>"I'm Danish!" >do DNA test >50% Iberian

>inb4 90% sub-saharan african

she looks more portuguese than danish to be honest.
Did she really hought she was 100% danish???
She has soft/round features, plus brownish/green eyes, hair is obviously dyed

>>67939069
What?

>>67939069
(((((Danish))))

>>67939069
She's still a cutie patootie.

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>"I'm Finnish!"
>do DNA test
>50% mongol, 50% alien

>"I'm Dutch!"
>do DNA test
>65% water and 50% herbs

>>67939069
BLACKED.com when?

>>67939069
Her face is definitely moorish, she is still qtie tho

>"I am Greek"
>do DNA test
>50% olive oil 50% WE

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>>67939322
Anglos: The Great Down Syndrome Mud Defenders

I would never guess shes Danish t bh

>"I am Hungarian"
>do DNA test
>100% pure mongol genes
really makes you think

>>67939402
Fun fact: when Churchill was stationed in Palestine, his sister wrote him tearful letters asking him not to convert to Islam, since the family had heard rumours.

holy shit im culture shocked desu

>>67939427
>"I am Romanian"
>do DNA test
>100% hungarian genes
makes me wonder why

>>67939464
I culture shocked you're mum desu lad

>>67939069
Moor'd

>Lauren Sulista

She's denying the test in the video

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGJkf4BLxTw

would you a Lauren?

>>67939503

excellent post "desu lad"

she is so cute
also:
>2016
>nationality

>>67939069
we'll her last name is Southern, and Nordics are Northern

>>67939069
She's 100% qt.

>>67939244
So just regular finnish then?

>>67939616
this
there's just one race, the human race

>>67939646
Sounds like you're Hungary for black cock.

>>67939069
isn't she like 15% iberian?
and that hair dyed btw

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>>67939529
>Barbosa'd

>>67939666
unnecessary BBCposting

>>67939069
She dyes her hair and doesn't look nordic at all.

>>67939666

>if you were smart enough to ask your conservative family about you're makeup of race you would've known this

you probably need to gb2 canada, eh?

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>I am Turkish
>Do DNA test
>%50 Greek %50 Armenian.

>>67939742
Can you please decode this for me.

>>67939069
She looks just like a girl in my class, just that she has green eyes instead of blue. So it's not that far out to think she is nordic.

Also she should try diffrent DNA test companies. They are not that reliable.

>>67939785
You done got genocided. I mean you didn't. I mean...

>>67939785
100% turkish then?

>>67939785
come home /hellenic/ man

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>I am French
>Do DNA test
>50% Moroccan 50% Algerian

>>67939069
qt hedgehog.

>>67939708
good post

>>67939789

we're different ppl "bud"

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>>67939785
>be pure Filipino
>is actually a Spaniard rapebaby

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butifel

Lauren looks like a much plainer Kirsten Dunst so I was pretty unsurprised when I heard she has Danish ancestry

I have no clue how AncestryDNA assigns % so I can't give any opinion but 50% Iberian definitely points to something genuinely Southwest European (unlike the very low %s she got for British Isles which are probably just shared Danish-British DNA)

I do love the anxiety white identitarians feel when they look at these test results without exactly knowing what they mean. is that an yggdrasil pendant she's wearing btw?

also damn, /pol/acks are retarded

>>67939069
I really hope my DNA test comes back somewhat nonwhite so I can identify as nonwhite.

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>>67939069
>do DNA test
>100% Polish
Does this mean i'm rightful kinf of Poland? From what i heard nobody gets 100 percent of one nation.

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>>67939888
https://youtu.be/iGJkf4BLxTw?t=337

>>67939981
ahahaha BEANED

I bet she feels dirty now

>>67939981

guess there's something genuinely southwestern in her ancestry, then. I don't recall coming across any pure dutch scoring that sort of Iberian on 23andme but I could be wrong

>I don't know what I am
>DNA test is 100% loss of €200

>>67940193
fuck, nevermind. that's still AncestryDNA, the similar layout confused me

and of course, I meant Danish, not Dutch.

