Romans kill each other
> Arabs and Visigoths kill each other
> Muslims and Christians kill each other
> conquistadors and Native Americans kill each other
> Europeans kill each other
> we kill each other
>>67940597
20000 years ago: Jomon came
4000 years ago: Yayoi came
300:There were over 30 countries in Japan islands
600:Yamato conquered West Japan
662:Yamato lost war against Tang and lost area in Korea
600 ~ 1800:There were some war but almost all civil war. Yamato changed name to 日本(Japan or Nippon or Nihon or Hinomoto). and conquered east Japan, Okinawa and Hokkaido.
1894:Japan beat Qing then got Taiwan.
1904:Japan beat Russia then got Korea and Karafuto(Sakhalin)
1919:Japan fought against German for WW1 and got islands.
1932:Japan made Manchuria and took alliance with Manchu emperor.
1937~ 1945:Japan beat Chiang Kai-shek and made true KMT by Wang Jingwei.
1941~1945:Japan conquered South East Asia and made independence of Asian countries.
1945:Japan lost. USA ruled Japan.
1952:Japan got independence but almost all politicians, teachers, professors and media were changed to spies.
1980s:Japan got great economy and technology.
1990s:Japanese economy stopped.
>Illyrian
>Romans invade
>Bulgarians invade
>South Slavs invade
>Principalities of Arbanon
>Ottomans come
>Slandering
>Ottomans invade
>Balkan wars
>Independence
>Ww1
>King ZOG
>Ww2
>Hoxha
>91' "democracy"
>97' coup
>Now
>dont exist until the 19th century because everybody is doing their own shit see GOAT map
>decide to get shit together and conquer rightful clay
>get pushed back by the west
>get bullied into accepting versailles
>start being mad and pull yourself from the ashes to the worlds greatest superpower in a mere 20 years
>start another campaign to conquer rightful clay
>this time the entire planet gangs up on us
>have puppet government installed
>EU is being introduced to hold us down
>reunification
>overtake EU and run the continent
>exceptionally economically powerful, top standard of living, social system you can believe in
>adored, admired, loved and appreciated by virtually everybody on earth apart from the Greek
>suddenly head of state decides to import trash for no reason, dragging the rest of Europe into this mess and everybody starts to hate us
>brainwashed population that got manipulated for 70 years thinks anything related to being German or being white is bad
>some of the biggest companies go to shit in economical war with USA
Its only downhill from here
> Random_number: And then it all got worse.
Why did Germany have to lose the swastika, but Nippon was allowed to keep the rising sun?
>>67945544
Nippons are not cucks (unlike germans).
>>67940597
>fight chinese
>attack west
>keep attacking west
>sometimes fight chinese
>become muslim
>keep going west
>keep going
>new republic
pretty much
>>67940597
>台灣
还有 裡 為 銹 亇 等等
台湾其实也使用一种简体字。
>Before 6th century: Celts, Germs and Avars (i think) live here
>6th century: Slavs arrive
>7th century: Samo’s empire
>end of the 8th century: Principality of Nitra
baisically the first "Slovak" state - ethnogenesis of Slovaks began here
>833: Principality of Nitra anexed by Moravia
>Hungarian nomad come
>895: Multiethnic Hungarian state is established
>1241: Mongols attack the Hungarian Kingdom killing 25% of the population
>Kings of Hungary invite mostly German guests to repopulate the Kingdom
>16-17th century: Turks occupy most of Kingdom of Hungary and Austrians btfo Turks
>Austrian empire later Austria-Hungary
>19th century nationalism begins
>Magyarisation (Hungarians want a nation state) - pretty succesful in cities
>WW1
>T R I A N O N
>Czechoslovak republic
>WW2
>Slovak state
>help Hitler invade Poland
>Socialist Czechoslovakia
>commies btfo Germans living in Slovakia
>1989 communism ends
>1993 Slovak republic
>Pre-colonial: Bunch of separated tribes fucking around with each other.
>1521: Some Portuguese bloke named Magellan comes, looks around a wee bit and gets his ass shanked my some natives; the rest of his posse buggers off back to Europe.
>1543: Minor expedition, the name "Las Islas Filipinas" is created
>1565: First European settlements are created, followed by the subjugation of native kingdoms and then formal colonization.
>Three centuries of Spanish rule.
>1896: Outbreak of the Philippine Revolution; First Republic is established.
>1898: Outbreak of the Spanish-American War. Americans give the Spanish a sound thrashing and "liberate" us.
>Thanks USA!
>1899: Philippine-American War. We handily lose and get a new overlord.
>Throughout their rule, Americans slowly grant us increasing autonomy
>1935: The Philippine Commonwealth is established. We get elections and all that. Basically pseudo-independent at this point.
>1942: Japanese invade, new overlord yet again; Second Republic is established with anti-West nationalists at the helm.
>1945: Liberation. Full independence is granted and the Third Republic is formed.
>1965-1986: Dictatorship and the Fourth Republic
>1986-2016: Fifth Republic
>2017: China becomes our new overlord.
