>Be poland
>Exist
>For now
Isn't it the next European superpower?
i truly pity the poles
>shit history
>shit culture
>shit neighbours
>shit mentality
>most visited place in poland is auschwitz.
>be polish
>try to partition your hdd
>accidentally partition your country instead
>>67934464
>accidentally partition your country instead
>AGAIN
>>67934434
>>shit history
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish%E2%80%93Lithuanian_Commonwealth
In many aspects Poland was literally the best European cunt in 17th century
Who could think Poland has a shit history other than retards
>>67934494
>Who could think Poland has a shit history other than retards
You're right my "totally not a proxy" friend.
Not this guy >>67934434 , but as a historicaboo, agree with you. Poland has a great, ancient and very interesting history. Only a fool or an ignorant can say the opposite.
>>67935453
>two neighbours
you know that Sweden,Russia,Austro-hungary,Prussia attacked at the same time yea?
they are basically european version of korea
>both have rich history but no one will think of them when talking about
>western heritage or orient culture
>overshadowed by two neighbor (japan and china, germany and russia)
>get cucked by neighbors too(become commie or colonization)
>both produce quality vidya gaem in order to prove their existence
>be pooland
>get lebensraum'ed
>send shitty kids to other countries to shit them up
>suddenly everyone hates you because your main export is shitty kids who shit other countries up
>>67934401
>>67934434
>>67934464
>>67934480
NO
NO STOP
WHERE'S MY STALE PASTA
WHAT WAS THE NUMBER TO THE POLISH MINISTRY OF DAMAGE CONTROL
>>67934434
Fuck off you baguette looking piece of shit
>>67936322
Oh look how cute, a pole thinking it has what it takes to shit-talk other countries.
I have a question, how many independence days does your filthy piece of shit eastern European country have? You have been conquered and humiliated so many times through history only to be conquered and humiliated again and again its honestly sad if it wasn't so pitifully hilarious.
Your modern day country is a meme carved out by the soviets, before then it was a meme carved out of Versailies, and before then you were in your natural state of non existence which you should really reconsider going back to (not that your opinion matters anyway).
Finally, shut your damn slav mouth and go back to cleaning Germany's toilet, that muslim had a bigger shit than usual, just how you poles like it
>>67936813
shut it down
>>67936813
t. Ukie
>>67934434
Centuries after we civilised you and you still are fond of shit.
Lmao
Why do poles love Trump so much when he's less likely to intervene on their behalf and more anti NATO than Obama was?
>>67937080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzjL7xUKrRA
>wtf i love trump now
>>67937016
reminder that forks were introduced to Europe from Byzantium. you're welcome, my barbarian friends :)))))
>>67937080
WRONG
>>67937281
Greece really doesn't give a shit at this point