Brits and Irish seem to get Iberian on AncestryDNA so maybe she's quite a bit British/Irish

>>67939977
it's impossible, since Poles are a mix of various european people.

>>67940355
That's what i'm talking about. My friends did those tests too and they all got some german, czech or even russian but not me. I literally got 100 percent polish. Am i King of our country?

>>67940560
You're the potato master of onions.

I did a DNA test and the results were

I am Greek

>"I'm Serbian!"
>do DNA test
>20% Greek, 60% South Slav, the rest is scattered shit like 5% Scandinavian and even some West Europe (France)

How in the fucking hell?

>>67939148

This meme that she looks non-white is triggering me a lot.
She looks like a generic Ameriburger.

>>67940285
Aryjews

>Why is my DNA not restricted to one politically confined area?

>>67940768
Well Slavs did live very close to scandinavians and your ancestry does go back thousands of ears.

>>67940840
>your ancestry does go back thousands of ears

I think the Byzantines preferred cutting off noses

>>67939872
:D

>>67940840
Slawish people are the last people to leave Africa so they never made connections with the Scandinavians

>>67940906
?

>>67940906
Slavs came from the east, Hans kun.

>>67939981
BERBERED

>>67940906

>Slavs
>Africa

Are you retarded or just a Jew/Turk?

>>67940931
He is Greek

>>67940996
wrong, Scandinavians are subhumans too

>>67940906
Does this mean i can guilt trip white wimminz to suck my bbc?

>>67940937
Look in your face Pyotr, do you not see the similarities? For me it is absolutely obvious that Gemanics were the first race to leave Africa. They settled in the North. Second came Iberians who lived in the South. At least, some 3.000 years ago after the fall of the Egypts a lot of African tribes moved northwards and settled in what is now called Eastern Europe. Due to the low sunlight their skin got lighter and their facial structures changed and their body adapted.

Basic biology, do your research.

>>67940768
European peoples have been around for centuries, do you really think they didn't intermingle at all until modern times?

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Anglo here

>>67941104
>t. proud nationalistic Turk living in germoney

>>67941156
>"Anglo"

Do people on here unironically give a shit about non-northern European ancestry?

Guarantee you most /pol/acks have admixture with people they'd consider subhuman.

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>>67941156

>>67941134

No, it's just the Scandinavian and French bit that caught me off guard. The Greek thing isn't a surprise. I was expecting something like Bulgarian and Romanian to pop up as well due to our proximity, but it didn't.

>>67939069

I would like to do a DNA test but my grandfather on my mother's side was from a German minority in Romania and I don't want to find out I have parts of tracish DNA.

>>67941104
>t. I am greek

>>67941282
What are this man's thought patterns? Do you think he craves raw meat?

>>67941348
not as much as you, gay boy

>>67941348
more like raw bananas

>>67941283

It doesn't mean anything. These tests are designed for Amerilards who are 3/6 Irish and 1/5 German and so on.
When their program encounters something it's not calibrated to analyze it just gives silly results.

>>67941378
>Greek "bants"
Shouldn't you be fiddling with little boys so you can find a dick that's actually smaller than yours.

>>67941378
?

>>67941420

that's what I'm doing right now with you xD xD

>>67941446
Reported to the IBCA.

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>"I am southern Brazilian"
>100% white genes direct from God Thor

>>67941577

She doesn't even look German

>>67941593
She looks German/Spanish.

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>>67941593
Nah, you are jealous because she was born in whitest land on earth

>>67941593
she looks perfectly German. I'm starting to think the pale NEETs on here have forgotten what tanned people can look like

>>67939069
she's not a natural blonde by the looks of it and has dark eyes so not surprised

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>>67941593
>>67941705

>>67941733

She looks mullatto man

>>67941793
She looks like 95% white and 5% other.

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>>67941793

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>>67939583
>iberian peninsula
>im spanish!!! :OOO

>>67941889
>I'm wog I swear
>Do DNA test
>100% Lebo

>>67942048
That's definitely wog.