>>67944874
>Japan beat Chiang Kai-shek
not quite. though I guess that depends on your definition of "beat"
Japan should have won though
>481 : Coronation of Clovis, King of Francs
>496 : Clovis becomes a christian
>511-751 : Merovingian kings
>751 : Charlemagne, King of France
>800 : Coronation as a Emperor for Charlemagne
>843-911 : Things with Viking and shit happening
>987 : Hugues Capet, first King from the Capetian dynasty
>1066 : Guillaume, duke of Normandy, go to kick some brits' ass
>1095 : First crusade
>1154 : Henri II Plantagenêt, King of England
>1229 : Saint Louis coronated King of France
>1337 : Start of the Hundred-Years war
>1420 : Troyes Treaty, France is being governed by England
>1412-1431 : Life of Joan of Arc
>1427 : Charles VII is being coronated
>1453 : End of the Hundred-Years Wars
>1495 : Start of Italian wars
>1515 : François 1er, King of France
>1572 : Protestants getting massacred during Saint-Bartholomew's day
>1594 : Henri IV, King of France
>1598 : Edict of Nantes
>1610 : Henri IV assassinated
>1617 : Louis XIII becomes King of France
>1652 : Start of the reign of Louis XIV, the Sun King
>1715 : Death of Louis XIV
>1728 : Louis XV, King of France
>1774 : Death of Louis XV, Louis XVI is the next King
>1788 : Shits begin to happen
>1789 : 20th June : Tennis Court Oath, 14th July : storming of the Bastille, 26th August : Declaration of the Rights of the Man and of the Citizen
>1791 : Louis XVI is captured during an attempt to flee the country
>1792 : First Republic is proclamated
>1793 : Louis XVI is executed, the Terror begins
>1794 : Robespierre get rekt
>1796-1798 : Napoleon rekt shits in Austria, Italy and Egypt
>1799 : Coup d'Etat from Napoleon
>1800 : Napoleon is First Consul
>1801 : Concordat
>1804 : Civil Code, Napoleon is the Emperor of France
>1805 : Get rekt at Trafalgar but win at Austerlitz
>1808 : Blockade against the UK
>1812 : Russian campaign
>1814 : Napoleon get rekt, send to Elbe Island, Louis XVIII becomes the King of France
>1815 : Napoleon comes back, gets rekt at Waterloo and is exiled at Saint Helena
>1824 : Charles X, King of France
>>67946104
why don't you talk about your dick drip land of nothingness
>>67947072
>1848-1852 : Second Republic
>1852 : Second Empire
>1857 : Conquest of Algeria
>1870 : Third Republic and Franco-Prussian war
>1887 : French Indochina
>1905 : Seperation between the Church and the State
>1914-1918 : WWI
>1939 : Declaration of war to Germany
>1940 : Got rekt by Hitler, proclamation of the Vichy governement
>1941 : Jews get arrested
>1945 : Get liberated by the US
>1945-1958 : Fourth Republic
>1958 : Fifth Republic
>1962 : Algeria becomes independent
>1968 : May's demonstrations
>1969 : De Gaulle resigns
>1969-2016 : The Cuckening
Tried to make it the most brief I could desu. But a lot of shit happened.
>>67940597
>台 not 臺
You dishonor taiwanese traditional chinese. Please commit judo.
>>67947072
>>67947312
Don't Frogs understand the word "brief"?
Nobody is going to read that wall fo text, you might as well delete it and save up the space
>>67947302
Hi Famous Amos
>600-900 - Tribes and shit
>900-1200 - HRE Principality
>1200-1300 - Premyslid kings - Age of glory
>1300-1400 - Luxembourg kings
>1400-1500 - Hussite revolution - Age of military glory
>1500-1900 - Habsbourg industrial colony
>1900-1938 - First republic - Age of glory
>1938-Present - Shit
>>67947072
FRENCH HISTORY BEGIN WITH GAULS!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>67940597
>1000:Norse colonize Vinland(actual Newfoundland) but get GTFO by Natives
>1534:New France
>1755: Deportation of Acadians
>1763: Britain takes New France
>1791:Province of Quebec is divided between Upper Canada(English-speaking) and Lower Canada (French-Speaking)
>1837: Upper Canada and Lower Canada revolt against Britain for more rights but they get rekt
>1840:Upper Canada and Lower Canada merge together to form United Canadas
>1867:New Brunswick, Nova Scotia and United Canadas merge together to create Canada
>1880: Canada takes Rupert's Land and the North-Western Territory then the Metis people revolts but get GTFO
>1871:British Columbia joins the Confederation
>1873:Prince Edward Island joins the Confederation
>1880: Britain give his Arctic islands to Canada
>1885:Metis revolts again but get rekt
>1917:Conscription Crisis
>1931:UK gives sovereignty to Canada
>1944:Conscription Crisis (again)
>1945: Newfoundland joins Canada
>1970: October crisis
>1982: Canadian constitution is rapatried
>1994:Turbot war
>1988:Canada become multiculturalist
>1995:Second Quebec referendum
>1997:Sponsorship scandal
>2016:Trudeau
>>67950989
>>67947312
>>67947072
>>67946226
>>67946124
>>67945433
>>67944874
You ruined this thread. Nobody is going to read through your wall of text bullshits
>there wasn't any history before swedish came and civilized us
>>67952174
lazy fagit
>>67940597
>2017: A white German man with a Taiwanese soul moves to Taiwan and becomes known as the greatest toesuccer the island has ever seen, leaving his mark on Taiwanese society in form of a massive increase in birth numbers 10 months after his arrival
>petty kingdoms and villages
>4 wars with Ming
>8 wars with Thailand
>3 wars with the bits
>colonised
>independence
>socialist shithole
>military dictatorship
>civil war
>democracy
>ethnic and religious tensions