ITT:We pretend to be Polish

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kurwa perogies pszz

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>>67938409
oh hoho kurwa zczc! zczzc! *dance*

>>67938382
>eu money was late again
>it's like another holdomor

>>67938454
ukrainian diaspora detected

>>67938409
>x

you tried and failed on the second letter, that's gotta be some kind of record

zagłębie wzywa

>>67938382
Pije kawe :D:D:D:D

Kurwa!

>>67938467
>>67938471
butthurt squad right on time

jebany kurwa you no deserve win i go feed

>>67938491
Why butthurt? There is no x in polish alphabet, that's all.

>>67938491
oh no I got rused into the dreaded butthurt by master ruseman from wykop, how will I ever recover

>>67938532
who the fuck cares you autist

cant take a joke?

mid or feed kurwa

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>>67938548
He isn't butthurt at all
be kind to your kurwas

>>67938606
>>67938548
>>67938532
>>67938467
Just a bit of banter holy shit

>>67938606
>>67938652
nie włazić między wódkę a zakąskę

>>67938382
KUUUUUUUURWA POLAND STRONK
GERMAN-NAZIS AND RUSSIAN-BOLSHEVIKS EVILL !!!!


>>67938454
I keked so hard

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>>67938776
co to dubli jesterm tilko wypierdalaj zscsczsc!

uwaga kurwa, spierdalaj wislaaaa!

ill share my experience pole bro

me : I know a polish intellectual
pole A : who
me : marie curie
pole B : shes a french
pole A : is she?
pole B : yes she is
pole A : hey japankun are you sure?
me : hmm no
pole B : do you know other polish intellectual?
me : hmm no
pole A : nevermind

>>67939964
kek

>>67939964
Copernicus?

>>67940104
german living in poland

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>>67939880
>wislaaaa!
o ty kurwa gnoju jebany

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reminder that lech wałesa was communist agent and a traitor

>>67940120
National German? wasn't he born in Poland?

kurwa wodka kurwa bydlo wiedzmin kurwa

>>67940225
in a german family

>>67940148
Pissed a pole off with the only 3 words i know.
Nice

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>>67940470
>wisła

u better run nigga

>>67940120
>>67940247
It didn't exist back then you imbecile.

He fought against germans and spoke Polish. He was Polish.

Ha, bliat, koleżki, czy macie może papierosa?

>>67940505
>an astronomer
>fought

>>67940470
it's like being proud that you made water wet

KURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRWA
WHERE THE WHITE KURWA WIMMIN AT
>squats beside you
KURWA, GIBS ME DAT TRACKSUIT

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>>67940625

>>67938409
Its pshicszky po sczyky

I am not fucking Polish. I am a descendent of Silesian noblemen.

KURWAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

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>>67938382
クルワ マ バラテ

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>graj sobie w gry zamiast się uczyć
>Dirt Rally
>jedź sobie Audi Quattro
>przypomnij sobie co masz do zrobienia na jutro
>rozjeb się o skały
może lepiej było się pouczyć jednak hmmm

>>67940104
>>67940120
>>67939964
Tesla

kek
wodka kurwa
jan pawel ruchal male dieci
polishfagz are pussies kek

Guten t-
I mean priv
KUUUUUUURRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAA!

jagelinia

plumbing, vodka, KURWA

I'm angry and depressed at the same time.

>>67947913
that is in rromania though

POLAND STRONG RUSSIA WE WAR YOU

I talk shit about Jews but I've always got some get rich quick scam in the work.

>>67940247
His father was a Polish noble. His mother was Warmian and while Warmia was German speaking back then, Warmians were ethnically Baltics/Slavs

szawasczzcxz KURWA HAHA PIEROGI LWÓW GDAŃSK KURWA szczcsssz HUSSAR HAHA WÓDKA KURWA POLSKIE WITAMINKY HAHA ŻUREK szczzsaz

>>67938382
WE WUZ VANDALS AND SARMATIANS AND SHIEEEETT! (I hate Russia btw)

>>67940225
Schopenhauer was born in Poland too
"Danzig" in 1788 were polish

Pierdole, kurwa!
*moves to Britain*
We need to keep foreigner out of Polska!
*moves to Germany*
Polska belongs to the Polskis!
*moves to Norway*
Not to the Islamskis!
*moves to Iceland*

>>67938382
>*hiss*
>*crackle*
>*pop*

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i lik Spen, do u lik Spen?

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>>67948981
kek'd

HOL UP
*steals car*
HOL UP
*picks vegetables*
HOL UP HOL UP
*gets partioned*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*immigrates to the West*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*leaches the EU*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*Kurwas internally*
SO U BE SAYIN WE SOME FINNA HUSSARS AN SHIET KURWA?

>>67940498
>Wolyn.

Poles dont understand banter, its not even a word in polish so be careful

>>67949126
MY
BYLIŚMY
HUSARZAMI
I
GÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓWNO

>>67938382
So... we complain about how much our lives suck while squatting on German land? I guess I've been doing that for some time already.

Please do not invade me.

>>67948702
*eats pierogies*