>I am Swedish
>do DNA test
>100% Somalian

>Those eyes
No shit she's not white.

>I am X nationality
>doesn't speak the language and celebrate their traditions
wew

>"i'm belgian!"
>do dna test
>50% dutch, 50% french, 50% germanic

feels good lads

>>67940560
Hi, could you tell me what company is the best to di DNA test?

>>67943412
kek

>>67944115
We did 23and me since they can ship you tests to Poland but it'll cost you few hundred onion money.

>>67943412
What's so weird about it? You've got typical native Swede result.

>I am Danish
>do DNA test
>100% midlaner

>>67944161
And doing that DNA test is safe? I'm not a mad theory man but.. you give your adress and DNA to foreign company

>>67944322
And? You're already using internet. If somebody would want to track you down they've done it already. Do the test or not i don't care.

>>67944420
Did you buy health+dna pakiet? It costs more but maybe can be useful

>>67939538
wite and germanc xd

>>67944551
Yes.

>>67943885
wtf? what about the other 75%?

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>I am portuguese
>do DNA test
>95% North African

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>I'm from Amsterdam
>Do DNA test
>50% The Hague, 50% Utrecht

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I did AncestryDNA too but I wasn't surprised at all, I knew I was 75% Irish/ 25% English (Anglo-Saxon) which was pretty much reflected in my results.

Trace regions are a meme.

>>67941798
Have you seen Western and Southern germans?

>>67939981
>1% Ireland
haha nonwhite bitch

>>67946695
redheads are the true whites

>>67939583
is there something wrong with her mouth?
maybe her teeth, she reminds me of christian bale

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>>67946736
>tfw you red it "retards"

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I see someone got Fernando'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7vArAdpAXc

>>67939583
she looks like the average american white girl I think
also is her hair dyed or naturally that blonde?

>>67939069
I guess that's where she got her last name LMOA

>>67941577
Isnt she part lebanese

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>>67946907

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>>67939069
"I'm Anglo"
>do a DNA test
>50% Norman 50% danish
I WISH I WAS JOKEING ;-;

>>67947000
100% homosexual

>>67946116
Everyone in the British Isles is 1-3% Iberian :)

>>67947206

:p

>>67947206
>>67947243
No incest you two.

>>67939069
Doesn't look Danish at all

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whitest in thread

>>67947741
>finnish
>white
Eskimos are white now?

>>67947741

>Irish
>Unassigned


Pekka I.....

>>67939069

it was 10% iberian.

>>67947741
>ANY percent Irish

Mate....

>Do DNA test
>33.3% Sub-Saharan African
>33.3% Native America
>33.3% European; Ashkenazi Jew
>0.01% Aboriginal
Feels good to be white.

>>67947206
wtf are you talking about

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>>67948077

>33.3% Ashkenazi Jew

Yes, yes, very white.

>Do DNA test
>30% native america
>60% sub-saharan africa
>7% unassigned
>3% iberian

White as fuck

>>67948118
In all most all of the DNA tests that I have seen taken by Britons and Irish people they are 1% to 3% Iberian.

>>67948325
nasty

>>67948325

it's an "educated" guess when it comes to trace amounts to be fair, not absolute.

>>67939244
cute

> "I'm Russian"
> do DNA test
> 33% Mongol, 33% Finngol, 30% Tatar, 4% German
> "I'm Ukrainian"
> 50% of Russian genes, 40% Turk, 10% Ashkenazi.
> "I'm Belarussian"
> 99% white master race, 1% Potato

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>>67939069
She looks like a nigger with makeup

>>67948384
Of course, but it's there and it seems they are not just isolated results.

Why does she look weird?

Is this how the Poortugese look?

>>67948663
Because she's a euromutt.

>>67947741
>0.6% Eastern European
>0.5% "Broadly" European
Kek. Mongrels.

>>67939583
Oh wow I never heard his voice before

>>67940784
She's Canadian

>"I'm Spanish!"
>don't do DNA test because us europeans are not retarded or WE WUZ like amerifats or leaves
>100% Spanish
Why is it that you colonial nations have it so difficult to determine who and where you come from? Pretty pathetic, if you ask me.

>>67939069
Too much make up.

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>>67949881
>implying any new worlder takes pride in their Spanish heritage

>>67950013
I have never implied that, are you retard even capable of reading? Amerifat education in the works, I guess!

>>67950140
Dude, just shut the fuck up. He's totally wrong anyway cause I have seen Mexicans on here talking about that they were proud of both parts of their heritage even though it seems weird to other people because they seem to clash.

>>67939438
delete this right away

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>>67950207
>Dude, just shut the fuck up.
You americans are the worst posters in this stupid place.

>>67950207
>Dude, just shut the fuck up
Holding back your tears, my man? I don't give a fuck about what an amerifat has to say, he's so insecure he's drawing conclusions I didn't even imply, kinda like you're too insecure to answer politely. Fuck you.

>>67950219
Shut up, John Buttholington.

>>67950310
Alright I'll let you enjoy your 5 foot 7 height, 20,000 dollar a year salary, and drug addiction Pedro.

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>>67950207
>Dude, just shut the fuck up

>>67950422
>5'7
>drug addiction

Americans believe this

>>67950422
That's some harsh projecting if I've ever seen one! Sorry, but we're not all as miserable or as unfortunate as you.

>>67949881
Yes my Moorish friend. You are indeed 100% Spanish and no one can tell you otherwise. See you at the Mosque of Cordoba for prayer (:

>>67950687
I've never been to Cordoba, and I'm not Moorish. Your samefagging is pretty pathetic. Go outside and play in traffic or something, fatso.

>>67950538
Well considering I'm a 6 foot NEET who is not addicted to drugs, it's not projection at all. You were making assumptions on me based on my country of origin so I did the exact same thing to you, you damn fool.

>>67950774
I see. Sorry you had to expose yourself as a NEET. Good luck.

>>67943885
>"I'm belgian!"
>do dna test
>"you are from a country that isn't very relevant"

>>67950538
The same moron who calls someone "an Amerifat" calls people retards and shit wants his own personal no name calling safe space?

>>67950827
Okay so what? Who gives a fuck? I can reenroll at the college I was already accepted to.

>>67950827
I could still get more pussy than you being a NEET you provider cuck.

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>>67950849
>>67950916
>>67950958
Grade A sperging, my dudes. Relax, you don't have to prove yourselves to a stranger on an anonymous online imageboard. Unless you felt like you absolutely had to...

>"I'm African American!"
>do DNA test
>99% pure Egyptian Pharoah and 1% Cherokee

>>67946871
dyed

>>67939069
>I am Argentinian
>Do DNA test
>50% asspaniard 50% shitalian

>>67951459
100% white.

>"I am Italian."
>do DNA test
>100% Romanian

>>67951537
>Mediterranean
>White

>>67939069
She looks like a British chav teenager from 2006 in this pic

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>>67941156
>34% Sub-Saharan African

>"I'm vaguely west european"
>Take DNA test
>100% vaguely west european

>"I'm Spanish"
>do DNA test
>100% Norwegian

>>67939244
keksi

"I'm English"
My DNA test looks like the map of Europe

>>67940784
>She looks like a generic Ameriburger.
In other words, a non-white.

>>67951567
Devi tornare in romania

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>I must be pure celt because I am ugly as sin
>get dna test
>18% ashkenazi jew

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>be English
>do DNA test
>100% Welsh

>I am Palestinian
>Do DNA test
>It doesn't exist

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>''Im danish''
>do dna test
>100% danish

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>>67958455
>tfw this feel

>>67939069
>"I know I'm danish from my fathers side"
>"Heritage from Spain/Scandick/West Europe"
>/Int/ "HURRDURR SO WHIET!!1!! LLOLOL SUGG ID DRUMB SUPPORDEREDER!1"

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>>67958669
Could've been worse

>>67958742
Like?

>>67941156
>34% SSA
i am the negro.